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10 months

@Thenorthernlad7 @MikeyCycling I'm a cyclist, but the cyclist in this video was driving far too close to the car in front.

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5 months

Am I the only person who has zero interest in ever going to Las Vegas? Horrific place.

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5 months

Strict vetting process: "Are you a cunt"? "Yes". "Welcome to Reform".

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@BestForBritain @IanDunt

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10 months

Is there a Tory who isn't a cunt?

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3 months

A few people who should be nowhere near the England team. Southgate Dunk Maguire Gallagher Watkins Bowen

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4 months

@StanCollymore The best thing that could happen to football in this country would be the big 6 fucking off to the Super League, take all the tourists with them, and the remaining clubs then form a league which is more competitive and fair.

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2 years

I lost my account and all my followers, could people help me get some back by RTing please? Preferably pro-EU, anti-Tory. (CPFC not obligatory). I'd be glad all over. Thank you.

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10 months

@tammilne61 @RosieisaHolt @trussliz You know it's a parody?

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2 months

Who let this prick in to our training ground? Get him out!

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2 months

"We are deeply concerned about a full military incursion of Rafah given the humanitarian consequences of that." PM Rishi Sunak expresses his concern as the IDF takes control of the Gaza side of the Rafah border crossing. 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602

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11 months

Last 3 seasons' incomings. Olise Eze Doucoure Guehi Hughes Ahamada Andersen Johnstone Edouard Mateta Lerma Richards França Time to give the owners a break. More to come. #CPFC

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5 months

Here he is @CEO4TAG Someone who knows what he's doing. Someone who can develop youth. Someone who isn't going to play Schlupp. Someone who has a strategy.

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2 months

@NFFC As a fan of another club, the way you’ve done this has been beyond reprehensible. Imagine putting prices up by an average of 24%, then tweeting that you have 11,000 on the waiting list. Read the room.

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5 months

The vast majority of us want Roy replaced, but please let's be civil, he's a Palace boy and legend. ❤️💙🦅

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2 months

Let's give Ahamada some support, thought he was good overall today, a bit raw and a few things to learn clearly, but he was tidy at times and never stopped running. ❤️💙🦅

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1 year

Wow! #CPFC Some design changes.

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2 months

@daveynicnufc Didn't even get a foul.

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@EuroExpert_ Southgate hasn't got a clue Alex. Terrible manager who's managed to make some of the best players in the world look like a pub team.

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1 year

@christopherhope @Telegraph @FindoutnowUK @ElectCalculus That good huh? Just racists and Telegraph/Mail-reading pensioners left. 2% of 18-24s and 15% of 25-49s intend to vote Tory next time. The party is finished.

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28 days

Alright, own up, who's been spiking Parish's coffee with pure ambition?

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2 months

@Sjopinion10 Wrong in every respect. The govt is responsible for crime levels nationwide and the constant division.

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7 months

@BenHouchen @lewis_goodall He's not a good guy, he's a Tory MP.

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3 months

The reason we have laws is to stop cunts like Rees-Mogg from doing whatever the fuck they want to the population.

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5 months

Henderson Johnstone Guehi Andersen Mitchell Doucoure Richards Wharton Munoz Lerma Hughes Ahamada França Ayew Eze Olise Edouard Mateta Rak-Sakyi And yet we're shit @CEO4TAG Something isn't adding up.

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1 month

@BBCNewsPR @bbclaurak @CliveMyrieBBC I like Clive, but I won't be listening to Tory mouthpiece Laura K. Will watch a different channel.

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5 months

Nice one @CEO4TAG Now we just need to choose a manager to develop all this young talent rather than ignoring them. #CPFC ❤️💙🦅

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1 year

@BethRigby Still a popular figure? He's the most hated man in the country.

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@Flyfisherme @mikegalsworthy @michelledonelan

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@Afc_Duloh @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Guehi is a CB, Wharton is a CM. If Arsenal have £90m then they could buy Guehi.

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2 months

View of new stand from Park Rd. Current for reference.

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1 year

@MetPoliceEvents You know the right to peaceful protest is fundamental to a functioning democracy? Yet you prefer to take the route of the authoritarian government. Shameful.

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1 year

It's the free advertising we received.

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1 year

Forbes value Crystal Palace, who play at 25,000 capacity Selhurst Park & finished 11th last season, at more than Newcastle, who qualified for the Champions League and SJP has a 52,000 capacity. Am I missing something?

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2 months

Cocktails with kid2 for my 54th. He bought me some Asian street food

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@EuroExpert_ He's extremely limited, always has been and always will be. Having so much talent available has covered his limitations for years. He's a Championship level manager.

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2 months

@CFCAccountable @slbsn More commonly known as cheats.

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29 days

Siri, what’s the opposite of Tyrick Mitchell?

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29 days

🚨🚨| Trent Alexander-Arnold was dribbled past 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 times (60) than any other defender in Europe's top five leagues this season. 🤯🫣

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5 months

Important Police business today: confiscating a drum from Palace fans. Yes, a drum.

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1 year

@WestminsterWAG @mailplus Funnily enough, Remainers will never forgive the liars who caused this catastrophe.

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5 months

The owners of #CPFC deserve nothing other than relegation. The whole club is devoid of direction or ambition.

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2 months

@StevenJNorris You lot don't appear to realise just how unpopular you are.

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@DougieCritchley Wharton is going to be a superstar.

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23 days

@davidyelland We're all looking forward to the £200m Saudi Aramco sponsorship of the club car park David, that should benefit football. BTW you're supporting the destruction of the PL being competitive. Take your blue glasses off.

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3 months

Imagine the number of absolute cunts in this room last night. All the very worst people in the country at one party.

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3 months

Why is Liz Truss at Nigel Farage's birthday party?

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1 year

@ConsPost 1. Starmer isn't a Socialist, he's Centre-Right. 2. Johnson is about as popular as Corbyn with the public. 3. Your party has alienated almost everyone under 50.

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10 months

@ThePalaceWay Why would Ayew be dropped? It'll be Jeff.

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1 year

@theodoraclarke Whilst the abuse you've received about being pregnant is abhorrent, so is your Party. The Tories will be, rightfully, totally decimated at the GE, hopefully in perpetuity after all the damage this government has done to everything.

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10 months

@Wulf_Helm He could actually try to aim at least one policy towards Labour voters tbh. And I say that as a Centre-Lefty. Disappointed in him would be understatement of the year.

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11 months

@sportbible @SkyBet Clearly they haven't been to Selhurst, The City Ground or SJP.

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9 months

@Tom_Smith26 @Conservatives @LGBTCons If I had a pub I wouldn't let Tories in.

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6 months

@cagiago_ His attitude is very good mate, true pro.

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3 months

@KP24 @SadiqKhan Interesting. I've lived in London for 34 years and in that time I've seen one fist fight. What's your issue?

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Joel

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11 months

So, what we know now about the Olise sitaition He either has or doesn't have a RC. City have £50m to spend but it's not enough Chelsea have offered £40m, £25m and hope to get him for £45m Chelsea agreed personal terms with MO, and hope to agree personal terms this week 😭

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6 months

@adamsonjon All very well Jonathan, but my son had an 8 hour febrile convulsion following the MMR, 8 hours of fitting and us wondering whether he was going to survive. And separate jabs aren't offered.

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1 year

@AJRichardsonMP The bloke is amongst the very worst people on the planet.

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1 year

@brianmoore666 It's basically a propaganda account for the RW thinktanks Brian. Anti regulation, anti net zero, anti Covid lockdown etc. Dodgy surveys and opinion pieces funded by opaque sources shared as if they're fact.

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11 months

Any chance of making one of the many signings we need @CEO4TAG ?

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7 months

@CPFCtransfersHQ We should play Schlupp, Mateta and Ward instead who prove every single time they play that they aren't good enough.

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2 months

OMFG. Just got home from Selhurst. Another wonderful performance. Incredible.

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2 months

@nonewthing Where do you get the impression that Olise has a bad attitude? He works his socks off every game.

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5 months

@HLTCO Do we know it's not just one of their recent player purchases on a 19 year deal?

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2 months

@Oyin_dml1952 @Chels_HQ @tbrfootball Nothing will make Palace want Sterling mate

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1 year

@BillyVacant

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5 months

The new Dr Who looks a bit shite.

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6 months

Holy piss

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1 year

@crimlawuk Do we know it was legal Chris?

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1 year

@Peston @itvpeston Can someone explain to me how raising interest rates combats supply-side inflation please? Fair enough if it was demand-led, but it's not.

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10 months

@CPFC @Carabao_Cup @shophumm Where's Doucoure?

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5 months

@bbcquestiontime Surprising that an extremist from the right would say that.

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10 months

@M_SE09 Seen her voting record?

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7 months

@CPFCtransfersHQ Whilst I wish Schluppy all the very best with regard to his personal issue, let's hope that Richards keeps his place on Wednesday.

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5 months

@JaneRemain Oh, just tow the line Jane.

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@TheEvertonian78 You know the PL don't make these rules, the clubs vote for them. And UEFA's rules are stricter.

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Joel

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1 year

@fpl_tactician Vieira was sacked because he parked the bus mate, lost his nerve. The football we played in the first three months of the year was terrible. And it's not because we don't have the players. Unless you've watched every Palace game it's best not to comment on it.

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6 months

We could've got Alex Scott @CEO4TAG . He can play as an 8, a 10 or a winger. Would've been ideal for us, and he will go up in value massively. I really don't understand this club sometimes, seemingly we'd rather suffer with substandard players.

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1 year

@WorkingDruid Cue all the Labour voters not getting anything they want off Starmer. This version of Labour is rotten to the core. And before you ask, no I'm not a Corbynite, I'm Centre Left.

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8 months

@MatchdayCPFC Jesus wept. He had no preseason and he’s in a new country, and he’s 19. Honestly our fan base is pathetic.

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9 months

@footalyse Eh? Rice isn't anywhere near as good as Rodri.

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1 year

@LeeAndersonMP_ You're like a fork in a world of soup Lee.

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11 months

@JeromeH8sFats @OwenAWFollett @danwootton Oh Jerome. You're so gullible. Try to get your money back. If he was confident he'd win then he'd be using his own money, not yours.

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@AllCrystalPal1 It's a parody account.

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10 months

@PalaceEaglesc0m No. Schlupp should be replaced by Ayew or França (tbc).

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1 year

@Keir_Starmer Maybe grow a backbone on Brexit first, before it destroys everything. You’re not getting my vote until you do.

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5 months

@BRutter54 @MCollingTuck @HLTCO Oh dear. You may want to look into it.

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1 year

@BooBiffa The verb to 'of'. Who'd have guessed it came from a Conservative.

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4 months

@edwinhayward He's up there with Allister Heath.

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6 months

@TheMontyDon @JohnSimpsonNews You say that Monty, but why is there always a bias on BBCQT - 3 RWs/2 not? Why has Farage been on 30 times more than Lucas? Why is Kate Andrews on everything?

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2 months

@Im_RobM Great name Rob. Unique.

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Newcastle have thrown someone's head into the ring.

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🚨 - BREAKING NEWS - #NUFC have contacted Crystal Palace over the possibility of signing Michael Olise, according to @David_Ornstein 💣 WOW. Surely not? 🧨 #NUFCFans #PL

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@RossAftbl @wayneoG How’s this going Ross?

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11 months

@HLTCO He'll be fine, but it's an incredibly expensive package given no resale value. Add JWP to this and it's well over £100m thrown into the sea over the next 3 or 4 years.

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@TalkCPFC The reason there's negative narrative surrounding Southgate is because he deserves it.

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7 months

@MikeGapes Oh Mike. I'm no Corbynite, but I'm disgusted with Starmer (again). Is it too much to ask to have a leader with integrity who isn't going to say what he thinks the person he's talking to wants to hear? This centre-left Social Democrat won't be voting for Labour until he's gone.

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@ZacGoldsmith Johnson is responsible. Broke the country and broke your party.

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1 year

@bbcquestiontime Strange that the NHS always functions perfectly well under non-Tory governments.

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3 months

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph They should probably ban mobile phones for Tory MPs, or at least have the cameras removed.

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Someone on the BBS has suggested this announcement today, new kit launch tmw and 3 signings being announced on Friday. Not sure who the 3rd is, but it sounds like a well-orchestrated plan.

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Welcome to Palace, @net88eng ❤️💙 NET88 will feature as the men’s official front-of-shirt sponsor for the 2024/25 season.

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@iMiaSanMia Arrogant, plastic glory hunters en masse on this post. They're all a bit salty too. ❤️💙🦅

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4 months

@TheAthleticFC @Zonal_Marking A Peter Beardsley/Teddy Sheringham you mean?

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10 months

Someone did well in his GCSEs. 12 of them including grade 9 in Biology, Physics, Maths, Further Maths, History and Food Tech, and 8 in Chemistry, Eng Lit and Statistics.

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1 year

So the Premier League undertook to give at least 6 weeks notice on the TV fixtures, and it's looking like they've failed with the very first one. Useless. @premierleague @SkyFootball

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