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west MI
Joined August 2008
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@jennifersnudes
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The rumors are true. I’m outside
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GAY RAT WEDDING AJDKDKDKDKDKKSSKS
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I want this so fucking bad
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Right because autism is a serious and actual thing outside of the internet where most of you who have somehow reduced it down to “being weird” or “liking something a lot”
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There’s no way
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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This is such a fucking funny fit
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the way that you guys view a wedding as a special prize that you win after being a girlfriend for a couple years as opposed to just enjoying a lifetime of love and comfort and fun and partnership with the person you’re meant to be with is soooooo depressing no offense
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'girlfriend of 9 yrs' ..... id actually rather be shot point blank in the face
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Michigan has 2 Poisonous Spiders, And One Really Scary 1
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this is exactly how I would have tweeted in the 5th grade
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Birthdays gon’ tell you everything you needa know about your entire circle. Time & time again. Lmaoo.
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Gonna take these and forget about you……….
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Dale Gribble………. the man that you were…….
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can’t be topped
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Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?
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me & the 6 followers who always like my tweets 💗
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trump told his stans to protest for him and this is currently the scene outside his home lol
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I live inside one of these
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nodding thoughtfully
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Also these are incredibly common and you people do not leave your homes
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Ramses: I promised my mom I'd never throw a comp Mark: I never had a mom Raven: I may never get to be a mom Cody: I killed my mom #bb19
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Left lane is for passing. Right lane is for going a little slower. Middle lane is for the misfits. The freaks. Those of us who just……. don’t quite fit in. For the ones who don’t need a freakin label. The middle lane is for anyone who moves to the beat of their own drum……
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Girls who follow me...... amazing. I’d straight up die for any of you Guys who follow me.....you’re on thin fuckin ice.
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@kellyblaus before 2019 ends does anyone wanna write epitaph on my extra large breasts
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Soup’s on!!!!
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@residual_energy Doing a little late night reading
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@BeardDefiance It’s to warn drivers and keep the kids safe.
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congratulations on ur engagement did you let her know you’ve spent the past several years trying to cheat on her with me or are you just hoping that won’t come up
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I am once again here to remind the world that Nate Silver is so fucking stupid and lacking in political instincts that Veep created a whole character based on him to mock and laugh at in their election episode
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She. Should. Pick. Shapiro.
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Sorry kids Santa’s not coming this year :( yeahhhhh due to woke :((
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he was going to bed in this
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Knocked the wind outta me
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He got my ass
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@PetriClub me especially
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Do you not like being with him as is? Does he not make you happy? Were you not able to find your worth as a person/partner without being called a wife? What changes when you get the ring? Did he love you less as a “girlfriend”? Did you not enjoy each other’s company for 9 years?
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I am going to start doing those power washing videos but for my frogs
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One hell of a side hobby ya got there @Trail_Cams !
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I am watching Oppenheimer with the one person who genuinely has no idea what happens. She does not know if a bomb was dropped or not. Doesn’t know the timeline, the reasons, the consequences. Didn’t even think Oppenheimer was a person. I’m so excited I’m shaking
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when this started getting likes I was like well at least there’s no way anyone could turn this one into annoying discourse
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@NotJosephGarcia that’s realllly nice of her
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THEY DELETED THE MY WIFE FELL OFF A CLIFF TWEET BUT I SAVED THE VIDEO BECAUSE AHSKDNSKSNKDSMZK
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@BrooklynSV_ @enchantednaz @CaitCamelia You’re sooooo close to getting it babe, just keeping using your brain and thinking real hard and I’m sure it’ll click for you soon! Good luck !<3
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@CompetentPoster LMAOOOO GOD WHAT I WOULDNT GIVEEEEEE
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Someone on Reddit is finding fossilized remains of an early homo species in their parents new floors
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@kellyblaus ok but did he die
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if you desperately need a wedding to fulfill some form of emptiness in your life go ahead but if you’re unsatisfied with your relationship because of your title I promise you nothing will change after a wedding. Try finding someone who simply makes you feel good instead!
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@chrissyteigen I WAS FREEEE
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@RealOG_abriel @WBRZ "Please don't smear my rapist bro"
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@alexandrawlee Is this real
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@chrismlizama not having a smart phone until I was like 22 makes me feel very lucky
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@KaitMarieox if I looked like that I’d be mad at the world too holy shit
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@emilio__oilime this is me retweeting the only 3 good selfies I’ve ever taken every week
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@CoachHaser Justin you sound like a fucking loser. Just wanted you to know
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@adamsracingllc @cooperBosgood Guys don't respect women because women have backs, asses and legs that they're not terrified to show? That's really interesting!
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this was so funny
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this is deadass...... exactly.... how Michael Scott talks.
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Trump talking about his favorite Bible verse is absolutely the best comedy on the planet. You could spend your life trying to find a funnier bit and you’d die a failure.
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@WraithLaFrentz Hotdog tiramisu
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concerned human: stop giving racists a platform Shane Dawson: but I did it for free.....
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@cdnginger @ehme @chrissyteigen Debs they’re pork rinds
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punished for being born with a hustlers mentality. What a shame
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Museum worker hangs up his own painting hoping for a big break, gets fired instead
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@residual_energy I’m so deep in this now omfg I need to @go to bed
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Ken Bone I’m sorry I said you look like the kind of guy who wiggles his fingers before picking a donut out of the box
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For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
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falling for a Dan Hentschel tweet in June 2024. The internet is full of such fun and interesting people
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This is the weird shit about men- “I’ll pass” - as if he automatically has some sort of entitled opportunity simply because he finds her attractive. MOST of you are like this and it’s fucking gross, grow the fuck up
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@ThomasBeautyy One time my vibrator was in between the headboard and my mattress and accidentally turned on and I didn’t realize it was the vibrator so I called my parents into my bedroom to investigate why the ground was shaking!
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Tears in my eyes learning about the eohippus, our first horses, that were a foot tall and ate leaves and lived throughout the Eocene epoch
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Yes!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!
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@meggmaynor This isn’t your homeland.
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@kilynalexusss omg who goes on twitter and brags about being a mans maid. This made me feel so bad
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Me and who
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In lowes omfg
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@adamsracingllc @cooperBosgood Ohhhh is the point that women who have bodies and own them and aren't ashamed to show them = bad, evil, unworthy of respect, spooky to men?
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To God be the Glory
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@dubstep4dads also the tree stars from land before time omg I’ve never wanted a leaf so bad in my life
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@SMOKExDUST The perfect twitter account doesn’t exi-
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@grangertattoos @Dexerto This is so cute and people are so weird lmao
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It’s giving girl with a pearl earring…..
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@KrangTNelson For the record, he’s still doing super good.
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@huntychan this was a threat
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it’s so fucking sexy to go to bed early!
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when a new makeup brand bursts onto the scene charging $70+ a palette and $35 lipsticks
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@InternetHippo when it coOomes to the seduction of women
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Following me on twitter is more of a commitment than being in a relationship with me
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Me: I’m just running up to target I’ll be back in 40 minutes tops My dog:
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it's okay just leave me completely alone on the one day i feel extremely shitty, i don't mind
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Every single one of us who has been hurt and suffered at the hands of a man who we KNEW would get away with it is reliving that this week. We know nothing happens. We know no one cares. We were forced into this situation and we will NEVER get an ounce of justice for it.
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@adamsracingllc @cooperBosgood Cuz if YOU wanna objectify her, if men wanna sexualize women, that's fair game, but if a woman's not scared to show the world she has a BACK
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She’s so underrated as a dancer
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she's so underrated as a dancer
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@AutumnnWadee this is literally so fucking sad that basic human health is viewed as something you need to "work" for, holy shit girl
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