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The Bro Tug

9 months

there’s still some news sites i can’t find anywhere else but I’m unfollowing a bunch of friends and good posters to reduce my use of this Bad Website you can find me at

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2 years

remember that these people simply don’t consider anything that’s not christianity to be a religion

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this is a confession to a revenge killing

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@GregAbbott_TX “unfortunately after the storm some Texans were left alive. i have taken swift action to correct that”

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lmao two proud boys at jan 6 said under oath they don’t know each other. prosecution has text messages showing they were close friends but the messages are so racist the judge says they’re too prejudicial to show the jury

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Judge: I agree with govt that this is relevant in that it shows a closeness. But given the particulars ... [the racism] i'm going to rule this out on [grounds that prejudice outweighs probative value]. AUSA Kenerson wants opportunity to make redactions. Judge: you can try. /19

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@AviMayer @nbcsnl weird how he said “population” and you bait-and-switched it to “citizens”

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@benvyle @MemeVVitch bosses every flu season: i want to be clear, if you suffer any flu symptoms, stay home employee: *takes sick day* bosses: no not like that

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one thing i learned while struggling with a disability is that everything you do to meet the company halfway, to avoid special treatment, everything you do to go the extra mile, is seen by the company as proof you don’t need any accommodations and/or you’re faking the disability

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@luulubuu @bombsfall

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@rixor14 @stumblebee i was literally drinking out of this glass as i read this tweet

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@elonmusk @hankgreen let me try to put this in a way you’ll understand

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@mtracey this is “not a tank” because it doesn’t resemble a tank, cannot be used for the same purpose as a tank, and is in all aspects almost, but not quite, utterly unlike a tank mtracey: yadda yadda yadda something something something im a journalist you can’t teach me “information”

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@mtracey it does not in fact resemble a tank, which you would know if you didn’t have a pathological resistance to ever learning even a single thing

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@kept_simple

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@koumeposter @TheWeightOfUwU @dellcam the right is getting better and better at comedy and it’s making the left nervous

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@deathcarpets @BrandyLJensen get in the robot rey or finn wil have to pilot it again

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@CBSNews CBS News confirms there is no police claim so ridiculous they won’t report it as fact

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@HenryKrinkIe i’ll fucking say it: conservatives think young leftist activists are paid and heavily coached to be dishonest because that’s what conservatives do with young conservative activists

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@TandemResisters @ChrisDJackson @small1ldy1 everyone who spent the past three decades yelling “pull your pants up” is wearing their facemask on their chin

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@mattyglesias nobody ever doubted this about you

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@nypost “hires”

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@redsteeze “it’s newsworthy that a black man who everyone agrees objectively did not kill anyone was acquitted of murder” perhaps does not make the point you think it does

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@KindaHagi @pattymo

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@GoodPoliticGuy @wspieler 100% of bosses say blatantly lying to their employees that their current salary is “industry standard” is an ethical practice

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@alanmonolith @dtmooreeditor @natluurtsema sympathy levels for the guy: plummeting

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@lib_crusher ninja turtles was from the era when cartoons literally ended with a 5-minute short where characters looked directly into the camera and said “don’t be racist”

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@Sharon_Kuruvila @edroso every conservative writer has an INSANE formational homoerotic origin story

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@nypost i always store my ice cream in halves of coffee cups with writing indicating it is concrete on them

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@jimmy_dore @MandelaFace @gnocchiwizard yes the horse version of penicillin is a horse drug

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@RottenInDenmark “my kids won’t think it’s wrong to be trans” is exactly what they’re panicking over and they explicitly say this is what they’re worried about

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@mtracey so what? 95 out of 100 laypeople would respond with the word “bee” if you asker them what this is, even though aside from a superficial visual resemblance a drone fly isn’t like a bee at all

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@custardloaf @_FleerUltra some trainers hold treats in their mouth so the dog focuses on their face instead of looking around, improving the dog’s attentiveness score

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@jmasseypoet “sure, the kind of masculinity Tate promotes is bad, but it’s feminists’ fault for TELLING people that kind of masculinity is bad”

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4 years

imagine thinking “the president must be allowed to rush through a justice for the explicit purpose of the justice confirming his re-election, without recusing” is an “excellent point” and not a “staggering admission of intent of naked corruption”

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Ted Cruz with an excellent point. If election is litigated can't risk having just 8 justices and the possibility of a deadlocked court. Could cause a constitutional crisis.

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@InternetHippo @HazelMonforton

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@James_Barr

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@sullydish if you think bari suffered from a hostile work environment wait until you hear about every POC who’s had to share a workplace with a jackass who keeps insisting The Bell Curve made some very good points

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@kept_simple i keep seeing right wingers say this is an attack by a “billionaire owned newspaper”, why do they keep doxxing private citizen jeff bezos

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what exactly do they teach about Salem in the weird conservative homeschools

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@nycsouthpaw @Atrios

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it’s genuinely amazing how many of these “nefarious” examples are “a conservative broke the rules and after some debate twitter let them get away with it”

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@ShellenbergerMD @bariweiss @JohnBasham @TitaniaMcGrath The group declares Huck’s an “edge case,” and though one notes, “we don’t make exceptions for jokes or satire,” they ultimately decide to leave him be, because “we’ve poked enough bears.”

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@RighteousTyrant im not even saying the judge is wrong but this is peak “proud boys”. has anything ever been more PB than this

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@ProfEmilyOster @TheAtlantic

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@forkazoo this article dismissing the idea that bans on abortion could infringe on religious beliefs was what inspired me to dig up that Scalia exchange. just pooh-poohing the idea that anyone but christians could possibly take religion seriously

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@stevanzetti @edroso one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen was when Steve Doocy had Victoria Jackson as a guest in an attempt to prove Tea Partiers weren’t crazy or extreme and getting more and more of a “i’ve made a huge mistake” face as the segment went on

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@dropkickpikachu @MKupperman no no no, the invisible hand of capitalism ensures that if anyone was price gouging, it wouldn’t work because their competitors would undercut their prices

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it’s very convenient that the “success path” of capitalism where prices stabilize as competitors reach maximum efficiency looks exactly like the “failure path” where prices stabilize through price fixing

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@RottenInDenmark school districts across the country: students are suffering so much mental health damage from a lack of human interaction it’s worth killing them with covid to provide it also school districts across the country:

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@stavvers @barnaclesiastes i’m just floored at how she went from “every vagina is different and every vagina is valid” to “here is a detailed catalog of which vaginas are acceptable” in two posts the instant she learned a transgender was involved

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@tyramail @MemeVVitch

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@MattBors now how will I point out you criticize american society despite living in american society

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@Paul_R_McDonald @MandelaFace @johncampea remember when that make-a-wish kid visited the set of Lost and IMMEDIATELY put a bunch of spoilers on the internet lol

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@MattWalshBlog thanks you for your health advice

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the media’s long and fervent obsession with the idea that the abortion issue is a loser for Democrats is a journalism scandal on par with Iraq War coverage

undecided voter

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Don't think its really sunk in yet that a solid chunk of reliable Republican voters are very uneasy, if not outright angry, with their party's abortion stance now.

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@BrooklynMFS @MonicaCKlein @RayForMayor @ShaunDonovanNYC the question explicitly said median sales price, he’s trying to cover his ass

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jesse began with a “scandal” about kids not getting assessed, and then solely to win a twitter argument over whether he was dumb to believe in helicopter kid, he has subsequently libeled medical workers, posted evidence kids are rigorously assessed, and conspired to violate HIPAA

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possibly matty’s biggest project of the past four years was convincing democrats that “popularism” indicated that strategically they should spend all their time bashing police reform advocates and they did and it didn’t work at all and you’ll never guess his reaction to that

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@RottenInDenmark when i tell you have have never felt a meme as much as i feel this one right now

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@NathanJRobinson @getfiscal democrats are running a campaign people relate to and like. this is unacceptable

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“but it was a single source story i couldn’t personally confirm” say journalists who dutifully report about fentanyl radiation, havana syndrome, five year olds gender transitioning, hunter biden’s laptop, live aborted babies in dumpsters,

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@isaiah_bb if nothing else, using self driving modes should be made completely illegal in all zones under 25 including parking lots because jesus christ

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@lizzywol you weren’t wrong to suspect a story you couldn’t confirm, you were wrong to actively cast doubt on it based on your vibes

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@Wilson__Valdez if their plan was to protect abortion by winning the 2016 election they probably shouldn’t have sabotaged the campaign of the candidate in the Dem primary who both had a better chance of beating Trump AND a better pro-choice record

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@mtracey do you think “visual appearance” is the most prominent and important trait for categorizing vehicles and even then much like the drone fly, if you put that next to pictures of various actual tanks and said “which is not a tank” your 95 percent of people would get it right

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@isaiah_bb do i understand correctly that he commanded FSD to not exceed a certain speed and FSD overrode him?

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reporters 364 days a year: desantis overrules referendum and blocks felons from voting. desantis literally entraps voters attempting to legally vote. new desantis gerrymander. reporters on election day: republicans do well in florida, floridians must love desantis

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“A hateful transphobe lied and we privileged the lie and continue to privilege it in this very article, that’s how”

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@benshapiro

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@AllezLesBoulez @lib_crusher ok granted it’s not good to generalize traits to any group, but is this “an antisemitic trope” or “asking a person about literally any other person”

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@zlingray @wspieler remember when a certain highly respected cable news host got OUTRAGED that the guy on video planning violent ambushes of leftwing protesters had a milkshake thrown at him

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@BrandyLJensen now i’m imagining a centaur with a human ass up top right behind the human torso

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guy with covid and severe covid symptoms dies: he was fat so that’s a death WITH covid, don’t trust the state guy with a family history of heart disease has a heart attack while playing basketball two years after getting vaccinated: oh you better believe that’s a vaccine death

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@riibrego @HazelMonforton i was literally just thinking about The King the other day when i was getting frustrated at myself

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@grovymango @wspieler

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@AIPAC “he was a pioneer of the modern christian zionist movement and perfect representative of the members of that movement and its alliance with AIPAC” is certainly an accurate statement

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@maplecocaine “if you raise my taxes, what about vacation?” “??? you can easily afford vacation” “ONE vacation, yes. what about SECOND vacation?”

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@mjp39 @kept_simple when Putin said “western liberal democracy” was a failure and Trump said “I agree, look what a shithole California is”

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@lib_crusher remember when NRO (I think it was kevin williamson?) published a piece saying “affirmative consent” cannot be the legal standard for rape because EVERY occurrence of sex is a man who wants sex coercing a woman who doesn’t want sex into having sex

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the NYT isn’t selecting among parents of trans kids for these “concerned parents” articles. they aren’t even selecting among transphobic parents. they’re selecting among *parents whose kids - correctly - fear and distrust them so much on gender issues that they’re hiding it*

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@turing_police @charles_kinbote

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@steinkobbe @wspieler “every anti gay trope” -mocking me for dating an underage guy, mocking me for dating an underage guy, and mocking me for dating an underage guy

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@DominantDeluise @asymmetricinfo @mtsw also did they gift you a job after business school

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@lib_crusher even after the Iraq war coverage, this was another huge demonstration of how there is absolutely nothing republicans or conservatives can do that the liberal media won’t treat as a legitimate perspective

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@OsitaNwanevu i love the person in the replies asserting this is absolutely true because “people can still do things that are illegal”

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@geoddo @wspieler

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@kcgreenn "If Primeapes evolved from Mankeys why are there still Mankeys" I yell from the audience as Professor Oak grips the podium tighter

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@siteprotagonist @barnaclesiastes “Someone in this room is an… author? An author? Maybe a journalist? A… writer? And the are trying to impress someone, a family member. … A parent? Daddy?” Brooks Barnes: OMG IT ME

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@BrandyLJensen induction stoves are the greatest but my childhood electric was like “kids I’m coming home in an hour will you preheat the stove”

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@WhomstWokest @Javier_Gaja @helIyriggs and a bit later Warren’s own aides, who were in the room, gave a different account

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@ZaidJilani do you think maybe if we DID teach grade school kids CRT they would turn out smart enough to see not a single word of this is praise, a bar you as an adult fail to meet

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@AEiffel95 @patdennis he did this in real life

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@thedarksidecat @MRIchalk i once listened to NPR interview with a guy who did a biographical Scalia one-man play and boasted that after seeing his show liberals would tell him “i still disagree with scalia but now i admire and respect him” and i said “then you FUCKED UP” out loud in my car

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right wingers: DEI training is entirely unnecessary, a waste of time, and uses perverse reasoning also right wingers: immediately testing blood for traces of minority ancestry to determine who to throw off the lifeboat

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@emmadaboutlife @MemeVVitch my dad tells me about the VP in the 70s who refused to upgrade the engineers’ computers or buy more because they already had so many computers (the computers were three years old which is of course like a computer being 30 years old today)

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@juliaioffe i assure you heaps of people in the DC establishment were using that word in 2016 and 2017. just maybe not any of YOUR friends

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@GarbageApe people think QAnon is a pedophilia conspiracy, but it’s not! it’s an “all our political opponents are going to be executed” conspiracy theory that later, and totally incidentally, incorporated pizzagate as one justification for the executions

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@cd_hooks “harassing” didn’t used to mean “knocking on someone’s front door once in the middle of the day and then leaving” but here we are

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@MattBinder @the_gwalla

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@DrWallkick @kept_simple the venn diagram between conservatives who complain about moral degeneracy and people who complain that she-ra’s flat chest is an attack on masculinity is a circle

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