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@mike1zr2

1 year

@SomeWelder You can only stick your finger in so many animal's asses before the law of averages comes a knockin.

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@mike1zr2

2 months

What the hell was on that boat? Holy shit.

BowTiedMara

@BowTiedMara

2 months

Today, a pirate boat tried to board a container ship and the workers pulled out two machine guns and blew up the speedboat. This will happen more and more if the US pulls away from protecting shipping lanes. Good luck in getting those resources, Xi.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

This morning I did the hardest thing a pet owner has to do. My wife and I rescued Jackson 15 years ago when he was just 4 months old. I'm not the thoughts and prayers type, so maybe just give your dog an extra scratch and treat in Jackson's honor.

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1 year

LMAO

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1 month

Man, I'm so close.

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2 months

@HardPass4

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Im typing this out more to vent and self-reflect. I'm gonna mute this thread as soon as I hit send. Didn't even make it home from Chicago. Maybe 15 miles from home. We're ok, just shaken. Truck is totaled. I hydroplaned in the rain and lost control.

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@mike1zr2

4 months

Father's day is Sunday. I hope my wife sees this tweet.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Real blood on the left. Fake blood on the right.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Guys, Holy Shit! That's an electrician!!!

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@mike1zr2

1 year

So fucking ghey

posts you can’t show your mom

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@mike1zr2

1 year

I bought this little generator for $85 from a local auction because it didn't run. Drained the fuel, cleaned the carb, fixed the gap on the spark plug and we are in business.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Got his present a week early.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

I know we all talk shit about different vehicle manufacturers, but I just hit a stand of trees broadside at 70+ mph and walked away. I'll be buying another Ram truck.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

In case you didn't know, milk crates make great propane tank holders.

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Tiffany Gomas

@Tiffany_Gomas

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OOO… @BeachesResorts is a dream!

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Who is the Greatest Fictional Cop you can think of?

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@mike1zr2

1 year

🎶Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh they come to snuff the Rooster🎶

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Built like a sheet of plywood.

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@apparentlysteve

1 year

What if Travis Kelce really just wants an expensive cutting board

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Lies

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@pearlythingz

1 year

Men like younger women not older women

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@mike1zr2

1 year

I don't know how this dude can do this and not beat the fuck out of these people when he meets them in person. Like, I'm turning their skull into mush with a 2' pipe wrench.

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@iFightForKids

1 year

These are text messages from the child predator we are confronting right now

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@mike1zr2

2 months

@enognam Big knockdown power

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@mike1zr2

2 years

I'm doing some work at a Polaris dealership and I just overhead them quote a customer $32,000 for a loaded, 2 seater Polaris General. GET. THE. FUCK. OUTTA. HERE.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Alright, look. If every one of you threw a couple dollars my way, I could acquire this and have a shitload of fun with it.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

I could've seriously injure/killed my wife and child and that's really fucking with my head right now. And the other thing that pisses me off? This happened on a major highway and not 1 fucking person stopped to check on us

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Yeah boiiiiii! That might be a record!

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@mike1zr2

1 year

I catch you putting tuna on my pizza, we're throwing hands on sight.

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@TerribleMaps

1 year

Corn? 🤨 Who picks corn?!

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Fellas, what do we think? I still have to do a little wire management, but it's 99% complete. Gonna use it in my hunting blind and ice shanty. Maybe take it along in the Ranger, too.

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@mike1zr2

2 years

Oh boy, do I have a corner of Twitter for her

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Oh. My. God. ☠️

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Damn kids and their expensive birthday gifts.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Looks like one particular MDOT employee is having a case of the Mondays.

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@mike1zr2

2 years

I hate this type of rim offset with a white hot passion

JEGS Performance

@JEGSPerformance

2 years

We are digging this Chevy Silverado equipped with a Tailgate Kit and Roll Pan from JEGS 🔥 💯 😤 Who's with us? Credit to flight_5.3 on Instagram.

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@mike1zr2

2 years

Impressive as fuck

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@mike1zr2

1 year

I see you folks posting first concert gifs and I'm realizing a bunch of you are on the verge of collecting social security benefits.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

My wife keeps showing and sending me pictures of French Bulldog puppies. And honestly, next to a chihuahua or pug, it's the last type of dog I would ever want.

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@mike1zr2

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@JacketNation All I saw was camel toe.

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2 years

@DanCrenshawTX @BradPaisley

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@mike1zr2

1 year

The key to a proper s'more is using both hersheys chocolate and a reeses peanut butter cup.

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@mike1zr2

5 years

@Brink_Thinker Awesome kid and sportsman

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2 years

Jeezus Christ

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@mike1zr2

2 years

Wear safety glasses folks. This just happened to my 8yr old. He's fine, no injuries. Just startled.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Oh my fuck.

Rock Island Auction

@RIAuction

1 year

A Tiger Striped M79?! If heavy firepower is your forte, this Amtec International M79 grenade launcher is right up your alley on this #firepowerfriday . Type “Thoomp” in the comments for +100 internet points. Lot 3064 of the October 4 – 6 S&C Auction:

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@mike1zr2

1 year

If there's a better way to cook hamburgers, I'm all ears. Because this is peak flavor right here.

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@mike1zr2

3 months

Bought himself a bow with all his birthday money

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@mike1zr2

3 years

@DonutOperator That Kentucky Ballistics video, holy fuck. 😳

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@mike1zr2

1 year

She's mid, bro. And she ain't gonna fuck you.

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@brad_polumbo

1 year

Ugly men need to stop calling gorgeous women "mid."

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Do I have any real estate developer mutuals on here? Asking....for me.

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@mike1zr2

6 months

@WarPath2pt0 Wonder what him and his partner were arguing about?

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Some day after pics.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

This isn't far off from the truth

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1 year

Being forced to listen to country music on the jobsite and holy shit is this stuff trash. How do people listen to this and not suck start a shotgun?

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@mike1zr2

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@mike1zr2

1 year

I don't have this kind of patience. Give me my impact and a box of 3" deck screws.

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@Rainmaker1973

1 year

“Sashimono” is a Japanese technique for assembling furniture and other wooden items without nails, using both simple and highly complex wood joints. [📹 ajoinery]

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@mike1zr2

1 year

When I put my dog down 10 days ago, I never left his side. After he passed, I sobbed like a baby with my face buried in his fur. I could never imagine not being by his side when he passed.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

I have never been fucked harder by a contractor than I have on this job. And the contractor that fucked me? It was me from 6 years ago. 🤦🏽

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@mike1zr2

1 year

How y'all have pictures of yourself on your phones from 20 years ago?

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@IAmSteveHarvey

1 year

YOU’RE THROWING A COMEDY PARTY GIVE ME YOUR 3

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1 year

People either got the joke or got mad, mad at this. 😂

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Guys, Holy Shit! That's an electrician!!!

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5 years

@SharikaSoal84 That cat has been dead for 3 years

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@mike1zr2

1 year

As somebody who knows fuck all about jumping out of planes, at what elevation would oxygen masks be required?

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@SpecWarAirmen

1 year

38,067 feet! World Record broken by Alpha Team 5, congratulations! Alpha Team 5 had a support crew of roughly 50 people to help make this happen. Great things require great people and team work! Happy Friday and enjoy the video of PJs training, this how it starts.

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@mike1zr2

6 months

Never forget what you are fighting for ❤️ 🫡

𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻 𝔻𝕀𝔸ℕ𝔼𝕏𝕀𝕊 👑

@Dianexis

6 months

Never forget what you are fighting for ❤️ 🫡

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Picking her up tomorrow.

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@mike1zr2

9 months

Yup, kid digs the new pistol

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@mike1zr2

1 year

1. That wood stove is way too damn big for that cabin. 2. Why would you go thru all that work and then use a shitty poly tarp for the roof? At least use a heavy, waterproofed canvas.

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@Rainmaker1973

1 year

Building a warm winter shelter from scratch [📹 Extreme nature TV / chutecerto23]

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@mike1zr2

1 year

ANY bullpup

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@p80ralph

1 year

Let’s hear it

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Ho Lee Phuk

nagy

@okthisisnagy

2 years

Absolutely incredible, over torquing bolts on coolant pipes in a nuclear sub reactor and then supergluing the sheared off heads back on 💀💀

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2 years

You guys and you're silly sbr's. Meanwhile we're over here barrel maxing.

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@JenniferMascia @neontaster

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1 year

LMAO. Why? Tha fuck is wrong with y'all?

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@mike1zr2

1 year

God damnit, we lost a good one. RIP Rev., I'll miss our banter back and forth.

Rev. Ducati ⚔️🪓

@Reverend_Ducati

1 year

This is Shannon's wife. I'm sorry to have to post that Reverend Ducati died quite unexpectedly this morning. I came home from taking the dogs to the beach and found him pulseless and apneic. Shannon spent at least 16 hours a day on this forum. He called some of you "friends".

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@mike1zr2

1 year

I don't own anything PSA. Gimme a reason I shouldn't buy this today.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Happy June Respecters month to those who celebrate. I know one particular cow poke who couldn't be more excited.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

@Mrgunsngear I'd place my money on .300bo in a 5.56

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@mike1zr2

2 years

46 F-18s! Holy fuck.

🇺🇲Take a Stand 🇺🇲🙏

@keepitwilder

2 years

This Illinois Man Owns The World’s Most Advanced Private Air Force After Buying 46 F/A-18 Hornets and has 8 licenses through ATF to own military machine guns and cannons. Guess he's ready for the Apocolypse.

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@mike1zr2

1 month

Elect me as your next president and I promise to repeal the NFA, disband the FBI, ATF, TSA, and Homeland Security. I will get rid of income tax, outlaw eggnog and anything pumpkin spice flavored.

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@mike1zr2

1 year

Breh, am ☠️

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@mike1zr2

9 months

Its been since July. Shit hurts, a lot.

Savvy, revivified

@SavvyUnbowed

9 months

In the vet’s office. There’s a woman in tears at checkout, holding a collar. 🥺

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@mike1zr2

6 months

18 years ago, I conned a smol white woman with good credit to marry me. Pretty sure she's resented me since. Anyways, happy anniversary @burritowife412

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Man, I love country gas stations