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a call-in advice podcast in which @milesbon solves your problems flawlessly over the phone. @headgum

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I want everyone to be aware that there is a caller from an upcoming episode that had a problem so fucking unbelievable and wild, that we talked to her for 40 minutes. It's coming out in a couple weeks and is by far the wildest call I've had on the show.
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Okay it finally happened. The fart sound effect jump scared my podcast guest.
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@becksmecks is banned from Barnes and Noble for her SHAMEFUL deeds.
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Wellness tip: Literally stop being sad!!! #risandgrind
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it’s time to ASCEND to PERFECTION
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When I was a kid I though Ferrero Rocher chocolates were just for millionaires. Little golden cash nugs
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When I was a kid, I knew my name would be up in lights. I was wrong. There are no lights, and my name is not on it but STILL!! It's PP, ON a Marquis. @headgum - Sunset Junction
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My stomach hurts because I am a WINNER & not because I ate BAD STUFF👏🏻🥇
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Let’s gooooooo!! LISTENERS CHOICE babes
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🎉 @perfectpersonpd , XOXO Gossip Kings, If I Were You and @CorkedPod are all @signalawards winners, with Perfect Person and Corked taking home a Listener's Choice award as well! A big congrats to everyone who works on these shows! 🥳
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Tomorrow
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This is joy, this is delight, this is CIAO
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The ultimate compilation of ~𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓸~ . @milesbon @wwitwer @RainieToll @perfectpersonpd
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Revenge Banging My Crushes Dad (w/ @RainieToll & @wwitwer ) is out NOW baby. Truly an unbelievable caller.
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Just did a backflip
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Mondays got me in this bitch huffing deep
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I am transforming
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Dua Lipa has a podcast, so @wwitwer and I listened to it. I know what you're thinking: It must be about music or something. WRONG. It's about ROAST CHICKEN.
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Exercise tip: don’t
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Spilling a big iced drink all over your car is the sexiest thing you can do this summer 🤤
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☎️
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Catch me doing a fit check at the coffee shop on the verge of a cold brew panic attack 😍🥰🧊
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Went for a 1 (one) mile run yesterday and I now believe I could run an Ironman without struggle or drowning
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Piping hot new episode with @blumenfeld in which I, for lack of a better term, Dominate him on camera.
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Happy Friday everyone! make sure to text your ex’s, sext your Texans, and hex your flex’s. 🚨 #fridayfacts
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NEW EP out rn in which a caller attempts to steal a box of dildo’s from their boyfriends deceased mothers room at his grandmas HOUSE. Link below babe
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Yogurt for breakfast is basically guaranteed you will never die it’s so healthy #healthfacts
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advice of the day, fuck with candles
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👏🏻🫡
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Big Seltzer needs to be stopped. It has gone on long enough. The youth of today are having too much spicy water that tastes like candles, and they MUST be reformed.
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New Ep! @kelseydarragh joins the show again to raise chaos, and she's joined by @ZachNoeTowers who makes fun of me for eating a beef lasagna. Link below sweet little perfect angels!!!!!!! Catsitter Convicts Cheating Daddy #34
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anya taylor almond joy 🤔
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the bradley cooper movie Limitless is literally about Afrin @reilecoyote @milesbon
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spilling coffee on your jeans before 8am for three days in a row ice bucket challenge 🤔
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Fire as hell new episode with @GeoffBoyardee in which we take calls about hot girl tummy problems, and negotiating how to silence your brothers moans of passion. link below BABE
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Silica gel packet lookin like a snack 🤤
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Piping hot new ep with @trillionairepod . Link below babyyyy
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wrist deep in some fancy mixed nuts rn hbu 🤤
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This mornings video upload actually said “IM A LITTLE NASTY GUY”, there was an exporting error so it’ll be up in a sec you sweethearts
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i know as a society we have turned on Gatorade because its like "mostly sugar" or whatever, but i had food poisoning yesterday and was #firingoutofbothholes but that sweet sweet artificial nectar has turned me into a Gatorade Truther
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Me before and after doing 10 (ten) pushups
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NEW EP: Oops I banged all my roommates Peep it at the link below ☎️
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Doom scrolling used to be a bunch of monks writing doomsday prophecies on parchment and now it’s just decompressing in your Toyota Camry on TikTok smh
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A lot of people don’t know this water is actually for real good for you #geniusthoughts 🤔
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Me omw to eat a banana 4 brekkie
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Turkey say gobble gobble when they see a little goblin, and those fuckers are EVERYWHERE #thanksgivingfacts
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Flaming Hot NEW Episode of PP out this morn with @wwitwer and @RainieToll An episode in which we do a State Of Wills Union and Rainie talks about how her neighbors did a class action lawsuit against her loud stomping. Link below babes
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slide into your crush's linkedin messages with a fire crypto idea and they WILL wanna bang you 😻
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Self care is watching a cringe tv show in the tub with the iPad plugged in, a rogue gust away from getting fried for the love of the game⚡️❤️🍤
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I am the Tony Hawk of health and wellness. Guzzling kombucha on my mindfulness grindset 👏🏻🫡
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NEW EP OUT RN with @Alanstarzinski in which I discuss him terrorizing me every day at our old apartment. Link below 📞
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This is 10000% true
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The Collection supremacy 4 real
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I really hate to report this but FLAN is the drink of the summer
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New ringtone just dropped
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would literally trust her with my life
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One of the smartest thinkers we HAVE. new ep out this morning. Listen slash watch everywhere
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beerbonging the Haley Bieber probiotic smoothie from erewhon at the pregame
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NEW SPICY EP of PP OUT THIS MORN With the hilarious @CruzKayne . Framed for Shaving With My Roommates Razor 🪒
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@KendraMangan @milesbon This is absolutely why I got my wires crossed
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@ktweed__ @milesbon its an honor to be bbygirl.
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Taron Egerton IS buff Tom Holland
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@lillianbarkley Thank you for saying that Lillian!!! That is very nice!!
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@dornschtbabylon @milesbon photoshopped is a strong term for what i've done here
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@miles__nation Toyota Camrys bring me such comfort
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@csstar_ @milesbon Happy Wednesday Courtney!!!
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@emilychuchi Trendspiller
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@JadelynCheng @milesbon @reilecoyote Haha yes good point! I talked about this on the full episode. Also I am not a doctor!!!!!!!!!!!
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@katiendless and we stan for that
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@writer_useless Welcome to FLAWLESSNESS
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@gmolsen_ blaze up queen
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@Nangberg That moment when you O @GeoffBoyardee
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@kaitlanbarker @milesbon hahahaha sorry to blow up your spot!
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@leoquokka 🤙🏻🤘🏻
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@mmarie_towns Rise and grind 👑
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@katieel__ @Spotify Thanks for listening!! That is very kind!
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@writer_useless BRB releasing this as a plat ep
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@mushymoose Im pretty sure the Sennheiser 599’s!
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@Cam_dancer55 works for me!!!!!
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