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@corviiid

4 years

being friends with americans is so fucking weird you guys are so weird you think all your brands and experiences are universal you'll just be like yeah on sunday i went to the dongbonkles for a stack of bepleys dinkyes like im supposed to fucking know what that means by default

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@corviiid

2 months

my boss just saw me looking stressed and sympathetically went "dyou wanna go find an empty meeting room to monologue to yourself for a minute" exactly what kind of reputation do i have in my workplace i ask you

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@corviiid

2 months

twitter briefly just freaked out and offered me the option to delete someone else's tweet. got dizzy with the one second power trip there

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@corviiid

3 years

when people don't like pacific rim for reasons like "oh it doesn't make sense" "oh it's dumb" FOOLS you miss the POINT which is LOVE MAKES ROBOTS PUNCH. what else do you WANT from a film. what else do you want from ART

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@corviiid

3 years

this is the funniest thing that's ever happened

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@corviiid

4 months

yeah good. that sounds good

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@corviiid

4 years

oh sure when an anime character has eyebags and messy hair it's hot but when i do it it's "worrying" and im "scaring the hoes"

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@corviiid

6 years

artists are too fucking powerful they're like "omg here's a two minute doodle!" and throw the fucking sistine chapel in my stupid face

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@corviiid

5 years

artists no delete december is you're not allowed to use ctrl z or the eraser or delete. every line you draw is now there permanently. live with your choices you cowards move forward and bear the burden of your photoshop pen

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@corviiid

6 years

god i love hearing about my mutuals' studies bc it's like wow this kid hangs out on twitter chatting with me about anime and then fucks off to MED SCHOOL where they are learning HEALING SCIENCE for HUMAN PEOPLE. and they talk about ANIME

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@corviiid

4 years

zag in promo art: intense, roguish, devil-may-care, bad boy zag in hadesgame the game: erm excuse me mister rock 🥺👉👈

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@corviiid

4 years

also fuck you you never translate your measurements you're just like yeah forty pounds! Three feet two inches! and im like oh yeah surely i can work that out with logic, like how there are one thousand grams in a KILOgram, surely it's based on tens or hundreds or

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@corviiid

4 years

"it's 96 degrees today in fahrenheit" sure why not i can also make up temperatures. it's 427 degrees today in my system that puts 0 as the temperature of my cold tea that i forgot to reheat

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@corviiid

4 years

i mean i know you don't know what australian shit is either but at least WE know we're weird for calling ice cream on soda a spider or whatever

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@corviiid

5 years

i know tumblr is a hellhole but we have to acknowledge twitter is so much worse when it comes to posting and archiving content there is basically no way to find anything ever again or even prove it ever existed

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@corviiid

4 years

feel like shit can't stop thinking about The Lock

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@corviiid

4 years

it's like I'm talking to sims

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@corviiid

4 years

why SIXTEEN OUNCES. AND WHAT'S A FUCKING OUNCE AND WHY DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW OR BE ABLE TO EXTRAPOLATE THIS

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@corviiid

4 years

ill just never be able to cope

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@corviiid

5 years

STOP DOING THIS IN COURT

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@corviiid

4 years

omg this one 😳🙈

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@corviiid

11 months

job: man

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@corviiid

2 years

i love projecting onto fictional little guys. they're going through the worst atrocities known to man and im nodding sagely like yes... im just like you. the suffering and the agonies. you with your apocalyptic end times, me with my public transport and employment

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@corviiid

5 years

ppl learning english as a second language and using it colloquially are fucking champions imagine learning the rules of this language which make no sense and then going on twitter and everyone's like yep we don't follow those rules you have to learn these NEW UNWRITTEN rules

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@corviiid

2 months

happy pride yall

AO3 Status

@AO3_Status

2 months

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@corviiid

7 years

american localisation

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@corviiid

5 years

formal apology to every server ive ever joined it always goes like this: i join > i introduce myself > oh my god this is going so fast > everyone is talking at each other so much they all know each other > panic > i am silent for the rest of time

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@corviiid

2 years

i need zag to be a befriendable npc in hades 2 because as the protag he's the one always giving gifts to everyone and chasing them down to increase friendship and it's HIS turn. it's HIS turn to receive a barrage of gifts. it's HIS turn for me to not leave him alone

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@corviiid

6 years

ah

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@corviiid

2 years

melinoë: so zagreus that's basically the story of how kronos is going to ruin everything. what do you think? can i come into the underworld? zagreus: holy shit, you've seen the moon? melinoë: will you help me save our father? zagreus: the moon in the fucking sky?

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@corviiid

4 years

some tips for grammar, formatting, and posting fic on ao3 🤎 i hope it's a little bit helpful to someone out there!

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@corviiid

2 years

me: what made you decide to go into law coworker: i was studying politics and econ and thought i wasn't getting the whole picture so I wanted to learn about the systems underpinning everything. you? me: ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ coworker: ace attorney me: ʸᵉᵃʰ

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@corviiid

5 years

dimitri: the dimitri you know is dead. all that is left is the irredeemable monster you see before you sylvain not looking up from his magazine: say fuck for me buddy? dimitri: dimitri, quietly: heck

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@corviiid

6 years

edgeworth: show me proof!!! me: uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *saves* i don't have proof mia: wrong me: copy that *loads save* of course i have proof you absolute buffoon what do you take me f

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@corviiid

7 years

THE AUTHOR OF MY IMMORTAL MADE A STATEMENT??

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@corviiid

4 years

supergiant updated their fan merch policy with examples!!

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@corviiid

5 years

same

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@corviiid

1 year

the overwhelming gamer experience of getting arsene in p5 and being like WOW! MY SOUL DEMON! HE'S SO COOL AND SYMBOLIC! and five minutes later getting locked into sacrificing him to make a little fucking dude in a pot. this is like the persona version of marrying chrom

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@corviiid

5 years

wish writers had sketchdumps. wish it was acceptable for me to put seventeen disjointed paragraphs on a page for eight highly specific aus nobody will ever see again and just toss it into the winds

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@corviiid

2 months

an accurate one but troublingly so

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@corviiid

3 years

the shade who died of hemlock is officially identified in the game files as "not socrates". thanks hades the game by supergiant

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@corviiid

2 years

this is HUBERT. this is WEED HUBERT

Serebii.net

@SerebiiNet

2 years

Serebii Picture: Official artwork for Brassius, the Grass-type Gym Leader from Artazon

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@corviiid

2 years

man the persona games are so fucking good when you ignore all the parts of them that are bad. it's such good writing when you take out all the bad writing. i somehow am being 100% sincere. they're just so cool except for the parts that are shit and make no sense

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@corviiid

2 months

haru: and what if they were a weird little fucking freak in a sweater vest what then

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@corviiid

5 years

please don't take your fear out on random asian people... you're not going to get sick just from ordering food from a chinese restaurant... the virus isn't being carried by the Concept of being asian

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@corviiid

1 year

wolfwood: im nicholas d wolfwood vash: ah! im vash "a" the stampede. hehe wolfwood: ? meryl: what's with the "a" vash: arent we all saying our cup size

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@corviiid

3 years

today someone asked my evidence teacher about objection protocol and he actually said "honestly, the objection is a placeholder. object first, then take a few moments to think about what the objection is. you don't have to know. it's more instinctive than anything." and just

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@corviiid

4 years

zagreus: im cold thanatos: take my cloak. patroclus: im cold too achilles: patroclus: aren't you going to let me wear your clothes achilles: (firmly) not after last time

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@corviiid

2 months

this implies that somewhere offscreen the phantom thieves explained to akechi that his years long evil plot was thwarted by pancakes. and atlus if you're listening i will pay $100 for that scene as dlc

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@corviiid

6 years

oh my god he blushes!!! if you stand near him for too long!!!

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@corviiid

2 months

nonlawyer fandom assume this is like your dad just got back from buying cigarettes

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@corviiid

6 years

top ten images taken before disaster

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@corviiid

1 year

In Twitter's new checkmark system, each colour has a different function. Yellow checkmarks are electric. They will electrocute you. Green checkmarks are alarm checkmarks. If you step on them you will have to fight a monster. Orange checkmarks are orange scented. They will make yo

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@corviiid

5 years

no writing will ever top phoenix wright ace attorney making edgeworth an insufferable bitch baby for a full game and then within one case making every single player collectively decide to lay down their lives for him

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@corviiid

4 years

patroclus: ah, stranger. achilles was just telling me of orpheus. almost saved his beloved from the underworld armed only with a lyre. impressive. you play the lyre, don't you, achilles? achilles: ʸᵉˢ patroclus: and what did you do when you lost me, achilles achilles: ᵈᶦᵉᵈ

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@corviiid

3 years

this one picture feels more like achilles than anything that happened in the whole movie somehow

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens

@CSMFHT

3 years

Achilles calls Thetis for help during the Trojan War, 1184 BC (colourised)

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@corviiid

7 months

hate that the romance bug made people think gale was a pushy flirt. man's first personal scene is an intimate foray into the metaphysical and he doesn't clock that you might be into him until you beam your mental fanart of kissing him in the moonlight directly into his brain

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@corviiid

3 years

guess im doing this shit again #hadesgame

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@corviiid

5 years

sylvain: sex ed in faerghus is a joke. ask those guys where babies come from. felix: parents battle for 3 days and then slice a cloud open with a sword. a baby falls out. victory determines genes. dimitri: the goddess sends babies with storks :) ingrid: yeah the sword cloud thing

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@corviiid

1 year

in the same way that news is always delivered via destiel on tumblr i expect all recommendations on twitter to be delivered via wolfwood from now on

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@corviiid

1 year

trigun is seriously like hehe what if there was a silly little man and then it waits for me to go omgg i love those (bites the fishhook) and then it grabs me by the collar and is like What if instead of Jesus Christ dying for your sins he lived for your sins instead. What then

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@corviiid

4 years

i assumed poseidon calling zagreus "little hades" was just a cute nickname but he just called hades "big hades" does he maybe just... not know zag's name

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@corviiid

5 years

hilda, on confessional cam: the thing is prince dimitri is so earnest he just falls for everything. it's not even fun to prank him anymore. he's been looking for claude's lost updog for twenty minutes now and he didn't even ask what it was

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@corviiid

2 years

zag SHOULD be the new cerberus and he's the final bastion but you can get him out of your way by going LOOK AT THIS MORTAL TREASURE I BROUGHT YOU and like handing him a sponge

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@corviiid

4 years

sylvain: so your highness are you an ass man or a boob man dimitri: with all that i have done i do not know that i ought to be called a man sylvain: sylvain: cool! so felix are you

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@corviiid

2 months

what do you mean i have to go to the gay version of ao3

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@corviiid

3 months

ummm death note x ace attorney crossover where light frames L for being kira and phoenix has to clear L's name while working with him to catch light. L knows all along who kira is but insists on watching phoenix figure it out while being cryptic and unhelpful per client tradition

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@corviiid

2 years

i can't waittt to find out more about melinoë's personality they're giving us badass girlboss energy from her right now but they can't fool me. ive met zagreus i know that bad boy facade hides the most polite creature of all time. i want to see the true melon

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@corviiid

5 years

simple but oft-overlooked advice for fic posting: - if your tags fill the entire screen, you have too many. tag PREMISE and WARNINGS. tags do not need to explain everything that goes in the fic. that's what the fic is for. - do not put "i suck at summaries lol" in your summary.

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@corviiid

4 years

uoguhhhhghh........wyuhohhghhohghhhhhhh

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@corviiid

1 year

im begging y'all to stop putting shit like "this sucks" "probably ooc" "im bad at writing" in your own god damn fic tags/summaries/whatever. it doesn't help you and it doesn't help the reader. there is quite literally no point or benefit to beating yourself down. it just sucks.

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@corviiid

2 months

As Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, play 4D PSYCHOLOGICAL CHESS WARFARE against your enemies

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@corviiid

7 years

i know losing akira shakira is disappointing but consider this alternative. my name's ren and

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@corviiid

8 months

i swear astarion disapproves at the most wackadoodle times it's like npc: where do you stand on the Evil Society for Setting Tiny Puppies and Kittens on Fire and Launching Them into the Atmosphere tav: think they're bad astarion: why are you such a fucking bleeding heart liberal

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@corviiid

1 year

i always forget how nuts akechi is in p5 he seriously shows up out of batshit nowhere like Hi! One cappuccino please. Do you hate me? By the way, my father is the scum of the earth. I think we are soulmates

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@corviiid

2 months

a defender. fucking eddy fender. fucking Eustace winner. aai2 localsiation changes miles edgeworths name to Logic Chessguy and his rival Thatman Law

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@corviiid

1 year

spider-man and vash would NEVER fight. pete would attack vash by mistake, vash all webbed up would be like wait! can't we talk it out :( and pete would be like huh wuh oh yeah okay sure and then they'd get coffee. then they'd probably kiss

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@corviiid

4 years

happy valentine's day from achilles patroclus and zagreus #hadesgame

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@corviiid

2 months

how did phoenix wright do this shit im gonna explode

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@corviiid

5 years

i accidentally caught the cutest face of all time

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@corviiid

3 years

god i want this for narumitsu

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@corviiid

4 months

can we talk about what's really important here btw there's a fucking horse

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@corviiid

8 months

just realised astarion literally might not know he has a super visible bite mark on his neck and maybe that's why he doesn't cover it. i mean it's not like he can see it and there's no reason for anyone in his past to have mentioned it to him

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@corviiid

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@corviiid

11 months

i love accidentally entering dialogue as astarion because i always pick the goody two shoes options and im just imagining him gritting his fucking teeth promising that yes he will help all the little woodland creatures because tav is fervently gesturing at him to please play nice

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@corviiid

2 months

robbie daymond spotted me and said "hi akechi!" and then went "im so sorry i am going to write delicious pancakes on your print." and laughed at me when i crumpled to the floor in despair

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@corviiid

5 years

dimitri but he has tony hawk's existential nightmare so everywhere he goes he's like may i please buy some fish fishmonger: hey you look like the king dimitri: is that so fishmonger: wonder what he's up to right now! dimitrI: this

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@corviiid

2 months

the fact that goro akechi is in this image just to cover my icon which is also goro akechi

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@corviiid

4 years

so funny that felix's dislikes include his father and you just assume because it's fire emblem that he has a shitty garbage dad and then rodrigue shows up and he's literally just a guy

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@corviiid

2 months

this is the first scene in the anime. why did they do this

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@corviiid

1 year

i just remembered this again and started laughign so hard i choked and started coughing so it's true everyonge akechi goro is a serial murderer adn

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@corviiid

1 year

my favourite thing about the writing in p5 is how subtle it is

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@corviiid

2 years

if zagreus is also chained up im marching in there myself with my infernal arm Big Stick aspect of Give Him Back

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@corviiid

29 days

christ alive nevermind keep your goro akechi hot sauce

Official ATLUS West

@Atlus_West

1 month

Persona-fy your breakfast, lunch, and dinner with the official Persona 5 Royal Hot Sauce and Coffee Bean collections from @jadecityfoods ! ☕🔥 Buy yours now ➡️

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@corviiid

2 years

ok wait so. ok wait. wait ok wait. wait. melinoë seems to be trying to break into the underworld. zag is working security for the underworld. wouldn't it be funny if

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@corviiid

1 year

shoutout to every trigun content maker sitting in the same dubiously defined amalgamated stampede/98/trimax universe where we all just pick whatever details we like from wherever and don't explain

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@corviiid

4 years

acnh has got it right gender is out style is in

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@corviiid

4 years

hades game: we will tell you if a pot contains money. do you understand? it will be shiny, and conspicuously glittery, so you will know if a pot contains money or if it does not contain money, like these pots, which don't c-- me charging into them at top speed anyway:

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@corviiid

6 years

every lactose intolerant person holds within themselves the natural spirit of rebellion

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