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I make internet videos and give bad advice 📹 | Host of @perfectpersonpd ☎️🎙 | catch me goofin @tryguys

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draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a MAN
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I once made an iced mocha for Raven Simone. She took a sip, looked puzzled and asked if there was coffee in it. I responded that, yes, there was, and she kindly requested that I make her a chocolate milk instead.
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Haven’t been online today, hopefully nothing funky happened! 🌴😎 🤟🏻 #tuesdays
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@becksmecks Literally the first thing I thought of
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Zaddy announcement post 🤔
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YOOO just hit 50k followers on here, and that is truly wild. Granted, the drama at Try Guys has really juiced my numbers, so to everyone here for the tea: welcome to my tweets about utter nonsense ♥️
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unrelated but i am now selling three person couches to youtubers at 50 percent off
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Nerds are like “Spider-Man is a hero against all odds” but won’t turn on Grey’s to watch Meredith being drowned, stabbed, in a coma, in purgatory talking to literal ghosts, and being in a goddamn plane crash - not only surviving but curing Parkinson’s and boning hot doctors. Smh
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New TryPod content strategy just dropped
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The advice theme song on the pod today was so hype that our coworkers came in because they heard screaming
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4 nepotism babies that will SHOCK you
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btw I got married and it was super hot
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Bleached my hair when I was 11 and thought I looked so radically hot that I emailed this pic to my whole grade
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Eugene was always so kind, supportive and wonderful to me since day 1 of Try Guys. He uplifted me, tee'd me up to be funny on the podcast, made sure I felt respected always, and I'm definitely not just saying that so he'll invite me to his cool celebrity parties but i am avail
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absolutely rawdogged my neighborhood this morning (walked my dog & forgot my headphones) #tuesdays
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how is everyone liking Game Of Thrones: House of Negroni Sbagliato With A Little Bit Of Prosecco Innit?
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Today is my 2 year anniversary of starting at @tryguys ! Insane! Before this, I was working six days a week selling coffee & headphones. This job is SO fun, and I am so grateful to The Boys ( @korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedfulmer @EugeneLeeYang ) for bringing me into their world. (Cont.)
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same
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First looks got us like. 😭😍✨
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I think I watch movies like a baby watching sensory videos. my friends are always like "idunno the character arc wasn't impressive, the filmmaking was outdated" and i'm sitting over here like WOW! moving lights and sounds?! Somebody call sesame street because i smell an Oscar
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hey guys, just to clarify, even though I have am married, have a little baby, was born in 1993, I would like to announce that I am proudly Gen Z, and therefore extremely relevant to you Thank you, I will now be taking questions.
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The advice theme song on the pod today was so hype that our coworkers came in because they heard screaming
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CONTROVERSY 👏🏻 WORKS
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my spotify wrapped was such a fucking roast and i couldn't be more embarrassed
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And they said being a gamer dad would be impossible
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Is Gru short for something or is that his whole ass name
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got a dental implant, so I’m ice packing my face with my #1 dog
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I made a theme song for my segment on the podcast I produce for the Try Guys. They did not know I was doing this, and TBH it slaps.
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Emma Chamberlain has done more for coffeeshop culture than any existing public personality. For every snooty espresso dork in line there are now 5 enthusiastic gen z youths ordering cold brew and chatting, and that rules
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It really baffles me when rich people don’t have clawfoot bathtubs, like what were you even working towards ??
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Happy Halloween from my fav problematic bestie
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Don’t vote for Kanye. Fuck JK Rowling, she’s an insane idiot. Wear a mask, and get tested for COVID. That’s it. That’s the news. Happy freakin Tuesday.
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okay i know im biased but this feels like a personal attack against me
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Taylor Lautner voted ‘Sexiest Podcast Host’ in PEOPLE Magazine readers’ poll.
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…Lol good morning everyone! New ep of Perfect Person out this morning ❤️
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On my VILLAIN era 😈 me spilling a big smoothie in the car and ruining my day
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That new Sam Smith song is an unbelievable bop, and the music video slaps. That's all!!
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Good morning twitter. Sleep well? NOT me. I was up grinding. Hustling. At 2am, I sent emails so hard I vomited. at 5am I lifted a weight so long it broke my coffeetable. 7am, and I created an NFT that is so good that the FBI raided my condo
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Realizing that spilling Tea is the only guaranteed way to go viral, so I’ll reveal a secret I’ve been keeping for a long time… I was at a Hollywood party and Millie Bobby Brown shoved me into a party platter of Trader Joe’s frozen Saag Paneers because she thought it was funny.
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Why I Left Try Guys on my YouTube Channel. Link below.
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Since having a baby two weeks ago, I watched Everything Everywhere All At Once again and the first five minutes had me crying like my baby. The Daniels just GET me, also Swiss Army man is top five.
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you can only keep 3
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⚠️ Its Time To BeFarting ⚠️
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okay but shes gotta run this back for apology pt2
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@hankgreen Hi Hank! Would love to get you on my show Perfect Person. Its a call in advice show, where we talk to live callers and give them bad advice - but with you? the advice would be hashtag SMART.
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The green M&M is actually my ex, so I’d appreciate a little privacy
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The @tryguys documentary Keep me
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rebrand: i am hot now
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Tomorrow.
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I have MERCH now babyyyyy. You sweet cuties have been making DIY Miles Nation merch and it is very flattering and kind! Now you can cop the official merch and the @tryguys said that if we sell out of shirts they will launch me into space! ❤️ Get it at
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I put my whole Tucchussy into this poster
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Gird your loins, people. It’s Tucci Month.
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🛀
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The final 3 minutes of today's TryPod are maybe my favorite of all time. The whole episode is a wild ride, but those final 3 are what makes it a Webby Award Winning Podcast.
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I am actually extremely ripped now
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Taking an hour-long hot bath can burn as many calories as a 30-minute walk
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@favoriteveg Hey! Love your design so much! Truthfully I saw this on TikTok shop and bought it, had no idea it was a bootleg until recently. I've wanted to buy your originals and promo them but they have been sold out since! Happy to repost/promo the right ones when they're in stock!
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MILES NATION RISE UP !!!!!!!!!
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Heck yeah my dudes.
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ohhhhhh my god. Call the press because I've officially MADE IT BABY
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@milesbon Happy Birthday! Have a wonderful day! :)
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BREAKING NEWS: I ate a hand pie at a coffee shop, then went back to discretely order a second pastry (I’ve been a very good boy, don’t @ me) barista asked if I wanted a to-go bag, I agreed, then moved seats to outside, out of her eyesight, and ate it out of the bag like a rat.
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Howdy, I made this YouTube video for my personal channel and It’s fun! I dive into the YouTube Algorithm to acquire a brand new personality. Spoiler: it is a bad one. Link below ❤️
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Movies should be an hour and a half max, like buddy I have things to do like look at my phone and eat cheese over the sink
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I am now a Try Guy 8 months after I quit my job at Try Guys
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Picture this: it’s the new Fast and Furious movie, Vin Diesel jumps his car into the air, it’s slo mo, pitbull is playing, suddenly an ASSASSIN slice his tires with a sword, and through the smoke and flames, we reveal... TIMOTHEE CHALAMET, with 50 extra pounds of PURE MUSCLE.
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Hahahaha okay this comment interaction is so funny to me. The ellipses!! The 1 like on the reply!! the absolute shaming of the first commenter!!! Ohhh my goodness
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GO OFF, KING
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The kids from 13 Reasons Why High, would absolutely demolish the kids from Euphoria High School Sure Nate is scary, but have you seen Clay Jensen on a bicycle? That kid can RIDE
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Taylor Swift this Taylor swift that why don’t you try TAILOR MADE jeans from ross dress for less @ 14.99 for a 2 pack??
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So stoked to get back to work after Quar. It’s an honor to be a part of a company that can produce a stunning coming out performance piece from Eugene, and then turn around to make a mockumentary about Zach’s penis. Big love to the whole team. ❤️
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My best friend Marnie and me in 2010 She went to Euphoria High School, and I went to the Disney magnet program.
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tbh I wouldn't be that embarrassed to expose my internet history, but if anyone heard the shit I say to my dog in private, I would simply hurl myself into the sea
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Almost did a fit check in my wife’s Brandy Melville sweater today at the coffee shop but got nervous so I just stood there 👏🏻
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I truly cannot imagine writing an email without an exclamation mark. Ya gotta give em a little excitement! Keep it spicy baby!!!!! LIKE MEE!!!
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Me editing my own podcast wondering if my dumbness is a bit or not
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Today’s episode of the TryPod will come out a little late today. Releasing in a couple hours. We are speaking about the black lives matter movement, the protests we attended, and what you can do to help.
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I have gotten to shoot ~200 videos for our channel, produced & given really dumb advice for 58 eps of the podcast, and traveled to amazing and weird places (Australia, Olive Garden) for this job. We always have at LEAST one big ass laugh, making such silly, and positive things.
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@korndiddy Tell me you didn’t get cast in Lexi’s Play without telling me you didn’t get cast in Lexi’s play
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It’s so gratifying to have loved Last of Us for a decade, and to now have it revealed to my non gamer friends as both the things I loved, and as wonderful, smart evolutions of the story. By stashing the Rifle at the convenience store, Joel unlocked Bills true ending. ❤️
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Oops, forgot to think of segments for the TryPod, and it’s in 9 minutes, Twitter give me A segment that is worth a 2nd Webby!!!!!!! Don’t tell Zach
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the superiority i feel when i fuck around and have a Salad™ for lunch
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO, 100k on Youtube babyyy genuinely this rules, thanks for making my hobby my jobby folks 🩷
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Can’t believe it’s been a year since I made this magical song, and I’m *humbled* to say that this segment has only gotten more absurd since.
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I made a theme song for my segment on the podcast I produce for the Try Guys. They did not know I was doing this, and TBH it slaps.
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still fucking floored that this guy purchased a zoo
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what’s a movie that had the BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER and it still blows your mind just thinking about it ????
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drag me
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Your unemployed friend on a Wednesday at 1pm:
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boutta show up to the club looking SO fucking hot. Bee sting swollen feet lookin ass
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Red wing and Nintendo have teamed up to bring Super Mario’s Shoes To Life (2023)
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Mega response to lil podcasters in my DM's: 🎙️HOW TO PODCAST🎙️ by milly bobby bonsignore For background, I've produced 188 episodes of The TryPod, 123 eps of You Can Sit With us, 85 episodes of Guilty Pleasures, and now 20 eps of my new show @perfectpersonpd (Cont. below)
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I’ve been exposed as a background actor!
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Okay I only had a threads account for 6 hours and I was suspended from it, and my Instagram, for joking about selling pics of @korndiddy ’s feet
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If you have good posture you are a freak with too much time on your hands
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🛑 If you’re my boss: don’t look at this!!! Hey guys, it’s me, Miles, and we’re doing a segment tomorrow on The TryPod where I ask really invasive questions to the Try Guys. What is something deeply personal and inappropriate that you would like to know from my bosses?
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They filmed my fiancé’s reaction to this as she was driving through it, and that night she woke me up panicked that she will be cancelled for being too enthusiastically supportive of the event from her car.
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James Corden, Camila Cabello, Billy Porter and Idina Menzel stopped traffic in LA for a flash mob with a cover of Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud” to promote #CinderellaMovie
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@korndiddy I will of course be Goth after the pandemic. Plz respect my new goth vibe at this time.
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@EugeneLeeYang Go off Eugene!
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@kelseydarragh Miles Try Guys is the ultimate disrespect
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Stop tagging me in this photo of me
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Reconstruction of Greek philosopher Aristotle based on his bust.
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Anderson Paak smiling on drums is the Super Bowl MVP
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@nedfulmer Ratio’d you absolute loser
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My dog is an absolute unit
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5am wake up with the baby, I have never been more well rested or motivated. He is now mining Bitcoin on his iPad while I grind emails and business plans
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@StanDee been on paternity leave for a month. The last time I was gone from work for this long, I developed and pitched The TryPod from sheer anxiety.
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Good morning gamers, in lieu of a really well worded tweet here is a genuine pic of me and my dog
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Would like to formally announce that after a morning cold brew on an empty stomach, I am ready to 😍❤️🌟*fear for my life*🌟❤️😍
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have intimate knowledge of coffee and espresso
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