did you get my vibes bro? iβm thinking everythingβs gonna be okay β priv
@gomensekai
β (eating the chess pieces while
@corviiid
isnβt looking)
anyone who ever said βbe careful!!!! short hair is way more maintenance!!!β Liar. i use a quarter of the shampoo and wake up looking like a shonen protagonist. long hair is dead for good
this among us group is playing with a 10s kill cooldown, they keep the lights off, everyone stays unmuted the whole time, & the objective is to play keepaway and do tasks as fast as possible. so itβs basically just the imposter yelling IM GONNA GETCHA and everyone else SCREAMING
overheard at the library
old man: (deep sigh) well we gotta go back to the courthouse. this record says iβm deceased
other old man: (deeper sigh) again?
this post... is so nice. i donβt think iβve ever sat down and examined the major themes in my own writing for the exact reason that i dismiss it as βjust fanficβ a lot too. anyway iβm almost always writing about bitterness and unfair life circumstance hbu
ao3 descriptions are important man, thatβs your first impression. give a quick summary, pick a random line you like, use a quote or song lyric, etc. anything really, but if your fic description says βiβm bad at summaries hahaβ i will debone you like a trout
the greeks: and now, at least... the prince is resting peacefully in eternal paradise ππ
achilles absolutely ripping apart the underworld, costing millions in repairs for lord hades: where the FUCK is PATROCLUS
yukari after training her persona for several months: i just put it to my headβ¦β¦β¦. and pull the triggerβ¦β¦β¦ aughghh i just canβt do it
minato seeing an evoker on the floor for 1 second:
one of the smallest pleasures in xiv for me is walking around during a quest and seeing the scions and quest npcs in the same area helping out. iβm looking for a vantage point and there he is my good friend alphinaud scanning the horizon saying some shit like βconfound it allβ
the imposter this round is using one of those super deep voice changer filters from a horror movie and chasing people around like β(saw voice) where are you guys going πππβ and itβs literally the funniest fucking thing in the universe
my personal favorite shit your pants moment of p5 was this smirk right here after this stupid game convinced me that i got the bad ending for 15 minutes straight
i think Final Fantasy creator Hironobu Sakaguchi speaks for all of us when he says that he started ffxiv as a courtesy and then contracted a lifelong addiction
some great writing advice i heard just now is: descriptions should always say more about the narrator than the thing youβre describing. sensory information shouldnβt just show the reader the world, it should reveal the way the character Sees the world
the best way to avoid spoiling shit when your friends are playing through a game is to just agree with every single thing they say.
βnanakoβs the killerβ she totally is
βwhat if akira is the traitorβ god damn you got it
βgoroβs a good guy rightβ (tearing up) thatβs correct
dog owners: here is my $5,000 Golden Retriever his name is Champ
cat owners: this is Ser Estinien Wyrmblood The Azure Dragoon and we found him in a dumpster
@enbeebug
itβs funny you say that bc reporting bodies is the only way to reset the positions of the group, so whenever somebody was getting hard chased and screaming another person was like QUICK FIND A BODY SOMEONE SAVE THEIR LIFE
me: (sees fog anywhere)
my brain:
donβt say it
donβt say it
donβt say it
donβt say it
donβt say it
donβt say it
donβt say it
me: it's just like persona 4
when youβre reading a fic with a mm/ww relationship and one person says βunless you tell your friends/family about us i canβt be with you anymoreβ
imagine this mod in xiv so thereβs a laugh track every time you get a vuln stack. every time you obtain nothing at a gathering node. every time thancred walks into a room
zagreus: so what do you think are the worst shades to fight in elysium
thanatos: i hate those chariots that meow like a cat
zagreus: they what like a what
peloton for dnc and brd is them doing some nice inspiring shit like a pretty dance and a jaunty tune to motivate the team to move quicker but mch is just shooting at their fucking feet to make everybodu run
his place in the House wasnβt like (hypnos voice) οΏ½οΏ½hey achilles, congrats on dying. want a job?β it was like βif you donβt sent my husband to eternal paradise i will destroy every part of this realm with my bare handsβ and lord hades was like ...well IM not gonna fight him
zagreus finally clawing his way out of the underworld with single-minded determination not to escape hell, but to slap the shit out of a distant cousin for breaking apart patrochilles
this is the most absolutely precious picture iβve ever seen. look how soft and happy he looks like noct just sent him a cute text. this boy... he is in love
hypnos: lmfao hades with the stupid ass S beard
hades: [stands up to his full height] What Was That
hypnos: heyheyheyyy cβmaahn iβm a little guy, iβm just a little guy nooooo itβs also my birthday, iβm a little birthday boyyy
hades: [sits back down]
you should give your own work enough respect to present it well. you put effort into creating it, so donβt sell yourself short or else. this is a threat
estinien, manifesting in my home: (pulls back the shower curtain) hey, do youβstop screaming, itβs just meβdo you know that the free trial of final fantasy 14 comes with the first expansion all the way up to heavensward and is essentially two ga
i think itβs funny how so many people manage to start drk midway through heavensward right when theyβre just starting to think βwow, my wol has been through a lot... iβm starting to feel kind of bitter about it :/β and fray is waiting behind a pillar of the last vigil like
sees fog: it's just like persona 4!
watches tv: it's just like persona 4!
is faced with the tangible shadow of my true inner self and is forced to come to terms with my deep-seeded inadequacies by fighting a huge ass monster: itβs just like persona 4!
goro: (on the phone) please come quick, we need paramedics. someoneβs been killed
sae: okay just stay calm. first, confirm the victim is dead.
(sound of a gunshot)
goro: okay now what
SAE:
when we saw robbie daymond at katsu somebody asked him how heβd feel about a goro redemption arc and was like βoh SPARE me your redemptionβ and LAUNCHED into a heated monologue about it and i believe he channeled goroβs spirit for those few precious minutes
zagreus: it wonβt be easy to reunite the two of you, sir...
patroclus: (dryly) oh, woe is me
zag: iβd have to ask father to reconsider...
pat: (boredly) what a heavy burden
zag: ...perhaps fudge some paperwork
pat: (blandly) sorry i was ever born
zagreus: WILL YOU PLEASE