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Your wife loves my sonnets.

Stratford-Upon-Avon, England
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Billy Swagspeare
1 year
Not even parody anymore.
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It's weird that Google's doodle today has someone who died in 2002 waving a flag that wasn't even created until 2018
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The cartoonist didn't have to draw her with these huge Bazoongas. They CHOSE to do that.
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Luke Chudoba
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Would Society be better if Women were allowed to Cat call Men?
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And despite your treating her like a total fuckwit, your Mom keeps going around to visit you anyway. Because she loves you - despite everything. Imagine thinking you're the superior one here.
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@LumpyTheCook "Beauty & the Beast is about how one shouldn't judge people solely on their appearance." "Uh, yes. I know." "And how true beauty is witihn, & love can arise in unlikely places." "Yeah, the film is, uh, pretty clear." "Watch it again. Your kiddie brain didn't understand it."
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"One of Shakespeare's novels."
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When the ladies find out you collect model trains.
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@brianstelter CNN poll proves Americans love CNN. Who'da think it? Meanwhile, back in the real world -
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Take Indigenous Australians out of the equation. The Government is asking you to change to Constitution to enshrine a new unelected body that can't be shut down - & when you ask how it's to be run, they reply "After you vote for it, we'll tell you." Who would vote Yes to that?
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The Taliban's Twitter account is still active. Just in case you actually thought this was about "inciting violence."
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@axios 1. He was summing up the petitioners' claim, not making the claim himself. 2. The claim is they were DEVELOPED using aborted fetus cells, not that they CONTAIN them. This is absolutely correct. If Thomas really is so bad, why do you guys have to keep making up lies about him?
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@RitaPanahi @JRubinBlogger Even if you calmly and soberly agreed with the gist of the impeachment argument, there's no way you could call it "the most brilliant legal presentation" ever. They didn't allow the Republicans to call rebuttal witnesses in the House, and now can't call their own in the Senate.
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What, both of them? In all seriousness, this is appalling "science". They dug up 49 bodies, did some skull measurements on them - and from that alone they concluded that 9 of those 49 were Black women, meaning 20% of those who died were Black women. Terrible racist nonsense.
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BBC News (UK)
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Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague
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Billy Swagspeare
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Homophobia and rape jokes are hilarious when the target is a Republican.
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CNN's Jake Tapper on Roger Stone potentially going to prison: “He might like it”
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@NobletStrength Imagine defending this behaviour because someone who goes to church was mean to you once upon a time. You're cooked, son. Muted.
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@MichaelAvenatti Why would the President of the United States want to have a one-on-one debate with some dodgy porn lawyer who's been caught out lying again and again? Talk about a heightened sense of your own importance. What's next, challenging Elizabeth II to a duel?
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Twitter in a nutshell.
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You are being lied to every day by pro-Russian mouthpieces, and this is a great example. The man in the photo was apprehended in the middle of looting a store, not for "speaking out against Zelensky." Again: If things are so terrible, why do they have to keep lying to you?
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Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸
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This is what happens to average Ukrainians who speak out against Zelensky. Why are we sending them hundreds of billions of dollars?
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@joshphilipross Amazing the sheer amount of bullshit you have to read into that single headline to try to twist it around to your point of view, isn't it? Pathetic.
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@DebraMessing @EricMcCormack The studios were "very clear" about which actors and writers and directors they "didn't want to work with" in the late Forties, too. That is LITERALLY what a blacklist is, and what The Blacklist was.
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@dezyning_mom @marceelias I don't understand. Are you saying that sending important information via the mail - your vote, for example - is not safe and secure? Why, if only someone had spoken up about this before the election.
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This person claims he's read the Talmud "several times", and all in his spare time. For kicks. I, for one, do not believe him.
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@stillgray If Jews are not safe in New York City, they are not safe anywhere.
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@shoe0nhead Look, you're not wrong, but I would say this - In a country as diverse as the United States, with Black Americans, Hispanics, Chinese, Vietnamese, Indians in practically every city and every workplace - - it is suspicious if you don't have any friends of colour.
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@OccupyDemocrats Black men aren't allowed to talk to White men without a chaperone present. The centuries change, but the Democrats - the party of slavery and Jim Crowe - stay the same.
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@ABC According to this map, the entire state of Victoria is on fire. The whole damn thing. That'll sure come as a surprise to the seven million people who live there.
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Dude just invented Christianity.
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@TeamWarren Only one scoop. Weak.
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This is one of my favourite accounts on Twitter. No controversy, no politics, nothing to raise the blood pressure. Just good, clean, wholesome fun. Worth a follow.
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Muppet History
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Kermit the Frog and Vincent Price chat during The Muppet Show.
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@Cybermorzh @cnviolations Russia is, according to international law, the successor state of Russia within the Soviet Union, and the previous Russian Empire before that. She is not a new country in the way Czechia is. And yes, she is therefore the biggest remaining colonial power.
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@SirajAHashmi Here's the team he ran against:
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Everything is politics now. Everything. Even a dog.
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I mean -
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"Raping people is wrong."
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@MythicMethMan
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how about u shut the fuck up about historical events you know nothing about outside of you twitter timeline many comments are trying to educate you snd you are insisting on supporting a colonizing state so yes shut up dumbass
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@lmchervinsky How odd that you didn't include the entire quote. I wonder why.
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@3H5gFCoru6hiwll @spectatorindex The point is, it clearly travels from person to person, and is now doing so in an entirely different country.
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Billy Swagspeare
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Make a humorous observation about tiddies, and suddenly all the incels and the Andrew Tate "alpha male" types - same thing - rush over here to tell me I'm gay or something. You all protest too much, methinks. Very telling.
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@AgentLink99 @booksandwine76 Trick or treating and all of that stuff is American, and that's clearly what the note is referring to. I'm guessing you were the kid in school everyone hated who was always correcting the teacher.
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Billy Swagspeare
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@AdamKinzinger Let's be clear about what this means. Establishing a no-fly zone over the Ukraine means shooting down Russian planes. Shooting down Russian planes means war - a real shooting war with nuclear Russia, something that never occurred during the fifty year Cold War.
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Billy Swagspeare
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We have in the #Ukraine a clear-cut example of an aggressor nation invading another for its own territorial aggrandisement. The kind of war we thought was consigned to history. Certain people in the West are making excuses for the aggressor. It's time we asked why that is.
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No one actually cares about "territorial integrity" except when they can circumstantially invoke it as a pretextual justification for doing things they really care about, like organizing a protracted military offensive against Russia in hopes of collapsing the Russian government
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Billy Swagspeare
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@clairlemon @libsoftiktok No, but I can demand that the rules that are being imposed on us by others be imposed on ALL of us equally, can't I?
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Billy Swagspeare
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@tedcruz Australians killed by Covid 2021: 1448. Texans killed by firearms 2021: 3513. You are more likely to be killed by a Texan shooter than to contract Covid in Australia. No, we aren't "The Texas of the Pacific" at all, thank God.
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Billy Swagspeare
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These are the impartial Twitter folk in charge of deciding what political stories you are allowed to read.
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Rita Panahi
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This is Twitter’s Head of Site Integrity. Yoel Roth is in charge of developing & enforcing Twitter’s rules & was a key part of the site’s “fact-checking” policies.
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There are people praying Bruce Lehrmann is found guilty today - not because of the evidence, but because of their politics. There are people praying today he's found NOT guilty - not because they believe that, but because of their politics. What a farce it all is. Sickening.
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Billy Swagspeare
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@DavidAFrench Another long thread by David French explaining why his high and mighty principles do not allow him to act with principle.
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Billy Swagspeare
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@AskTarget @David_Leavitt @AskTarget shouldn't agree even to discuss the issue at all until the photo of their employee is taken down.
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@RitaPanahi Let me confirm - Peter Fonda tweets that he hopes Trump's young son is raped by paedophiles - a tweet so bad the Secret Service investigated - and Twitter didn't suspend him. You, however, were suspended for a tweet from 2017 where you tweeted out the abuse you'd been receiving
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Billy Swagspeare
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@Cybermorzh @cnviolations Bro, it's accepted by every country on earth - including Russia - that Russia is the successor state to Soviet Russia, and the Empire before that. That's why she holds the Soviet Union's veto in the UN. Please read a book, sweetie.
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Holy shit. Holy Shit
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Philip Klein
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University and College Union apologises after failing to include Jews on list of groups of Holocaust victims - The Jewish Chronicle
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@PopulismUpdates No. He IS a king already.
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@Cybermorzh @cnviolations The first paragraph of my reply answered your silly question. Your response is to ignore it. You are not arguing in good faith. Muted for wasting my fucking time.
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@guypbenson They're learning that, now that the election's over, the Democrats were never going to take them in and the Republicans will never take them back. The whole thing's imploding. It's glorious. It's wonderful. It's not even half of what they deserve.
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LOOK AT HIS FACE
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@libsoftiktok @FBI High testosterone girl, or low testosterone boy? The answer will shock you!
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@AshaRangappa_ @SouthwestAir Hey, you guys can see how these things aren't remotely alike, right? You can all see that, yes?
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Hoping you might one day - one day! - be able to afford a home to raise a family in is "The very image of entitlement."
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Billy Swagspeare
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@BadLegalTakes I've always been fascinated by how some people think the law is a bunch of magic words and secret codes, and if you know the right words to say you can do whatever you want. No, if your "legal tender" is refused, you don't get the goods for free.
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@Canning_Box @Goodtweet_man "Despite what you may have heard, I'm not a gay fish." "What the fuck is a fish?"
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@arisroussinos Americans when no one's mentioned skin colour for fifteen seconds -
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Hi. Have access to the scientific literature, and this absolutely is a thing. The study she refers to in Vox Sanguinis concludes that "Sex-mismatched red blood cell transfusions were associated with an increased risk of death". Rowling is right, you misogynist piece of shit.
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Hi. Used to work at a blood bank. This is not a thing. Do better research for your book, you terf piece of shit.
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@TheBabylonBee EIGHT PEOPLE DIED.
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@ckferrache @MZHemingway @MrAndyNgo @michellemalkin @clairlemon To quote @rezaaslan "Have you ever seen a more punchable face?" Despite complaints, Reza's post about the Covington boy was not removed for inciting violence. I expect mine will not be either, Twitter.
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@BillKristol Bill Kristol demonstrating to us all why his magazine went broke.
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@PattyVestal @stillgray @oliverdarcy Apart from all the photos of them armed, the videos of them armed, and their own admission that they're armed, there's no reason to believe they're armed.
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Billy Swagspeare
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We in the West are so privileged that we literally have to make stuff up to be offended by. The latest? Fonts.
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@Dunstaniel ... what?
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A new Lincoln has been elected.
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BREAKING: Thick black smoke spotted near Lincoln Memorial on Washington's National Mall in DC
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Twitter replies in a nutshell -
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Billy Swagspeare
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It's funny how every time an Israeli speaker comes to give a lecture at these universities it gets cancelled because the pro-Palestinian students say they feel "unsafe" - - but Jewish students who feel unsafe with rallies calling for their deaths are told to just suck it up.
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@ToomeyWright Peta Credlin spends two minutes asking Dan the pertinent questions no one else has bothered to ask in six months, and suddenly he's releasing all his phone records to the public. Yet apparently #ThisIsNotJournalism . Guys - this is EXACTLY what journalism is.
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This is a great thread. The woman is wrong, hopelessly wrong, and Community Notes proves her wrong. Twice. Her response to those who disagree? You're a racist "colonizer." This is Twitter, modern society, and modern politics in a nutshell. Belongs in a museum.
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For what? For eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
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@Tiskel2000 @dezyning_mom @marceelias Wait a minute - I keep getting told that this ridiculous law is a restriction on "democracy" and the right to vote. Yet the possibility of having your vote tampered with is no big deal?
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This is what happens when an entire generation refuses to read history, and dismisses anything that happened before 1990 as irrelevant.
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We have a powerful weapon to fight inflation: price controls. It’s time we use it | Isabella Weber
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@annaliesevd Sure thing, Karen.
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I can't believe what I'm watching. It's like an NFL team playing a junior high squad. Biden is getting obliterated here. #Debates2024
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@NPR "Designed to blow targets apart." If you truly want to get common-sense gun reforms adopted in America, maybe cut out the misinformation and propaganda. It just makes everyone mistrust you.
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@SirajAHashmi @bluevirginia The team he was up against:
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@CrankyFed I have actually heard this used as a genuine argument.
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@ewarren This is a woman who lied about her heritage and appropriated an Indigenous group's culture to win a job with a six figure salary she otherwise wasn't qualified for. Forgive me if I take her old lady ramblings about what I've earned with a grain of salt.
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Billy Swagspeare
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Begging people to understand that "Palestine" is a geographic expression, like "Scandinavia" or "the Middle East." There has never been a nation called Palestine - and "Palestinians" were invented in 1967. No one had ever heard of them before this.
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are the dirty z!onists going to call Anne Frank antisemitic aswell??
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People clearly don't understand the Contract System that existed in Hollywood until the late Forties. If you were signed to a contract, you appeared in the films they told you to appear in. You had no legal say. Didn't like the role? The director sexually harassed you? Too bad.
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@KawdyKoy @RealCandaceO Says the man who uses imagery of Adolf Hitler to smear an elected official he doesn't particularly care for.
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Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system.
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People are actually angry about this - that a man refused to murder unarmed prisoners. I liked Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds" too, but it was just a movie guys.
@nytimes
The New York Times
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A 98-year-old former French Resistance fighter said he witnessed but did not participate in the mass execution of German soldiers during World War II. The story was hidden for decades. “We were ashamed,” he said. “We knew that we should not kill prisoners.”
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@cmclymer 1. Since when do criminals care about private property? If they wanted Lenin gone, he'd be gone 2. Thanks for confirming point 1, above 3. Lenin's ideas led to the mass murder of more human beings during the 20th Century than any disease. But he didn't own slaves, so he's cool.
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Begging people to understand that "Palestine" is a geographic expression, like "Scandinavia" or "the Middle East." There has never been a nation called Palestine - and "Palestinians" were invented in 1967. No one had ever heard of them before this.
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@kathygriffin @angelical314 @beconsaw In the light of all the video evidence that has now been released - as well as the eyewitness testimony from multiple sources - It's fair to say this tweet has not aged well. Just like Kathy.
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@nhannahjones Wow, talk about a self-own.
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@Barnacules @Leo_Puglisi6 Sweetie, he’s 16 and lives in Australia.
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@frankiefeenicks @daralynn13 @whosthis1000 @MarinaMedvin @jsosa_teacher Sure thing. A student's freedom of speech is not limited merely by being on school grounds - unless they are being deliberately disruptive, which means making ordinary school functions impossible. Wearing a shirt does not do that.
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@dsamuelsohn @ngaudiano @thisisinsider President Ron De Santis it is, then. Good luck with that.
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The fact that Google and Apple have combined to shut down a competitor to Twitter proves once and for all that these corporations hold a default monopoly in their respective fields. They must be broken up, and soon.
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@RoadknightThe This is great. Let's force them to make a legal stand. Are women-only safe spaces to remain a real thing, or not? If people with penises are to be allowed to force themselves into women's safe spaces, let them say so. Let's hear it. They'll be run out of town on a rail.
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What. The. Fuck.
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The nurse in the hospital standing over me after I drank the Crystal Pepsi I found in an old vending machine in the abandoned shopping mall:
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