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Boy mom💙

Durban, South Africa
Joined May 2021
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Emsebenzini it’s “nothing from my side” Kodwa kuTwitter:
@Tia_Mokoka
Cup.of.Tia🇿🇦🇵🇸 🇨🇩🇸🇩
2 years
Branding your daughter as your husband’s first wife regardless the basis is so bewildering. Right up there with single/unmarried women referring to their sons as the “man of the house” or “my hubby” . Sigmund Freud is surely having a ball in his grave.
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
9 months
There were uncles at my father’s gate this morning🤍💍🐄
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@maphumi_
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2 years
Naze nangphoxa😔
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@maphumi_
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1 year
Getting your degree and starting your life out with little to no responsibilities is ideal. Let’s not even lie to ourselves.
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1 year
Black girls with degrees and no baby daddies
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@maphumi_
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3 years
Bengiyodla isidlo sakusihlwa ✨
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
Aren’t pharmacists just glorified cashiers? Leave her, she’ll learn on the job
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@maphumi_
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2 years
This is my friends’ first drink vid I’ll post the last drink later😅
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2 years
@Athee__M But you can’t come to my wedding in a gown with a long train? Come on
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@maphumi_
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3 years
@NothandoTembe Nah she was flexing.
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@maphumi_
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2 years
Seniswenka kakhulu emishadweni nina. Niswenka nidlule osingabo. Nciphisani🙏
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@maphumi_
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2 years
Besiyoshadisa💍
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2 years
@Athee__M I was just saying! He will resent you to hell and back!
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@maphumi_
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3 years
@mamkwa @Mthandenimaling @mfazomnyama_ Supporting an argument with a peer reviewed paper of a study you conducted 💉
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
Every naked body I have seen on here has been against my will. Yho niyasifuqa😵‍💫
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
@purefulsoul I agree🤌🏾
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2 years
1/365💜
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@maphumi_
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2 years
@MprueDie What about having to hold a strand of your hair when a hearse passes OR ELSE!😭✋🏾
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@maphumi_
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3 years
@cnehshuga Iron it before going to bed🙏
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@maphumi_
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3 years
I think LaConco and Londie are gonna be my faves this season #RHODurban
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
Twitter is interesting ‘cause it erases the social/cultural/economic boundaries that exist in real life. You get to access thoughts and conversations that you wouldn’t necessarily have access to in real life
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@maphumi_
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2 years
That which was stolen by the enemy, we declare it restored!
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@maphumi_
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1 year
@MbothoSphesihle Basho ukungiqeda oCustodian😂
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Awumdingi usisi oshanelayo?
@DjLeSoulSa
DjLeSoul
2 years
Let’s have a good day.
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@maphumi_
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2 years
@NanSishange Always so well thought out. She documents them so beautifully
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@maphumi_
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3 years
I find dj lesoul very attractive 😍
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@maphumi_
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3 years
@MprueDie And have you noticed how he would speak on the entire song? I’m convinced he can’t sing at all🤣
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Healthcare is so inaccessible for the average person. The price of medicines? The consultation fees? The cost of missing work to spend an entire day at a public facility? It is all too much!
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
10 months
@mukoma_heath @against_biased @nozi_vanheerden Save your breath. These people are either speaking from a point of privilege or naivety
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
9 months
What do fiancés have for breakfast na? Angfuni ukudla into eWrong🤭
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
“Ngiyazi angifanelwe Kodwa ngithandiwe emaZulwini Ngizibuz’ imihla yonke Bengingubani?”
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
10 months
So black people can have a white wedding but a Gele at a Zulu wedding is where you draw the line?
@reyah_n
IG: reyah_n
10 months
I don’t know why it irks me when I see people wear other regions traditional clothing at their weddings, especially if it’s not cross cultural 😭 It’s like wearing Xhosa attire when you’re very much Zulu at your wedding. Like why are you dressed like you’re from Ghana or Nigeria?
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@maphumi_
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3 years
@sunnishinecafe Can you guys please subscribe to her channel bakithi naye abe iInfluencer
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@maphumi_
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2 years
@sir_ntshikazi Bayangbhora😭✋🏾
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@maphumi_
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2 years
I’m so sick of going to work!!!
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@maphumi_
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3 years
@cnehshuga The PE one kukhona neymbuzi sisi😔
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@maphumi_
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3 years
@cnehshuga “Ngikhonz’ ePentecosti”
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@maphumi_
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3 years
@LesegoMalapane1 Why is it only the bad energy that’s transmitted?
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
@JackDevero @Athee__M And I suspect lize noShaunStylist legama 🥴
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
9 months
Love him with my entire heart.
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Bobbity bob💇🏾‍♀️
@user777__C
Weave Warrior✨
2 years
Ladies can I see a photo/video of you with a bob?
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10 months
@reyah_n A white wedding is also a traditional wedding. Traditional European wedding. A white gown & veil, throwing of a gutter etc. have no significance for most black people and yet they do it cause they want to. I don’t see a problem if I want to wear Isishweshwe to a Zulu wed either
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
@osamalwaden Especially if you’re Zulu and you can’t even spell it properly<
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
You could’ve picked 1 between the Med Lemon, Corenza and Benylin. You also didn’t need both the Strepsils and Andolex, either one would’ve been fine
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
@uLuyanda_Gama Suka wena nomoya omubi!
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
Everyone girl deserves to experience being with a Zulu man at least once in their lives🤌🏾
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
It pisses me off watching someone who owes me money pop bottles in the club
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
In my experience, girls who say this are generally horrible people in nature. They prefer men as friends ‘cause men won’t hold them accountable for their bullshit. These “male friends” let them get away with anything cause they’re hoping for a chance to get in their pants
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
I’m really happy right now. Happiest I’ve been in months.
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
@ThasoHTX Men who can sustain their women never complain. It’s always the ice boys complaining on their behalf
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
Once set off the fire alarm with burnt popcorn then rushed outside and acted mad with everyone else🤣🤣
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
365🤍
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
@cnehshuga Not Kay Cole🤣🤣
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
9 months
Akuve ngibuthanda ubuthongo kodwa into engivuse ngo4am yintokozo🥹😌
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Dating a done dude requires you to be a really done girl
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Quitting my job to be a full time girlfriend 😌
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
10 months
Posting a comedian’s entire set on social media is so unfair man
@Phuza_7
South Africa Is A Movie 🎬
10 months
What kind of a Pastor is this?😂🤣🤣
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@maphumi_
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10 months
We constantly need God. Every second of every minute. All day, everyday. We need Him.
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
@Athee__M NM? So am I😍
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
11 months
Someone at work just asked me to translate Nkalakatha. Ndiyazelaphi?
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@maphumi_
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1 year
@kaylenciaga Not Mampintsha😂😂😂
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
@Lelo_Melelow @LightMakhanya Just because you went through that same thing doesn’t make it okay
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
@Hype_Thickwood My goodness I’m so sorry🥺
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
My dad getting sad mengiyolala amaOut is something I really didn’t anticipate when I moved back home
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Why does she keep saying it’s a tiny lie. Nothing tiny about THREE whole kids and an ex wife.
@ruvimbo_1
.Ruvimbo
2 years
Came across a post of a lady that filed for a divorce because of one lie. What would you do ladies?
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
9 months
I want a Daniel Wellington watch, bracelet and necklace🥹
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
That video of Lulo is so cruel. People can be so heartless. It shouldn’t have been taken. Nor should it have been posted.
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
This is such a mean thing to say😕
@ayanders
ajay ✨
2 years
Do you guys think she sees his forehead and just decided not to worry about it?
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
10 months
On top of everything that’s going on, I still have CPDs to submit? 🥲
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Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
The hair is giving Dark n Lovely for kids Relaxer kit😩
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
The music on #Umkhokha 🔥🔥🔥
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
10 months
@theblackwendy One of the most perfect faces I’ve ever seen😍
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@maphumi_
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9 months
I think I love this little life🥰
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@maphumi_
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2 years
@Ntwenhle__ This isn’t the first story about that Phiwe Maphanga
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@maphumi_
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3 years
I’m not in the mood for anything💔 lemme just have this Savannah then sleep
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
@uDosa_ Kolamula ubuthongo 🤣
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Nobody has a story to tell about their stepfathers cause men don’t even allow their step kids into their marital home. They just start another family with the mom and the step kids get raised by their maternal grandparents
@TheDojo_Podcast
#TheDojo Podcast ⛩
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If women are inherently a better parent why do most people who were raised by stepmothers have a bad story to tell about their upbringing as compared to stepfathers?
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
This man left his car at the car wash, walked to my workplace, drove me to the salon then took my car to the car wash. He’s now back here at the salon, with food, waiting for me to finish🥺
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
Officially on leave 🥳🥳
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
DJ Zinhle must be so sad that Uncle Solomon won’t celebrate her pregnancy☹️
@SolomonAshoms
Uncle Solomon
3 years
We celebrat/congratulate a woman who is expecting her second child with two different men. Yet still unmarried. It shows how we are dysfunctional as a society and keep creating future problems today. I will celebrate the child when she/he is born and not the mother. #djzinhle
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
I wanna sweep her off her feet🫠
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@maphumi_
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3 years
@Bathong_Baby All moms had this fragrance🤣
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Strength and prayers to Vuyi Zondi. May she fight and conquer! UThixo amuphe amandla!
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
At least he said Wits. Khona omnye wathi he got his MBChB from UJ on national television😭
@WitsUniversity
Wits University
1 year
WITS SETS THE PUBLIC RECORD STRAIGHT Following claims made by “Dr Matthew Lani” on social media and based on the facts at hand, Wits cannot find any person who graduated by the name of Matthew Bongani Zingelwa or Sanele Zingelwa in recent years. Read the full statement below.
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Yazi sometimes you only realise when you’re telling the story, how much of BS your ex put you through. You only realise long after the relationship.
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Reminds me of Rhodes’ braais 😭
@mingimapetla
Sabetha Mapetla
2 years
"Braai" Norwegian style 😭😭😭 the South African in me is not okay 😭 where's the meat, chakalaka, garlic bread??? 😭
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
GUYS WE WON!!!!!!😭🤍🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
1 million likes and I’ll go to gym tomorrow morning
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
The pressure is getting WORSER😩
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
I can’t believe that on top of life’s challenges - that we have no control over- kusekhona abantu abafuna ukusihlukumeza
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
I know someone who took an edible and shrooms at the same time✋🏾 All I can say is; it’s a terrible idea
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
I’m really enjoying my current body😍
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
3 years
Lol yes. His name is literally what he does. ShaunStylist = Shaun (Mkhize)’s stylist
@MpumeM_
Mpume M.
3 years
I still ask, what’s does Shaun do for a living?😭 istylist sa MaMkhize nje kphela?
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Our peers are buying houses thina sisendelana amaWigs. So unserious🤣
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
Having a birthday is so embarrassing yerre
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
As a Zulu girl I’m about to rock the hell out of umbhaco 😌
@lee_Duruwe_
Lisakhanya
2 years
I am so glad my Xhosa girlies left those Zulu skirts alone kwimigidi kulonyaka
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
And Thabo Bester is richer than you and you’re not even in jail
@Karabo_KB
Queit Era K 🤫
1 year
She's looks better than some of yall and yall ain't even in jail 😩💔
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
2 years
😌😌😌
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@MalusiBooi
Malusi Booi
2 years
Have you received Christmas money 💰?
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@maphumi_
Mama kaM’ziwendoda🥰
1 year
I’m really enjoying whatever era I’m in right now. I have sooo much to be grateful.
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