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10 months

I just hope I die instantly when the time comes. I don't want people to deal with me being sick. With His willing. Aamiin.

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@miscssan

22 days

GISBodoh. How can an ajaran sesat becomes this big and no one bat an eye? Rasa nak tampar semua muka pengantin dengan madu dorang ni. Sengih sengih. Geli jijik. GISB ajaran sesat!

Khairul A. 👾

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@miscssan

6 months

@fazri_hassan The way those kids still stay and loyal towards their parents 🥲 Some parents do not deserve having children.

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@miscssan

6 months

@sighyam Overpriced onde-onde in hotels' and fine dining's description be like:

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2 years

@marinadndy I stopped reading when the article said makan tak pantang. The point of this is what? Meninggal sebab makan tak pantang or penat?

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@miscssan

3 months

@itsyusri Apa point kau ni?

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@miscssan

21 days

@idcthonotime4u Kalau dengar betul dia sebut perempuan isteri baru tu pun ahli gisb rasanya sebab semua kerja under GISB

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8 months

@pelisahh Comelnyaaa. Btw kucing I pun baik semuanya. Ada sekor tu macam pakai tuxedo. And dia akan keluar rumah macam office hour weh. Pastu balik lunch kejap then sambung lepak luar. Around 5 dia balik makan then tidur. Okay done tumpang brag

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3 months

@anthraxxx781 Kesian budak tu lahir dalam keluarga bengap

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4 months

@501Awani The child was better left alone. Dua ekor babi betina and jantan ni pergi ambil jadi anak angkat and dera seksual and pukul sampai mati. Name and shame these two pigs.

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8 months

@xatyrosdi Aku kalau tengah lebam apa semua kena suruh kaunseling aku ludah pegawai tu masa tu juga. Shit. Done marah.

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8 months

@zxti131 Gajah pun ada job...maka apa lagi alasan biawak di luar sana 🥲

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1 year

@adliehassan Only the strongest of us can do this. Salute to all caregivers.

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@miscssan

5 months

@pelisahh It's mainly your husband's battle anon. Not you. Don't just tell him about it. Tell him to do something about it.

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8 months

@bharianmy Babi pun terkejut tengok perangai setan bapa bodo ni

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@miscssan

10 months

*lelaki suka tengok perempuan independent* only valid from perspective lelaki yang independent dan bertanggungjawab sahaja ya. Kalau kau biawak itu RED FLAG.

billa

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10 months

Tapi…….. Baru harini borak dengan lelaki 21 tahun yang jaga booth dengan i. Dia kata dia lagi suka older women sebab charming & suka tengok perempuan independent. Even now, me & my girlfriends kena ngorat dengan younger men in their 20s. Gen Z men mmg lain eh

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@miscssan

11 months

@twtsecretsmy Amin. But apa maksud doa kau minta redha untuk provide tu? Adakah kau berniat untuk tidak provide setelah mengetahui dia gaji lagi tinggi? Serious tanya ni sebab tak faham part redha tu.

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@miscssan

5 months

@anthraxxx781 Bro didn't finish the last swing to make this a 10/10 point. Mistake seen at the last half swing which then lead to the animal having opportunity to attempt retaliation. Bro lucky his strength made it possible to still throw animal out even with the awkward swing. Jury duty done.

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@miscssan

5 months

@marzry13 Kau bengap english ke kau bengap total?

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1 year

@iamsumayyah_ Relax sikit komen lo flor tu. Nampak sangat 🤣

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@miscssan

2 years

It's this one I think. Profound stuff.

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@miscssan

5 months

@UdaShafiq 100%. Ada parents jenis semua benda pesan dekat guru kelas. Minta maaf sangat tapi sekolah is a formal education setting. Bukan macam hantar pengasuh pesan itu ini untuk urus anak. Dekat 40 orang dalam kelas takkan kena personally urus pesanan setiap parents?

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1 year

@aliailysha Fff ewwww this is somehow wayyy worse than finding insects in it

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@miscssan

9 months

@_m0mster_ Makcik Petir dulu blogger ke? Ni L CA apa semua and writing macam tengah baca blog era 2010s duulu 😂

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@miscssan

4 months

@pelisahh Aku satu benda perasan dekat semua confession jenis macam ni kan...the wife mostly barely mention about the husband. Apa watak husband u dalam kisah ni? U sampai takda semangat nak hidup ni husband u cakap apa? MIL u perangai buruk gini husband u buat apa? Mana husband?

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@miscssan

4 months

@azreenmn Logic juga sebab kalau promoted nanti scope kerja tukar lain and dia akan wariskan previous jobs dengan orang lain anddd dia susah buat fraud lagi lepastu/kantoi lah kan kalau akaun dia pegang selama ni orang lain study pula...ha gituu

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@miscssan

22 days

@abuhafiz1 Setakat ni yang kita nampak dengan mata kasar (socmed) JAKIM seperti ada DUA fail sahaja di jabatan mereka. Fail sijil halal, fail poligami

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@miscssan

1 year

@bharianmy Lol. If any of you sopert's family sees this: shame.

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@miscssan

4 months

@fmtoday Hanya majikanz yang serba serbi baik saja boleh cakap macam ni. Yang jenis epf socso pun list dalam benefits, untuk berjuta bayar gaji minimum boleh duduk diam takyah bunyi

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@miscssan

1 year

@siticincahhh It's really NOT about the pinggan.

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@miscssan

10 months

@twtsecretsmy Sis, Allah dah tunjuk tu. Gerak la...sign apa lagi u tunggu? 7 tahun sis bukan 7 bulan. U bagi dia second chance? I wanna laugh out of spite. Second chance? Untuk apa? Supaya dia nak tengok u? Help him? How? U nak help tang mana? That's him&his choice since day 1. Undur diri.

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10 months

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@miscssan

1 year

@nas_rahmann Benda boleh settle hari ni, settle hari ni. Sebab besok ada benda lain pula kena settle.

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@miscssan

21 days

@idriskslnlng Nasihat secara senyap??? Itu bukan aib sedare, tu jenayah.

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@miscssan

8 months

@ahmadmahiid Rasuah enabler detected. @PDRMsia tgk ni. Eh silap tag

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@miscssan

2 months

@nfornaghelen Supplier kelapa kedai runcit is shakinggg. Kemonnn

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@miscssan

2 months

Coming from B40 family now at M40 I second this. B40 are fighting for their lives. M40 mostly are fighting for their wants. B40 budget the food they're buying at stalls while lepak pantai with their kids. M40 are hunting for cheap flight tickets for their next trips.

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@AqilahAshaari

2 months

M40 who thought their lives are poorer than b40 paling out of touch. You struggle between you wants and your needs while b40 struggle to get their necessities to live everyday. Your nasi campur does not equal to their catu punya makan

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@miscssan

1 year

@LinaRamsah Betul...dulu masa mula posting memang itulah pesanan orang tua dan cikgu senior. Biasakan observe dan belajar adat/kebiasaan setempat dulu. Jangan anggap kebiasaan kita itu kebiasaan semua. Even dalam daerah pun setiap kampung ada budaya sendiri inikan pula antara negeri.

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3 months

@shahriza_sharif @nolongerskek Sopannya tikam anak orang omo omo anduwe chakaman nno chule tikkam sopanniya?

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@miscssan

9 months

@pelisahh Why people get married and do this to their partner?

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@miscssan

4 years

@Azfarx_ @IniAlannn Weh but please don't tell this to your close friends (yang selalu lepak sekali). People like us can always act cool cause cicaks doesn't have wings. So keep this secret safe. This specific info is our kryptonite!

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2 years

@rdzaminhat Totally one sided story. Let the wives speak kalau berani.

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@miscssan

10 months

@hwjhsswr @twtsecretsmy I hate that I know this...but twitter is a world of it's own

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@miscssan

7 months

@jforshort_ Not only he is a living proof. He's the icon.

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@miscssan

11 months

@madiustangau This is why representation is so important. The dialects used in Kelantan, Terengganu or Kedah are not foreign even to Sabahans and Sarawakians. Like most of us will instantly know 'oh they're using X state dialect'. BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN IT AND HEARD IT ON TV. SINCE WE'RE YOUNG.

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@miscssan

7 months

@malaymail Oi Khazanah. Now do a research why it's damn hard to raise the min wage. So basi lah weh research kau Khazanah. News flash, it's NOT a reveal kalau semua orang nampak and faham benda tu lol kau

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@miscssan

3 months

@Miyabellsoz Louderrr sis. They kept on saying DONT MAKE IT A TREND but it's them that making it trending. Sungguh pelik.

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@miscssan

2 years

@nahlahrsl If I've got a fish, I'll still blame it all on the fish.

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@miscssan

10 months

@bharianmy @PDRMsia you have ONE job. To get this done with justice. This is it. This is the opportunity to let the people see you on a new light.

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@miscssan

4 months

@fmtoday BERLAMBAK LAGI LAH GRADS YANG BOLEH JADI CIKGU BI DALAM NEGARA KITA. YANG RETIRED JUGAKLAH DIPANGGIL AHHH PENAT AQUEHHH.

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5 months

@hz_152 Teach him tendang pula

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8 months

@ohbulancom Once a rempit always a rempit

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@miscssan

5 years

@muhaiminker No...ni loghat student miskin hmmm

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@miscssan

8 months

@mynewshub My anxiety just can't. Kalau budak berjalan pakai selipar wiwuwiwuwuwuwi pun aku bagi laluan. Inikan pula ambulans bersiren betul betul belakang kereta ngko. Peliklah orang ni

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@miscssan

7 months

@alepzaki Semoga ibu dan anak dia ni dipermudahkan urusan dan diberikan kemudahan untuk sembuh dari trauma. Aamiin. Semoga jantan dalam kisah ni tidak berkahwin lagi dan mati pucuk. Ataupun terus meninggal di trafik light kuning.

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@miscssan

27 days

@mynewshub Teruk perangai dua ekor ni. Mesti perangai dengan jantan lemah gemalai sok ayu sok lembut gitu. Tapi sebenarnya kepam bau hapak pemalas penjahat.

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@miscssan

2 years

@itsraenu_ The best I could do is let them listen to the full blast fan.

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@miscssan

5 months

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you'll succumb in every battle. Sun Tzu, TAoW

Emrys🖋️📖

@ryndy_

5 months

Semalam lecturer bagi assignment. Dr suruh pilih satu negara untuk buat. Then, Dr. cadang Israel. And we all be like, "eww Israel is not a country." But my lecturer said, "tahu tak masa Jepun serang Malaysia, dia orang dah siasat dulu Malaysia macam mana --"

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3 months

@n_azzurajafri Pada pandangan saya sendiri orang yang choose to be childfree diam tidak berkutik pun awalnya. Just doing their own life. Tapi entah kenapa yang bukan childfree pula bising merentan. Setiap kali issue ini naik pun sebab mereka yang tidak puas hati dengan golongan childfree.

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4 months

@teikmin92 My fav thing to say about this issue is 'I've never seen a teacher without their OWN printer'.

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2 months

@lorettabagg Norza and all the other fossils should step down. Betul betul penting diri sendiri. Bagus kalau ada guna tu anak bini kau tag along sana. Bersorak pun tidak. Mehhh. Hanayo and adam pun paling mengecewakan...serupa berciciran tu otak tidak pandai mengurus sudah

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5 months

@chairmanGLC LOL LOL LOL. At this point I swear Malaysians at local schools all have the same experience. Also cikgu Sejarah mengajar baca buku teks sambil tengok dinding belakang kelas. No eye contact pun dengan students.

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8 months

@bernamadotcom I swear these menteris are so out of touch lah. OI KORANG BENGAP KE??? Isu ni seriously a no brainer. Kita ni tidak cukup tenaga kerja ka??? Tidak cukup human resources untuk dilatih ka???

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@miscssan

8 months

@pelisahh Aku tanjat weh part after one year. All the best Non. Man up man up man up. Pastu Non kau update ke kitorang k

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@miscssan

8 months

@pelisahh Anon penyondol. Astu tiberr ajak kitorang sekali berfikir untuk ngko. Kami sebulat suara putuskan kau penyondol. 3 kali kau sondol baru dapat ye.

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@miscssan

2 years

@twtmalaywedding Learn to love yourself more. I know it's hard. Memang susah. It's very hard to let go of things that have been 'your responsibility' lagi kalau rapat dengan younger siblings. Sebab kadang tu kita bukan ingat parents sgt tp ingat adik-adik. Just try to love yourself more 💪

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@miscssan

1 year

@LinaRamsah Wow first time nampak dua dua ada...macam sebelum ni dia saturang ja dalam billboard dia semua 😄

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11 months

@twtsecretsmy If the guy really wanted to, he could make it happen regardless of the mum's opinion. 7 years is too long to still be waiting 'because of the mum'.

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4 months

@pelisahh Slowly anon. I know rasa excited untuk senangkan family bila kita ada rezeki lebih. I personally akan bawa holiday dulu especially about naik flight tu. From your story your dad already has a car so sementara ni bawa berjalan tu dulu pun okay juga. Then kumpul untuk kereta pula

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@miscssan

2 years

@DeathIsSure2810 @azmirliberty @bernamadotcom This. How short staffed are they that not an effort is spared to find one that is suitable instead of making it like this.

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1 year

@datukhensem Genuine question is there an active rabies vaccination programme there? Vaccination as prevention I mean not after getting bitten

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4 months

@ImanAbdulRahim BELI GROCERIES TAK PAYAH TENGOK HARGA 💯💯💯 😤 i want

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1 year

@AidaSue Nasi bungkus pun berkira dengan wife? Ya Allah sedihnya. Baik laki tu jadi batu saja lah.

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1 year

@nzranasr That's so effing mean. I can't la with food...even if need to tegur maybe after la bukan tengah orang lapar makan. My lecturer once said jangan marah orang yang tengah makan...I'll remember that forever.

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8 months

@POVmy_GEM @lalalolss Out of context a bit. Tapi bukan husband ja...even our own family members kalau dorang deserve it memang kita yang di rumah BERBESAR HATI untuk buat all these small gestures. Key point: IF THEY DESERVE IT kannn. The other side tu maybe lah rasa rentannyaaa rasa dipaksa

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9 months

@thesharktattooo The fact that you let him pick and he chose that 😄

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@miscssan

2 years

@zaidibrahim Aku ingat pakcik mana la yang bercakap tadi. Please read your own tweet again. This is not about giving everything special. Can't you think properly? This is for EVERYONE using the flights to and fro EM/WM because of their work/study. Oh my god.

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@miscssan

8 months

@NasSuha_ Why so specific because YES to rm3 phone casing from shopee

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@miscssan

8 months

@twtsecretsmy It's okay, Non. Nanti pun boleh sambung. Doesn't mean u kerja sekarang impian u terkubur terus. Ingat, in HIS time, not ours. Kita rancang tapi yang tentukan DIA. Mungkin dunia pekerjaan ni akan buka peluang sambung belajar dengan jalan yang mudah nanti. All the best, Non 💪

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2 years

@nzranasr Yep think it's a lot more scarier when the one in the passenger seat is a regular driver too. Like it's brake time, why you no brake, where's the brake. I have a feeling that it's easier for a non driver to just sit back and put all trust on the driver haha

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@miscssan

2 years

Was once in a very mild car accident. The guy mati mati don't wanna take the blame. Even quoting his seniority (work in the same field as mine). I layan dia sembang terbang apa semua then last last told him I got dashcam vid to prove. The embarrassment he felt locked his mouth.

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Dapat duit gaji bulan ini, belilah dashcam. Kita tak tahu bila kita akan tidak bernasib baik di atas jalanraya. Ya, kita mungkin ikut peraturan tapi di mahkamah ceritanya lain.

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@arxxxxmand Yuppp setuju. Struggle dia bayar rumah banglo mewah. Bukan bayar sewa bilik rm300 tiada tingkap. Still a struggle yes but different struggle of course.

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5 months

@anasmyibrahim @bharianmy Anjing berkopiah. Makpak budak tu bodo.

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3 months

@artfishstudio Had a colleague with morbid obesity who lives alone and he'll have one of his family members to call in every morning. One time his phone bat depleted and turned off and so his family member called the office instead. And then he was informed of the call when he got in

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4 years

@brozikri @akhifairuz_ Lagi jijik bila kaum sendiri turut menorma kan perbuatan seperti itu. Contoh kalau kaum wanita dapat kata-kata berbaur sex harassment dari rakan sekerja lelaki dan memberi reaksi tidak suka, rakan wanita lain akan mengerut dahi sebab padanya yg diganggu tidak Open minded

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2 months

@ASTROARENA He (the media guy) did more for the mental goodness of the athletes than the so called chief le missiong ke apa dude damn

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5 months

@malissaali Kesian budak gini. Naik turun tangga sekolah jadi semput. It's unhealthy really.

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5 months

@KucingBertweet Persembahan one cat show batu belah bertangkup

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10 months

@aidathecat I don't remember what movie/drama I get this from, a woman upon seeing a graceful lady: if I'm rich, I could be kind and graceful like her too

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1 year

@NewsBFM Apa kau cakap ni Hadi? Berbelit. Kau mahu cakap pasal agama ATAU bangsa? Kesianlah orang yang masih ikut telunjuk nyanyuk kau ni.

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@addinaazahari I really have to agree on this one. Unprovoked, people who choose to be childfree almost never mention it out loud. Not even their families know about it sometimes (obviously because even in families there's those makciks). Truly they just keep it to themselves.

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1 year

@ushardaniele At this point kan the aunties basically carry the promotion for this tour 😂

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1 year

@twtsecretsmy Tenang kau di posisi sis. Dorang jeles tu sama kau. Sebenarnya dorang tu dengki abis nda dapat semua yang kau ada tu. Itu syak la pointnya mau mengasi puas hati sendiri. Okay, done back up you sis.

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2 years

@frhtsnm_ @jannahtesl Messy me could never. Takut tertukar beg ❎. Malu tertukar beg then orang check ✅

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7 months

@avocad1shhhhhh Wow orang islam berbicara 😍

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@miscssan

2 months

@nasikangkangori @amalmnop I think I know where you're coming from. But honestly, this kind of opinion doesn't have to be shared out loud. And definitely not in that degrading tone of yours. Your CAN'T BE ME could really take a totally different turn soon you know. Just pray for this person and scroll away

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@miscssan

2 years

Ancestor's gene from 300,000 years back is still strong in me, apparently.

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Leluhur kita sejak 300,000 tahun lalu tidak pernah mampu meminum susu apabila menginjak dewasa. Manusia mampu minum susu sejak sekitar 10,000 tahun lalu iaitu zaman Revolusi pertanian. Pada hari ini, hanya sekitar 35% manusia yang mampu hadam susu dengan baik (banyak dari Eropah)

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@cahayaberduri @pulasantanah Went to Sarawak last year and my Sarawakian friend told us about this. According to her, they do. They can smell it or something. Like YOU HAVE MY FAMILY BLOOD IN YOUR HANDS, gulp. Imagine us listening to this story while riding the boat along the Kuching river at night...😳

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@azri26032 @Atikah10490 Sebab dia tokey kot tu dia mampu

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@miscssan

8 months

@pelisahh Non, kalau kau Muslim kita ada perpisahan yang halal iaitu CERAI. Cerai je lah non daripada hadap suami macam ni. Setakat drive alahhhh apa la sangat compare tu hidup dengan laki biawak. Boleh sangat dah proceed cerai ni non serious talk laki u biawak toksik.

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@miscssan

2 years

@melatinungsari I think most are more angry at the ignorance of the parents. Mature adults could at least have some compassion towards children being children but absolutely not to parents ignoring their children screaming at restaurants.

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