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28/gay/m. I lurk content about video games, current events, tv, movies and stuff. I don't start threads. Just lurk. Let's all just calm down.

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@ULTRAGLOSS Never forget
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@mexicanshinji_ The idea that he takes the names of the shrines of the surface, then literally just reverses them to come up with names for the lightroot areas kills me 💀💀😭😭
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@weirwooddream Me stuck at work dissociating
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@KirbyCheatFurby I'm still shook about the SCP that obliterates anyone who sees it. It even knows when someone so much as looks at a video/photo of it. Then you're SHOWN a distant photo of it. Without fail it finds you, regardless of distance, time, or obstacle and does... something to you.
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@EuphoriTori Isn't this literally what happened with that one trans swimmer last year making all the headlines tho? Literally winning last place?
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@RoyalDeijiHimeX I want her to be a villain in the next Mario movie. Sarasaland is an empire so she wants to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom and rather than all-out war, she pulls everyone into a series of kart races, basketball & tennis matches, and a board-game themed obstacle course
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@joshtenet Tom Cruise has such a poweful earnestness that frightens me
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@brobexx @EyePatchWolf He said Aeris with the "S", I am truly living!!!!
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@GlitchxCity Oh my god, of all the routes in all the games, this is indeed the one that sticks out to me for this exact feeling.
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@oldstoneds Why is he so funny this whole episode I hate him 💀💀💀
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@hosoterratoma It's an Oscars performance it's not that serious
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@118lesbian Some people struggle with sympathizing w the idea of either Eddie or Shannon leaving. Having the visual of a younger actor could've helped with that too. That would help sell the idea of either person not being ready for their relationship & parenthood
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@iramadisonthree No jokes, no interesting story, no given stakes, no good drama. We're starving today
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@cerebellum_crow Places marked as "Mine" or "Grove" have a chest with Crystallized Charges (20) inside. Not just large abandoned mines under towns, but groves and smaller mines. Look for extended, blocky brown structures on the map for mines, or large, hollowed tree stumps for groves.
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@itszaeok It started a YA dystopian novel/movie trend and nothing from that trend came anywhere CLOSE to upstaging it. Even in hindsight the books were an important voice of a generation and should be considered a classic series. It be marketed as YA shouldn't undermine that
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@JarJarFan69 Speaking of forcing your sexuality, huh
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@nobodynoswift Would be cute if the dancer & him knew each other. Someone write a fanfic
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@nodrectionhome I know a guy who adopted a child off the street after their parents died, but cheated on his gf who moved cross country for him, but donates and leads child cancer charities, but has hesitates paying his employees their fair share on time... People are complicated.
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@EXPayline So you're saying being forced to be something you're not (human vs pig, Mario vs his nameless shadowself, Vivian's old gender) & letting loose for the greater good things locked away in a box (the letter, cursed Guy #3 , Atomic Boo), are a recurring theme in this chapter?
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@egeofanatolia The COMPLETE lack of any of the show's original tone and music until this moment, 6 entire episodes in, completely destroyed me
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@amberfreemman Her screaming in Ready or Not will be legendary. Keep her voice in a box for future generations to enjoy!!!
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@hvnterbvck "Probably not in the same day" Oh Tommy was willing to take Buck out fot BOTH flying lessons & Muay Thai. He likes him likes him
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@evenstvr I forget if it was these guys or someone else on the crew who lost their fingerprints from working on these pieces for so long, they got rubbed off
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@lordesbbqribs A movie's advertisement shouldn't be a factor in judging the movie itself, especially because different people tend to be in charge of marketing. The movie also had something to say other than revenge & violence. It's quality isn't lower because it wasn't what you wanted it to be
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@theSinghMan @CherryBreadTV Children deserve to be treated like adults. Adults with a still-forming sense of judgement/decision-making, yes, but requiring teaching. Not permanent surveillance that teaches following directions superficially, rather than feeling and learning from mistakes and success.
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@ldrcoppola My favorite celebrity Romy Coppola
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@Jeesa_Jay I will never again get invested in someone who makes me feel like too much for basic chatter & communcation (which you DON'T need to reply to immediately!)
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@ravibuckleydiaz Also keep in mind this is the 1st episode of season 3. Eddie joined at the beginning of the previous season. They've only known each other about a year at this point!
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@CptAstro Me finding all 2000 Korok seeds in Tears of the Kingdom, the 500 new ones thsr csnr with the DLC, and bragging to my busy coworkers the next day
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@daelysimon Disease or no I woulda passed away right there & then
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@jailedamanda So what was the intent here? Is this scene in context supposed to be funny? Tragic? Cause out of context it's kinda hitting both for me
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2 years
@ContraPoints Pretty easy to see it's made by very well-intentioned but not entiiiiiiiirely there yet white people
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@kattenbarge It is physically impossible for a person in an ugly suit to work 400x harder than any of their employees in any industry
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@transscribe Shocking how many times an effective "James Somerton plagiarized me" is showing up on my timeline when I don't even follow him on Twitter
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@CatLoverCult Yes!!! Lizards detach their still-moving tails as a means of distracting the fuck out of anything they think is going after them. My dad and I freed a lizard that got stuck in some sheets of glass of our window, and this sure as hell worked on me, not knowing
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@seancdub I read that he hated working in the industry & was SA'd by another pornstar he named. That's all probably why he stopped
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@killcommander_ "The writing is so bad why didn't we get a scene/line that doesn't move the plot or characters forward at all???" I'm so annoyed with people trying to convince me this show is bad. Not engaging; just writing a different show in their head
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@crimsonpeeks It's a safe and consequence-free way to think about things in a rare, necessary, and philosophical/moral vacuum. It's the hypothetical "in a vacuum" we speak of from time to time, and it's worth exploring WHY things are good, bad, or nuanced between those things
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@drmfxl I can't know for sure but my 1st instinct was maybe they're the same person. That Alys is a sort of projection of Helaena. It'd have weird implications for Alys later I think and I'd love to see that
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@alex_abads He can fix me
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@olsencassidy When he breaks his phone and then continues to receive calls from his fancy gold landline
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@diazeddie118 All 4 of these people are traumatized & humiliated by Eddie
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@fordhoIden Yeah, it was always a summer fling for Oliver, who did a lot of mixed signalling throughout the whole movie and never actually opened up much beyond a superficial way. I suppose we feel it very much through Elio's perspective; feeling sooooo much longing and then disappointment.
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@Srirachachau Yeah & PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong but IIRC he never had a formal audition. Lynch/Frost really just pulled him aside and said "you're it!". And turns out, all 3 of them were COOKING
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@faiIwife Thank you so much for being like the only person I've seen online who understands this. It's basically meta when Rhaenyra says she'll go down in history as a villain. Yet some still don't get it. I'm so frustrated by people WANTING to hate this show.
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@Demonic_Simian @Liv_Agar Eyes closed and lips a bit drooped, implying fantasy, yet delusion. A perfectly average looking man, yet the youthful female name implying a normalized horror deep beneath. The man, and not the girl herself being the subject. The egg white somehow feeling dirty. Perfect cover.
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@NickyBoiYT It means you have a clearly defined situation and can find the means to deal with it
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@tylerduran21 @Jacob_deNobel Tag yourself, I'm her
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@Jeesa_Jay & like if you don't wanna chat, just tell me "let's talk when I'm less busy"! It's easy! Just one text! Sheesh! So glad I'm seeing someone now who can actually do that
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@Artlocked "Looks like alphabet soup without the soup!"
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@TBSkyen Yes! Finally! The perfect chance for me to whip this bad boy out!
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@AdKassadin Idk if it's true but I heard someone say she has one of the highest (if not the highest) base HP/regen stats in the game to begin with as well
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@ser_crispincool They deserve to be called out and criticized, but she IS right when she says they are not the ultimate problem here. JK Rowling does have powerful social influence but it is the lawmakers who are most impactful, and we can go after both
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@underthefan119 Knowing now what happens in Twin Peaks this image is recontextualized and less about what I see and more about what I don't see
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@rhaenyrasrealm I mean it's entirely plausible for Syrax & Seasmoke to have made those eggs right?
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@archivedilfs They're both hot faves but out of context I don't see the chemistry. Would still love to see the movie though!
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@NonTrotski Also you never see any more yellow paint for the rest of the game after they show up
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@paddysroyco The fake masculine bravado. The cigarette just so obviously being a superficial show, even if only to himself. Being almost literally tone deaf to people around him. An insecure icon.
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@happylovelies99 @RoyalDeijiHimeX I just emailed this idea to Chris Pratt & Mr Miyamoto himself. They said they'd LOVE this portryal & will definitely use it in the next movie!How about that, nerrrrd!
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@theashpalace I just wanna watch some fucking TV
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@nm_xvrsn True though. Like yeah I can't do anything but the past few weeks I've been taking steps to make sure I can get started. ADD is a struggle, but talking to a psychiatrist has already helped. And honestly, she's right. The original post really does just sound like whining.
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@schizarella For the 1st time in years I heard the title screen of Ocarina of Time in an automatic playlist while doing laundry and I started bawling
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@TBSkyen If only Xerath was a good, polite and patient slave we would've never been in this zappy mess!
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@goaziago Our bodies????? Are LITERALLY made to work like this??? We really doin all that???? Wowwwww that's wild
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@NintendoBlackC I love how Zelda tells Sonia about Link, and presumably other people as well, but specifically leaves out mentioning Link to Rauru for some time (in the memory from the Sonia glyph). In my mind, telling Sonia about Link was totally a "girl's thing"
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@MichaelaOkla I'm that best friend tbh and I apologize to my bestie for it I am actually the worst
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@mescalist I've never done it but if I ever hate a movie that much I'll take advantage of the dark and the comfy sear and take a nap for a while
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@hensbuckley Oliver Stark will not rest until he kisses Ryan Guzman on the lips
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@boogaloo420711 @ZJemptv @DraconisW88109 "Clean" implies people who have STIs are "dirty" & we've moved away from that. People get sick for different reasons, and there's no reason to make an illness related to sex particularly taboo. My mom who had cancer was never "dirty" (which isn't being said but you understand)
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@AlienAddicts @ContraPoints It was just a hole in the stockings
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@AaronCrook123 @poisonjr I believe cruelty being used as entertainment, even if the victim has themselves made victims, on principle is really dark.
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@dezey17 @robdjarin There wasn't a sex scene. They were nude in bed couple of minutes yes, kissed, and then we cut to the next scene. We don't see the act. Not mad just sayin what happened
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@ravibuckleydiaz I don't know I can push aside my bias for Buddie but, man. I just don't see how a different man or woman could be the alternative to this. Neither of these men has ever done for a partner what others in the show have done for their partners, or them for each other
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@BUDDGAF @gayblackvet Being LGBT isn't an idealogy. It is a mere fact of human existence. No one is trying to convert kids' gender/sexuality. Schools are only trying to allow kids to understand that LGBT+ people exist and are OK to exist. After all, they might grow up to be LGBT themselves.
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@CasIsLoved The fact that Dean simply could not comprehend the idea of Cas staying behind on purpose, because it was so painful & backwards to him that his memory was altered..... truly an unhinged arc
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@CJSSKIZ Yeah I like him? He changed, circumstances changed, and he and Chim are on good terms now. Any negative impact didn't last, things got better. And season 1/episode 1 Buck was a lot worse than this, but we love Buck bcuz he changed. We get better
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@aerithsclouds I appreciate that they kept her strange stylized hair from the 90s, but in a more realistic way. Down to one fold being a bit higher than the other
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@daenerysunnie Scenes between the two of them before the kiss are so much funnier now
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@ZoeRoseBryant This is the only Black Mirror episode I've seen because a cousin showed me it and I refuse to watch more because I know it all goes downhill from here
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@ser_crispincool That's not really what she's saying. She discusses Anita Bryant as a comparison being influential, and then JK Rowling afterwards even MORE liked and beloved and influential than Bryant ever was
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@buddieism Eddie is both older AND shorter than Buck and we are not budging from this stance 🧍
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@SamtheNightOwl My high school history teacher worked on Bobby Kennedy's campaign and was present when he was also assassinated. The way he talked about the Kennedy family is something I'll never forget. Theyvwere flawed people but left a big impact on the people around them.
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@_kiraby They'd love & understand each other sooooo much
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@MISSYOUDEAN All the stats being completely wrong 😭😭
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@gore_b4by All I'm gonna say is she is not someone I would like to have a brunch date with
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@chaseshaco Me as AP Kog'Maw tanking an Amumu, Irelia, and Rammus with my Crown, Seraph's, and Banshee's Veil
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@ummrys Let Timmy cheat on Buck, he doesn't seem that invested anyway, perfect excuse to dump Temecula by the wayside
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@luviathan_ Wrtf going on on this show lmao (affectionate) I've been seeing images with no context for years and I feel like it's less a show and more snapshots of performance art
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@senzywenzy forbidden rock candy makes me fly uwu
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@bleepowner As a child my grandma endured abuse apprently so bad she ran away from her village and never saw her family again, hiked through the jungle for miles to escape, and lived in the streets of the nearest city for months. She was 12
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@artan_ayan My New Year's resolution in 2024 is to Normalize being friends with benefits with older men. They're over their baggage and will treat me RIGHT
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@NintendoBlackC Her being able to do this also is a bit of evidence I think, that she DOES still have hints of her memory remaining in the current day, when she saves Link from the Demon dragon and helps throughout the fight.
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@clown_depot I've watched tons throughout the years. I've felt it's silly but like showing a friend something I like, it's so good to experience something again for the "1st time". Empathy is a helluva drug.
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@starkgalitzine She's still here??
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@TBSkyen The best possible thing they could have done with her hair, I love it
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@911TVNEWS Which then leads to Buck being closer than ever to Eddie & Christopher
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@RoyalDeijiHimeX Wario & Waluigi show up. Also it's in a dimension parallel to the Mushroom Kingdom's, thru another warp pipe. That's why the 3 of them have such a particular contrast yet resemblance to already established characters
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@cookecorpse The bigger star also is coming with bigger, darker, heavier clothing. It almost looks like armor
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@NyxMoonReads @KirbyCheatFurby Yeah exactly. It stuck with me because it's been years since I first saw that completely harmless picture, but the concept alone makes me think even after all this time, once in a blue moon, "what if?".
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@itszaeok IDK if it applies here, but most authors are not in control of how their books are marketed & for some reason "YA" makes people feel uppity. What's important is the content of the book which is NOT "just for kids" or "young adults". One could argue, they're not for them, even.
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