. @UcheKl Twitter profile

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Happy to announce the relaunch of @AppBoots , a social media platform for corps members around the country to interact with one another and navigate Nigeria during their service year. Visit to download the app and check out its features

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@UcheKl

5 years

The fact that her first thought when she had this difficulty was to run to her father shows how wonderful of a father he’s been all her life

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@UcheKl

13 days

You cannot rehabilitate rapists and sex offenders.

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@unlimited_ls

14 days

NEW: Arizona inmate caught on camera crawling past a guard into the female side of the jail to r-pe a woman Justin Avery, 29, was in custody for allegedly s-xually assaulting five women near Arizona State University's Tempe campus He later admitted he “snuck over like a spider”

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@UcheKl

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We do not eat more rice than Asians yet they don’t possess the belly fat most of us have, it’s not the rice, it’s a general abuse of food and ridiculous portion sizes many of us consume, combined with very sedentary lifestyles as well.

MELLY🧶✨

@mellycrochets

1 month

What’s the relationship between rice and belly fat??😒😒

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@UcheKl

3 years

Please if you’re processing your visa to leave Nigeria and your need proof of funds reach out to me.

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@UcheKl

2 years

PS5, car tires, food, pay for his car servicing, gym subscription, food supplements, whiskey, a reading chair, track pants, a suit, shoes, sneakers, perfume, shirts, a nice watch, humidifiers, car air fresheners, a laundry basket. I could go on…

Nandi 💜🤍

@pallnandi

2 years

Buying a man gift is so difficult, what do y’all even like? 😕

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2 years

I see why our parents don’t joke with church/religious activities and community town hall meetings, because adulthood is really lonely and these activities are the only social gatherings they know.

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@UcheKl

3 years

Why do some of you measure romance by how much inconvenience you can cause your partner and how much of it they can take from you?

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@babraqueen

3 years

Is this too much to ask?

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@UcheKl

7 months

Did you buy for people and they rejected it?

Prince

@efortehub

7 months

How can you not have an inverter or Solar System in a time like this? How???

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@UcheKl

1 month

The cost of petrol and food is robbing Nigerians of their disposable income and ability to accumulate wealth.

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@UcheKl

2 years

For those of you who indulge in loud and cocaine, mind the dealers you patronize because fentanyl is now in Nigeria and 2mg’s of it can kill you.

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@UcheKl

2 years

Once a Nigerian tells you to accept something as the “will of God”, know that they’ve cheated you and they want you to lay down and take it

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@yabaleftonline

2 years

Accept Tinubu’s victory as a will of God — Aisha Buhari to Nigerians.

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@UcheKl

2 years

Nigerians are gearing up to re-elect the political party that made this happen back into power.

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@UcheKl

4 years

When armed robbers were breaking into my apartment in July I called #SARS , they told me they dont have fuel in their patrol vehicle. The robbers spent 2 hours robbing my entire street uninterrupted. Nobody should tell me that SARS was formed to stop armed robbery #EndSARS

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@UcheKl

5 months

If they bring ballot box right at the exact spot where he’s crying, he’ll still thumbprint for the broom.

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@jrnaib2

5 months

This old man broke down in tears because the fuel is too expensive for him 😥 Tinubu are you happy now?

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@UcheKl

3 years

Game of Thrones was so good that you couldn’t open Twitter on Monday’s if you hadn’t watched the latest episode

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@UcheKl

5 months

These are South African heads.

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@SmirkingSaylor

5 months

Emeka Orji and Chuckwudi Nzeribe from Imo state finally got married in Florida USA.

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@UcheKl

7 months

As I’m still in nigeria do you know how many times I’ve had to start from scratch?

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@Agb_Dami

7 months

Relocation is so humbling, you gotta start from the scratch

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@UcheKl

3 years

Everything I know about Tonto Dikeh i learnt against my will

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2 years

Why did they keep letting her bite him even when he showed discomfort, but the moment he tries to react it’s “Alden, No’. That’s how they teach women that it’s okay to attack men without consequence.

Ichigo Niggasake

@SomaKazima

2 years

Aiden said ENOUGH IS ENOUGH 😭😭

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@UcheKl

4 years

I want us as a generation to free ourselves from the shackles of expensive burials.

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@UcheKl

3 years

Men in my family are known for their explosive anger. I started noticing it in myself as I hit adolescence but I decided to unlearn or rather fight against it. When people ask my why I’m “too chill” they they don’t realize it’s the result of years of conscious programming.

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2 years

Finally got an email I’ve been waiting for all year. Thank you Lord Jesus. Congratulations to me. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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@UcheKl

2 years

PDP boys were more of an opposition to Peter Obi in 3 months than they were an opposition to the APC in 7 years. Much to think about

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@UcheKl

2 years

I’m beginning to think it’s the melanin

Africa Facts Zone

@AfricaFactsZone

2 years

Egypt is building the world's 2nd largest wind farm at a cost of $11 billion in partnership with UAE. It will generate 10 gigawatts of electricity. In 2021, Egypt opened the world's 4th largest solar park, Benban Solar Park which generates 1.5 GW of electricity at a cost of $4B

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@UcheKl

3 months

Anyway, I need Nigerian men to unlearn the idea that they don’t deserve love and respect because they’re broke/poor. Your value transcends money.

𝑺 𝑵 𝑬 𝑯 ➐

@SnehQueenBee

3 months

Baddo too real.

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@UcheKl

4 years

Khal Drogo and Khaleesi finally reunited. The universe is healing

FandomWire

@FandomWire

4 years

#GameOfThrones star Emilia Clarke is rumored to replace Amber Heard as Mera in #Aquaman 2. Details:

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@UcheKl

2 years

Calling BAT a master strategist tells me a lot about your character

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@UcheKl

5 years

Nigerian girls🤝married men

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@perfectioncraze

5 years

The Girlfriend / The Boyfriend

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4 months

Nigerians:

Gabe

@melchizedek420

4 months

the main difference between white and black people is how they make finger guns

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1 year

You people in Lagos need to make sure the cook-athon lady completes her task. Get her coffee, cocaine, anything she needs to beat that Guinness world record

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@UcheKl

4 years

Rice jumped from 11,000 naira to 26,000 naira in a matter of months and Nigerians let it slide.

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15 days

I’m such a strict believer in first principles, so much that I call bullshit whenever I see politicians pulling these antics. Provide the basics; roads, drainages, security, electricity, pipe borne water, and education, before thinking you can build a “mini China” in Niger state.

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@Nupenchi_

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Less than a week after his return from China, Niger State Governor, Farmer Umaru Bago, is already working with a Chinese company to replicate a 'mini China' in Niger State.

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3 years

How many Nigerian men can pass?

TRIBAL CHIEF 🦍

@thatafrikanboy

3 years

Squid games but for Nigerian babes, if you can’t pass through… Onwu 💀🤲🏽

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1 year

Central Bank of Nigeria

@cenbank

1 year

CBN did not devalue the Naira!

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@UcheKl

3 years

Someone just shot armed robbers trying to rob him in front of me

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@UcheKl

2 years

Abuja is not Abuja-ing anymore. No light, no fuel, crippling insecurity, traffic gridlocks, everything is in shambles

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@UcheKl

6 months

Nigerians have such terrible metrics for measuring value. There’s dignity and honor in being punctual, it means you respect the other party’s time.

@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

6 months

“If you’re always on time, you must be very poor”

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3 years

The delivery of this shot was so smooth, I didn’t see it coming. Instagram girls are different

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2 years

I want to print 1,000 posters for the Obi/Datti campaign.

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@UcheKl

4 years

Please don’t go to this place, it’s a hotbed for violence, banditry and kidnappings. An attack even took place there this week.

Nigeria Stories

@NigeriaStories

4 years

This is Kajuru Castle an exclusive and luxurious total getaway built in an early medieval style at Kajuru village in the trade city of Kaduna, a major commercial hub in the northern part of Nigeria. This gorgeous architectural masterpiece was built in 1989

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@UcheKl

2 years

I feel bad for people who practice delayed gratification in this country, because by the time you want to gratify yourself you won’t be able to afford the gratification anymore.

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@UcheKl

4 years

Gen Z girls are loud for a people that will be declared missing by morning if she spends the night over at a mans house

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@UcheKl

3 years

Seeing someone being ratio-ed for the same opinions you secretly hold.

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@UcheKl

5 years

Save this picture on your phone and reply with the saved version . Trust me

lala`

@Innerrchilds_

5 years

bisa save fotonya ga kalian?

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@UcheKl

6 months

Publicly announcing that you provide Nigerians with just 4 hours of electricity daily is a level of shamelessness I never imagined was possible.

NERC Nigeria

@NERCNG

6 months

Did you know that electricity consumers are classified according to service level across the Distribution Companies (DisCos)? This is the level of electricity supply that DisCos’ customers under each Band are expected to enjoy. #NERC #Electricity #Tariff #Customerservice

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@UcheKl

5 months

Destroying your country’s history for the propaganda of one man’s government. Fucking shame

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@waecnigeria

8 years

Dr Peter Obi : HOW ANAMBRA BECAME Number 1 in WAEC and NECO via @YouTube

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@UcheKl

7 months

I hate to break it to you bro, but nobody was put on earth just to excite you. Needing a woman to fill you up with dopamine before you to find them interesting is a symptom of a deeper issue.

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@enyinna_

7 months

Lots of Naija women bore me to shits. My messages are full of texts that stopped 'cos I chose not to settle for a beautiful mute, who has no true excitement, passion, or thrill. One who can hardly give an explanation of something that lifts her spirit. Yet, expects desire.

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@UcheKl

2 years

Isn’t this the height of tribalism? “It’s my turn”, boldly written in your own language, while contesting for the seat of president of the entire country.

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@UcheKl

6 years

But how can someone do this everyday and say they have a life?

Tolúlọpé

@tolusaba

6 years

If you’re on Lekki-Epe Expressway heading towards Ajah, here’s a tip: get snacks.

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@UcheKl

7 months

A state visit, and you lot were received by the CEO of a museum, yet the realization of how unimportant you are is still lost on you. Zero self awareness

Babajide Sanwo-Olu

@jidesanwoolu

7 months

Together with HE President Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR, and the Chief Executive Officer of Qatar Museums, Mohammed Saad Al-Rumaihi during the President’s State visit to Qatar.

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@UcheKl

2 years

And he didn’t need to use thugs to get this done, unlike some other people

TheCable

@thecableng

2 years

PDP, APC GET NO VOTES IN PETER OBI'S POLLING UNIT RESULTS Anambra: Agulu 2 Ward, PU 19, Anaocha LGA PDP: 0 APC: 0 LP: 236 APGA: 3 NNPP: 2 #NigeriaElections2023 #NigeriaDecides2023

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@UcheKl

3 years

The most dangerous set of people are those who keep tweeting the EndSARS hashtag while pushing for a Tinubu presidency

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@UcheKl

4 years

Wahala for who no get slippers

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@UberFacts

4 years

Cockroaches are becoming immune to insecticides.

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@UcheKl

4 years

None, James Bond is white

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@UcheKl

2 years

A jersey from his favorite sports team, a laptop/work bag, a shoe horn, cuff links, lint remover, jewelry,sunglasses, whiskey flask, a tool box, Swiss Army knife, leather belt, a face cap.

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@UcheKl

6 months

Its such a beautiful thing when you identify a market problem and also have the capital to proceed with your solution.

chijiоke, Ph.D., Nuclear Engineering(Affidavit).

@Ekwulu

6 months

“Our London flight is sold out till September, we are bringing in 33 brand new aircraft and set to hit Lagos-New York and Texas before December” -Dr Allen Onyema.

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@UcheKl

1 year

A decent dates cost from 40-100k, by the time you’ve gone on 7 dates, that’s money for PS5 that you can play instead of these women playing you.

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@bolu_ay

1 year

By the time you go on 6/7 nice dates that don’t really lead anywhere you will like “just drinks” 💀😭😭😭

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@UcheKl

3 years

It’s the Jonathan script all over again. Cause insecurity in the state to diminish his other achievements, then accuse him of failing to secure the state and campaign heavily on how they’ll provide security. We’ve seen this before.

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@UcheKl

4 years

You’ll never see an Igbo man shaming women for eating too much or chewing bones at a restaurant though, just saying.

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@UcheKl

3 years

I know Nigeria is in a bad place, but she will yield fruit for me. I will enjoy from the good of the land.

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@UcheKl

1 month

Global rice consumption by country in metric tonnes.

Mr. Joker

@Xamiijoker

1 month

We eat rice more than asians please

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@UcheKl

3 years

This happened with #EndSARS and I hope you people realize that this will happen during the elections in 2023.

Sahara Reporters

@SaharaReporters

3 years

BREAKING: ‘Hoodlums’ Loyal To @ElRufai Attack NLC Protesters In Kaduna | Sahara Reporters

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@UcheKl

1 year

Someone on this app once said, and I quote: “I hope a man loves you long enough for you to find out what a flaccid penis looks like”

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@UcheKl

4 months

Now ask yourself, how many people are in Fidelity banks payroll and what is their annual output, compare that to the payroll and output of our National Assembly. What exactly justifies spending this much money to pass laws and run a government?

Olumide Adesina

@olumidecapital

4 months

The market valuation of Fidelity Bank 🇳🇬 is N326.5 billion. The National Assembly budget for 2024 is N345 billion

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@UcheKl

4 years

Nigerian man will come to the TL for help and it’s crickets from other men but then a woman they don’t know coughs you’ll see them jumping over themselves to impress. Now I’m not saying women shouldn’t be helped too but guys please help your men too.

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@UcheKl

3 years

This is known as “the call of the void”, a sudden impulse to jump from a high building. It’s actually very common in people and has nothing to do with Suicide.

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@UcheKl

3 months

An obvious problem with society is that people want perfect heroes. They can’t accept that an individual can continuously call out evil despite having flaws of their own.

Eberechi

@Dentalgiorgio

3 months

Every day we point out Hundeyin's flaws, daily he gives you the scoop.

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@UcheKl

2 years

Babes will use a man as a placeholder until they meet a man they want to get married to and they’ll logically justify their actions, but let a man do it and he’ll be labeled all sorts of spiteful things

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@UcheKl

28 days

People who were raised in comfort and people who were raised on survival will always think differently. It’s science.

@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

28 days

“Winning trophies or making money?” Nwabali, Boniface and Ekong:

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@UcheKl

5 months

A day after Tinubu was announced I went to a bakery to get bread and there was a woman there jubilating and insulting Labor Party supporters, today, more than anything, I hope she’s suffering, I hope she slowly becomes too poor to afford bread.

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@UcheKl

3 months

That guy calls you boss, have no hand in sleeping with his girlfriend.

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@UcheKl

3 years

They buried someone there and you’re calling it speed bump

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@UcheKl

3 years

I started lifting weights to reduce my depression and gain some muscle in the process and now I’m perpetually horny 24/7

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@UcheKl

1 year

- Brush your teeth and tongue and use a tongue scraper - wash your ass with water after taking a shit - always wash your hands with soap - shower at least twice daily and use deodorant - never wear an underwear more than a day - change bedsheets weekly - wash towels weekly

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@UcheKl

1 year

Religion is really funny. You do this then attack/kill people for voting their candidate.

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@UcheKl

2 years

I really hate this Buhari/Obi comparison because Obi has never said he was a messiah, poor, or any of the numerous things Buhari sold himself as. You just have corn in your pockets and you’re looking for an excuse to show your hand.

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@UcheKl

2 years

September came with gifts. ☺️

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1 year

Please, it’s been a long week. Wrap this shit up and let’s pretend like it never happened

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@UcheKl

3 months

Who else is tired of food, like the entire concept of food. Deciding what to eat daily is very stressful.

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@UcheKl

3 years

Good morning @Donjazzy , big fan of you and your work from the early days of MoHits, I appreciate the work you do for brands and creators. I humbly request an audience with you sir, I would appreciate it if you can be the first ambassador for my startup @AppBoots . Thank you sir

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@UcheKl

4 years

Mawuli drinking from Elozonam’s cup of champagne is prime alpha behavior and he knew what he was doing.

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@UcheKl

3 years

I’m tired of seeing think pieces about our generation being too sexual when your grandfather literally had 7 wives and was probably dicking down your grandma’s sister too.

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@UcheKl

2 years

There’s a war against Christianity and Christian’s going on in Nigeria.

Peoples Gazette

@GazetteNGR

2 years

Kaduna gunmen invade Catholic priest's home, kidnap catechist

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@UcheKl

1 month

@_forever_queen It’s very ignorant for a doctor to be saying that tbh and yes flat bellies are greatly overrated. I’m more concerned with people being fit than being slim and fit bodies come in all sizes and shapes

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@UcheKl

5 months

If you’re happy with your partner, there’s no need to engage with a lot of discourse on the timeline as regards relationships and dating.

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@UcheKl

2 years

A good number of the alcohol we consume in this country is fake. Yes, even the ones bought in big name clubs/lounges.

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@UcheKl

2 years

Happy birthday, Uche Kalu.

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@UcheKl

1 year

Nigerians are so unkind. This man is lamenting the fact that he can’t see his loved ones at very crucial moments and you guys piled on him. You can’t even take 10 seconds to extend a bit of kindness and empathy to someone who is obviously grieving

Ike Agụata

@Ike_Obiora

1 year

Japa! Japa! Japa! At what cost? I was raised by my Grandma, she died 3yrs ago & I wasn't there. My Uncle died 2021, I wasn't there. Another of my Uncle just died yesterday, and I won't be there again. I haven't seen some of my nephews since their birth. At what cost again? ☹️

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@UcheKl

2 years

Loud and cocaine are typically laced with fentanyl to increase their potency, so be careful of where you get your supply

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@UcheKl

2 years

Igbo’s need to learn from the Jews, withdraw your patronage from people who hate your tribe, do your best to ensure your money never enters their wallets to enhance their business. Hold that grudge, pass it down generation to generation

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@UcheKl

4 years

Hope you people now realize that whatever panels, townhall meetings or dialogues that the government were inviting you people to are all rubbish. #EndSARS

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@UcheKl

27 days

This app is too funny. Someone who repeatedly groped me in public despite several warnings is preaching about respecting women’s rights and protecting women.

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@UcheKl

3 years

Lmao this isn’t the flex you think it is. I hope the people around you are taking notice

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@UcheKl

3 years

Our parents were adults at 23. I turn 30 soon and I still don’t have my life together

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@UcheKl

2 years

@BigTems Some people are ungrateful by default. I’m really sorry 😞

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@UcheKl

2 months

Nigerians need to unanimously agree that ushering in the APC in 2015 was an abysmal mistake. Until then, we won’t be making any progress with voting them out of office.

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@UcheKl

3 years

Most people don’t realize that Chimamanda Adichie’s “Half of a yellow sun” was a tribute to the Biafran flag

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@UcheKl

4 years

The same way you’re hunted for being black in America is the same way you’re hunted for being Igbo in Nigeria.

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@UcheKl

2 years

I don’t even know if this is my story to tell, but from the day I moved into my current apartment my neighbor in the next flat was always hitting his wife. Always raised voices at night and swollen faces in the morning, this woman died February this year, she was pregnant.

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