one time when i was in law school i made a cake and brought it to school and everyone asked me why and i didn’t have the heart to tell them it was my stress coping mechanism so i looked up what celebrity was born that day and just said it was for laura dern’s birthday
work bestie wanted to propose to his gf but couldn’t figure out how to subtly tell her to get her nails done, so i told him to pay her friend and have the friend pretend she got a gift card to the salon that was soon to expire. absolute fail. the gf declined to join… twice
today at therapy tuesday, my therapist told me that on long car drives, she sits!! in silence!!! with her thoughts!!!! and just!!!!! thinks!!!!!! i am, obviously, floored
can’t stop thinking about the mom in the richmond airport who pointed at me from within ten feet and said to her children “look, girls, that woman is traveling alone”
You can't just walk into Hermès and buy a Birkin bag.
Instead, you need to have a history of buying other Hermès items.
In a class action lawsuit filed today, California consumers say that policy—tying the sale of Birkins to other products—is illegal.
It is my sad duty to report to you all that I just completed a task that I have left lingering on my to do list since July 2022. It took me four minutes to do. I will learn nothing from this.
as a newer attorney, the number of times per day i feel like a dog carrying its own leash in its mouth in desperate search of its human or some source of directing authority is… honestly pretty staggering
as a transactional lawyer, 50% of my time is spent wondering how my job is titularly identical to that of people who spend their days litigating in court
favorite coworker: “maria, in your first week here, you emailed a partner and senior associate that someone had ‘girlbossed a bit too close to the sun,’ and that’s when i realized you weren’t really trying to hide your personality at work.”
my coffee shop gave me my drink for free and they’re bumping al green. the farmer’s market was busy but not crowded and they had perfectly ripe strawberries. the bagel place had no wait. there’s a mom and son laughing and hugging next to me. it is 70 degrees. i am so lucky
I need you all to understand I would commit serious crimes to be sitting at a mid Mexican restaurant with my law school friends slurping margaritas the size of our heads
i will never forget that first sleep after my first semester 1L finals - the one after i got back home to tennessee. i slept fifteen straight hours. here’s hoping all the exam takers are getting their rest now.
my only law school advice is to be generous with others and yourself. share your outlines, notes, and mnemonics; treat yourself routinely; practice empathy. the dividends are cumulative
Every time I find myself getting annoyed or frustrated and it’s the summer I just have to ask myself “ok is this real or am i just too warm” and it is with devastation that I must admit 65% of the time it is because I am simply too warm
no music. no podcast. just alone with her thoughts. obviously as a therapist you’d hope she’s mentally healthy but like if ever there was proof positive…
ordered a dress final sale from a favorite retailer and they sent me the wrong one… but it’s in my size, and it’s… $800 more than the one i ordered. so that’s just gonna stay with me
my endorsement of the spanx leather leggings is as follows: i just slipped down my icy driveway walking the dog and the skin on my knee under my leggings is scraped, but there is zero damage to the leggings. a quality product.
Told this girl at the bar last night how much I loved her dress and she gave me a FAKE DESIGNER NAME and now the sole mission of my life is to buy this dress and wear it because that was just so mean!!!
i am so glad i spent all that time learning about why the sierra club didn’t have a case because their members didn’t go walk through that wilderness they wanted to protect or whatever the hell it was. just so thrilled all these good causes lost on justiciability grounds for this
a crush is just a lack of information. a crush is just a lack of information. a crush is just a lack of information. a crush is just a lack of information. a crush is just a lack of information. a crush is just a lack of information. a crush is just a lack of information. a crush
I may be 31 years old or I may be 91 years old but no matter how old I am, I am going to love taking my dessert home from the restaurant and eating it in the comfort of my bed
what’s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have? i think airplane mode is a hoax because they don’t want you texting your friends and telling them you’re not having fun on the plane
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again, i am remarking on the degree and speed of changing precedent. i did not reference any one particular case. but it’s disingenuous to say learning chevron deference - a 40-year-old doctrine - evidences a poor educator.
saying my usual prayer for all the eldest daughters this weekend. i hope you know that even if it’s not vocalized, or demonstrated, to the extent you need - i appreciate how much you give to (and give up for) your family
in a major endorsement for vyvanse and a shocking plot twist for my high school teachers: my annual review partners unanimously graded my time management skills as “superior”
i can’t believe i used to go out on friday nights (e.g., before i graduated from law school). friday nights post-law school are a sacred time exclusively for turning my phone off and creating an air gap between myself and the outside world, preferably on my couch
i love my favorite partner but he declines my calendar invites that tell him i’m going to be out of office because he thinks it’s funny. and it is funny, at least up until two days before i leave and he realizes he’s forgotten i’m going on vacation
I have completed my annual count of the number of sticks of butter in my mother’s fridge. We finished at 38 plus these two butter sculptures in the shape of turkeys. 😂🫡🧈
my primary adulthood goal thus far has been to find the least invasive, addictive, or dangerous way possible to effectively force quit my brain when needed
y’all pls send good vibes for my pilgrimage to the passport agency tomorrow. my appointment is at 8 and my flight leaves at 1:30. no i will not be elaborating on how or why this happened
if you grew up in an environment that had high expectations of you, how did you learn to celebrate your accomplishments, rather than to view them as tasks fulfilled?
I’ve acquired so many weird delightful things I have never used and will never get rid of. I’ve never used this chip and dip dish set. But do you want to stand in front of me and God’s Internet and tell me you’d get rid of it?