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Strategic Marketing Manager - Ex Sports Producer,

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Joanna
5 years
@PsychedelicPil @JuliaHB1 Oh the irony of using a Bierkeller gif!
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@BBCBreaking I post this for those trying to understand their grief and for those that do not understand why people grieve for people they don't know.
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5 years
@SpillerOfTea @ColinBrowning14 Couldn’t choose one so here is some more highlights from Colon
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2 years
@jeremykauffman @POTUS Walk, cycle or use public transport. Shop smarter.
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2 years
@snb19692 @HackedOffHugh When people ask about Britishness this is the sort of thing that I think quantifies it. The ability to make the serious hilarious.
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5 years
@Abdullah_Azfal @Baddiel They started feeling comfortable 3.5 years ago. Buoyed by Tory and right wing rhetoric, clothed as debate.
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@helenlewis I adore Kam - such a lovely soul.
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5 years
@DDev87 @BBCNews Well I think that crossing the Atlantic in a super racing yacht is going to be better tale to tell when she's your age.
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2 years
@JoshAlexCairo @JasonGroves1 Yup, what I call the - 1kg of porridge oats gang. No idea how much they spend on utilities on a daily basis, let alone how much it costs for utilities on a daily basis.
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5 years
@KhanUR1983 @BBCBreaking Glad they have got what they wanted now everyone can leave them alone without claiming their 0.69p worth!!
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3 years
This is ridiculous, 89 children in my son's secondary school have covid leading to about 320 self isolating. Another day and another letter from the school with another 2 cases. Masks should never be removed from schools. #Covid19UK
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4 years
@Eternal_mother @NeilClark66 If my daughter can wear one with -50% lung function routinely over the past few years - you can wear one - stop being selfish!!
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5 years
@DDev87 @BBCNews I think you would be hard pushed to find someone who would be more interested in adolescent boys summer drinking than crossing the Atlantic on a racing yacht but if you find someone do let me know, so I can avoid them.
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5 years
@robertmays @ThtrProfessor USA have just beaten my team but she is an absolute star, she is a phenomenal role model for all young people from any nation. She gives Americans back a real sense of pride that 45 has stripped away. Much respect ✊
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4 years
@spencermorgan93 At least you don’t have to worry about : losing your job, having a roof over your head, food on your table, clothing, family - for the majority of people those are the things that make their lives worth living.
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@GreatStrides65 @Tonygardner I actually think a third piece of the jigsaw will drop tomorrow - the journalists are playing a good game here.
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3 years
@chrisapplegate Hmm hope they didn’t pay a penny for a 42 year old logo!
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3 years
@cass1912 @MartinSLewis Both are linked to each other, a govt that doesn’t care about breaking rules are not going to care abou anything else.
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5 years
@OxfordDiplomat Sir William Hillary founder of The RNLI
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3 years
@Jacsiss @LozzaFox Calm down it is a traffic signal!
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4 years
@hoos1963 @TinaDaheley The reason it is a race thing is that a blond, blue eyed child that went missing 13 years ago takes the front page from the protests to systemic racism that occurred yesterday. This is the subtle everyday racism that occurs so ingrained many don’t even see it.
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5 years
@Juniec15 @GMB @piersmorgan @susannareid100 😂 Exceptionalism and discounting every single ally that gave thier lives to assist in defeating Germany.
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2 years
@mpblackman1 @carolinenokes If you are referring to a deeply misogynistic scene from a series set in a world that doesn’t exist, that most empathetic people felt deeply uncomfortable watching them you would realise there is no satire in writing it.
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2 months
@GordonW09225415 The reporter is blind and a well respected veteran journalist.
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5 years
@LanceForman At least those leftist workers in those institutions turn up more than 59% of the time to their job!
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4 years
@Gingercat62 @Baddiel Don’t put a photo of your kids on social media to push your political point then!
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2 years
@kamilkazani @TrueFactsStated 100% this - tried to explain this the other day to be told this is “different” no one could explain why!
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6 years
@thewoodhuntress @JeffKasky @FLOTUS @realDonaldTrump @RandyRainbow Nope Diana you couldn't be more wrong, I am in Europe and we love Randy @RandyRainbow . His parodies are hilarious, clever and brilliantly executed.
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2 years
@BenThomWood @thehistoryguy A real world example of making a production company less competitive. Putting experienced crews out of work as there are 27 other countries that can do the work.
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4 years
@Catsprotect12 @BBCNews Might come as a bit of a shock but they also see white defendants!
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@Femi_Sorry He was in my daughter’s friendship circle and he was always like this. He was a brilliant light, his legacy must be his words and actions.
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@rhymerrigby I was always taught that something is only worth what someone is willing to pay for it.
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2 years
@KyivIndependent For those that may not know this is used by many Ukrainians as the sound on Tiktok for their videos. This is the significance.
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5 years
@_SJPeace_ There is something so comforting hearing the call to pray, especially if several mosques are calling at the same time. Back in my beloved Marrakech inshallah x
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5 years
@staurt1 @BBCBreaking Or a massive miscarriage of justice.
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2 years
@GavinSunder @UberFacts Why live in a country that your 8 year old can't walk 1/2 mile home? I thought the US was the land of the free.
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5 years
@davidschneider Everyone seems to have forgotten that the 40% threshold raised from £32K in 2017/2018 to £46k in 2018/2019 to 50K 2019/2020. Someone earning £85k paye with no perks would pay £20.83 p/m more.
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5 years
@citnaj @robmcd85 As someone who does this, is this done by computer? This is my work which involves a lot of layers!
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6 years
@EMA_News @DanKaszeta This is so sad - the utter madness
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5 years
@baggy1067 @Sorenzo4 @AyoCaesar Wow that is a rose tinted view.
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@BBCNews On his way to his son’s birthday party! How is this hard for people to understand!
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5 years
@mikegalsworthy This is London take that haters, we live our multicultural, buzzing, vibrant city.
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2 years
@dinosofos She hasn't looked particularly hard at Luxembour - To become a Luxembourgish citizen, you must be at least 18 years old, have lived in Luxembourg for at least 10 years, and be fluent in all three national languages (French, German, and Luxembourgish).
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2 years
@JoshAlexCairo @JasonGroves1 Absolutely,they have no idea that you can switch gas/elec off and it still will cost about £6.00 a week.
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5 years
@jeccles1980 @conor_pope My daughter was diagnosed at 4.5urs, on the way home on the train - I thought I can either wrap her up in cotton wool or enable to fly. Oh my how she has flown. In 2021 she is getting married, I never thought it wld be possible. The fear never leaves you but what a journey xx
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@john_mcnally @jeremycorbyn We do not have a dictatorship.
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2 years
@JamesGeeEA @carolinenokes @BellaWallerstei VAWG is not either a culture war or virtue signalling. A women is killed every 3 days by a man, either unknown to them or in a domestic violence situation.
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@elliemidds I have this every time - this is about the only “perk” and I will take it every time. Weird of what people will be jealous of. You take two steps in our shoes and I bet they would rather queue a few minutes longer.
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4 years
@EmbyMby @Civil_Chappy @moonriseatdawn What makes you think they know nothing about the Snatcher?
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@jan_m_x @GMB Sadly, the punctuation of this Tweet doesn’t convey the message you wished.
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4 years
@DavidGauke This boy has a friend, let’s call him Jacob, who has told Michael that all the fish are happier now that they are a British fish!
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@OlliGenos @RebeccaCNReid Some of us remember the IRA and their bombing campaigns! The common denominator is MEN!
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5 years
@Gold3nmoon @nytimes No but it will highlight the misogynists on Twitter.
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3 years
@15thView @Dominic2306 Wasn’t he called to speak to the Select Committee? Why is this vengeful if he has the evidence to back up what he is saying? Can’t stand the man but if it shines the light on what we already know isn’t that a good thing?
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@AshtonWard01 @PolitlcsUK If you do a Nazi salut, what do you expect be called? Is burning a library and police station a normal pastime for the everyday working person.
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3 years
@undressah @dadvansss Thank you for sending me down the Lighthouses for sale rabbit hole!!!! PS that one is $245,000!! Bargain, 3 bedrooms & 1 bathroom!!
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4 years
The saddest thing for me about this Pritti Patel bullying situation is those that are excusing it as her being "a strong assertive woman". No, that is absolutely not it. You can be a strong woman without intimidating, belittling and demeaning coworkers. 1/
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2 years
@Brenda61366134 @mrdanwalker You haven’t watched it have you?
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@D_Anderson_UK @StefanRousseau It’s a public space you don’t need permission to take photos in a public space.
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6 years
@ChloeEldridge92 @piersmorgan Please tell me 3 benefits of leaving the EU & with whom we would trade with on 30th March 2019
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3 years
@CFC_allen @Nimaldo16 @NewsForAllUK Sadly it would be fantastic if we lived in a country where it was just despicable behaviour that was called out. You and I know if had been a black person then there would be a whole other debate than this man’s abhorrent behaviour.
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@piersmorgan @GMB When you go to work with a PICC line and doing thrice daily IV antibiotics and taking 6 times that number of tablets and 4 nebulisers without telling anyone then you will have my admiration. #cysticfibrosis
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@EverydayAims @ClurDouglass @MrsAshwood @ThatFurf That’s acceptable it is a choice of yumminess not tumminess (sorry, so sorry) 😂😂😂
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@terriwoodschels @Lord_Sugar His son is an adult that can and should make his own independent decisions, his attendance has nothing to do with Piers Morgan.
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@metpoliceuk Wayne Couzens was a police officer!
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@wadds @bethanyusher The same ones that were incandescent about her girlfriends rallying to give her a baby shower at their own expense but unbothered about the leaks from the Palace.
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4 years
@thehistoryguy People working from home are -working!! Putting money into local economies from savings made from not commuting.
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6 years
@Mitchsherwood86 Pretty sure the Americans helped out, please remember 1976 when GB was so fucked it needed the IMF to bail out then then being part of the EU it became the 5th biggest economy in the world!
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5 years
@jlebrech @PrisonPlanet Is that the same as the Ecuadorean but a little more humid!
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5 years
@RosamundS @skwonaldinho @PureGonzo_ @Nigel_Farage Absolute rubbish London is as safe as any other major city.
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6 years
@DrDenaGrayson Is it wrong to think that 44 is rather buff? Swoon!
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4 years
@Nana_Yawsgold @OhNoSheTwitnt No you are just selfish and ungrateful to those that are, to protect you!
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@mikegalsworthy @LeoVaradkar Succinctly put and completely accurate. BJ looks deeply uncomfortable and out of his depth. Thank you Taoiseach
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@zatzi Who said constitutional law was boring. What is incredible is Lady Hale has been a barrister for 50 years, a QC for 30 and a judge for 20. Though of course she is less qualified than Annunziata on the rule of law. Remember the PM said it was noting to do with Brexit.
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@martinradio @eucopresident Surely that has been and gone by now. TBH I suspect the EU are fed up to the back teeth of GB posturing.
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6 years
@ashleylynch @MikeStuchbery_ Posted without comment 😂
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6 years
@GrahamSmyth @hzeffman I really really hope this is sarcasm.
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4 years
@mickyhew @LilianGreenwood @y_alibhai @MarcusRashford What is your daily standing charge for your electricity meter? If you can’t answer that off the top of your head, there is no way you can understand one iota of this issue.
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2 years
@tunkuv @TomMcTague That is a rather sweeping generalisation.
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3 years
@Owen88370175 @terrelljstarr Are a nationality your number one concern? FFS!
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4 years
@oshaymoishe1 @RoadsideMum Ok so you have the choice between washing the clothes or cooking pasta bake tomorrow - you have £0.85p on your meter till you can top up on Tuesday. Which do you choose and why, how much will be left for everyday elec needs?
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@_eggnonymous Mignon in French means cute!
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2 years
@davidrvetter @calvinrobinson @OxfordRoyale That is 100% the aim of the original tweet and not mention that is a private company operating a summer school across a variety of academic campuses. Not particularly honest for a man of the cloth.
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@bethanyusher @TRobinsonNewEra I am so sorry for you and your family this is wrong. I hope they are all ok
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4 years
Twitter I need your help - it is my son’s 11th Birthday tomorrow - please could you wish him Happy Birthday so it is not quite so miserable. Please retweet so it isn’t quite such a damp squib of a day xx
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