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Maggie Westrum

@maggiewestrum

8 months

maggie’s back in town

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4 months

@tribelaw question raised by this ruling: can a president accept bribes in exchange for pardoning criminals and be immune from prosecution?

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2 years

improve a city by adding a letter: Motorhead, Minnesota

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3 years

to be fair, i also do not have plans to work with james franco in the future

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3 months

my favorite guitarists are guys like Peter Buck and Mike Campbell, guys with extraordinarily good taste who conjure up moods with their riffs

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3 years

whatever happened to the Bermuda Triangle? is it still a thing or did they finally fix it?

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3 years

can someone explain philosophy to me?

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2 years

@DylanTop5 Vin Diesel?

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2 years

if you ask it to combine garrison keillor and rainn wilson, ai gives you the editorial staff of The National Review

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2 months

@GenTXer2 Love the spoken word intro here:

The Association - Along Comes Mary

The Association performing "Along Comes Mary" live on the Smothers Brothers.Giving credit where credit is due: this video was originally posted on here by us...

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2 years

men, what is keeping you from looking like this?

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1 year

isn’t this how jack black pretty much always looks?

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3 years

@mattyglesias trying to imagine a woke feudalism, where’s Monty Python when you need them?

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1 year

@LindseyGrahamSC @FoxNews

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@GenTXer2

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4 years

@davidfrum the Republicans have won the popular vote only once in the last 28 years. they are out of touch with real Americans.

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3 years

@sinclairlewis18 the state fair is overrated

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@atrupar I have more complaints on grocery. The word grocery. You know, it's sorta simple word, but it sorta means like everything you eat. The stomach is speaking. It always does. And, uh, I have more complaints about that. Bacon and things going up.

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4 years

going to be a Kantian for a while and see what the consequences are

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3 years

i’ve noticed that smart people say “but go off” a lot

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3 years

many of the problems at woodstock 99 were caused by pent-up frustration with The Phantom Menace

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@TheCinesthetic Troy’s real love was Abed

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@dynamiteddan @tribelaw granting pardons is the official act

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7 months

Seems insane David Foster Wallace looked like this

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2 years

@davidcinema

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3 years

@mattyglesias if i were making 3 star wars movies, i would have planned them out first 🤷‍♀️

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3 years

reselling ugly ill-fitting sweaters under the label Lululutheran

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4 months

@zzzzaaaacccchhh @MBMillerROC or is he?

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3 months

amazing

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1 year

men would rather read Wittgenstein than go to therapy

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2 years

the first person to ride a horse was probably drunk

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2 years

@ASFleischman @chris_steller "I would like to allocate more time to dating, though. I need to find a girlfriend. That's why I need to carve out just a little more time. I think maybe even another five to 10 — how much time does a woman want a week? Maybe 10 hours? That's kind of the minimum? I don't know.”

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6 months

Arnold Horshack?

(((Roberta #SaveOFMD Lipp💋)))

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6 months

I’m not naming names because I don’t want a particular kind of attention but there is a major film shoot happening outside my apartment. My block has been transformed into 1969 Greenwich Village. This pic will bio a legendary musician.

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6 months

wait, they found a brain?

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4 years

so, oldsters, do i have this right? Replacements > REM > Husker Du > Minutemen > U2

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7 months

read this as Paul McCartney

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@Culture_Crit "That's not real! That can't be real!" <quick search on Google...>:

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1 year

do people still fight on top of speeding trains? seems like it used to happen a lot

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6 months

naming my kid “Alex Chilton”

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How do y’all naming them ?

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3 years

@pschofie79 best book ever on existentialism

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3 years

Bongo and I are co-teaching a graduate seminar entitled "Topics in Epistemology" next semester. I brought 6 potential topics to our zoom meeting to select one. In characteristic fashion, Bongo raised powerful objections to each topic. Still no topic.

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i’m closing in on 700 followers and all i can say is . . . . . . what the heck are you all thinking? 🤷‍♀️

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6 months

Actual photo of me

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6 months

Okay, I’ll bite: What’s a quarterback?

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4 years

i will quit twitter for $100,000

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2 years

telling the kids this was Husker Dü

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3 months

@GenTXer2 The La's, There She Goes

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6 months

scenes from my courtroom appearance as captured by a sketch artist

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3 months

@arvofart ???

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childless monkey lady

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1 year

@chris_steller Guy Noir

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2 years

@mtaibbi nordstream seems big

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37!

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3 years

Gary Numan is two weeks older than Gary Oldman

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2 years

real philosophers don’t cancel, they negate

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4 months

telling the kids that this was Dr Who

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3 years

@wesyang i had a creative writing prof in college who couldn’t deal with any sexual themes in our poems *unless* it was related to trauma in some way 🤷‍♀️

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1 year

telling people this is Dylan posing for Blonde on Blonde

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1 year

my goal is to have 1 million followers by tomorrow

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2 years

on the east coast, Iggy Pop is known as Iggy Soda

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3 years

even the guys in the Foo Fighters think Husker Du is the better band 🤷

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8 months

Dune: Part II (2024)

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2 years

@JoyceCarolOates men would rather sit at a restaurant table, huddled together in a corner, backs to the wall, apprehensive expressions on their faces than go to therapy

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4 years

@AliceFromQueens Tolstoy has never returned my emails

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Maggie Westrum, 35, looks disheveled in Minneapolis backyard as she's seen for first time in TWO YEARS

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5 months

🎶 i’m a crepe, i’m a weird dough 🎶

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2 years

@Giovanni_Lido

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4 years

the fast & the furious would be better if they worked together to build a community garden instead of crashing cars

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@ClassicMovieHub

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2 years

🤷‍♀️

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5 months

can anyone see this?

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4 years

@RobertTalisse in all seriousness, why is higher ed like this?

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1 year

a Yes cover band named “Yeppers”

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4 years

@RadioFreeTom the “again” at the end of the tweet is a nice touch

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2 years

i guess i’ve never really processed the death of mr peanut 🥜

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1 year

Who is the greatest fictional sports player of all time?

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2 years

U2 is Journey for Gen X hipsters

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Give an honest but likely unpopular music take.

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7 months

who wrote Corinthians? buncha Corinthians, i bet

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Matthew wrote Matthew. Mark wrote Mark. Luke wrote Luke. John wrote John.

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1 year

@chris_steller alt country album cover

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1 year

i can’t name a james stewart movie i don’t like

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1 year

Can you name a James Stewart movie you like??

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1 year

if it were Burning Woman, none of this would have happened

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6 months

Oh, Wills, where did we go wrong?

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3 years

@wesyang some women - at least on twitter - seem to feel like this is a victory, and frankly i’m disappointed

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1 year

jus’ sittin’ in a room readin’ books about UFOs

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4 years

@cranstonl1972 The Beverly Hillbillies was the best written and acted sitcom of the 1960s

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2 years

we need a better name for the sun

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2 years

it’s true

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1 year

got the alert

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6 months

does this dress make me look fat?

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1 year

my religious beliefs in 2016 vs now

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2 years

i was never in the girl scouts but i was in the girl scout reserves, we were called up whenever there was a cookie shortage

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1 year

sometimes the smallest football guy is allowed to kick the football but if it doesn’t go through the hoop, he feels shame and the other football guys pat him on the back like they are burping a baby

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3 years

omicron is an anagram of moronic

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