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2 years

Unless your kid is autistic or something, if they are a picky eater who only eats like chicken fingers and french fries, that's like 100% your fault as a parent

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As he gets bigger (no pun intended) we inch closer and closer to the most predictable cancellation of all time

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Ronnie made it to the field 😂 @stavvybaby

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These guys were broadly pro lgbt 15 years ago too, lol. It was one of the big things they could argue with religious people about. Everyone thought they were weird for other reasons

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Gotta find this dude and give him his crown. Just redeemed an entire type of guy

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@dialecticcoma It's like giving a toddler an iPad. I get it because toddlers are annoying, but you can't act like that doesn't affect them

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@realChloeLamb @CultureCrave @fieryspy64 Or maybe he's sick of pedant nerds criticizing things that don't matter

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2 years

This exains so much

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8 months

It will be a soft cancellation like Dasha's character being quietly nixed on succession, but it will still be funny

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8 months

@StrosHorns1705 They're immune in the sense that they'll always have an audience to fall back on, but I think Stav's growing popularity and visibility will hit a wall that someone who wasn't on a racist podcast's career wouldn't. Like in a classic Greek tragedy, his downfall will be his ambition

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8 months

Someone was trying to say yesterday that this scene isn't funny

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“Robin should be in The Batman sequel bec-”

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2 years

@MatthewFerrari Restaurants should have to provide sippy cups, high chairs, and cheerios to any adult on request, this shouldn't be controversial

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2 years

John Hinckley is a mickey mouse assassin who lost his opportunity to get a ring and now never will

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8 months

@twinkophrenia It's crazy this sentiment comes basically entirely from a misunderstanding of a Fran Leibowitz quote. She sucks but her point wasn't that the cool gays making art were dying out, but that the audience was. It affected the entire gay community, not just the NY arts scene

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9 months

@whitefeelimgs Bill Maher ideology

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10 months

@twinkophrenia Apparently it's from a few years ago when the dude talking was like 18, which makes it so much funnier imo

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3 years

Mark Hamill is just a closeted gay guy who happened to land the biggest movie role of all time and now he can't come out because it would trigger so many fat losers to commit murder suicides

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3 months

@bloodberry_tart Dressed like this you are 100% more likely to be harassed by other Jews trying to get you to do Tefillin than you are by any actual antisemite

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2 years

@ROCRedDog @dialecticcoma That's the thing, it's fine to give your kids chicken and fries when it's the most convenient, or distract them with a device for a while. You just can't cave to their demands as soon as they whine, it's conditioning

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6 months

@ByYourLogic people got so mad that RDJ didnt shake his hand at the Oscars, but I think its fair to not want to get caught up with the 50 year old man who acts like a child going to disneyworld every time hes on camera at an event

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7 months

@Lowenaffchen I really don't believe any of the parental abuse allegations he makes since the time he was on stage and compared his parents making him do auditions to what Corey Feldman and River Phoenix went through

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2 years

Frenchie from the Boys' actor looks like if Felix actually had to serve in the IDF rather than getting a deferment for his service in gaming/psychological operations

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10 months

i truly dont understand why these movies have shooters, they are just awful. can't even give them the "grew up with them" justification that people use for the prequels because the raimi movies were just a few years before and ive never met someone who didnt have a copy of SM2

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10 months

still not over this scene of andrew garfield switching accents 3 times in 7 seconds

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2 years

@ByYourLogic Reddit guys love when a dog has an evil job like a cop or something, but show them one dog trying to make a name for himself in sports and get out of the hood and they freak out!

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9 months

@Seamus_Malek Yeah this was the main thing, lol

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2 years

@drugs_abuser Did see say "nope" to you asking her out and you thought it was a suggestion

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2 years

@doulbedoink Did a 15 year old write this after listening to the Hamilton soundtrack?

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4 months

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4 months

by some mishaps of fortune, borges's entire estate is in the hands of five illiterate relatives of his late wife, one of whom looks like he works in a tattoo parlor in 2008

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8 months

@actualpoweruser @StrosHorns1705 Yes, all three of them and most of the fanbase has referred to it as such for the past 7 years

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2 years

That smallest violin song or whatever from that band AJR is the worst shit I've ever heard. Music for people who wanted the Big Bang Theory band to drop an album

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2 years

@low_dosage Somehow the more pathetic version of this Schuyler classic

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2 years

@Ben_ben_s @fitbit Wait you're mad she's working out

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6 months

Everything Everywhere All At Once might not be the worst BP winner, but I think it's the one most deserving of mockery. At least everyone agrees Green Book and Crash are bad. Nobody is pretending that they're life changing

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3 years

Jaboukie's such a pussy. Love to tweet some lame bullshit like "imma suck the Boston bomber off" and then delete it 2 minutes later because I'm worried I'll get fired if my boss ever wants to get Hillary Clinton on again to talk about how good kids taste

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2 years

@snuffbby @jimmyoutsold It takes like 10-15 minutes in full to prepare a steak. You don't even have to add anything to it or make anything else if you're that lazy. Less effort than eggs

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2 years

@soupgir1 @hotdog_salesman 90 percent of the kids I knew like this growing up were the rich kids who's parents let them do whatever. Always hated hanging out with them because the food was never good

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1 year

@doulbedoink I think it's high time we call this show out for what it is!

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2 years

@lmNOTcatholic We need to "do something" about people who earnestly believe in demons

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3 years

miss him so much. give him a late night show

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8 months

@doordaesh I fully support him getting his bag while he can

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3 years

They're making it real...

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3 years

Exclusive: ‘The Wendy Williams Show’ to Officially Be Canceled in June, Sherri Shepherd Show to Premiere This Fall

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3 years

Oh my god...

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3 years

A black bear known as Hank the Tank has broken into more than two dozen California homes since July, officials say. Paintballs, bean bags, sirens and Tasers cannot keep the 500-pound animal from seeking leftover pizza and other food.

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2 years

@websiteidi0t @PrinceCoochie Yeah but imagine how good they could have been 🤤

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1 year

@doulbedoink A wholesome queer comedy that shows us that not 𝘢𝘭𝘭 cops are bastards.

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6 months

@HaplessHomo 1 reply from Tyler

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7 months

@twinkophrenia I think British cuisine can stand a little ribbing here and there (as can American), but clowning on English Breakfast is pure cope

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2 years

@moschinodorito Hey, maybe hop on a bike yourself for a bit

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1 year

This kid left Mormonism and moved to LA so he could go to circuit parties or something and immediately his dad started stealing his blood, I'm sorry that's so funny

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@dom_lucre He calls his anti-aging efforts the blueprint, but it really just looks like he's trying to normalize something. Here's his son talking about leaving his mom's religion and her house to live with his socially awkward dad. I added that last part in... sorry

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@low_dosage It's what it defaults to and I simply do not care enough about being on here to bother scrolling over to the following tab. The effect is the same either way: wasting time

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7 months

@Lowenaffchen I think Wil has had me blocked on every platform since like 2015

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#TheMarvels The next generation of the MCU.

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2 years

@StyledApe @ByYourLogic Bro I KNOW he's gonna retweet me this time if I reference enough things he said 5 years ago

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3 years

John Cale's solo career: The Treaty of Versailles was a disaster and the European elites are to blame for Hitler's rise Lou Reed's solo career: i wanna be black so I can say it, yeah. Fuck me in the ass with your girldick, slick

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1 year

@Seamus_Malek My last name is a synonym for a *certain* body part and it occasionally gets denied by profanity filters

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2 years

Lmaoing at the "Poppers Corridor" in the West Village

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2 years

Tetsuya Yamagami the new GOAT?

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2 years

Feel sad for his kids, of course, but seeing accounts that got a checkmark 8 years ago for like writing a vice article about doing shrooms at the Ferguson protests or something else stupid act the same way people did about Norm last year about fucking Rad Milk dying is wild

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3 years

Everyone in the top row fucked kids

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3 years

Any Marxist counterarguments to these obvious facts?

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2 years

@hereliesthighs @rad_milk Haha, yoooo! It's the meme guys! What if James Healey was there too, wouldn't that be epic?

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2 years

I would take the "ai is ruining art" crowd so much more seriously if it wasn't DeviantArt and twitter artists complaining about it. Get back to me when most of your money doesn't come from furry porn commissions m

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Hey @DeviantArt . You don’t seem to understand why we’re upset. So here is a very simple explanation

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2 years

@ByYourLogic The way seasoned food brings people together tho! 🔥

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6 months

@ByYourLogic It's kinda crazy post me too which explicitly showed the animosity between people in the industry that there's still this expectation of pretending everyone respects each other. Will Smith had the right idea tbqh

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2 years

@catholicdad420 What even is the plot of Up after the intro, does anybody remember? Something about endangered animals i think?

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3 years

@Braingetter Turn up!

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2 years

Yoooooooo!

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8 months

Queer white women when something is *slightly* more convenient for gig workers

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8 months

@F466OT i totally hear u but i grew up going to the village, some of my first queer experiences as a teen were there, and my belief is that if it’s a temporary street fixture then they can temporarily list them correctly too knowing that GPS systems will still accurately direct them 😭

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2 years

@lmNOTcatholic HBO knew what they were doing when they cast the guy from Supernatural as Grundle, imo

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@mongoformayor

7 months

@RaceplayShawty The reddit guys in star trek are the ones who only like homemade food and don't use the replicator

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7 months

@RaceplayShawty "Dad, someone just gave me gold on my story on r/writingprompts"

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3 years

@StyledApe @mertcentury CNN needs to start having the real experts on as talking heads (reddit guys who have spent $10k on War Thunder and Arma)

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@RaceplayShawty For some reason I subjected myself to the Tim Drake solo book, and it's astoundingly terrible because of this. Mucho texto about how he's finally happy because of his mayo on white bread sandwich of a boyfriend (who the art depicts as so femme it's frankly homophobic)

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@coopercooperco I've been really driven insane by people on here's very black and white statements about the "point" of Dune because Herbert really starts saying something entirely different halfway through the series

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1 year

@smellyindianguy It should have been in the remaining 7 episodes, and also every tv show or movie made ever

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3 years

Watching the new succession and they keep having to cut away from Dasha's face because it's so obvious she's thinking really hard about her next lines, lmao

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8 months

@twinkdefcon Maybe the funniest book ever written. Also one I'd recommend the audiobook for (after reading it once ofc) if you aren't from the south, because it's written in dialect and knowing what exactly they sound like adds a whole other layer

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10 months

Joji, lmao

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2 years

@phil_so_silly Enjoying the cavalcade of old checkies who haven't gotten more than 20 favs since 2019 coming out of the woodworks

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2 years

RIP David Crosby, I'll miss you randomly tweeting out that Neil Young refuses to talk to you every few months

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2 years

Not fixing the typo

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6 months

We should actually treat Ricky Berwick like people treat Shrek in the first movie. Nasty little imp

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3 years

@Mr_lSlS Legitimately think he'd have been one of the funniest posters on here if he didn't have that comedy central contract on him

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11 months

@hum_dunkin The most charitable view is that they are conflating phrases that mean similar things popular in the south with it because now it's something people say. But most likely, they're just lying. Not something that even my folksiest southern family members/acquaintances have ever said

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10 months

@twinkophrenia Breaking bad... an anime?!?! Who could have come up with such epic hilarity?

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2 years

His tweets sucked! Also he was a racist, transphobic, wife beating alcoholic, fuck you!

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3 years

Goofy got me fired once. I worked at restaurant in Orlando. There was a long line for lunch. He tried to skip the line w/his date, but I didn't recognize him. (Didn't own a TV then.) He told the manager, and I was walked out after my shift.

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2 years

@AyoitsGoDoy @SawyerMerritt @Tesla What is your bank account and routing number?

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@mongoformayor

2 years

@lmNOTcatholic The word "mid" gets thrown around everywhere these days, but if there's one movie that actually deserves that assessment, Booksmart is that movie

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@mongoformayor

10 months

This is not what is happening. He is actually just a retard. Hope this clears things up

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i like how this person has spent exactly six weeks in los angeles and now they’re kinda reactionary

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2 years

@MoreTacos3 @thinkingbayonet No you dont

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@mongoformayor

10 months

lmao, cmon you don't have to do this

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10 months

@TheCinesthetic Here’s the apparent reasoning for it. Not sure how reliable this is but knowing how much effort Andrew puts into his roles and how he also studied accents in a similar way for his role in “The Eyes Of Tammy Faye”, I believe it.

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@MatthewFerrari When I say I'm pro-furry, it doesn't include YMS. He's too nasty about it

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1 year

@AndrewR15DW You cry every time you jack off to a woman who gives you basic courtesy only because you've given her $3k in the past year

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8 months

@RaceplayShawty Said it in Stu's stream the other night but having an original character who was Penguins boss named "Fish Mooney" is some all time hilarious network tv bullshit

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11 months

It's staggering how many of the worst movies of the last 20 years were written by the dynamic duo of Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci

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9 months

@ByYourLogic Kanyes obviously different considering he's older, wealthier, and has more power than she did, but idk it was kind odd to see people treat him clearly having some sort of breakdown so uncharitably while at the same time reevaluating doing the same to Britney 15 years ago

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8 months

@whitefeelimgs Going through the edits now. Every time they change what he puts in, he comes back more pissed off, which just makes it more obvious, lmao

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5 months

@RaceplayShawty Future Gold Superman is cool and all but personally my favorite DC 1 Million thing is Martian Manhunter just becoming the surface of Mars. Badass

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@mongoformayor

2 years

@ByYourLogic Probably the biggest example of an absolutely insane, stellar cast making a mediocre script work as much as they can. It rocks

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