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so, all the stonehearts have different abilities
Jade can read people's thoughts and desires, and apparently Aventurine's ability is to transform into a drag queen
Now I wonder what is Topaz's
Absolutely insane(and homophobic) that i see anyone saying Aventurine HAS TO BE str8/bi in order to carry on his bloodline
When canonically in Honkai Kevin and Dr Mei had a test tube baby (didnt sleep together to have the kid)
They think Honkai Star rail universe couldn't???
IM CRYINGGG, RATIO LOOKED AT HIM BC AVEN DELATED HIS ANSWER A LITTLE, AND HIS ANSWER IS "FIND RATIO"
OF COURSE BECAUSE THE DOCTOR IS ALWAYS RELIABLE
okay homosexual
🌱: Senior, in the future when I have a stable job and a home, let's get married
🏛: (thinking that he is joking) Sure, if i'm not married by then
🌱: Keep your promise, senior
Years Later
🏛: what is this
🌱: the marriage certificate, sign it
🏛: THE WHAT
Peak of comedy is when Kaveh had a crush on Alhaitham since they were students, but Alhaitham never took any of his hints and Kaveh just "Well, he's not interested :(". Years later, Alhaitham wakes up one night and realizes "He was flirting with me that time"
Is it just me, or does every game have a certain type of male character who would be a perfect pair for the Fem MC? Childe for Lumine, Aventurine for Stelle, and Scar for Female Rover? 🤔
#wuwa
#wutheringwaves
this is the biggest piece of aventurine gay coding cus any man attracted to women would immediately fold if himeko spoke to them like that. instead he chooses to sass her
Nilou reincarnates in her favorite novel. Her character has an arranged marriage with Kaveh and she doesn't want this cause actually she is a lesbian and their marriage activates all the misfortunes that happen in story. So she's determined to change the genre to a BL
#haikaveh
First Kiss
Their first kiss was when they were students.
They were walking through the Akademiya gardens when they heard whispers. That's when they saw a couple of seniors kiss at that cool night in Sumeru.
The funny thing is that Alhaitham LOVES Kaveh's brain more than his looks. Like yes, he is the prettiest but what turns Haitham on is that this man can hold long discussions with him or the way he starts talking about what he loves
#haikaveh
I keep thinking that Kirara probably thinks that Kaveh is Alhaitham's husband.
When one day Alhaitham was the one who receives the package, she asked him "about his husband" (if they live together is bc they are married, right?) and Alhaitham didn't correct her lmao
haikaveh crack
During their akademiya days, people used to say that kaveh and alhaitham were a couple. And because of a misunderstanding, Kaveh ended up believing it too
So, kaveh who believed they were a couple and haitham who though that is how best friends behaved
#haikaveh
The notebook
Kaveh found an old notebook when he was cleaning the study. Curiosity got the better of him and since it was in their study, he thought Alhaitham wouldn't bother if he take a look.
#haikaveh
silly
Kaveh is lying down on one of the couch when Alhaitham comes home. He is kinda tired that day.
🌱: You are in my place
🏛: ? I don't see your name here, also we have two more couches.
Alhaitham frowns, then suddenly he lies on top of Kaveh, crushing him
@avenqt_
He does! When Owlbert explained the SU mode's gambling function, Ratio says something like "I know a certain gambler is buzzing with excitement to try it out" 🥰
on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, outside, in the car
#haikaveh
AU
Kaveh and Alhaitham have a very strange relationship. They are best friends, but sometimes they look like a couple.
That's always been a bit weird and uncomfortable for Kaveh's dates.
"Ratio is the last man on this list to be gay, he is a scientsit and studies life. that man is going to have kids."
Oh wow, just say you are homophobic
#ratiorine
Imagine Ratio told Aventurine "I'm going to teach you a lesson tonight." Aventurine excitedly prepares himself for the night, but it was literally an algebra lesson 😭😭😭
just so we’re clear tho, I do think that aventurine only pretends to be siding with the ipc
we barely know anything about his schemes and he seemed tense during his conversation with jade do he’s definitely planning sth else
#aventurine
#hsr
#haikaveh
akademiya
In exam season, Kaveh stays up late to finish his blueprints and also he has to study. He doesn't usually sleep so has very pronounced dark circles.
Alhaitham smiling and giggling because he is thinking about Kaveh's reaction when he sees the new ugly furniture in the house
Kirara thinking "he must be thinking about his husband!! Human love is so nice"
// hsr spoilers
Jade really treats them like kids LMAO
"give me your card rooms, kids"
also aventurine's karen mode on again 😭😭 he is annoying, i love him
Kaveh was advising Collei about not dating with guys at the Akademiya, because they are all idiots. Telling her about this ex (Alhaitham) he used to have
And Alhaitham listening without them realizing and asking WHEN did that happen
Thinking again about how Alhaithan and Kaveh are each other's only family in Sumeru and if something happens to one of them, they would be the emergency contact