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loyda gutierrez

6 months

A couple has 5 children: the first 4 are white and beautiful, only the youngest is unlucky and ugly. The husband was very suspicious but did not dare say it. When he was about to die, he signaled to his wife and asked: - I'm about to leave. Before I die, I really want to ask you

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loyda gutierrez

@loydagutierrez1

6 months

Mom: Son, wake up, you have to go to school Child: I don't want to go to school! Mom: Can you give two reasons why you don't want to go to school? Child: Okay, that's because the kids hate me and the teachers also hate me Mom: But I can also give you two reasons why you have to

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loyda gutierrez

@loydagutierrez1

6 months

2. Funny with the talking parrot "of course" The father and son went to the market to buy a bird. Going to the bird store, the owner brought out a very beautiful parrot, the child immediately said: - The parrot is so beautiful, dad. Parrot said: - Of course. -Oh, it can talk

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loyda gutierrez

@loydagutierrez1

6 months

Threatening to strangle Two guys who were afraid of their wives talked to each other about wife training, one guy proudly boasted: - I didn't expect my strangulation threat to be so effective! - How effective is it? - She listened to me so carefully that she didn't dare say a

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loyda gutierrez

@loydagutierrez1

6 months

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put

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loyda gutierrez

@loydagutierrez1

6 months

@kyaralorein Vova is truly a genius, but sometimes his naivety goes beyond what Einstein could have imagined.

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loyda gutierrez

@loydagutierrez1

6 months

The Ugly Duckling The Ugly Duckling is a fairy tale about a young swan who is rejected by his family and friends because he is ugly. The swan eventually grows up to be beautiful, and he is accepted by his family and friends. The story is often used to teach children the

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loyda gutierrez

@loydagutierrez1

6 months

@wasan2127 case-by-case options to handle the problem

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loyda gutierrez

@loydagutierrez1

5 months

After having died, a couple souls flied to the heaven gate, St.Pierre opened the door and informed that for one time of unfaithfulness to each other in their life they will be prod by a needle. After being prod 5 times, the wife turned to ST.Poerre and asked: “Where is my

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