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Max J. Rosenthal

2 months

Turns out mortgages and imminent children do not pay for themselves, so I'm very in the market for short-term work, particularly editing work, if anyone has it! I'm available until late October when all the lawyering starts

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Max J. Rosenthal

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2 years

let us never forget that minnesota captured the colors of a virginia unit at gettysburg and to this day tells virginia to fuck off whenever they ask for it back

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Incredible time for the cops to forget they have armored vehicles and surplus military weaponry and shit

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a jewish senator with a doctor wife we're never gonna hear the fucking end of this

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I'm told @ossoff is watching returns w/ his campaign team, but not his wife, Dr. Alisha Kramer. She is an OB-GYN and working an overnight shift, so she'll have to get the news b/w patients. #gasen #gapol

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Stahlke knows what's up

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And a very special shout-out to my man PVT Marshall Sherman of the 1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry. Who captured the regimental colors of the 28th Virginia and brought them home to Minnesota where they will stay until the end of time.

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when you remember that Minnesota is Cold Texas, the whole thing checks out

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legends.

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love the replies that are like "well it's your fault for not singlehandedly leading a nationwide proletarian revolution since your last shift, ta"

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Just make this the party motto

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republicans back at work trying to make sure future elections are sufficiently rigged, democrats making sure they take a couple of weeks to destress, read a good novel, just really recenter and practice gratitude

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Georgia House Speaker David Ralston says he is open to considering removing elections oversight from the Georgia Secretary of State’s office. He says that would not need a constitutional amendment. #gapol #ElectionTwitter @JordyFuchs

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learn one historical analogy that is not the Nazis challenge 2021

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Fox's Jeanine Pirro says the deplatforming of Parler, a haven for white supremacists, "is akin to a Kristallnacht," an infamous night of Nazi hate crimes against Jewish people.

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WHY WOULD YOU UNSTICK THE BOAT

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@BlairBraverman

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@lo_lifer this man's accent kicks ass

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My parents texted me on a Saturday morning within like two minutes of each other telling me to call my mom and they did not pause to think this would clearly make me assume that someone died

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Max J. Rosenthal

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You guys keep making jokes about Nevada being good at counting like that sort of thing doesn't get you in serious trouble there

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hey we got married

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I don't fully mean to brag though this is a brag but after an extremely mediocre 1L I just got straight As and I'm feeling real relieved and happy ngl

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@BlairBraverman canis familiaris in mid-airis

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Good evening

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Max J. Rosenthal

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there should be some kind of system where states in this general area could have their voting policies reviewed before they go into effect

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Judges have now found that Republicans in Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, South Carolina, and Florida all used their redistricting power to discriminate against Black voters after the 2020 census

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pretty fucked that @darth is always in hibernation for latke season, a literal celebration of cronchy potatoes

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absolutely destroying my conservatism was the greatest thing the Army ever did for me

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If you spend time in the military and don’t come out of it at least more receptive to socialism you really weren’t paying attention.

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did i pick a great time in journalism to be a journalist? no. but did i least pick a great time in law to be a lawyer? also no.

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HELLO THERE

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Came upstairs to get in bed and

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The face of someone who got a bully stick to help her calm down and instead spent an hour frantically looking for a place to bury it

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Fucking shameful

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NEW — The U.S. is rejecting over 90% of Afghans who were not evacuated last year and who are now seeking to enter the country on humanitarian grounds, government data show. They include family members of translators who helped the U.S. fight the Taliban.

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God I enjoyed not having him on TV every day so fucking much

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Attention: SNOOT

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Absolutely begging people to not cover, mention, or think about betting markets, you don't have to do it

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Area sun dial in operation

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@alex_hallowell I actually know when the train is showing up. Bus schedules are a black hole.

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@FootyScran @SpursOfficial not now footy scran

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I have lawed.

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WE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO SEE OUR ELDERLY RELATIVES THIS YEAR DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE

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imagine being so thirsty for rage clicks that you voluntarily show your ass to simone biles a second time

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I don't know if you've heard, but

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Area Dog Is Cat

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europeans looking at american social policies: the way you treat your working people is disgusting europeans refusing to give me american working people the only compensation they're legally allowed: that's praxis baby

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hey remind me what it's called when a right wing party believes it's the only one that's allowed to rule

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WILD in Michigan: advocates submitted a record number of signatures to put an abortion rights measure on the ballot, & Bureau of Elections confirmed it should qualify. But Republicans on Board of Canvassers just refused to allow that, throwing measure off:

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@rachelisblue @stteephhiie @ian_shin Rescue Ellies assemble

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oh just fucking indict him ffs

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Garland to Name Special Counsel to Determine Whether Trump Should Face Charges

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my dream bf: - commander of the armies of the north - general of the Felix legions - father to a murdered son - husband to a murdered wife - will have his vengeance regardless of timing

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My dream bf - 6ft - $300-500K total comp - very ambitious & driven - 27-33yo - brown eyes - loves nyc - rlly funny but a bit weird - rlly kind & has a moral system - not trust fund baby (self made) - good taste - good listener & planner - loves running & reading - loves me a LOT

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@darth I would like to share Ellie. Ellie would like to share ice cream.

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this man was an intellectual giant huh

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remember that these people simply don’t consider anything that’s not christianity to be a religion

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This is a deeply embarrassing thing for everyone to be getting the vapors about

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Doug is out here doing things for our people and I see you, buddy

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feels like maybe we should treat this as a coup because it's kind of a coup

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BREAKING: Explosive device found at RNC -- DNC has been evacuated.

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perfection, no notes

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Anna Sorokin, known for taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from friends and businesses while posing as a German heiress, says she's trying to move away from the "scammer persona" and plans to launch a collection of NFTs.

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Happy Ronaldo Is Sad Day to all who celebrate

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hey so

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@SpursOfficial cyberbullying works!

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thoughts and prayers to these clerks

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NEW: Judge Chutkan rejects Trump's motion to dismiss his criminal charges in DC based on vindictive and selective prosecution.

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every one of the @HuffPost staffers getting laid off today is someone who will make another newsroom better and smarter, hire them immediately

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Look at this face.

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did something happen in 1939

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tbf he is both

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“You’re the president,” the Today show anchor told Trump. “You’re not someone’s crazy uncle who can retweet whatever.” #QAnonDon

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if for any reason it had been a BLM group or something trying to storm the Capitol with the entire Senate inside there would be scores of people dead on the steps. Hundreds.

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they wanted to ask about when our kitchen reno is starting.

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@dieworkwear why would you do this

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@clapifyoulikeme Jews take note (complimentary)

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the founders never authorized an air force either but here we are

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The founders never intended for Washington DC to become a state.

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can we nominate someone else is it too late for that where are the goyim when you need them

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@AsteadWesley i too love too practice journalism and have no knowledge of what context is

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Would absolutely watch an entire season of The Crown about this interview specifically

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@joshchafetz big you can’t fire me vibes

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Hatch Act Prosecution Festival, people, I'm telling you

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At some point we need to talk about consistent and illegal abuse of the apparatus of the entire federal government to aid Trump's campaign.

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I want to see the alternate universe where Ichiro is a multiple Cy Young winner

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3,000 Hit Club Members...Pitching: Ichiro Wade Boggs Albert Pujols

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@ChairmanMilque @NickTagliaferro

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@mffisher that's not even what this statement says, but you're going to try to publicly shame them anyway?

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this is objectively funny and we just need to lean into it

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expel this motherfucker

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From our Francis Chung, Sen. Josh Hawley greeting protesters in the east side of the Capitol before riots began.

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if your police can't be bothered to prepare for and stop a literal insurrection that had a lot of advance press, maybe they shouldn't get funding

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@fordm they agreed on extremely shallow background

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WHY ARE THE OLDS LIKE THIS

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you can't expect me to follow local culture and customs when it's EXPENSIVE, mein gott

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I think the thing I would enjoy at the pettiest level would be a giant slew of Hatch Act prosecutions in January

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my parents got the vaccine 2021 is good

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Conte: I want this club to sign established star players Spurs:

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EXCL: Tottenham have agreed a deal to sign Chelsea striker Beth England. Move believed to be worth £250k, surpassing the previous record between two WSL clubs. England said goodbyes to Chelsea team-mates on Friday. More here:

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fun times for the Jews

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Ohio Senate candidate Michele Reynolds used the phrase "Jew you down" in a book she wrote and said Jews have a reputation for "not wasting resources." In a statement, her campaign said the statement came out of respect for Jews' reputation for "solid money principles."

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@AsteadWesley DO YOU THINK THAT INTENT MATTERS HERE

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Say happy birthday/adoptaversary to Ellie, people

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When you've got the hot goss, but in Yiddish

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@jbillinson tag yourself, i'm the little robot submarine bobbling awkwardly on a crane while the music cuts out

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@LethalityJane sgts major like GET OFF MY DAGGONE ELECTRONS

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the You Can't Have Nice Things Cabal

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The Collins-Manchin or Manchin-Collins group will be meeting with Biden econ advisers in coming days, per both Collins and Manchin Also, they are now calling themselves the Common Sense Coalition (which is what Collins called a different version of themselves in the past)

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who's gonna tell her Republicans will cut those ads no matter what she does or says

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Spanberger on the Dem caucus call: We lost races we shouldn’t have lost. Defund police almost cost me my race bc of an attack ad. Don’t say socialism ever again. Need to get back to basics. (Is yelling.)

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Rare non-window sill sighting

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@PitchingNinja in 2024 every ballpark will have a Max Scherzer installed

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I'm sorry just LOOK at this

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pelosi and schumer are just so wildly unequipped at every level to meet this moment and i'm SO ANGRY at how little even BEING IN THE CAPITOL WHILE IT IS SACKED can change their minds

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@jh_swanson @JustSayXtian this is unfortunately extremely funny

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@dog_rates Ellie feels you, Penny

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you absolutely love to see it

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Amazon Alexa is a “colossal failure,” on pace to lose $10 billion this year by @RonAmadeo

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Bayern have failed Harry Kane

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SMOOSH

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this slaps

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2022 PitchingNinja Award for Best First Pitch (under 103 year old division). 🏆 Winner: Alex Goligoski 🏒

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@mffisher genuinely what is the point of tweeting this?

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Republicans convinced many people in Florida that JOE BIDEN was a looney tunes Maduro-in-waiting while he was going around loudly proclaiming his love for cops

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@Lawmadillo Rachel Weisz, lord help me

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