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8 months

@glumirror this is acceptable but we can't have a radfem subreddit

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it's always "makeup is an art!!" "make up is empowering" until it becomes the norm and women who don't do it are shamed both by men and conforming women

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@abortsons the internet has completely destroyed any ounce of naïveté and trust i previously had for men

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@bychloecaldwell i have a theory that being a journalist at a fashion mag in the 00s is the equivalent of being a fashion influencer nowadays. super trendy, famous, successful, every young girl's dream

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the absence of public spaces in egypt is not brought up enough. does it make sense to spend money every single time you go out? where are all the parks? there's barely even benches on the streets to sit down on.

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@malafunctions

4 years

y'all remember when 200 men sexually assaulted one (1) woman in january and still the egyptian public wasn't as outraged by that as they are now??

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@malafunctions

1 year

the middle east actually hates girls and fun bc why else would it postpone this

izzehhhh

@meintobluberihu

1 year

EVERYONE IS WEARING PINK OMG

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@malafunctions

7 months

@Narsimha_dev @lalalazeee this man tried to prove that indian men aren't bad by threatening someone physically if they said indian men are bad lmaoooo

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@malafunctions

7 months

@Narsimha_dev @lalalazeee you know damn well what you meant. don't try to backtrack like a coward now

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@malafunctions

1 year

if men had periods do you think they'd be as ashamed as women to eat during ramadan? they'd announce it on fb, get all their buddies who are also on their periods together for a morning feast prepared by their fasting wives, and smear some blood on public walls for fun

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5 years

wednesday addams but make her egyptian

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@eleanordotcomm "fake email jobs" for anything tech brain-related but they worship masculine physical labor jobs that can at any moment be replaced by an automated machine permanently

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1 year

@ladielabrys ain't no multi-millionaires living in that cheap looking house wearing those red neck clothes

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@abortyourson me when i enter a "horrible opinion and analogy" competition with someone who supports prostitution:

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@malafunctions

5 years

to everyone blaming #فتاة_المنصورة on her clothes, did y'all forget the same thing that happened to not one but three HIJABI girls in el beheira in 2018? their "crime" was existing as women in this blessed country. it literally doesn't matter what you wear.

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@jesuismalakk she looks like her name is kenzy or jana

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@fo2ad_yasser لما يكون 64% من سواقين الموتسكلات معترفين انهم بيسرقوا (زي 64% كدا من رجالة مصر المعترفين انهم بيتحرشوا) و يكون 99% من المارة في الشارع اتسرقوا من سواق موتسكل قبل كدا يبقى حقنا نعمم ولو سواق في الاقلية الكويسة يتفهم إنه في فئة اغلبها قذر

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1 year

everytime there's two male best friends they always look like this

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2 years

they say this then go and sexualize footballers' WIVES 😭😭😭😭

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@abzzzzzz_

2 years

I’m tired of these women sexualising footballers.

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1 year

do the men also have to wear bikinis

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1 year

🙃🙃🙃 no words.

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@ijbolistani this made me feel like I'm watching an episode of black mirror mocking desensitization bc why are people laughing at this horrid abuse instead of being outraged? this video felt like a punch to my gut holy shit

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@redpill_lies i hope the male loneliness epidemic gets even worse

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1 year

thats crazy bc imagine someone thinking they solved the problem of racial segregation in 1950s USA by making (and profiting off) a whitening cream for black americans so they can be allowed in white-only spaces instead of tackling the root cause, racism (or in our case, classism)

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1 year

Hadia Ghaleb is so insanely out of touch to actually think she solved discrimination against hijabis by creating a line of overpriced swimsuits that only a small percentage of women can afford so they don’t have to wear the black burkini “el Howa msh helw awy”

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@malafunctions

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@ZendayasDriving because having only both of them means spoiling the season and it was very much will they won't they....

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@malafunctions

1 year

this culture is based around women shrinking and disappearing because men get to do whatever they want with no consequences. how about instead of making a post warning women against having normal friendships, make a post telling men to stop gossiping like pieces of shit

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@reem_tlb

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بنات متخلوش زميلك في الشغل يتجاوز معاكي ويلمسك ولا تخرجي معاه مفيش حاجة اسمها عادي مفيش حاجة اسمها زي اخويا ونيته بريئة انا قاعده في كافيه بسمع كلام سم دلوقتي من واحد على واحده زميلته واخده عليه شويتين والادهى كانت قاعده معاه قبلها قدامي هيء وميء والوقتي مع صاحبه بيقول منحله

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@firestonprophet don't forget the "your dad and brothers rape and abuse you and your mom can't do a thing about it"

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@malafunctions

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@ShNkt4 @SecuEgy لو بتحبي اوي كدا يبقى متضايقيش لو حد خده قدوة و عمل فيكي زيه

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@maryamsobhhy from what i've seen it screams nouveau-riche-with-previous-financial-insecuriy turned into extravagant bragging as a massive cope. ew.

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@malafunctions

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@thglve if anything i'd be so happy if i were her bc not only are my looks nothing to get roasted about, my life is 99% likely to be nothing like he described. even the darkest armpit of the internet couldn't roast me.

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@lujaynnne how tone deaf can one person be like...

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@malafunctions

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@alexhaedda @positivelyupset women don't need to have the friendliness of a kindergarten teacher to be listened to

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@malafunctions

6 years

egyptian facebook in a nutshell: -"عشاق الشوكولاتة 😍" -"النفسية محتاجة رحلة للملديف 😭" -"فنجان قهوة و أغاني فيروز ☕" -"العين العسلي لما الشمس بتخبط فيها 😍" -"موضة 2019😤" *insert picture of gross article of clothing no one wears* -"ايه الجمال ده 😘" *basic white girl*

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@malafunctions

2 years

@depressedlatte0 that's enough Internet for today

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@malafunctions

1 year

@conicalcanines the bit about tolerating abuse for so-called financial support, how is that any different from a middle eastern auntie telling a female relative to suck it up so she doesn't end up homeless and a disgrace. literally gone full circle to medieval misogyny.

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@malafunctions

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@glumirror it's even creepier when they turn 18 and all of a sudden their normal, innocent persona turns super sexualized (billie eilish), the pedos just couldn't wait a few years more

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@firestonprophet absolutely not the same. usually when so-called "racists" bash men of color, it's because they actually mean the men. men of color commit a drastically larger number of crimes (sexual assault, r @pe , misogyny in general) compared to woc.

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@malafunctions

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straight person here to confirm that mayar is wrong <3

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bfkr a3ml sh3ry purple bs hsa eno bt3 lgbtq 🧍🏽‍♀️

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@NADIlNE alexandria with a fresh coat of paint and without corrupt municipalities

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@fordhoIden it was after 2 years of radio silence (literally) give us a break 😭

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1 year

@sativaplvth ah yes africa and the middle east, both feminist heavens up until the evil whites came along

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1 year

@radfemswiftie lol the student didn't ask for anyone to be there for them at ramadan, the school did that on its own. same with pride, if they don't wanna get involved they don't have to. doesn't mean they will execute gay people like in uganda (huge strawman btw) it's just their religion

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@Habibaseoudii howa enty mesh 3aysha ma3ana fel balad walla eh girls are literally getting their genitals cut off, being forced into marriages with men twice their age, w kemeyet sexual assaults w rapes mesh tabee3eya. enty ya benty betroo7y el madrasa besabab el feminists omal enty fakra eh

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@malafunctions

4 years

@Habibaseoudii rlly hope he replies to your texts soon sis 😩😩

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@malafunctions

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@Howlingmutant0 @positionses your mom will hopefully get pranked the same way, see how you like it

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@ahmed__m0ustafa @MoatAwesome_ the male suicide rate isn't high enough, you should contribute to it

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@Gaberzain10 واحد عايز يقطع ودنك و يجي حد يقولك معلش استحمله أصل البلد اكتسادهاااا دايععع ما يخربيت الاقتصاد أنا عايز ودني

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@zak_file btehsal ma3aya lama batlob milkshake lazem y'ololi "ah milk check" 🙃

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1 year

@PeterKozman و يغيرلها الرملة كل يوم

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@LilacMedusa in the north of egypt (the most conservative, religious, uneducated part) rape of daughters is a very common practice

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@malafunctions

3 years

@assilyk this is fucking disturbing and the worst part is the people getting in serious trouble will probably be the workers whose limited salaries they use to feed their families meanwhile the kids will be off to gouna or sahel... i hope karma gets them really hard

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@malafunctions

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@Habibaseoudii bas la2 dool attention whores tab3an ezay netkalem 3al khara el bye7sal fel balad ded el setat? ma no3od fel matbakh a7san

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@malafunctions

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@fo2ad_yasser Promundo with UN women, keep in mind 64% only admitted to such crimes. imagine how many others didn't.

64% of men admit to harassing women in Egypt's streets: report - Egypt Independent

Promundo, a Brazilian organization that campaigns for gender equality, recently released a study examining sexual harassment and gender inequality from men’s point of view. By interviewing people in...

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@radfemswiftie the replies are insane. is this what the left has reached? just cycling back to misogyny and lack of empathy for women because it might offend men *clears throat* i mean trans women and homeless and black men? the way everyone is subtly blaming her, you'd think it's the mideast

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@malafunctions

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@memaashraf_ يلعن ابو رجالة الطبقة الفقيرة بنت الوسخة بتاعة الموتوسكلات المش عارفين نمشي في الشارع بسببهم كل واحد فيهم شبه فردة الشبشب القديمة و على وش امه طينه و ماشي يعاكس و يتحرش والله العظيم يوما ما هقتل صرصار من الصراصير دي

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@fo2ad_yasser لا هم الاتنين حلوين للارجيومنت على فكرة. حتى لو 60% دا برضه كتير فشخ و اهو بوريك ان في احصائية تانية بتقول انه 99% mn el akher your analogy sucks, im sorry

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egyptian women go to therapy challenge (impossible)

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@malafunctions

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@Rollolz no one hates on egyptian women as much as egyptian men do honestly, which is why i think they're super trash & would never get with one

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@malafunctions

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@blondeisabeli i appreciate you trying to think outside the box, but you need to realize lgbt rights are being pushed the most in developed secular western countries. these countries notoriously have low birth rates, an aging population, and a desperate need for working-age citizens.

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@malafunctions

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@_baechamel @nuclearfem forget billie i don't care about her shallow ass, the way people are saying this take is valid is disturbing. womanhood is being reduced to very strict gendered misogynistic stereotypes and if someone doesn't fit, she starts questioning her identity

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@malafunctions

1 year

@Aquadisiac_ they would prob get arrested if they published the same stuff now

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@malafunctions

1 year

@firestonprophet is this racist white woman in the room with us rn? im literally muslim and egyptian (arab) living in egypt all my life. you know jackshit about me. im not weaponizing your pain at the hands of your men, im literally living through that same pain caused by those same men.

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@malafunctions

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i don't want to live in this fucking country any more. i don't even know which hashtag to write, which rapist to hate, which place to feel safe in. #العدالة_ل_أمل #أحمد_باسم_زكي_متحرش

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@malafunctions

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@zak_file mojito is a spanish word wel j can be pronounced as a خ asasan

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@malafunctions

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@Abdelkhaliik حاسة البيجمع الكومنتس الشبه دي بيبقى عايز يسلط الضوء على طريقة تفكير منتشرة في المجتمع مش عشان الريتش.. لازم نعرف المشكلة ايه قبل ما نواجهها

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@firestonprophet oh and the not inheriting the islamic way (which is already very fucking sexist)

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@malafunctions

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@farouhitaaa the way my now super-religious grandma used to dress exactly the same, wtf happened bruh 😭

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@malafunctions

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@virusT__ da gheir en el setat dii bte3mel floos bsabab el regala el bteshtery💀

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@malafunctions

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egyptians tell you not to use an english word and then use a french word instead 💀

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@urrsoulmate

1 year

ازاي محدش جاب سيرتها ؟

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@_baechamel @ninthimmortal @biffonacliff i saw incels on a forum talking about it and they had no empathy for her whatsoever, they had a poll and most said they would've joined in the r @pe and abuse. i fucking hate men so much.

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@malafunctions

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@fo2ad_yasser thats based on the sample done for this study. another study by UN women on a larger sample revealed it's 99.3% & for the men, even if you go with the lowest number (40%) those are only the ones who ADMITTED.

99.3% of Egyptian Women, Girls Have Been Sexually Harassed | ISPU

New research from U.N. Women finds that 99.3 percent of women have suffered sexual harassment in Egypt. Slightly less (91.5 percent) have experienced unwelcome physical contact. Released last week,...

www.ispu.org

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@malafunctions

1 year

@eviepilled @ladielabrys i mean that's literally peak redneck. also looks cheap and tacky as hell

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@malafunctions

2 years

@killjoykaat do u not see the irony here

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@malafunctions

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@waifuterf be so fucking for real right now... don't play dumb

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@itachi_Meow w the block w my kitchen rules w project runway ana tfolty kanet kolaha mosab'at

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@malafunctions

1 year

drama kenzy madbouly betfakarny lama kont ba3mel tiktok videos el sana el fatet w wahed mesek taariban kol videohaty tarya2a (and he got like 200k+ views) and i looked at the likes and found my dad among them 💀

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@DatCatDer insane how there's no radical feminist subreddit but this is fine.

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@malafunctions

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the way this is literally misogyny and male supremacy but make it "woke"

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purity culture is viewing women as nothing but sex objects so much so that even the most trivial aspects of life like wearing pants, talking to male classmates, having a boyfriend, LEAVING THE HOUSE is heavily sexualized & women are heavily shamed for doing it in these cultures

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@eviepilled @ladielabrys investing includes real estate aka better house. also if someone's making a video telling me how rich they are and how rich ill be if i copy them i want to at least see proof of it so that its not such a blatant lie

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@Khaledhesham95 egyptian men are so depraved, desperate, and perverted they can't stand to see a photo of clothes

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@malafunctions

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don't cry when your wife cheats on you with a married man then. isn't that the society you're trying to normalize?

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@depressdo

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عندي bad news للبنات الـ conservative اللي اكبر احلامهم الزوج اللي هيفضل يحبها و loyal و تكون معاه اسرة نسبة حدوث ما سبق تكاد تكون صفرية ومستحيلة خصوصًا لو شريكك على قدر ما من الوسامة. الجميع دلوقتي محاط باوبشنز مرعبة ومن غير ما يدور كمان والحب كدا كدا بيروح بعد فترة

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and how egyptian men talk about other middle eastern women. men are delusional and always think women of their race are unloveable because only these women know how much of a loser he is.

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@malafunctions

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we need to address the ghettofication of road 9 in maadi. i can't even walk there peacefully anymore bc of the sarsags

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@malafunctions

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@eviepilled @ladielabrys nice strawman. i was proving that they're dressed like poor people (rednecks) so the chance of them being multi millionaires is very slim. i also said that THEY (the girls) look tacky, lots of rednecks look great but still aren't millionaires. idg why ur so offended lol

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@malafunctions

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@cyphuhhh i'd still be wary sis. they're getting smarter with their tactics

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@malafunctions

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the reason egyptians hate PDA but don't mind / defend seggsual harassment is because in PDA, unlike harassment, the woman is also consenting and benefiting. they loathe seeing women being happy.

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صاحين تتناقشوا في ال open relationship في بلد لو اتنين ماشين في الشارع ماسكين ايد بعض ممكن يتبضن عليهم بجميع الطرق الممكنة

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@eviepilled @ladielabrys im saying the girls in the video look tacky not that rednecks do, also you said it yourself that rednecks are poor so...

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@malafunctions

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me when an egyptian talks shit about egypt vs when a non-egyptian talks shit about egypt

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@malafunctions

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can't stop thinking about the fact that if basant's photos were real, her story would've been viewed by society as a cautionary tale about a sl*t that got what she deserved, to warn girls of doing the same. #حق_بسنت_خالد_لازم_يرجع

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hate to be the bearer of bad news but the most misogynistic oppressive men are men of color in third world countries (statistically and thru first hand experience)

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@cutfem

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Jesus christ we dont fucking care.

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@artopathic trans women are not women.

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@frankoceanslove Maturing is realizing 4/5 is a large group

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@hannahamirrr men in egypt r painfully ugly

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@Haya_Hatem هو أنت بتدافعي عن مين بجد 💀 ما معروفة انهم بيتجوزوا ستات من دول فيها حروب عشان بيتستغلوا وضعهم الحرج. مش لازم الجواز يكون اجباري بضرب و عياط عشان يكون إجبار ما هي مجبرة تتجوز غير كدا مش هتلاقي تاكل. هم ليه بيريلوا اول ما أي حرب تبدأ فى المنطقة طيب؟

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@ahmedhathoutt the way all of these girls are 10s

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@malafunctions

5 years

ladies, hot girl summer is OVER. it's time for manic pixie dream girl autumn. wear an oversized sweater and go find a bland white guy and embody the fantasy of the maternal figure he never had. teach him what it's like to be alive. giving giving giving but never receiving. FUN!

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@malafunctions

2 months

@interimdoll she's a girl why is she hating like a man... also i don't see her particularly hiding her chest in any of the pics lmaoooooo love the hypocrisy

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