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@awshuqs

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this whole online persona has been fun and i try not to get serious but the truth is that i am overwhelmingly lonely and miserable most of the time. i can’t even think of funny things to post anymore. so, at least for now, i am stepping away and going to try and work on that. 🧡

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even god himself is getting in on brat summer

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what the heck is this

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haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits

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what’s stopping u from wearing this ?

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she worshipping my balls she sack religious

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if i was a stay at home husband i would sit by the front door and whimper until my wife returned

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u gon suck whatever i pull out these lego shorts

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When a boy comes of age, he is sorted into one of four houses ✨

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get this man in the white house!

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93-year-old Clint Eastwood

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haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits

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what would you use this space for

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5 months

people dont even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this

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i’m deathly afraid of clipboards

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9 months

bought a cameo from this guy once for a friend's birthday present and he went on an unscripted rant about scalping my friend

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😭😭😭

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no drinking for 40 years! i’m surprised he hasn’t killed somebody!

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Alec Baldwin reflects on nearly 40 years of sobriety, admits he does ‘miss drinking’

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my therapist is actually the one that grows as a person just by talking to me

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awkwafina therapist: what is you talmbout?

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female therapist: UM can we just take a sec to validate how fucking brave you are for seeking help?? *literally* so inspired by you. male therapist: (long silence) are you gay? that can cause depression.

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getting shot 17 times after putting my wallet in here and launching it out when the cops ask to see my ID

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easily my favorite account on there

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what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?

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never letting spotify create a playlist name again

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this is what i do it for

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@danghentschel don’t wait for Apple to steal your invention. get a patent for the syrup bowl!

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@image_origins

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“he’s mentally ill!” so what? he can’t have a side hustle? worry about your own bag

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@CXTtrades here’s the prompt. i guess he wasn’t too far off but i’m so happy with the end product.

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@Markius_lol that’s exactly what a man with a clipboard would ask…

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@_SLH5_ his cunty little look to the crowd after

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@poisonjr they found oil beneath that power line

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@malkatz @SophieBecke i’m just imagining him going “it’s me, bryan cranston from breaking bad, malcolm in the middle, etc.”

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@thejonahkai best $23 i ever spent

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you can’t spell beautiful without UTI

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[at the muffin mans funeral]: so… how’d you know him?

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for every like i will turn up the heat on this little fuck

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i try to be funny and not get very serious on here but nobody deserves to struggle or feel alone Suicide/Emergency Hotlines: USA/Canada:988 Mexico: 911 United Kingdom: 0800 689 5652 Europe/S.Korea/India: 112 China/Japan: 110 Australia: 131114 New Zealand: 1737 Brazil: 188

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@yourbuddyash you just know his freaky ass loved the gom jabbar test

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@Kracken_cs @CXTtrades might post it later. have to edit out a part where martin says my full government name.

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it’s so over

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i haven’t heard the m&m song. i didn’t even know these fuckers made music.

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nail polish remover? you mean my mouth?

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@poisonjr one of my favorite vocal arrangements ever

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@DreaminErryDay in what world would anyone have time mid game to do this?

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@rojo0000000000 he has such a way with words

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7 months

can i come over and do this?

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@Skank_hunt_0 i thought you were just a guy who loves ball

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@wisepissmage @klodust sedated? ain’t no way i’m missing out on the biggest shit of my life

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@BASSLAPPING built like a zika baby

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@CrownedCaribou people thinking peppercorns are mould will always make me laugh

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when Face ID not working so you gotta lock in

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Jerry Wigger (Formerly Sultan)

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Man what the HELL is going on in Turkey

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@renegadeapostle it’s definitely not exclusive to americans. the worst disney adults i know live here in australia.

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hey do you want to start a business together? i have no work ethic and i might kill myself. anyway let me know

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i need a big bang and that ain’t no theory

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i don’t have anything to plug so here’s Surf’s Up on Blue-ray disc

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@imsufjanstevens i can’t even be mad because you’re absolutely right

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never deleting this app

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@MeganBitchell @hanfjob

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@drunkest_sailor @RH_Ungren @jt60564 @murderxbryan you guys are really funny. ever thought of doing stand up?

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baby’s first zyn

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haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits

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What’s harder than this?

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@danghentschel maybe they noticed and they’re just bringing you back so they can point and laugh at you this time around

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3 tickets to the zendaya gay sex tennis movie please

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@thatonedev1 honestly i have hardly heard anything of his past 2013. i guess great minds think alike.

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@chillextremist babadook to top it all off

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hi sharks. i’m no longer asking nicely.

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when the bowl too hot and i can’t get it out the michael wave

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praying for Marge and the kids

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O.J. Simpson -- one of the most infamous high-profile Americans of all time -- is dead after a cancer battle.

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i’d cry too because it tastes like shit from a butt

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Yer bird cries after splitting the G

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injured race horse: they’re turning me into glue tomorrow awkwafina: what is you talmbout?

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@legotrillermoth ah yes, i almost forgot the episode where kendall gets jaundice

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you have to understand that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

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Date with 30yo later and he just sent me one of those gifs with huge white subtitles that millennials use

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@hoggycity @parquetcourt looks like i’m filing another class action

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Images That Make You Feel Pain

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Images That Make You Feel Pain

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@_wulad you are better than this

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awkwafina therapist: what is you talmbout?

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@missuswormy then they turn around and say “haven’t you ever heard of satire?”

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@hivemindassoc i love you guys

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Moonlight on the River

Song · Mac DeMarco · 2017

open.spotify.com

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@alekseyweyman oh absolutely i will cherish this video forever

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Kamala Harris has announced that, if elected, she will ensure that plastic cake containers will no longer wake up your entire family when you try to get a slice of cake in the middle of the night.

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just wanted to give my two cents on everything

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what

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@abp_cs fate

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imagine meeting a 21 year old with the bar menu knowledge of a seasoned alcoholic

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done going to the bar with 21 yr olds this dude just googled good drinks to order

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[wakes up in a cold sweat]: were they cake?

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employer: i think you’d be a great fit for the job! there’s just one more thing i should tell you… applicant: yeah? what is it? employer: there’s a little green wizard that hops around and tries to get behind our sales desk applicant: what? employer: don’t let him back there

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dungeonsynth music having a spike in popularity again on tiktok because some guy keeps dressing like a little green wizard and skittering around malls to it is very funny

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i will find the love of my life on twitter dot com

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do not show me this fucking freak ever again

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This is a Maine blood worm. It’s teeth are made of copper

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say what you want but she would’ve fucking killed it in the Party Rock Anthem music video

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the end???? LMFAOOOOOOO

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@AltHistCody just kidding because Trump keeps using his next two minutes for the previous question

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Challengers haven’t blown up like this since 1986

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#Challengers grosses $25M at the worldwide box office 🎾 The film's budget is ~$55M

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@upblissed

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@Kracken_cs @CXTtrades here it is

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yeah i’m into poly porn… poly porn myself another beer

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