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@melanatedho
KEVJ ♒️
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Sex appeal is an energy. It’s an aura. Not a body type.
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4 years
Can’t buy stocks, can’t sell crack, can’t do shit in America
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4 years
Niggas wit no job should not be able to get in they girl car & recline the seat. Nigga sit up so u can see who’s hiring
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U eva hear a song that’s just a little too specific to yo current situation & ur just listening to the lyrics like this
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U let yo bad days affect u too much. U don't let yo good days affect u enough. Fix that.
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4 years
I got a confession y’all........... I be eating oatmeal
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4 years
Ima smoke first before anything & that’s on Mary had a little gram
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2 years
I love a lil coochie soreness lol small reminder of how I got my shit beat like a bongo
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4 years
Me admiring how pretty I am in da mirror high af
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4 years
Erykah Badu really told a nigga “I guess I’ll see ya next lifetime.... maybe we’ll be butterflies...” 😭
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2 years
A one bedroom apartment should not be over $1,000.
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5 years
“How much y’all rent?” - when black people like yo house
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KEVJ ♒️
4 years
A nigga can say “only bitches with good pussy eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch” then here come u corny hoes talking bout “Omg that’s ALL I eat”
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4 years
Smoking weed after I smoke weed >>>>>>>>>>
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KEVJ ♒️
5 years
Stop begging mfs to see where u coming from & start fucking wit ppl who already feel u
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5 years
We too old for 21 questions. U eat ass or not
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4 years
I prefer being soft. Me being aggressive & shit is a defense mechanism. I’m my best me in my soft state.
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My soul is desperately calling for a new environment
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When I pop up married I don’t wanna hear shit.. no u wasn’t invited to the wedding hoe it was a real nigga party
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2 years
Don’t snort cocaine around me cause my eyes gon be big wit astonishment & u ain’t gon be able to enjoy yo high
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2 years
Fingering is honestly such a beautiful thing. When a mf really know how to throw up the proper gang signs inna coochie... best feeling ever.
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3 years
Clubbing is not fun to me. I like to do oddball shit. Let’s be adventurous. Let’s go hiking. Let’s go camping. Try an escape room. Hit the beach/lake. Go ride ATV’s. Anything else.
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2 years
When u riding & they grab yo hips n start pounding yo shit from below. >>>>>
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4 years
I rebuke all evil spirits & negative vibes towards me 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿
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5 years
Bitches will tell u another bitch whole life story then turn around & say “what’s going on with u though” girllll not a fucking thing
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4 years
After a certain age ion care about yo sad story. Shit my story was sad too, either u mold or fold
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3 years
I need some head, America.
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3 years
If yo pussy gon have me wearing matching outfits & color coordinating.... I want sum
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3 years
Ion wanna deal with people who take u out of character then act like u the one tripping.. that’s that weirdo shit.
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6 years
Lil Wayne & Nicki getting old as shit
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3 years
U can stalk my social media & still know nothing about my personal life. This is fun & games pls remember dat
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5 years
I don’t pretend like I got shit together. Some days I be straight. Some days I be deep in my thoughts. Some days I’m in my feelings. Some days I’m thuggin. Some days I’m hella happy. It is what it is.
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5 years
U ain’t been in a real relationship if u ain’t never packed all yo shit & then stayed 😂
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KEVJ ♒️
4 years
When shit don’t go my way
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2 years
I think there’s a point in yo healing journey where u stop trying to convince other people to do the right thing. U observe their choices, understand their character, & decide what u gon allow in yo life
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4 years
I’m not sparing nobody this year. People move & do shit without care or regards for others so easily... It’s my turn now
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3 years
It’s ok to be nice to other women. Idk why bitches be feeling like it gotta be animosity or competition. It can literally be all love, all empowerment.
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2 years
Y’all still talk to the person u had the best sex wit or nah?
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7 years
Only black mfs calculate they check before they even start the job 😭... be in that mf like....
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6 years
I’m not blocking no more family members from my Facebook.. yes I eat pussy aunt Debra & u do crack.. so..
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4 years
I like niggas that’s steppers. Show me something... all that lip jacking don’t do shit for me. Actions. We like actions over here.
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3 years
I always thought if I be good to people that they will be good to me. But in reality, life don’t work that way. People are going to be who they are, think what they think, do what they do.
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5 years
When u fuck wit someone their posts hit different 😂 fuck u talking about
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4 years
Romantic stuff without having to ask for it TOP TIER
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2 years
I’m 1/2 nigga, 1/2 princess. Cope.
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2 years
I’m glad I got a young face. People be shocked when I tell em how old I am.
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4 months
Do crabs have thighs? Cause I’m tired of the legs… I need the big meat.
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2 years
Aquarius’ gon show u every time who the big dawg really is 😂
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4 years
I love reassurance. I love affection. I love understanding. I love sincerity. I love integrity. I love genuine motives.
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5 years
“I wiLL GiVE u tHe wOrLd bAbYgIRL u jUsT gOtTa bE wOrTh iT”
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4 years
This combo is top tier.
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2 years
A nut a day keeps the attitude away.
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KEVJ ♒️
6 years
Casual sex is beyond dead. Don’t nobody wanna fuck as friends. I wanna eat with u, be around u, introduce u to my family, share memories, make u apart of my life bitch this ain’t for fun
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KEVJ ♒️
4 years
My good sis was securing love & dick for the reincarnation 😭 I stan
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7 years
Stop calling these niggas Zaddy if they ain’t paying no Zent or Zills.. zf
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KEVJ ♒️
6 years
A lil coochie hair ain’t bothering no real nigga
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KEVJ ♒️
3 years
U ain’t a bad bitch if the inside of yo microwave dirty 😖
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3 years
I’m not afraid to say I need other people. I need love, I need my tribe & I need family. That’s what life’s all about.. we weren’t created to be alone & I’ll never say I don’t need anyone cause we all do.
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2 years
I date to date. Idk if this is gonna work out or not, I’m just enjoying the ride. I hate allat “marriage or nothing” talk. Bitch we chilling.
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2 years
Go to the bathroom like regular ashamed people.
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4 years
We in a whole panini & y’all worried bout ME?????
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KEVJ ♒️
3 years
good like pink lemonade 🍋
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6 years
“DayDay..... is this yo couusin?!?”
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2 years
Ima enjoy every moment of it too.
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2 years
Why do y’all get weird when someone cares enough to tell u an uncomfortable truth? It’s like y’all don’t want people to be real about how u show up in life.
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4 years
Lmaooooooo y’all know the good thing bout words? They’re interchangeable 😂 get off my coochie lips lmaoooooo I’m only blocking people being rude.
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KEVJ ♒️
3 years
Bitches be like “yo fav rapper be in my inbox” & they be talking bout Sage The Gemini
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4 years
3rd night no pussy. I can’t hear out my left eye 😨
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4 years
When she moan in ya mouth 😍
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@TheKBGawd @SincerelyRW LMFALOOOOOOO I know his soul be hurt
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6 years
Being called babe or baby by someone u don’t like feels like sexual harassment 😭😭😭😭😭
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3 years
Asking for clarification before taking things out of context >>>>
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3 years
She don’t want a good morning text she want a cashapp notification
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4 years
Me watching myself throw it back in the mirror
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@DTXKB “I ain’t know y’all partied like THIS”
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6 years
I need my pussy ate like a mango
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4 years
How I sleep every night knowing nobody gon come to me as a woman
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4 years
I never defend my character because I know I treat people good. If u feel like I don’t it’s probably because u on foul shit & that don’t have shit to do with me.
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6 years
When ya nigga in ya ear motivating ya nut >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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3 years
hey 💕
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4 years
Smoking weed in the morning is therapeutic
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@vixenvarie It’s alive & well in the lesbian community
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5 years
Jayda & Alexis going back n fourth over this nigga? Yuck
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4 years
Ugly nipples can ruin the whole pair of titties
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2 years
I’m tryna fuck in a haunted house this year
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4 years
Black people with cats intrigue me.. like out of all animals... yo black ass decided a cat.
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4 years
Anyone else been feeling really weird lately???? Like ur mind is all over the place & u don’t know whether ur okay or not???? Bro this is fucking weird
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6 years
Cheating is one thing but u told this bitch I couldn’t cook ?!?!
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2 years
If u see this Pooh I know u miss this super soaker 5000 😂😘
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7 years
Swae Lee look like Eartha Kitt
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3 years
If u eat pussy & make eye contact that’s demon behavior
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6 years
Smoking is my thing... like some people drink.. some people smoke cigarettes.. weed is my thing. I don’t think I’ll ever stop smoking. I be big chilling
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4 years
Talk shit get what???????????? 😭
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2 years
Me on top.
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6 years
When herbo said “I got time for one bitch & that’s mine because I’m busy hoe” >>>>>>
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4 years
The best sex is when it's like 3/4 in the morning & y’all cuddle & go right back to sleep afterwards.
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6 years
I knew I was picky when I was on Pornhub on page 62 and still looking
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