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@michaeI11_
mikey
10 months
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Andrew Tate
10 months
My mother has had a heart attack and is in hospital. I am going to court tomorrow to request an emergency visit to London.
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@michaeI11_
mikey
7 months
The guy was 7 years old when Scholes called it a day, come on. The best midfielder you’ve seen at the club is Ander Herrera
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
7 months
Kobbie Mainoo names his footballing heroes 👀
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mikey
7 months
Thought a new RLC slander name had dropped
@yakobper90
Yakob
7 months
We need to ban Lotus Biscoff Cheesecakes from Muslim households man I've had ENOUGH. It's like water to these people every minute I scroll on tiktok during Ramadan it's lotus lotus lotus.
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10 months
@Crxigg_ Zip them up when you’re done
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mikey
6 months
For a guy who’s clearly absolutely seething he handles this pretty well. I can remember a certain club captain completely ignoring the manager
@beINSPORTS_EN
beIN SPORTS
6 months
What do you think of the reaction of Mo Salah to being substituted? #beINPL #LIVSHU #LFC
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@mxrwanlfc It’s one thing doing it normally but in the Olympics that’s not right at all. A silver medal actually means a hell of a lot to plenty of Olympians
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mikey
9 months
We’d never concede a single one lol
@MailSport
Mail Sport
9 months
MLS penalties in the 90's were something else...🤯 If your life depended on it, which one player past or present, are you choosing to score? 🤔 #MLS
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2 months
West Indies possibly the only team in the whole of sport where I’m happy for them to do well against my own team
@ESPNcricinfo
ESPNcricinfo
2 months
"I joked with him... I have a wife and kids!" 😅 Kavem Hodge on facing Mark Wood's 'brutal' 97mph bowling ⚡ #ENGvWI
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4 months
Used to be you could name a squad of established first team players. Not anymore. Because of Doak
@LewisBower2021
Lewis Bower
4 months
Ben Doak (18) has been named in the provisional Scotland squad for Euro 2024. A massive achievement - first call-up to the senior squad.
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@Crxigg_ So am I 👍
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2 months
They’ve uprooted the English game for this…
@SkyCricket
Sky Sports Cricket
2 months
Notable players in the men's Hundred this year 🌟
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I can’t believe this was the same time of year as it is now. It was 4°C when I woke up this morning
@englandcricket
England Cricket
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#OnThisDay in 2019 @JofraArcher took 6-62 on an absorbing day of ashes cricket! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ENGvAUS 🇦🇺 @laithwaites | Vintage Moments
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@LeftCM Yes 👍👍
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2 months
Brian Lara - because he never scored a hundred in India - is obviously rubbish!
@sujeetsuman1991
Sujeet Suman
2 months
Harry Brook is such a fine talent, It's very unfortunate that he didn't travel to India. He looks so good in English Conditions but We can't judge him until he scores runs in India, which will be a litmus test for him. A talent to watch for future.
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8 months
Whoever it was told him to change his run-up, I wanna shake your hand
@WisdenCricket
Wisden
8 months
Mark Wood's Test record over the last five years is outstanding. #INDvENG
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8 months
This is why I don’t think there’s any bowler in history he doesn’t chat to. The fact he’s had a long career means his stats are obviously not going to be as good. But for a long time now he’s been putting up McGrath numbers. And he’s about to overtake Shane Warne.
@WisdenCricket
Wisden
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215 wickets @ 22.19 🤯 James Anderson's Test bowling stats since turning 35 are remarkable 👏 #INDvENG
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2 months
The suits have got it so badly wrong. Nobody prefers this to Test cricket. The crowd are politely applauding. They insult people’s intelligence by insinuating that cricket needs to be dumbed down. If I could understand it as a seven year old, anyone can.
@thehundred
The Hundred
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Jonny Bairstow's looking to be in fine form tonight at Sophia Gardens 🤩 #TheHundred | @jbairstow21
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mikey
3 months
They shouldn’t be allowed to take part then. Why do they deserve special treatment?
@CricCrazyJohns
Johns.
3 months
INDIAN TEAM IS UNLIKELY TO TRAVEL TO PAKISTAN FOR CHAMPIONS TROPHY...!!! - BCCI will ask ICC to host matches in Dubai or Sri Lanka. [ANI]
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8 months
People who prefer white ball cricket simply have reduced brain capacity. It really is that simple.
@ESPNcricinfo
ESPNcricinfo
8 months
Which format is it for you? 👑 #INDvENG
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7 months
What a nasty thing to say about someone
@ESPNcricinfo
ESPNcricinfo
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Nathan Lyon on Glenn Phillips: "the boys are saying he's probably the Marnus of New Zealand cricket - just absolutely loves it" ❤️ #NZvAUS
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@mxrwanlfc Very lucky not to have broken his leg
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8 months
Obviously the comms said absolutely nothing about this. Had this been a Rabada or a Robinson it would’ve dominated discourse for a week.
@ESPNcricinfo
ESPNcricinfo
8 months
Jasprit Bumrah has been officially reprimanded and handed a demerit point for breaching Level 1 of the ICC code of conduct. "The incident occurred in the 81st over of England’s second innings, when Bumrah, after completing his follow through, deliberately stepped in Ollie Pope’s
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1 month
Root is an Ashes 100 down under away from leapfrogging Steve Smith. It’s very close as it is
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mikey
3 months
Good man. Can’t believe people had an issue with this.
@TheCricketerMag
The Cricketer
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Harry Brook hoping to give USA a "good battering" ahead of crunch Super 8s clash #ENGvUSA | #T20WorldCup
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I’m not being reactionary when I say this genuinely makes them awful people
@SCARFYYYY
harry™ 🏳️‍🌈
1 month
rice, odegard, white, trossard all embracing thomas partey after the goal there
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Can’t be too critical of England in that test tbh. Bowled them out for par twice (even with one of their guys having a day out) and then blown away by the best bowler in the world. 399 was never really on, and we scored nearly 300 on a 4th innings subcontinent pitch.
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Your boyfriend has "3/92" in his twitter bio
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2 years
@NeilMalhotra4 @TheEuropeanLad Which is mad because that’s when he was at his peak
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2 months
Mixed feelings about this generally but to do it in the Olympics is dead wrong. Lots of athletes in different sports on a fraction of the money he’s on work incredibly hard for those.
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
2 months
🇫🇷💔 Michael Olise was the only France player to take off the silver medal after losing to Spain. (Eurosport)
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
Leah Kate announces her debut album, ‘SUPER OVER,’ releasing September 15. Pre-save:
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Just realised how blessed we all not to have to listen to Rishabh Pant behind the stumps for 5 tests. Or watch him bat.
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@kyran_phelps @DillonGroves @tancredipalmeri It is that deep. Did you see the reaction he got? Imagine a young gay footballer seeing that.
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Under Bayliss we were one of the best white ball sides the world had ever seen, and just as good at Test cricket as we are now. We didn’t know how good we had it.
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@itwasjacob @RoryStewartUK He’s even more down to earth now
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2 years
He says in his WEEKLY COLUMN
@NHoultCricket
Nick Hoult
2 years
Michael Vaughan: I want people to realise what it’s like to be cancelled
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8 months
I think this is why I didn’t properly appreciate Pope’s innings until close of play. When commentators are saying no more than “that’ll be 4 runs” it takes some of the gloss off.
@nikshepinnit
nikshep
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My biggest sports ick is when something amazing happens and the commentators do not show any excitement about it
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@Nabyllionaire
R8 🚜🌾
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Jude's story's soooooo fake how's he already playing Dortmund in a UCL final in his first season away
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@CFC_Q_ @xasila7 @Ifcibrahim @nuyorknites Minamino, Benteke, Ibe, Lovren, Moreno, Markovic, Shaqiri. See, I can be stupidly disingenuous too
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@LJC_1872 @L3wis21A What is your point?
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He’s had a decade of putting up ATG numbers. That is worthy of McGrath, Marshall convos. I don’t care what anyone says.
@ESPNcricinfo
ESPNcricinfo
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How Jimmy just got better and better 🍷
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@Nabyllionaire He’s 20/21 Salah
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@davidwarner31 @TheMatildas When good teams go 2-1 up, they end up winning 3-1
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I bet he pinky promised not to play a scoop
@theanalyst
simon hughes
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So what did the pinky signal mean?
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@LFCLaurie Main reason for that is he’s not actually from our academy
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9 months
Crawley first ball, cheers
@Itzshreyas07
𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐬𝐌𝐒𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐧™
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Best shot of 2023?
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8 months
I reckon the guy who’s actually done it in a World Cup final 👍
@Cricketracker
CricTracker
8 months
Which bowler do you think can defend this in their prime? 🇿🇦 Dale Steyn 🇱🇰 Lasith Malinga 🇮🇳 Jasprit Bumrah 🏴Jofra Archer or any other?
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Would like a bit more fuss about Joe Root’s genuinely exceptional bowling in the match
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He absolutely nailed it. I felt like I was going insane listening to Shastri carrying on.
@MihailsCdoleman
Mihails Cdolemans
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For those thinking Root was lucky. Take a look here without ultra edge. Watch the deviation after the ball passes the bat. Clear deviation. #INDvENG
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Australia will beat us 6-0 in 5 tests
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The media knows exactly what they’re doing ffs, we are absolutely not favourites. India want to pretend they’re the underdogs so they’re blameless if they lose and heroes if they win.
@ESPNcricinfo
ESPNcricinfo
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England favourites for Rajkot? #INDvENG
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Absolutely wasted as a streamer. He is legitimately a freak athlete
@scubaryan_
ryan 🤿
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Speed just jumped over his Cristiano Ronaldo wrapped Lamborghini 😭😭
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@Gerald_yea @AnfieldLeak It’s literally a Beatles song you melon
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I’m so mad we’re not touring there for ages
@englandcricket
England Cricket
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🗓️ #OnThisDay in 2016... Broady dismissed five batsmen for just a single run, taking 6-17 against South Africa in Johannesburg 🇿🇦 🥁 Take it away, @StuartBroad8 ...
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Really grim he’s been pushed into releasing information he should’ve been able to put out on on his own terms. All because IPL fans can’t respect a guy’s privacy. Hope he’s okay
@Harry_Brook_88
Harry Brook
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8 months
Thought Bairstow played extremely well this morning. Got an unplayable delivery
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@BenWhiteLines @Tgarratt10 You should be though. How is it ever going to improve if you don’t demand improvement?
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@SeanDOlfc The big thing for me was how confident he was on the ball
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@louiecamron His fall off was absolutely ghastly though. Some of the worst goalkeeping errors you’ll ever see in his last season and a half
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@Aurarri @arleetiff Has he stopped trafficking women?
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1 year
@Ben_Wisden Bairstow last summer
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Win-win 👍
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If Australia don’t win this they’re a generation of chokers. Headingley, Gabba, entire 2023 Ashes…
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Lord’s is the worst test ground in the country 👍
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Run-in Darwin is going to change our lives
@Nabyllionaire
R8 🚜🌾
7 months
Something actually clicked with Nuñez recently 😭😭😭😭😭
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Love cricket
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@UberEatsFan_ I cannot get over how much Sunak looks like a Wallace and Gromit character
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I would give so much for a fully fit summer of Jofra Archer
@SussexCCC
(C) Sussex Cricket 🏆
7 months
Jofra’s taken another wicket and broken the stump! 🚨
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Ffs that is genuinely advantage India
@CricCrazyJohns
Johns.
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Shreyas Iyer is likely to miss the last 3 Tests against England due to Stiff back & groin pain. [Express Sports]
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I don’t know anyone who preferred Ronaldo who wasn’t a genuine moron with a whole tub of gel on their head
@Culturecams
Kam #8🏁
11 months
All i can say is if you were from London and a barcelona/Messi fan in school, you were most likely a neek. Real ones were CR7 & Madrid. Its facts.
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@m4ch0mmy @SeanDOlfc He’s one of the most intelligent forwards about lol
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Why do Indian cricketers sledge like 9 year olds who’ve just discovered the concept of ‘being mean’. It’s agonising to listen to.
@77ftw_
zahana⚓️
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🫶🏻🫶🏻
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I was told Cam Green is the second coming of Imran Khan but he finds himself as Australia’s third best all rounder
@WisdenCricket
Wisden
1 year
An extraordinary innings from Michael Neser, taking Glamorgan from 93-7 past 400 against Leicestershire. It's his second consecutive County Championship hundred - should he be in line for an Australia Test recall for the Old Trafford Test? #Ashes2023
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@lfcJ7_ A crowd that actually makes noise helps
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The fucks he on about
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@ChristopherHPE In fairness I think he’d already made a run and not been picked out. He was in the process of moving back onside when Elliott got the ball and crossed it
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@RW3Timelord I think he changed it when he was joining Dortmund. Because I remember it being Håland and too many people were mispronouncing it so he decided to just go along with it. Utter woke nonsense
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@cmckopite1983 @cuntpunter77 What makes you say that
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@16BYBABYK33M Not to sound like I’m up his arse here but if he was weaker he’d have just lost the arm wrestle rather than half his arm staying where it was and the other half snapping
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@cricketjim1 Sky’s cricket coverage is just miles clear of any sport on any channel
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Keir Starmer thinks Israel is a woman but he doesn’t think trans women are women
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
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“Israel has every right to defend herself” Labour leader Keir Starmer says the “perpetrators of [the attack on Israel] have deliberately pushed back the prospect of peace agreements” #BBCLauraK
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@eugeneh84 And at the start it’ll show all the interviewees getting set up with their mics
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I bang on about him so much but I genuinely reckon only Neuer can chat to him
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He’s so so so so good.
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@Samrat01896109 Yeah, that’s exactly what I’ve said. You’ve got me bang to rights!
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@mxrwanlfc He could’ve gone in with half the force and it’d still be a red. Crazy thing to do
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@fish100 @ShaunlfcT What principles of the city do FSG share?
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@BenjaminOCall @KULUZEBSKl He voted remain if I recall correctly
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@ElZamani19 @Ic3Evaa There is nothing wrong with “commies” 👍
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@_bubblxs Think of everyone he’s coached too, insane praise
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@GingertabsT @JMCFCLOL You are very plainly an idiot, goodbye
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T20 World Cup means absolutely nothing to anyone in this country. I had forgotten about it the evening after we won it.
@huwzat
Huw Turbervill
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People saying 'heads should roll' but this captain/coach won T20 World Cup last year. Re: central contracts, Rob Key on Sky now, seems to have done well trying to keep franchises at bay. Slightly confused him saying Stokes will know more in a year when new TV deal kicks in...➡️
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@hashu_10 @Mxhbappe Sancho got sent to boarding school for free because Watford spotted him. Mané had to play in boots with holes in them, and still managed to get a contract with a Ligue 1 side
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mikey
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Why doesn’t he take every pen like that?
@BarcaWorldwide
Barça Worldwide
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🇦🇷🗣️ Lionel Messi: “I studied the Croatian goalkeeper's penalty saving technique with Rulli and Emiliano Martinez. They told me that he moves in one direction and blocks balls that come at the bottom of the goal very well, so I had to shoot the penalty in this way.”
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Ahh that morning when Root and Bairstow knocked those runs off against India. Probably the peak of Bazball so far
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mikey
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This is what happens when a 6 year old says “watch this”
@BoxingKingdom14
Boxing Kingdom
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Ryan Garcia launching 65 punches in 8 seconds.
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