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@maldn32
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5 years
“When are you going to see me?”
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“Did you get that dress on sale because it’s 100% off in my house”
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Me after saying Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark
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“You’ll meet your partner in uni everyone does” Well I didn’t meet anyone not even my deadlines
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Why can’t they make a halal McDonald’s in the UK is it that difficult to say Allahu Akbar
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I’m calling you >>>> can I call you?
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I’m going to call you Can I call you????
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I’d rather speak to a 5/10 with fast replies than a 10/10 with hella slow replies 😤
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It’s always “how are you” it’s never “can I pay for your gym membership”🙄
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I’d probably drown in this shower
@snowibitch
queen of the clouds
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“Go on shoot your shot no ones talking to her” Me:
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Why can’t someone trust me like bbc iPlayer
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I’m not hungry for success, I’m starving for it
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Me 3 days into quarantine and going into the kitchen
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How’s everyone in a relationship then there’s me lipsing up a burger
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@McDonaldsUK Nah tell your ceo to come around the corner not happy with this
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When a guy tells you his height make sure you -3 inches, don’t be fooled in 2020
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When someone has an actual talent they become 10x more attractive
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When someone tries to wake me up in Ramadan to eat in the morning
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@maldn32
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4 years
When someone is struggling but still does the most for you>>>>>
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This phrase is never good , what happened twitter
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When you say “gym starts tomorrow” everyday then look in the mirror and you’re a fatshit
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FINALLY a bomb girl😍🤤in the villa
@SHAMlMA_BEGUM
Shamima Begum
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Got some great news guys, there is about to be a new addition to the villa. So excited! #voteshamima #loveisland
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Nah this is stay in my bed all day type of weather
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Boris Johnson’s speech
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You lot that bait out people need to grow up, moving like cctv
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Is it just me that waits for my phone to get to 1% before I start charging it
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Prison break first season is honestly the best thing I’ve ever watched no cap
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It’s expensive eating healthy, that’s my excuse 🙃
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Just did 5 sit ups that’s me done for the year ☺️
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Going to sleep in the Fridge tonight this weather ain’t for me😩
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Yeah I’m ugly but my bank account..okay yeah that’s ugly too 😪
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Who’s tryna 2 meters apart and chill👀
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Who would have thought tommy would have been the most loyal 🤣 #loveisland
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If you’re wearing a jacket or black in this weather that should be a criminal record 😤
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Could have been CEO of Apple but had brain injury
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There’s no success without failure if you get hit by life come back stronger and go again.
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I need to use the emergency alert I got something to say
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Wish I could move to Saudi leave everything behind
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@saif777xx I tried god left me on 2 blue ticks
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I know Elon musk waiting to make likes public randomly to bait everyone out
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Are fish fingers childish
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Alcaraz this is your time my boy
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Do you lot think death penalty should be a thing in UK
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@KingBill_ Ofcourse But perseverance is the key
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