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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

in the most non-fruity way possible i wish i were a boy to treat a girl right

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

women are dramatic? have you ever seen a man ma2moos?

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3 years

coffee isnt enough i need cocaine

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3 years

i love zendaya af but all zayed girls look like that😭

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zendaya serving looks.

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1 year

that moment you realize you dont have mascara on and can rub your eyes like sandpaper>>>

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

did someone beat me to it?

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

january is finally over what the fuck was that

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

4 years

people who say “she deserved it” or “da entesar” aw “a7san” are disgusting pieces of shits and no matter how horrible a person is nothing justifies rape

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no comment!!!

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

sabaho

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

we literally experienced all the seasons in november

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

me going anywhere: “yarab mashofsh had ana 3arfa”

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

i wanna go to dahab

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

3erefna en kosom souq ba2a amazon

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@jesuismalakk

4 years

A GUY WHO HAS CONTINUOUSLY ASKED ME FOR NUDES EVEN THO I SAID NO MULTIPLE TIMES AND TRIED TO PUSH ME INTO BEING FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS WITH HIM BY USING GUILT TRIPPING AND FLATERRY JUST POSTED A STORY ABOUT RESPECTING A WOMAN’S BOUNDARIES 5555555555555 W MEET 55555555555555555555

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@jesuismalakk

4 years

“howa walad wenty bent...”

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

2 years

wearing skinny jeans after like three years of baggy pants feels illegal

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@jesuismalakk

2 years

everything reminds me of him

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

2 years

talking about a crush is more fun than actually talking to them

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

the random flashbacks<<<

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

shoot

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@jesuismalakk

2 years

do i actually wanna eat something or am i just sad

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

im hanging out with him inside my mind rn

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

when you tell him youre craving ice cream

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

i hâte staying up till 3 am i don’t even do anything but i refuse to sleep

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

i could be uninterested as fuck and still reply 0.2 seconds

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

2 years

INSTAGRAM CAN TRANSLATE FRANCO NOW?????

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

i need a new hobby(a person i can obsess over)

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

the smell of sunblock is so comforting cause all the best memories are by the water

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

i posted 13 stories that means i gave him 13 chances to text me he’s not the one

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

5 years

@LPernaty well he’s 76, and thats 4000 women, say he started having sex at 17, which gives him 59 years to have sex, divide those women on 59 years, he had sex with 67 women each year of his life. and then theres david bowie

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@jesuismalakk

2 years

what in the actual FUCK

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

“i couldve done better” ing my way through life

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@jesuismalakk

2 years

sexy girls dont know why they’re sad

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

a year ago this ride would cost me 15 pounds what the fuck

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

new years kiss applications start now

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

2 years

breakup texts hurt but have you ever gotten this text

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

lesa dakhla fe wahed bel 3arabeya w bey2oly “momken rakamek” 😭😭😭

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@jesuismalakk

2 years

bro i wanna dance with him

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

1 year

do you think i cunted this hard for a man?

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@BillzDaOriginal

1 year

Ladies, on behalf of all men, this is what we want not those long long ones. Is this too difficult???

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@jesuismalakk

1 year

they makin him look like a soldier and her like a tiktoker tf

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

A FOLLOW BACK DOESNT MEAN A DM PLEASE FUCK OFF

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@jesuismalakk

4 years

we can all agree

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

ya’ll know when someone asks u to pick a song and you forget every song you’ve ever known

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

all my friends are getting tattoos or getting high and im getting fucked by 4 essays and 4738 deadlines

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

1 year

dying

ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

1 year

seeing him tomorrow so i win

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

:)

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@sicksoulx

3 years

if you scroll past this, post a mirror selfie

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

the way i know that i can do better but better doesn’t wanna do me

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

this january is not januaring like other januaries neik ba2a

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

gorgeous gorgeous girls want 7 boyfriends

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

2 years

and im out

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

sabaho

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

sha7ata bet2oly yarab tetgawezy wahed 3asool ba2olaha “ana shazza”

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@jesuismalakk

5 years

@themoonsick @LPernaty did not think of that...

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

shazam but for mental disorders

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

the feminine urge to call the boys im in love with “bro”

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

when he accuses me of flirting with a boy i definitely flirted with

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

sa3at bastaghrab men ad eh ana helwa

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@jesuismalakk

2 years

im excited for ramadan twitter this year

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

i bet his eyes look so pretty when he’s high

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

he can be attractive if i choose to see him as so.

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

kinda still bumbed out that i didnt get a new years kiss

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

i just want someone to play with my hair bro

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

im way too hot for any guy its a struggle😔

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

ive not seen one guy in my entire existence beye3teref bel lip balm

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@ahmedfouvd

3 years

Every guy’s car: +gum

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

september dump?

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@jesuismalakk

2 years

its so funny when men think we dont see them staring

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

3 years

nothing hurts more than being mean to your mom then regretting it afterwards

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

i can finally post this meme

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

4 years

*talking to a fam member* “ba2a 3andek kam sana?” “16” “ya3ny ba2ety 3aroosa khalas” “la2 ba2eit 16 sana”

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

do i have to show my tits ya3ny to get likes on my dumps?

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

“bro” and “i like you” fit together so weirdly in a sentence

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@jesuismalakk

2 years

if i were a guy for a day i’d get my dick sucked to know what the fucking hype is about

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@jesuismalakk

4 years

bruh i dont even trust my uterus on the last day of my period what makes you think i’ll trust you

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

the feminine urge to get him hard then do nothing about it

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

the sheyaka in question

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

ana 3ayza atshayek neik elnaharda

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@jesuismalakk

4 years

the art the artist

zara

@zarasdiary

4 years

the art the artist

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ʞɐןɐɯ

@jesuismalakk

1 year

for people who misunderstood, im just mad that they make him seem like the villain, they’re both soldiers and it twists the perspective, they make it seem like she was just minding her business and he just shot her, which is not the case and im still very much proud of him

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@jesuismalakk

3 years

im going to prom in a suit watch me

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@jesuismalakk

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