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@militia_x2

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Transbeing. Formerly a human, now transitioning into a god. Chels 💙

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@militia_x2
Stewie, but Chels
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@lulusityy Main question is why did she think the belt was necessary?
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@ZTteta Professional footballers are 10 times better than we think they are
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Odumodu might be our very own Micheal Jackson. What an artist
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@militia_x2
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1 year
@Crptx5 @ZTteta The things they can do with a football is simply ridiculous. However, I’m convinced that Havertz can’t beat me in a 1v1
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@Iewdawg Keep your eyes on the clock
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@Tactical_Times @eyitaio That his first goal will hit like crack
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6 months
@jb2fo8 The Nigerian bar???
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@vibetoarnold Peak Jeezy
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1 year
@Josxph99 “Walking Maltesers”
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@militia_x2
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6 months
@cjzero “We’ve been very naughty, and I hope it’s been good content”
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@militia_x2
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1 year
“I no dey do crime if it’s not against the upper echelon Odumodu robbing vagabonds”
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@militia_x2
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1 year
@billahibarkley He’s Chels
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@militia_x2
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6 months
@Hopenoria @NaithanJones @ThatDudeMCFLY Ffs man. A Cole and Kendrick beef is simply going to be just rap. Cole is not a gangster. No one is getting killed. Apologising after getting called a “Bum” is just a very very weak move. Cole has been going hard for years now, he had his chance to stand on business and fell
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1 year
@TikiTokaMate Walahi this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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@militia_x2
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1 year
@UcheKl Has to be crack cocaine
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6 months
@notisinvazion Ilicic and Papu Gomez
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@NoahBenjiMane @ZTteta They’re unreal. All of them except Kai Lucas Havertz
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@_yj144 That loud banging noise!!!!
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1 year
@MohammedAb28677 @yerdas_outV2 Did Lewandoski and Neymar ghost in that final?
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@militia_x2
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1 year
@6thumbs @olwestside Harry is actually good?
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1 year
Walahi there’s no player as good as this guy currently. His performance from his first goal till the final whilst is as good as any performance ever. Born superstar
@JDEMBAPPE
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this video is just so gut wrenching, i still feel the same thing in my chest i felt that night god id give everything to go back to pray history changes
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I witnessed Enzo and Caicedo first hand. Walahi nobody can gaslight me. They are not good. Your pie chart will not save you “Midfielders don’t score” but na McTominay net us two goals
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@militia_x2
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11 months
@atletiuniverse Cheers to the best wine on the planet
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1 year
@Jcolevillle “Jermaine Lamar Cole”
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Omah Lay, you are him
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@militia_x2
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8 months
Good morning Mr Stanley Nwabali. I hope you have a lovely day
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@militia_x2
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6 months
Quite simply the best player on the planet
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@militia_x2
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9 months
Thank you Jesus for answered prayers You are so wonderful
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@militia_x2
Stewie, but Chels
8 months
I don’t know what the goal is anymore. As a kid I had dreams, I had aspirations. I morphed into whatever I was exposed to. I wanted to be a rapper, an actor, a soldier, a pastor. I was blessed with the gift of art. I could draw and was rapidly developing my craft
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@militia_x2
Stewie, but Chels
1 year
Aimless long ball
@mandi_ada
adaeze nwa🫶🏾
1 year
There’s this guy on twitter, I’m following you. You’re following me. You posted today. Really cute videos and a picture. Message me, I want to see something 🥺
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@MohammedAb28677 @yerdas_outV2 The 2020 UCL final had: - Lewandowski - Gnabry - Muller - Coman - Neymar - Di Maria - Mbappe Of the 7 forwards that played that game, Kingsley Coman was the only one with a goal contribution. Would you say the remaining 6 of the attackers ghosted as well?
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@militia_x2
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8 months
@bagofnuts_ You no go chop, you go come online dey waffle
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1 year
@IFTVofficial How is that first skill even possible??
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1 year
The only profession that is 100% responsible for human life is what you people are trying to undermine??
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@militia_x2
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9 months
Just dey talk wetin dey hin mind. He’s probably wearing shorts and slippers
@TheToluAdeyi
The Crazy Smurf
9 months
Amokachi runs commentary like he’s in a beer parlour.
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@militia_x2
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1 year
@LaLigaExtra Rashford stole our celebration
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@militia_x2
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6 months
He is insanely good. In a time when everyone is running away from afro-beats and trying to rebrand, Young John dropped one of the best afro-beats album I’ve ever listened to. Wow. Bless him
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This might be one of the best projects of all time. Every song is just as special as the next one.
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@Calteck10 @NFFC Still Chels 💙🫡
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@aviv_lavi A solid 0/4
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@militia_x2
Stewie, but Chels
9 months
He went crazy ngl
@ShawnIsShady
𝘚𝘏𝘈𝘞𝘕 ❌
9 months
THIS is reason I will never feed into the hype of “Cole>kendrick” or “Kendrick is overrated he wasn’t even rapping crazy on his last album” Kendrick at any point in time can just come out and do something like THIS. YALL can sleep on Kenny now if you want. But I won’t 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@trarags_ What is your problem man? 😂😂
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7 months
It’s sad but we actually deserve to be 11th. Walahi I’m no longer falling for any false dawns
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@_sweetlydia_ @HyperbolicHanma But fr who uses a spoon to crack eggs? 😂
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@CFC_Karl Unreal copium
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1 year
@nuejabes @hoekage_zen @kaihavertz29 Walahi one day you will answer for your crimes against football
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@militia_x2
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8 months
Everyone wants to be a banger boy. Everyone wants to be funny Everyone wants to be controversial
@maybewavyy
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8 months
y’all actually gaslit yourselves into believing the album was good, i’m seeing tweets and i’m wondering if it’s the same one i heard
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@militia_x2
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1 year
@soccerffss @avisualgame That was 2021????? Two years ago already?????
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@militia_x2
Stewie, but Chels
10 months
Whenever I feel “down” music was always my first source of comfort. The place I go to to be uplifted. I used to listen to music and I felt something. There was a connection.
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Imagine Dragons Pink Floyd TwentyOne Pilots X Ambassadors The Chainsmokers Queen The National
white people are so good at naming they lil bands
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Drake is way too disrespected for the level he’s at. He’s arguably the biggest and most influential artist on the planet and people are acting like he’s a regular artist.
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5 months
Just got back with my toxic ex. At least I know how evil she is so I can stay prepared. Let’s fucking go
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1 year
@AstrosBlast22 @123nyanya_ @Jolly_Blaziken @ritasdove The office is such an incredible show man
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@militia_x2
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LOOK AT MY CLUB. WE MIGHT BE BACK
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9 months
Walahi we don’t deserve Davido. See real music and people are slandering it. You are the greatest black artist of all time Mr David Adeleke
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@NoahBenjiMane @ZTteta I believe if we gave any any footballer the game time Havertz got this season, they’ll have twice as much goals as he has. Felix and Nkuku may not score 20 league goals but they won’t score once a month like Havertz. He’s the worst attacker we have. Zero impact whatsoever
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11 months
United tears all over the TL
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1 year
@smino warra song
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@militia_x2
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1 year
@umirf1 FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N
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6 months
Oh chim
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
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J Cole apologises for Kendrick Lamar diss track
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7 months
Ffs. See wetin them dey do for my pitch. Please shut it down @todd_boehly
@mamusekohwo
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7 months
Okay nah 💙😂
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@militia_x2
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1 year
WLR is too clear
@tervisscoot
Tervis Scoot
1 year
What’s the better rap album?
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I only remember that I’m lonely on my bad days. On a normal day, I’m happy with myself. I know I have friends and family and even though most of them are far away, I’m happy that I have them. The thought of seeing them someday brings me so much joy
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Too many of us are lonely. I am lonely. I spend too much time by myself. Would be nice to speak about this without receiving any backlash.
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Wet on me oh, wet on Wet on me oh, wet on
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1 year
See wetin old men dey score bruv. We are simply not good enough anymore
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🚨🚨| GOAL: Chelsea legends score to make it FOUR! Full Time: Chelsea legends 4-0 Bayern Munich legends
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@Ras_Mixx @TaqeeBond Laughter is truly the best drug. Purest form of happiness
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I cover myself, my family, my friends, Ronaldo, Griezmann, Petrovic, Palmer, Luka, Giannis, J.Cole, Coldplay and Frank Ocean with the blood of Jesus
@Fiaclaa
Boomer Necromancer
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good luck tomorrow everyone
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@jb2fo8 Please don’t tell me you’re Ghanian
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@militia_x2
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1 year
True love does exist bruv
@papascripts7
Papascripts Dataland
1 year
And the new ❤️ 😍 💖
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@militia_x2
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7 months
Shameless club
@Arsenal
Arsenal
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Forever an Invincible 🏆 Ashley Cole is the eighth former Gunner to be inducted into the Premier League Hall of Fame. Congratulations, Ashley ❤️
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I’ll be completely honest, I’m so happy for Havertz. I’ve always been a fan, I’ve always believed in him. He’s always been my guy. I’ve always seen the “idea”. Fly on my king. I’ll always love you. Best on earth
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@akreana_ Good times
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@ftblcarlos @hoekage_zen Never for once gave any winger consistent game time on the wings. It was always two games at wide and straight to wingback. Was adamant on keeping Havertz Glad we got rid early
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@MunichFanpage His dribbling technique is so unique. He barely looks at the ball at all.
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@SJftbI He’s so weird. Treats the ball like a freaking bomb
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@militia_x2
Stewie, but Chels
9 months
Gener8ion ft 070 Shake - Neo Surf
@stfuyugo
Yugo
9 months
what song had you like this the first time you heard it?
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@militia_x2
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1 year
No one wants him and you want to pay 60M??
@AlexisIsKavkas
Alexis’ Kavkas View 🇬🇪
1 year
Joao Felix - Loan with £60m option - Joao Felix takes one of those incentive contracts - Atleti bring their expectations to reality and drop the £120m fee - Joao is the perfect link between Jackson and the pivot. (Carney Role) £60-70m is a great deal for Chelsea
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@militia_x2
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5 months
When did rap beef start having boundaries? Kendrick told Drake’s mom that he wishes her son would die and everyone was cool with it. Drake says his own shit and now it’s a problem?
@boymolish
garçon
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And making fun of someone being molested mad weird
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