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“Don’t let anyone put you down,because only you know your true potential” - Craig Breen (1990 - 2023) 🇮🇪 🕊️ 🇮🇪

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined August 2010
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
2 years
Also known as Wotifai Reflex. 😂
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2 years
Galant reflex is a newborn reflex elicited by holding the newborn face down & stroking along one side of the spine: the normal reaction is the newborn laterally flexing toward the stimulated side [more: ] [📹]
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10 months
CS Interior >>>>>
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momo 🇵🇹
10 months
‘Babe’ or ‘Baby’ ?
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3 years
Alafu barabara ya free ya chini mmsema tuendelee na Rhino Charge sio?
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Kenya National Highways Authority (KeNHA)
3 years
**Keep Calm, the Expressway is almost done** Contrary to speculative information circulating in some social media platforms, this is to notify the public that the Nairobi Expressway is not yet open to traffic.
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2 years
@Kalasinga_ Wapitishwe kwa the lower one for some Rhino Charge just for the culture. 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
2 years
Let us keep that “Medicine is a calling/passion” BS out of debates that involve HCWs demanding for proper working conditions and renumeration!!
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JaPrado.
2 years
What medical opinion will have you like this?
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Ati nilipe 650K to UoN so that I work for free plus get abused and belittled daily in the name of furthering my studies? Miss me with that please! Nishukishe!!!!
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Wengine wako weddings na ruracio sisi tuko SOCRATES na JACCLOWD. 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Are you even a HCW if you don’t own these bad boys? 😅
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Heh. Wadau, si mnakunywa Azithromycin kama multivitamins. Weh! 😞
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
5 years
First of all, God ni Msoh! 💯 Dr Jeffrey A. Osoro. 01. 10. 2019. #MBChBInTheBag 👨🏾‍⚕️ 🥼
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
2 years
Even if it is an emergency, DON’T STUDY MEDICINE!
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A wife's doctor
2 years
Unless it's an emergency, don't study Medicine.
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3 years
@RetiredCdev Relax…by the time it is up and running all of us will know a guy at the tills…the rest is self explanatory. 😅
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
7 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 These lads are outta control! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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7 years
#TheGrandTour Season 2. Still British. Sorry.
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2 years
Med Twitter did the ting! Congratulations to the new 5th Years in the house! 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Anyway, let’s chase that chapati. 😭
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3 years
I may look okay but I just want physical CMEs to resume. 😭
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Hiyo Space haina CPD points? 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
10 months
Carla. ❤️ Special s/o to one man @mbarani for literally making this posbo. 👊🏽
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Larry Madowo
10 months
Last day of 2023. What’s something you’re really proud of from this year?
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Gastritis Mondays. 💀 Si at least mkule mkipiga sherehe. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
4 years
Nausea, Vomiting, Diarrhoea. 😁
@LifeofMedstudnt
#LifeofaMedStudent
4 years
Fever, Jaundice, and Right Upper Quadrant Pain! #LifeofaMedStudent
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
1 year
And this weekend we celebrate the newest doctors on the block! The UoN Class of 2023! Very few things come close to seeing your name on that pass list! 💯
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
2 years
“Usimuone hivyo huyu ni Daktari!” 💀
@naizlev
2 years
MEN,what can your woman brag about you?
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2 years
I will be gifted a VW Golf GTI MKVI. 🕯️
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chebetonsteroids
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Manifestation is crazy
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3 years
The only CBC mimi natambua ni Complete Blood Count. 💀
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
5 years
Yesternight was such a vibe!!! Congratulations to the UoN MBChB Class of 2019! 🥼 👨🏾‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🎓
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
To the owner of this, Please keep her safe and clean for me. I shall contact you very soon with an appropriate offer. 😍
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
2 years
Quality of life >>>> Cement Twitter
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Dr Andrew Githiria
2 years
If your annual rent is more than your two months' salary, you're in a wrong apartment ~ Pius Muchiri Mugo, CFA.
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@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
8 months
Nakhumicha to medics: I’m helpless
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
If I got a dollar for every time someone goes like “You have a pretty good handwriting for a doctor” I’d be driving a Pearl white w212 Mercedes AMG E63 S. 😁
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Dear universe, I see you!
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Always nice seeing your classmates doing the ting! 💯 Upwards and onwards!
@Gee_Muri
 Gee Kadere 🇰🇪
3 years
Dr Kawira, someone I’ve grown up with playing kalongolongo with, getting punished with and such came today to pick her new VW Golf. I’m soooo proud of her yaani
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
@nelson_guya Pale Westlands roundabout ni quarry bana!
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
I felt this one. 😭😭😭😭
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Mimi naweza sahau niko live nianze kujiwatch. 😂
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Larry Madowo
3 years
What you don’t see see on TV
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
School year dates locked! 🔒 This is THE year!! 🎓 Ok, let’s do this one last time. 👨🏾‍⚕️
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
4 years
Asubuhi asubuhi chapati albino na maji ya kuoga. 😂
@INFLUENCERjr
WHYMYCATISSAD
4 years
Mko wapi?
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Ukiingia pale Resp Exam station ya OSCE upate ni patient unajua diagnosis yake lakini examination findings haujui any! 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Nothing really beats that feeling when you see your name on that pass list! It is different high! Congratulations to the new Daktaris in the house! 👏🏾
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Sisi wa “CT management as per T-sheet” ndio tuko plantation wengine wakiwa Diani. 😫 Anyway, locomotion is the name of the game.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
2 years
Meanwhile their Cuban counterparts in KE are being paid like MPs! Wow! Just wow! 🤦🏾‍♂️
@citizentvkenya
Citizen TV Kenya
2 years
50 Kenyan doctors in Cuba living in deplorable conditions; KMPDU wants the exchange program stopped, audit done.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Yup! It is our time to leave.
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
3 years
53 more Cuban doctors arrive in Kenya
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
2 years
Another day to go to work and hope some politician notices me and gives me a promotion.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Ceftriaxone & Metronidazole. 😁
@Saddam_KE
Saddam
3 years
Name me a better duo.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
CORRECT!! 5th Year ni pure sherehe! 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Manifesting a Mumama this year. 😅
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
4 years
Scrub Nurse:
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💉Josh RooOOoobin, MD 🩺
4 years
The anesthesiologist when it’s Friday afternoon and they let the med student close
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
9 months
I’ve driven many cars but the way the GTi eats up those kilometres so effortlessly is something else. ❤️
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
8 months
Is this a joke to you??
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@jayteemuro
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8 months
There is no car that is admired and loved among my Kikuyu tribe than this beautiful piece of automotive engineering. A beauty.
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5 years
It’ll eventually give you a proper running stomach. 💀
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3 years
Kangaroo Father Care. 😅
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Leo imebidi tumeonyesha patients TL watuambie kama ingekuwa wao wangekuwa wanaona wagonjwa kweli. 😂
@Mwass_
Mwang!
3 years
Leo tuseme apart from lawyers wameenda court na madaktari wako surgery the rest of us hatujajenga nchi honestly 😂😂😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Mtu aniambie hii kitu ni calling nitakuwa namtumia hiyo fee structure apeleke infrontness mbali sana na mimi.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
My lab coats must think I’m dead. Heh! 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Reminder - I’m the only one who is poor in this Kanairo. 😭
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Lanos
3 years
Also in Nairobi, 2021 GLS 63.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
5 years
Every MBCHB VI student right now.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Tumia wadau wako Diani cost of maternity package pale Nrb Hospital na diapers za one year ndio wapunguze kiburi. Dhenks.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
4 years
It could have been any one of us. 💔 #RipDrMogusu .
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Meanwhile Nurse Covering at 2:53am.
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Manduku
3 years
Don't call me past 10pm unless you are drunk and want to confess your undying love for me.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Pale Pharmacology with a certain lecturer whomst we shall not mention. 💀
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
2 years
My gross vs net salary. 😫
@prisonersdilem5
Prisoners Dilemma Club
2 years
Is that food?!? 😳
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@MuchiriH @jayteemuro Sio mimba ulikuwa unahepa? 💀 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
2 years
Love and Light.
@liammb1984
Liam B
2 years
So what do we prescribe if we run out of penicillin and macrolides?
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@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
8 months
Poor roads don't have any accidents - CS Kipchumba Murkomen
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
5 years
1 minute niko Maldives, next minute naskia adulting inaaza next week Tuesday! SHUKISHA PLIS!!!!
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
4 years
Me, a whole doctor, Googling the chambers and valves of the heart. 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
5 years
Nap during class.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
4 years
Yuwa favourite blogger ameitwa “high decibel imbecile”! Weh! Ingekuwa mimi nimeambiwa hivyo ninadelete my whole account! 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
New month, new bills to pay. Hii adulting sitaki. 😔
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
*9pm.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
If you woke up today with peace of mind, thank God! 🙏🏾 If you didn’t, keep fighting, it’ll be well.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
I was waiting for a “Yaaaannniiii” to be dropped somewhere there. 😂
@mmagoha
Michael Magoha.
3 years
It’s Friday, please wear a seat belt. Be safe and avoid over speeding.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
2👨‍🎓1 9 is the year we secure the MBChB!
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
PARAMBULATION? 🤔
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Kuna mraia amesema doctors are being paid well in this Kanairo? Ningependa tu kujua kama tuko the same Kanairo ama I’m doing the wrong medicine?
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
I was that student guys. 😭😭😭 I’m scarred for life. 😭
@theDopeAgency
Dr. Hope_c_me_u
6 years
And finally to end this week in #surgerychronicles Lecturer: so asks question Student: I don't know. Lecturer: so if you were to hold a gun to your head and shoot, would you die?? Student: ummm Lecturer: No, you wouldn't because there is nothing in there, sindio?!
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
8 years
When you finally chuck the friendzone. 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Uber drivers will literally fight everyone at junctions and roundabouts then proceed to drive at 4kph. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
No new complaints. CT management.
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Name a more iconic duo… I’ll wait.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
4 years
They really do hate us. 💔
@NationBreaking
Nation Breaking News
4 years
HEALTH CS Mutahi Kagwe says State will renew contracts of Cuban doctors next year; ministry to give them vehicles to visit patients.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
5 years
Stage of Acceptance officially unlocked. ✅ Kutoka hapa ni “Ikuje vile itakuja”. 😑
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Cc Patients. Kind Regards, Doctors on Call.
@alisonmugavana
A pimp named slickback🕺🏽
3 years
This weekend is looking very stay at home ish🤩
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
God I see what you’re doing for others! 😭
@Siphe_S
Siphs ✨
3 years
Late entry but ✨July ✨
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
@Demawuh001 @Kalasinga_ Delete hii upus. Unajiaibisha bure! 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
@Kalasinga_ When you started speaking in “we”. 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
Happy Birthday Paji! 🙏🏾
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
GoK offices actually thrive on confusion and miscommunication. 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
5 years
New Interns!!!!!
@MM2021_Kenya
IFMSA MM2021 BID-Kenya
5 years
Congratulations🎊🎊🎆 to all the New Daktaris from Kenyatta University's and Moi University's Schools of Medicine. We are proud of you🎉🎉🎉🎉
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5 years
Michelle. 🤗
@Cityboyyyyyy
City Boy ✌🏾
5 years
There are some names that girls have and you just know there’s a 99% chance she’s fine😍😍 like Ashley and Vanessa
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
4 years
Lazima ilikuwa mtu wa Alliance huyo. 😂
@MogoiMark
Mark
4 years
Kuna siku nilikua nasomea cat siku ya mwisho chopi akapitia hapo akanishow 'you can never fatten a bull during the market day'😭💔 Sijawai recover😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Y’all are still getting married like for real for real? In this January plus parallelogram?! Wau! Wau! Wau!
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
5 years
Wau! This working life is the complete ghettaux! 😫
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
4 years
Maternity....MATERNITY!! The complete ghettaux! 😭
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
@bundi_b Ungemshow akuweke kwa feeding program kama mjunior ndio uongeze kilo angalau. 😅
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
Good morning from us. 😍
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
5 years
Coming into a hospital near you. These people aren’t ready!!!!
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Kirigha
5 years
I don't know if you lot know just how hot your incoming doctors are...gaddamn
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
3 years
Kwani harusi zinapeanwa free hapa nje kama merchandise za Betika na OdiBets? 🤨
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
Another paper, another learning experience! 😂
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
Just a small reminder. 😊
@Kar3Foward
Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
6 years
If you woke up today with peace of mind, thank God! 🙏🏾 If you didn’t, keep fighting, it’ll be well.
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Dr Jeffrey A Osoro™
4 years
From my mouth to God’s ears. 🙏🏾 #MercedesCrushMonday
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