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@KnucklesActual

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Taken. Indirect fire and taco enthusiast. Possum respecter. Orchid lover. Misanthrope. Get off my lawn.

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Joined April 2023
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I have a PhD in getting back up
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For science
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"We will come to your house" OK ....................................................................... They approached the house from the front lawn to avoid the motion-activated garage lights. ย  This fascist scumbag they doxxed on Twitter lived alone and they were gonna
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*Discussion with HR* HR: Your performance is far above average and that of your peers, but a few people in other departments have stated they find you unapproachable and at times abrasive. Me: Yes.
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I love Ted
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"He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight."
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*My mom talking to guests about my younger brother* Mom: He's doing great in Portland, he's been published. Me: Wasn't that just a small internet publisher, though? I mean, he majored in English, hasn't worked a single day in his degree field and you had to help pay off his
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Just passed my HAM Technician exam with a 97%
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I have a date with a redhead tonight. Pray for me.
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Nailed it
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Titanium ribbons are sharp, yโ€™all
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Dude: Is that your daughter? Me: Yes. And I suggest you have your affairs in order before you say another word.
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I'm kind of OK with my hands
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If you see this, post a hero
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If you see this, post a hero.
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#ThrowbackThursday This one hurt Brand new 80 grit belt ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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GM
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Toof
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I wish I had a faster shutter speed
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Some chicks won't date a guy who lives with his mom but have no problem getting with a guy who lives with his wife
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Me: I'm gonna buy a suppressor for my 300BLK My water heater:
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Look at this absolute UNIT
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Sometimes I GM someone's reply to someone else's GM and then I GM their primary GM so they wind up getting two GMs but it's Friday and you can never have too many GMs so GM
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Can y'all please start sending shit like this in a single text, as opposed to six separate fucking messages? K thanx
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GM. Soul intact and she wants to see me again. Apparently my abrasively irresistible charm still works.
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It's the summer of 1986. Brand new Timberlands, your favorite pair of Levi's and an Iron Maiden shirt. You and your boys just stuffed yourselves at Burger King for $12. Parked at the dam, smoking Marlboro reds and listening to Master of Puppets. Life is good.
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GM. Itโ€™s Friday. We made it. Surprisingly, there werenโ€™t any accidental discharges or alcohol-related incidents this week so the CO has agreed to cut you all loose at 1100. Tijuana is off-limits, keep your nasty little girlfriends out of my barracks and stay off my grass.
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GM, fuckers
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GM
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GM you savage and sexy beasts. Itโ€™s Friday, we made it.
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I just got off the phone with my mom and she legit asked me this as we were getting off the phone: "I've been meaning to ask you...why were you and the boys telling Bruce to "stack up" all day at Thanksgiving? Is that something the kids say nowadays?" Yeah mom, that's it ๐Ÿ˜‚
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GM. Buy more ammo.
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GM, you nosey bastards
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GM, fuckers. Sorry, not sorry.
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Good morning
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GM. Happy Friday you filthy savages.
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This little dude had a very rough start to life as a stray but him and Max live like kings now
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I hate these fucking people with a passion
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billy ragland.
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We have a new competitor!
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This was my first car. Wasnโ€™t cool but it was packed with metal heads and weed every Friday night when I was in high school.
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Old Aquaintance: So what happened between you and [redacted]? Me: We stopped hanging out after he got married, his wife hates me. OA: Why? Me: She's a leftist bitch. OA: I'm a leftist, Joe. Me: That's why I haven't seen you in 30 years and I hear your life is shit. OA:
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GM. May you all hump or get humped to your heart's content.
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I like 'em thicc ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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I hear this dude makes pretty cool stuff
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A redhead is the correct answer
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meme bastard
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Would you prefer a redhead or brunette?
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Quick stop by the lake on my lunch break and this dude murdered my spinnerbait on the last cast.
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GM. No coffee this morning, because sometimes people need to be reminded how motherfuckerly I can be.
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Phish has always sucked. Absolute trash.
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Apparently, all men have a favorite plane. Spill it, gents.
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Bodie wishes you all a Happy Friday โค๏ธ
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I'd like to add a 10mm or a 45 to my lineup. Thoughts and suggestions? Let's be honest, I'll eventually add both but give me your opinions. Looking at you, firearm autists.
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GM. Remember the good old days?
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If you lived through the early 90's without being handcuffed to a handrail outside a Tijuana bar while your buddies went back across the border to get money to pay off the cops you're definitely not me
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GM, savages
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GM. I just went outside and the air punched me in the face ๐Ÿฅถ
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GM. Even to all you ladies who chase fuckboys and don't get good morning texts anymore cause he already hit it.
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GM
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One time I was on duty in Crete and I asked my buddy in 2nd platoon to bring me back some gyros from the harbor. Gave him all the drachma I had on me without counting it. I'm at post 1 and this motherfucker staggers in at 3am carrying a liquor box with 20 fucking gyros in it.
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GM
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GM, fuckers โค๏ธ
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@TX_Kevin I'm not confirming anything, sir. Please just don't fuck with me.
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Using a pic of your tits, show me your tits
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GM and Happy Friday.
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Max and Bodie woke me up at zero dark asscrack last night. Fine, I'll take you fuckers out. I'm half asleep, they're finding spots to piss. *Max starts growling* Oh look, that's a bear ๐Ÿ˜‘
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A few people said this should be an album cover ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ
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I just organized my tupperware cabinet if you need an example of a guy who really has his shit together
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The TL: *Thirst trap *Drama *Firearms *Saucy poetry *INTERESTED IN CRYPTO??????? *Jiggling booty *Braxton/300 *Someone falling down *Reply guy *ARE YOU STRUGGLING WITH AI????? *Tiddies *Someone getting knocked out *Otters/Cats/Dogs *THIS KITCHEN UTENSIL IS AMAZING!!!
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GM. We made it ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ
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One time I was lost at sea so I shot my pistol in the air with an incorrect grip and a boat full of tactibros showed up to correct me
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@du1869 ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ
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GM. There are some really good people here in our corner of Twitter, and I'm grateful for that. Booty DMs are pretty cool too.
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1 year
One of my Drill Instructors, Sgt Barnes. Dude was like 5โ€™6โ€ and hard as fuck. One night, we were sucking wind after getting smoked in the pit. Rips off his blouseโ€ฆhe was the only survivor of his 81mm mortar team who double-fed an HE round. Huge scars all over his neck and torso.
@WTFNationRadio
WTF Nation Radio
1 year
My man got lucky this dayโ€ฆ #misfire #mortar #desert #miltok
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Too soon?
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Panda King is run by the most militant and abrasive Chinese lady I've ever encountered and I am all about it. Don't be stepping to the counter with stupid questions, Miss Ling doesn't have time for that nonsense.
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GM. Itโ€™s a bit nippley outside. May your respective days be filled with awesomeness.
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Realize and accept that some of the people in your life aren't capable of being who you need them to be. Took me a long time to get that through my thick skull.
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Overcast morning topwater bite
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GM. May you all see tiddies today.
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Goodest boy โค๏ธ
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16: It used to bother me that all my friends are scared of you but now I think it's fucking awesome Me:
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Many of you never had to install DOS before the operating system and it shows
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10 months
I'm thankful for the Constitution, patriots, guns, redheads, big booties and tacos
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GM.
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I gotta admit, this is pretty cool
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GM. Sitting in the dark with coffee, two dogs and a tiger stripe woobie. Max is growling at a cryptid in the back yard and Bodie just farted.
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GM, frens
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GM. I am once again asking you to join me in not feeling this Monday bullshit.
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Hand dox
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Tooth Chipper
1 year
Hand dox
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Just me and my homies
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1 year
Describe your aesthetic using only a car
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Mike Bennett
1 year
Describe your aesthetic using only a car...
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11 months
GM, frens. Iโ€™d like to go back to sleep.
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8 months
Severe mental illness on full display, ladies and gentlemen.
@AlphaNewsMN
Alpha News
2 years
MN Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan on sex changes for minors: "When our children tell us who they are, it is our job as grown-ups to listen and to believe them. That's what it means to be a good parent."
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*Every "deep" Twitter dude with a contrived and mysteriously dark name and avi* "Her black wings envelope me, scarred hearts and pain entwined" Me: Ditch the nail polish and stop combing your hair over your face, Brian
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My first born leaves for college tomorrow and Iโ€™m a very proud mess ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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This is where I tweet from
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Good morning, weirdos โค๏ธ
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11 months
This little motherfucker is judging the hell out of me
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GM, fuckers. Happy Friday. Can we please make it through a weekend without someone shooting themselves in the nuts? If you have to do something stupid, I suggest a pile of blow and midget strippers or stealing a lion from a zoo.
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10 months
When your host says they're making breakfast for everyone and they pull out a single pack of bacon
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