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@Nia_mp4

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2am semi-sweet chocolate chips snacker and Psychotic Capitalization enthusiast w/ a Science Degree

Joined March 2021
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2 years
ppl my age are gettin married im like r u guys sure
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2 years
to be a pretty girl with mysterious sources of income
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quitting my job so i can focus on Summer
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2 years
good morning anyone you know with a birthday coming up is Insane (aries season)
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3 months
quitting my job so i can focus on being Hot
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2 years
do the guys who play music during sex ever get girlfriends
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1 year
men who get excited about ur vibrator can be trusted
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2 years
if a man is Weird i intend to find out Why
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2 years
all men want is for you to play with their hair and tell them they're pretty
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9 months
my 5 year plan is to stay Alive
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maybe make a pros and cons list first idk
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3 years
(at the altar) are U mad at Me
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6 months
6 :) months :)) sober :)))
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2 years
when u r Beautiful u cannot avoid being Hated
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1 year
ur late 20s starts at 32
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4 months
if a boy doesnโ€™t like u back it means ur too Hot for him
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2 years
even when i dont fuck around i find out
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2 years
men will be like โ€œur using me for my moneyโ€ and have $2
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6 months
one thing about me is i will block you
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8 months
my emotions are diverse for example Sad and Mad
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2 years
need a job where i can just hangout
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1 year
words of affirmation is hard โ€œi like ur faceโ€ is that acceptable ???
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2 years
the boy who called me a whore in the 8th grd fire reacts to all my stories
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2 years
ok but if im having a threesome i have to be the Hottest
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2 years
spongebob wasnโ€™t Ready ...
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3 years
if u get diagnosed with something u dont like u can just say No
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2 years
isnโ€™t 5hrs screentime on Twitter the same thing as reading a book
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2 years
(flirting) i have a panic attack every time i see u
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1 year
omw to create some boundaryless inappropriate friendships with men
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2 years
itโ€™s not a thirst trap i always look like that
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what if my soulmateโ€™s a Loser
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i only date men under 5โ€™9
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im not just an ex im The Ex
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pov weโ€™re on a date and u suggest the garlic bread
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2 years
some of us decide to work in an office and some of us decide to be Insane on Twitter
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2 years
jesus died for my sins so i might as well make the most of them
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2 years
my purpose in life is literally to sit in the sun
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3 months
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2 years
tell me Why no one ever Talks to Me at the gym
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3 years
all of my exes completely disappeared from social media after dating me what does this mean
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4 months
who is my celebrity look-A-like do Not say anyone less than Hot
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2 years
just ordered the Subway sandwich i came up w/ at age 7 at age 23 i will not stray from the blueprint
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2 years
everyone wants to be my friend no one wants to fuck
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3 years
$20 and iโ€™ll Knock you Out
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2 years
if u pick yoshi on mario kart ur gay
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2 years
olivia rodrigoโ€™s good 4 u evokes a v specific mindset and memories of a v specific time does anyone feel this way
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2 years
โ€œexplain this gap in ur resumeโ€ Men on Twitter were paying my rent
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2 years
looking for an appropriate Man to put sparkly lip gloss on, found No One
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in the Bathtub for Dramatic effect
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on public transit Ironically
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here to Stomp all over U
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1 year
in third grade u decide if u can do mental math and the decision is forever
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On my way! to get my Science Degree
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nothing is embarrassing if ur not embarrassed
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2 years
u can be rlly good at the Internet and rlly bad at real life
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if u have a crush on me i want to know
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heโ€™s a 10 but he calls u dude in bed
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2 years
would U pick Me for your Dodgeball team ???
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9 months
4!! months!!!! sober!!!!!!!!
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1 year
idk
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2 years
omw to a funeral for my Haters
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hello welcome to ur spin class Prepare to Die
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me when someone tells me to act natural
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2 years
why not follow back every single person that follows me. they obviously think iโ€™m Funny and/or Hot. we have mutual beliefs and should be Friends
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2 years
you too can gain 3000 followers in 2 months by being unapologetically Insane
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u simply Cant tell this face No
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i can change a man. for the Worse
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ok but what if a new boyfriend Does fill the void
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sometimes i Stare at ppl until they give me what i Want
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the tension btwn me and airport security while im in the full-body scan
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pilates Mom activated
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this was supposed to be 0.5x and iโ€™m mad abt it
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still no leads on an occupation i can tolerate for the next 40 years
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people are Shocked when beautiful, Gorgeous women such as Myself follow them
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using my pretty privilege to act Insane
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3 years
Your worst nightmare at the DMV
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normalize calling in sick when the vibes r off
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my love language is being mean
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pov: u snap a pic
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2 years
i want my tan back and SAD gone
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donโ€™t be nice to men theyโ€™ll always think ur flirting w/ them
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2023 is looking good in Orange
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iโ€™ll smoke weed and get scared if i want to
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2 years
buy me a sundress so i can get Railed
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giving my sneaky link a gentle forehead kiss (manipulative)
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u canโ€™t always get what u want but I Can
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this face ?? not Guilty !!!
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2 years
got banned from Tinder how will I meet my husband </3
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a man who likes u will be Incredibly Nervous and u can always tell
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3 years
going to go get Snacks do you guys want anything ????
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men hate when i talk about my other boyfriends
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ya im a squirter (my mouth sometimes does that thing at the dentist)
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pass me the sangria pitcher Pronto
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u would think a whale is just a rlly big fish but No
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me & my emotional support animal against the World
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if im wearing all Black at the gym for Ur Safety do Not approach Me
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men Love to replace their gfs w/ a Drinking problem
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making an OF to tell jokes fully clothed
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