Craig @CraigNE40 Twitter profile

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Craig

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2 years

Fucking hell, if you want to go then go, if you think friendlies are shite then don’t. I spent £46 on a Chinese takeaway the other night but I’m not spending £35 on two friendlies. Cos I’m a fat cunt and value food higher than Matty Longstaff and Jamal Lewis.

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Craig

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3 years

If you want to ditch SJP for a ground in the middle of nowhere, no bars, no restaurants, no chicken cottage, no metro/trains etc then I’m sorry but ye nuts.

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11 months

@ghodoussi Let fans choose the seat they want, scrap this ballot shite. Fastest fingers first as previous worked. Let me be able to buy a ticket next to my own seat so my son can go to a match. Don’t take us for granted, and above all else make it affordable for people.

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2 years

Congrats to all the ITK accounts that called this transfer 👏🏻

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@FabrizioRomano

2 years

Newcastle and Burnley have reached verbal agreement for Nick Pope, here we go. Deal in place, as first called by @LukeEdwardsTele - now waiting for paperworks to be signed soon. ⚪️🤝 #NUFC Nick Pope has agreed personal terms with Newcastle, medical to be scheduled soon.

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2 years

Yeah OMG is it a Newcastle United or Newcastle Blue Star playing? I just don’t know?!

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@CraigNE40

3 years

Penalty shootouts with the boy

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

Finished the full Auf Wedersehen box set at the age of 37. Can’t believe I’ve never watched it before now. One of the greatest things I’ve ever watched.

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@CraigNE40

3 years

@Baddiel @seaned75 Been trying to get answers on the same. Would happily go without them but kennels are expensive enough, God knows what 2 weeks at an orphanage would set me back.

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3 years

Sooooo…got married 😍

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Craig

@CraigNE40

1 year

@StoolFootball Probably should’ve tweeted this when he was netting for fun in the PL not after getting a pen vs Malta

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2 years

Was speaking to a fella earlier that said when he dies he wants it to be on a Monday. Said he’d hate to die on a Friday having worked all week for nowt.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

My take on being a scab and part of the problem. 1. I’ve not been for a year and it’s shit not going. 2. I enjoy a few beers with likeminded scabs. 3. Fuck off.

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2 years

@NilePowerRanger Those prices are more than you were on a week at Nufc 😭

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@CraigNE40

2 years

TELL NEYMAR NEYMAR AH WONT BE HOME FOR TEA

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@CraigNE40

2 years

@AdamP1242 Can you order in a brass and review her afterwards please mate.

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@CraigNE40

2 years

@AdamP1242 If they don’t give you 5 mins in goal I’ll be disappointed

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@CraigNE40

3 years

Newcastle fans need to harden up. Can’t cry and report to the police every time an opposition fan throws the human rights issues in our face or whatever. Time to get used to it or fight back (without tears and old bill).

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@CraigNE40

2 years

@AdamP1242 @liamgallagher Kieran Trippier owa the wonderwall

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@CraigNE40

11 months

@LukeEdwardsTele Shame he spat his dummy out and left when he did, however I’m not concerned in the slightest that Dubravka is going to be playing. He was good with a hopeless defence, so should be fine with the back line we have now. Ultimately I’d want our next keeper to replace Pope tbh.

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@CraigNE40

1 year

People singing “we are we are” in the “we’re Newcastle and we’re going to win the league” chant. 🤪😫

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@CraigNE40

3 years

I’ve had a few hours sleep and time to reflect on the match and how depressingly shit we are. And one thing is really bugging me. It’s all the cunts that shout shoot when some bag of shit like Shelvey has the ball 25 yards from goal.

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1 year

@MFMH27 @NUFCJ4ke @NUFC I’m going to take my rainbow flag

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

87,000 there and I’ve not heard one rendition of 10 German bombers or Rule Britannia.

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2 years

@cjhhhh21 I’d have believed this if it wasn’t for the fact you managed to speak to the box office

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@CraigNE40

3 years

Hope we grow some balls and play proper dirty tomorrow. Let’s not show these any respect. I grew up with these twats as our rivals, now we have a manager excited they’ve signed ronaldo (they’re a big club btw)

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@CraigNE40

1 year

@Karl282820 @BerwickDaz Isis snapping up Man City away tickets 🤣

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Craig

@CraigNE40

4 years

Thankfully Geordie Tom doesn't work for Castore

geordietom

@geordietom3

4 years

home strip next sean YES/NO ?

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

@WD1892 Weird this. I don’t think of any players I’ve never seen play when I think about Newcastle. I think about pre match titty bars, peeve and bait.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

Has Adam P given Trippier Covid yet?

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Craig

@CraigNE40

1 year

Harvey Barnes will be a class signing. Maxi was unplayable on his day, but that was 10% of the time.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

4 years

@henrywinter The lads made a massive difference to many families and to the lives of those children I am sure. Anyone against this is clearly backwards.

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@CraigNE40

3 years

I understand managers not wanting to take the Newcastle job - I mean who wants a big fat R on their CV? But also annoys me that the big names will have a go if we ever become top 6 or so, but don’t have the balls to do it now while we have Clark, Krafth and Lascelles at the back.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

@worflags Adam Pearson flag next please!

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

Day after I sold my train ticket I’ve only gone and got a ticket for Wembley in the p13 ballot

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Craig

@CraigNE40

4 years

Loads of grown men buzzing on behalf of Sav because Schar got his bottom out?

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

The only people I haven't seen celebrating bagging tickets are the P2 mags! Very humble individuals.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

4 years

Boro fans crying because they didn't get a season ticket seat in their ballot, vowing never to return again..... Grow up man, we're in the middle of a pandemic.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

I feel the football should go ahead as planned. Life must go on, as per the Royals updating their titles on their Twitter profiles etc. Black armbands, 2 minutes silence etc. Football can show its respects whilst going ahead.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

1 year

How much did Craig get right in this tweet?!

Craig Hope

@CraigHope_DM

1 year

🚨 Exclusive: Eddie Howe & NUFC recruitment team told transfer budget is £75m. Scope for £100m if selling now or banking on doing so next summer 🎯 Midfield priority as James Maddison tops list. McTominay, Caicedo & Gallagher also there. ✍️ More details...

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Craig

@CraigNE40

4 years

You laughed at us when we went down but who the fuck is laughing now

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

Maxi’s on the bench lads

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

@worflags @NUFC You could’ve pulled off something spectacular. Shame.

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@CraigNE40

10 months

@jackm1892 100%, I started to follow her when she posted loads of photos with her cleavage hanging out. I’m not a pervert though. No time for the YouTubers in general, but Adam P goes to the games and the revenue from YouTube obviously pays for him to enjoy his hobby so fair fucks to him.

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@CraigNE40

1 year

@MoussaDiaby_19 @bayer04fussball We have drive through Greggs

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@CraigNE40

1 year

@ToonPolls Are you sat under a tree?

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

First time I went St James Park me dad carried me over the piss and held me up so I could piss in a sink. Not sure why everyone worries about the facilities so much.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

@CraigHope_DM Karius is no worse than dubravka

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

So, it’s gone lunch time and the trust still haven’t sacked Bruce. Maybe it’s time Nufc Matters sacked him instead?

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Craig

@CraigNE40

10 months

@nufctrust @TFMick1892 @NUFCWomen Anyone returning the ticket because they don’t get a loyalty point should have their points wiped 😂

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Craig

@CraigNE40

1 year

Fans with over 200 points should have them reset to 0 and forced to go to IKEA on a weekend. Give fans that weren’t interested in the past a chance to go now.

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@CraigNE40

9 months

@CraigHope_DM Hi Craig, always nice to see you delivering positive news.

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@CraigNE40

4 years

@FreeNorthNow You missed a line - trickle down

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

@sportbible Nick Pope is the only one trending so it’s quite obvious

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

DH Gate - 2-4 years £6.90. It’s actually better quality than the kids kits by castore and looks more like the actual kit than the official one….

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@CraigNE40

10 months

@nathan_smith15 @jackm1892 I was, now I’m a reformed character

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

@SkySportsNews Nice to hear some positivity… rather than a manager being a negative nelly bigging up the opposition

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@CraigNE40

2 years

@NUFCToonTalk Thieves

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@CraigNE40

3 years

Canny snide people were encouraged to protest in London spending their hard earned salary, sick pay or dole to travel down when the very next working day the arbitration is delayed until 2022, when seemingly everyone was aware this was happening.

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@CraigNE40

1 year

@Everton @jgarnerr96 @Jarradbranthwa1 What a tournament for blues past and present

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@CraigNE40

2 years

@lowes_mick @NUFC @AdamP1242 Does it hurt that people would rather watch P talk about Newcastle than you?

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

Watford were shite weren’t they. If we’d have taken our chances we’d have been about 5-nil up before they scored. You don’t stay up by failing to beat relegation fodder. Bruce out, Jones out, Charnley out, Ashley out, all the Steve’s out, Shola out.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

Awful take. I’ll back the team but that helmet can do one.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

Right let’s sack off Woodman. His dad was a pleb and this kids not Premier League quality…. Or a kid.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

1 year

20 year since I was in Milan and saw Shearer net twice. What a trip. Won’t be there this time but hope all the youngins enjoy themselves after years of watching shite.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

@LukeEdwardsTele It’s always nice to see some of the local teams do well. I don’t pay much attention to them now, more interested in what our rivals PSG are up to.

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@CraigNE40

4 years

I understand taking the piss put of the mackems... It was mint going to the stadium of light and having a laugh because they were playing our reserves... They've just won silverwear and we can't win a game... Not sure we are currently in the position to laugh at them winning it?

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@CraigNE40

3 years

Not sure why the Nufc timelines blown up as it has but seeing some jipp to a 16 year old lass and I don’t care what or who she’s associated with it doesn’t sit easy with me that there’s any abuse to a lass 1 year older than the step daughter.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

10 months

You know what really confuses me? How there’s people in St James Park using their phones to browse the internet, read twitter, and in some cases make phone calls. What fucking network are they on because it’s mind blowing how they get a signal. I’m in Gateshead before mine works.

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@CraigNE40

2 years

We have a “Daily Dave” discussion about this guy. I think he’s peaked with his e-fanny today.

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@CraigNE40

3 years

@MiguelDelaney Hospitalitywashed

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@CraigNE40

11 months

@sportingminute I keep seeing Mid player Mid team Finished player Finished team Grouped Etc etc I don’t even know what it all means. But it adds no value to anything. Pointless replies.

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@CraigNE40

3 years

This kind of thing will take some getting used to 😂

Out Of Context Football

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3 years

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

Steve Bruce is going to get so much shit it’s going to be fabulous. He’ll have walked 5 games in hopefully

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Craig

@CraigNE40

11 months

MIKE ASHLEY CARED ABOUT THE AVERAGE WORKING CLASS FAN MORE THAN THESE TORIES AND SAUDIS DO 😂😂😂😂😂

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

@Bigfrankchippa U shuuurrre? Let me know before I buy this on Chucky

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

You know what’s missing from this tournament? Plastic patio furniture and tear gas.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

1 year

These lads managed what Steve Wraiths direct flight couldn’t 👏🏻

Matthew Raisbeck

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1 year

The five #NUFC fans cycling from Newcastle to Germany to raise money for the charity Brave Hearts of the North East have just arrived in Dortmund @bbcnewcastle @Embaz1987

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@CraigNE40

4 years

Nufc twitters a strange place. Loads of egos falling out with each other and Steve Wraith has an internet hard men documentary on the way.

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@CraigNE40

3 years

Joseph Willock has essentially single handedly dragged us from relegation battle to mid table. Unbelievable.

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@CraigNE40

2 years

@h2rgg_ @BBCSport Doesn’t matter according to Villa fans

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Craig

@CraigNE40

4 years

@GeordiesFF @MsiDouglas @rafabenitezweb Let's hope the sequel is called The Mighty Rafa

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@CraigNE40

3 years

@RansonKenny @NCSL1892 Hope you didn’t raise much of that £100k, refunds will be a nightmare

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@CraigNE40

2 years

😍😍😍😍😍😍

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@CraigNE40

2 years

I’d keep Joelinton in the squad. Fine him / give him a telling off internally, but we need him for the league and carling cup.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

This chap said Mason Greenwood the rapist and woman beater would be a good fit for Nufc / our new owners, then wants our owners to condemn our fans who called him out and gave him a bit of shit. Weird.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

@kendallrowanx Dan Burn

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

@dedwards1892 @nufctrust You want a pound back?

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

Pattaya booked for October 🇹🇭🍺🐘

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Craig

@CraigNE40

1 year

Everton fans spoiling the moment for the players. Also pitch invasion for being shite… tinpot. They have only delayed their relegation another year.

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

We’ve seen mags dressing up as Saudis… I’m hoping we soon see Saudis dressing up a fat baldy knackas

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Craig

@CraigNE40

3 years

Sign all those players and leave Darlow in nets. Aye

Match of the Day

@BBCMOTD

3 years

What a team this would be! 🔥🔥 Newcastle have been rumoured with a lot of talent since their takeover - what position would this starting XI get them in the table? #bbcfootball

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@CraigNE40

2 years

Can anyone guess which weird part of Twitter this guy hangs out at?

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@CraigNE40

1 year

@worflags can you do a banner saying “nufc360 are big divvies” please?

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@CraigNE40

2 years

Need Super Jack to say something about Almiron again soon cos he’s gone back to being basic Miggy.

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@CraigNE40

2 years

Tweet deleted. Only defence now is “I was hacked”. 🤣🤣

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Craig

@CraigNE40

2 years

1. Mint weekend. 2. It’s only the beginning of our journey. 3. Mags in L5 screaming “sit down” was annoying. 4. Man Utd fans defending Greenwood while queuing for the overground were odd. 5. Just got home and am canny tired.

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@CraigNE40

2 years

Favourite bit about yesterday was seeing Adam P tweet he was off to London for 10 days for the final. Off the map that kid 😂

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@CraigNE40

4 years

Peter Sutcliffe couldn't distinguish between a prostitute and a normal girl. Bit like @ChipperfieldNot with cam whores and lasses that support the toon.

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@CraigNE40

2 years

RIP Brian. The best dog. 😭😭

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@CraigNE40

3 years

@TheTransferOne @ToonMouthTyne Hahahahahaha oh my 😂😂😂 using Burnsie as the sauce ffs

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