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MARTIN! 🍊

5 months

Unpopular opinion: psych wards should have a twerkathon held once a month and the psych ward patient that can twerk the best gets let free into society, no matter what they did.

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Listen I’m not Catholic. I don’t venerate Mary. It’s still extremely weird how Protestants desperately try to prove that Mary had sex (to besmirch Catholics) and make jokes about it. Very weird behavior. I don’t think Christ would approve you talking about his MOM like that.

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'You're Gonna Be A Perpetual WHAT?' Joseph Asks Mary On Wedding Night

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Soaking is a psyop created by University of Utah students to make fun of BYU Probably 3 people maximum have done it, that’s it.

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I’m about to get ordained as an elder for the Church of Jesus Christ. Everyone drop your emails so i can stay in touch with y’all while I’m on my mission

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3 years

We must go this path. This is the way

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3 years

The future of the Republican Party: (This is probably one of the most important videos I’ve ever filmed.)

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Mormons and Catholics theoretically should be the strongest alliance in Christendom. Too bad it isn’t a reality

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My new method to anti mormon nonsense

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@L0calizeL1berty You should put as much effort and energy into having sex yourself rather than proving mary had sex or not. Hope this helps!

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I have won in these situations multiple on my mission btw

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Joseph Smith did more for the civil rights movement than MLK

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3 years

Your ice cream sucks and we’re going to seize your wealth

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3 years

The #RittenhouseTrial displays yet again that our “justice” system is racist. How would this trial be going if he was a Black 17 yr old that crossed state lines illegally carrying an AR-15 and shot 3 white protesters? We need real justice in the legal system. This isn’t it.

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Anti Mormonism is mental illness. Need to put people in insane asylums for it

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@smashbaals

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It’s a Christian’s duty to throw away every Book of Mormon they find in a hotel.

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He did the meme!!!

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I was shamed for this tweet btw

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@VelvetWonder absolutely

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Being an ex mormon is the most Reddit thing one can do, it’s so embarrassing 😭😭😭😭 Please get a girlfriend or something or go outside I’m begging you 😭

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“Hey babe please don’t bring up politics with my parents” Me, completely sober, after a single (1) glass of Dr. Pepper:

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The Nutty Putty cave story is incredibly sad but this picture made this the first thing my brain thought of

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I still can’t believe bro died like this

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@marcjune23 I don’t care

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We’ve had 3 mormon presidents. Washington, Adams, and Jefferson. No I am not joking

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5 months

In 1820 Thomas Jefferson acknowledged the great apostasy and hoped for the coming restoration of Jesus Christ’s true church. Joseph Smith and Brigham Young were born during Jefferson’s presidency.

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How it feels to want to go to church every week but you hate your ward and bishop

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He’s breaking down 💀💀💀

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This was difficult to watch too! A little embarrassing!

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Mitt Romney scolded fellow Republicans for traveling to Trump's hush money trial, calling their appearances outside the New York courthouse "a little embarrassing."

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Based Wife

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Darth Vader should have killed him

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Florida Democrats: May the Fourth be with you, from @MarkHamill himself! #LeadBlue24

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I’m not going to lie, I’ve been hating going to church lately. Not because of some stupid exmo reasons. It’s just extremely difficult to be enthusiastic about going to a ward where you barely know anyone there, have zero friends there, and you go alone in general.

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@JoshEakle Liberals live in a fantasy world where they’re ‘heckin good guys fighting for democracy’ when they’re just tools for the regime state

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3 months

Um these people are mormon, not Christian. So take that out of your name. You’re just Memes and Puns now!

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5 months

First off, every single person with an American flag on their porch that I’ve met is a Republican. Second, here’s the actual Biden flags: 🇺🇳🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇱🇲🇽🇺🇦

BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️

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2024 MOOD.

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I would NEVER knock on houses with this flag hanging. Absolutely the worst kind of people would own these

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@realmfoster My insiders on the Walz campaign have told me that he drank it from the source itself

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I’m over the Mormonism is a cult argument It’s literally fake and gay.

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“Erm! Did you guys know… Mormonism… is Islam… for white people?”

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White Muhammad

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Girlfriend going to Idaho for her mission 😭

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@catoposey Only proves how much Nikki Haley sucks, huh?

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WE MADE IT

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@sam_d_1995 Cry about it

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No one has ever said this

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@acnewsitics

7 months

Biden: Good sex is the key to marriage. MAGA: HOW DARE BIDEN SAY THIS!!! Trump: I had sex with a pornstar while my wife was pregnant. MAGA: This is exactly what jesus would've done!

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4 months

Things i think have the same energy: - Black Rifle Coffee Company - Baby Yoda - the Libertarian Party - Dr. Squatch - sleeve tattoos - man buns - Netflix comedy specials

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3 years

On their way to their third dinner appointment

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@CaucasianJames

3 years

even on thanksgiving they’re spreading the word of the lord. respect

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“G-G-G-GUYS! MORMONISM IS ISLAM…. BUT FOR WHITE PEOPLE!!!”

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@BertaBoyUtah @wndyW1LL0w @CosmoSoake81435 @Manhattva I’m going to soak with your wife

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@RedNYPolitics I really don’t like where the conservative movement is heading towards I’m ngl

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Serving a mission was awesome

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If Nikki Haley wins Utah all the missionary work i did there was in vain.

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Post Malone after living in Cottonwood Heights and getting baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ

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#dignifAI

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It will be all red soon inshallah

Idiot Philosopher🇻🇦

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America is muh Protestant country🤓

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5 months

Are you single?

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@carolinegleich

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Utah is going to send its first woman to the United States Senate this year. I promise you, as your next Senator, I will always put you and your needs ahead of big corporations and Washington-lobbyists.

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I’m tired of refuting the same anti mormon arguments over and over again I’m just gonna start calling people f @gs

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Holy shit it’s so over for us

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Why does Nick Fuentes hate the founding Protestant stock of this country so much

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The movement has to be Catholic. - Nick Fuentes ( @NickJFuentes )

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“Yeah I’m a Zionist”

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@HeathMayo Cry more Mayonnaise. This is the movement you support

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@Jayson_Carmona_ Seeing Madison County, Idaho with the 90-100% 😁😁😁😁

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Just had the break up talk. Really really sad, but it’s for the best. She leaves on the mission soon and it’s better now than never. She’s going to be a stellar missionary. It was really amicable. I’m going to miss her a lot, but it’s meant to be

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Me and my buddy Moroni

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Spencer Cox is a DEI hire (he’s autistic)

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@TheExMoCringe Him saying he had sex (even with a girl) is the biggest lie in that whole lie

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Brotha had a speech prepared

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“Are you weird? Do you hate being normal?”

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@salacio I don’t accept creeds made by man, i only accept Christ

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We used to be a respectable state.

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Picture from my mission. Taught some skin walkers

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I hate to be that guy but this is legit just a sister missionary moment. I’ve knocked doors with satanic symbol things like these so many times on my mission. Some satanic plastic goat head made in China never stopped me

non aesthetic things

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How to keep the religious people away from knocking on your door

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YAYYYYYY THEY CALLED US CHRISTIAN

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2 months

I’m a white woman living in GOP-dominated MAGA Utah, where our progressive voices have been gerrymandered away, where Christian extremists bombard us w/constant hate, where we suffer the consequences of the Utah GOP & Senator Mike Lee. I am proudly voting for Kamala Harris! 💙

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Trump choosing a Latter Day Saint (Mike Lee) as his VP would help him in Arizona and Nevada

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Me when Sleepy Ben Zoloft says my religion is a lie:

Ben Zeisloft

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Today I had the chance to visit and walk around the Mormon Temple in Salt Lake City. The building is massive and very beautiful, but is currently undergoing renovations. My colleagues and I also walked inside the nearby Tabernacle while an elderly tour guide was discussing the

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We’re going to disbar him when we win

𝕻𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖙 ☦︎

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Bruh lmfao

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Laundry list of mental illness

time for my second nap 🥱🌈🍉

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*crossing the Utah/Idaho border* Boyfriend: We’re in Idaho, how do you feel? Me: Like I just lost my reproductive rights

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@JJ_McCullough @GreenBeltTory You need to delete twitter JJ you get way too obsessed with random petty shit.

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Least retarded orthodox:

luigi

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@dirtbagpopulist Nobody outside of Utah cares about your demonic cult.

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Bro you aren’t a punk you live in MILLCREEK 😭😭😭😭😭

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no way this is real 😭😭😭

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@dirtbagpopulist Why are you such a triggered snowflake bitch?

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Do you think the next Republicans against Trump post will be about a 97-year-old NYC diner still serves their Coke the old fashioned way

Republicans against Trump

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Snowball fight from 127 years ago (1897) in Lyon, France.

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it’s so over for: -Satan -leftists -atheists -progmos - exmos - trad caths and orthotards!

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Ugly ass logo btw

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@LadyMagaUSA @Ch_JesusChrist >drag queen calling the church woke kek

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@L0calizeL1berty Reply with something funnier don’t worry I’ll give you another chance to respond

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@CharlieElkins13 I’m making fun of people who think we aren’t Christian

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I like my girls like how i like my Jesus. White

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@KranzBun @lion_politics “Term limits the founders set” lmao

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What class is this so i can get a major in it?

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Why is the online cath sphere such a LARP 💀

🇻🇦✝️ Scotty ✝️🇻🇦

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“As a Mormon, I think…” Silence

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ain’t no way 😭

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“You’re laughing The Vice President was shot and you’re laughing”

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RED TIES FOR TRUMP

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I’M FREAKING BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

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@Mormonger I said this before, but the outrage should be directed at calling Taylorsville a small town 💀

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Wrong

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I don't even smoke myself, but countersignaling smoking is soy and reddit

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Do you think they’ve explored each others bodies

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If this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack

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I thought Mormonism was a fake and gay cult?

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This is the funniest part

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Ohio is for lovers - Hawthorne Heights

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“yea im America First!” *hates normal every day Americans*

classicsgroyp

@classicsgroyp

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Our population sucks. Most are poor, fat, ugly, stupid, lazy, have tattoos, don't give a shit, don't have a real job. We need a monarch/dictator who is better than us and can lift us up, not a president prostituting himself for the lowest denominator voter 🤣 @NickJFuentes