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@mangmangmang

5 months

look at this cat! his name is Bruce and he is real

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what if kids aren't some kind of punishment to make you grow up, but small humans you should probably be very keen to devote much of your life to if you're going to consider making them

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not wanting to have kids is fine. but not wanting to have kids so you can lay in bed and smoke weed is lame. dude is 41

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apparently one of two women who invented Myers-Briggs started off by writing Jung slash

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@RockyMountViews I know that, but this one isn't

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@VicIsherwood ...okay

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Honestly I'd rather you source it from cows

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At Waitrose we only source our milk from a pool of dedicated British farmers we know and trust: #TheWaitroseWay

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@fewgene2 @computer_atulya they clearly do or else they wouldn't be apologising

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u know i think this shows a vital queer sensibility. not giving any money to whoever's shilling pride merch. reusing and reclaiming. subverting straight culture. twister of course involves bodies engaging in new and unexpected ways

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@NoContextBrits

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“Where’s the Pride flag?” “Fuck knows. Just put out the Twister mat.”

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@theactualemma @janhopi I absolutely hate that this company actually makes good stuff

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5 years

please

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6 years

I literally yelped 👺🍆

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5 years

It falls to me to report to you that Skimbleshanks the railway cat is hot

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2 years

@ProtonInspector @fancywookiee Look you may not like it but you can't argue with what works

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@scienceshitpost @EwaSR

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Side-eyeing this house I've often thought looked very nice because now I know the inhabitants have an ensuite just barefaced backing on to the bedroom with no door

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Morally speaking everybody should be sorted by height on the entrance to gigs, and then the short people assigned to the front. And then the tall people would have to bring them drinks

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poorly drawn cats

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some poorly drawn thoughts

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3 years

never having had covid is not a moral achievement 🙂

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@mangmangmang

1 year

now this is some good design. it knows what you want and it gives it to you

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6 years

[Auction house] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other bidders: teeth, TEETH Auctioneer: [pounding her gavel] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

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@mangmangmang

5 years

I don't want to fuck the train why are you trying to make me

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4 years

@marcusjdl the Royal family?

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6 years

here are some good things about cats: - their little tiny noses (boop) - when they come and rub up against your leg when you are sitting on the sofa - when you stroke their soft back fur - when they do a big stretch after they wake up - when they curl up to go to sleep

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@mangmangmang

3 years

I love going on the DLR round Canary Wharf, it's like a rollercoaster in a corporate capitalism theme park

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@mangmangmang

6 years

I know this is a very serious issue but also it is a Brexit remix of Welcome to the Black Parade

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2 years

"be gay, do crimes" - someone who subscribes to six separate streaming services and pays the TV licence in hope of seeing a boy cartoon character make eyes at another boy cartoon character

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@underthenettle This series is so embarrassing

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3 years

I don't think this happened

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@thecatreviewer Aloof tabby with a really good round face. No response to pspsps. 13/10 for solidity, poise and confidence

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@mangmangmang

6 years

I am sorry to report that men have ruined the Facebook pylon group

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6 years

@thecatreviewer Small leopard, very keen on the head scritch, exposed belly at the drop of hat, 12/10

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@mangmangmang

2 years

the new alphabet, as ordered by number of Twitter followers: f, a, s, n, t, k, j, g, h, r, p, x, z, q, u, w, l i, m and v no longer exist b, c, d, e, o, and y have been suspended

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6 years

which I should be clear makes me feel far more warmly towards the MBTI although it is ofc nonsense

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@mangmangmang

4 years

I know I subtweeted yesterday about how this was stupid, but I have to applaud this investigative journalism

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@mangmangmang

2 years

I can never take a good photo of this because it's too far away, but a building has been demolished and left the side of a bathroom wall exposed, and the mirror reflects the sky/trees and it's amazing

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@mangmangmang

6 years

Found your boyfriend in the Lego shop

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3 years

@thecatreviewer Very floofy ginger boat captain, perfectly content and not remotely interested in pats 14/10

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3 years

@thecatreviewer this fine lad got up from his comfortable spot to demand pats and followed me down the road until he was satisfied 14/10

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@thecatreviewer Very friendly sleek tuxedo, followed me up the road demanding scritches, 13/10

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@mangmangmang

4 years

YOU GUYS there is a judge called THE HONOURABLE MR JUSTICE GOOSE

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@mangmangmang

5 years

You don't actually have to make your error messages cute, this is unncecessarily alarming

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@mangmangmang

5 years

Could this diamanté Union Jack bikini phone be the worst object of all? Scientists are unclear

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6 years

All the pet insurance companies ask for your pet's name first, like the premiums might be higher for Chairman Miaow than Margaret Catcher

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3 years

@thecatreviewer Very friendly smooth East London calico, scritch demanding. 15/10

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2 years

if you must have office weight loss challenges (which you absolutely must not)...

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5 years

when you think about it... Busted's "not much has changed but we live underwater" was truly a chilling vision of the capitalist climate catastrophe

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3 years

OK lots going on here. My main question would be, why is the skeleton wearing a mermaid bra under her ribcage

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@thecatreviewer Very friendly calico, jumped down for pats and then looked aggrieved when she relocated for windowsill pats and I didn't follow because of 'property'

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@sarge_the_kitty @RGibsongirl strong timeline convergence @JortsTheCat

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@thecatreviewer v. hairy, v. loud, v. glamorous, aggressively soliciting scritches, 13/10

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@mangmangmang

5 years

The best tweets are when clever people are like "wow can't believe you are surprised something bad is bad. I knew that bad thing was bad already", especially when nobody actually is surprised but are just expressing how it's bad that the bad thing is bad

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@mangmangmang

7 years

I know we all have thoughts like this occasionally, but I'm not sure you ought to put them in a card

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@mangmangmang

7 months

this is good, but can we also do one about how both major parties have shifted their approaches to trans people due to unfounded worries based on conspiracy theories

Peter Walker

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NEW: The Department for Transport shifted to prioritising driving over cycling and walking in part due to worries about ‘15-minute cities’ based on conspiracy theories, documents seen by the Guardian show.

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Some cats I saw today: Geraldine was very curious and noisy. 14/10 @thecatreviewer

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4 years

@thecatreviewer this dapper lad leapt off his perch at the window to receive scritches 14/10

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6 years

If you are feeling stressed, take a little time to look at this

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3 years

@thecatreviewer smooth, slinky mate perched on the fencepost waiting for pats. 12/10

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5 years

someone's responded to a plagiarism case saying they wouldn't know if there was any plagiarism seeing as someone else wrote the assignment for them

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@Scientits I think this is a joke

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@mangmangmang

7 years

Ah, yes, as my Grannie always used to say, "have a biscuit before you go, dear, and don't forget you live in a panoptocal surveillance society"

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@thecatreviewer pointy, noisy ginger friend, followed us all the way up the road for scritches. 15/10

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6 years

Font could do with a rethink

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@mangmangmang

8 years

YES, WE KNOW 2017 IS GOING TO BE WORSE BUT JESUS CHRIST CAN'T WE TAKE A LITTLE PERFORMATIVE JOY AFFORDED BY THE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTION OF TIME

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8 years

🚢👮🍆

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3 years

@thecatreviewer one boat, two cats of contrasting temperament, combined score 24/20

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2 years

every so often someone reviewing a film will be like "it's got kind of Something About Mary, American Pie humour", which just means "jizz"

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@TPGRoberts @eyebrowsofpower getting older is a continual revelation into how people rewrite the past to erase dissent... 'well we have to judge them by the standards of their time' i mean i was there and i did

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2 years

@SzMarsupial similar thing going around with the fast fashion discourse

Lakyn Thee Stylist

@OgLakyn

2 years

No, it's really so funny, you can write entire threads about how fast fashion literally exploits the labor of millions and is both indirectly and directly responsible for the deaths of thousands and the replies will be like "why do you hate poor people?"

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3 years

<- that's Senior Lecturer Mang now

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@thecatreviewer Last time I saw this cat it reacted angrily to me gently stretching a hand out for potential pats. The scratch has healed but I am keeping a respectful distance anyway. 10/10

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2 years

For my birthday, I have got... a degree

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@thecatreviewer Noisy, jumpy but interested asymmetrical friend, solicited some hearty pats through the gate 14/10

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6 years

@holly A low-tech lifehack for the ages

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4 years

World's sixth-richest country decimates its health service, desperate situation drives 99-year-old war veterans to fundraising

Dr Lindsey Fitzharris

@DrLindseyFitz

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Here's the "feel good" story you need right now: "A WWII veteran has vowed to walk 2,500 metres in his back garden to raise money for the NHS." Captain Tom Moore, you are an inspiration. ❤️

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6 years

Well, to start with, the man's got legs and the van has wheels

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@mangmangmang

9 years

New twist on "going down on women is gay": a dude who won't kiss his gf because "he doesn't want dick in his mouth"

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Not wanting to go to the D-day commemoration is the kind of thing the press would have made up that Jeremy Corbyn did even though he had

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4 years

Yesterday's cat had large fluffy pantaloons. 15/10 @thecatreviewer

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6 years

embarrassingly I thought he'd been dead for ages

Owen Jarus

@ojarus

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Why Alexander the Great May Have Been Declared Dead Prematurely

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keep seeing people saying "being vaccinated doesn't give you magical protection from the coronavirus!!" no... it gives you actual protection from the coronavirus

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4 years

someone has tried to do a survey for a US and UK customer base

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@thecatreviewer This little baby used to be a street cat and had two litters of kittens before she came to live with us. She loves chin scritches and hates it when people stand up 300/10

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@RopesToInfinity why do they not simply eat their cat

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7 years

Isabel's no scab 🚂

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5 years

not really OK with writing "2020" on dates. that's a science fiction year

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@mangmangmang

2 years

Can confirm! As a neurotypical I only do important things, like pecking at keys, if rewarded with treats. What's interest? What's creativity? Don't understand that