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20 days

🚨Can we name and shame this vile individual that thinks it's ok to aggressively verbally abuse women and children in a coffee shop for having a Palestinian flag and wearing Arab scarves.

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We think this is @reformparty_uk most important announcement yet.

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🚨 #FaragesRiot #FarageRiots #FarageIsAFanny

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Fuck your disingenuous apology you brown toothed racist twat, you leapt on the bullshit as soon as it mentioned migrant with an Arabic name. You couldn't wait to instigate a mountain of hate. He can't read this because he blocked us, if someone would pass it on to him, thanks!

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🚨26 months for throwing a vacuum cleaner through someone's front window. When arrested told the police he "hoped their kids would be raped". Just one of Lee Anderson's concerned citizens asking questions.

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Tonight from 9pm, Dirty Dan returns. Special guest will be Martin Branning, who'll be discussing cat fishing, coercive control and brushing allegations under the carpet. A real don't miss hour! 📺Sky 906 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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🚨Scenes of jubilant Stephen Yaxley Lennon supporters in London today.

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🚨This is incredibly dangerous, here we have a man arrested for money laundering, drug trafficking and paedophilia being open defended by Nigel Farage. Looks like @reformparty_uk is the political party for money launderers, drug dealers and paedophiles!!!

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We at KGB News acknowledge the rumours but Dirty Dan and Martin Branning are not the same person, as proven when Martin met Dan last night. Please don't post the hashtag #DanWoottonExposed , respect his privacy. 📺Sky 906 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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26 days

#FarageIsAFanny #FarageRiots

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🚨There it is in black and white, rioters admitting they listened to and acted on the words of @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard @LeeAndersonMP_ @darrengrimes_ Yaxley-Lennon etc...

What motivated the rioters? From Tommy Robinson to Facebook groups

The Times has sat in court, spoken to defendants’ families and trawled through social media to find out why they joined the riots

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@jdpoc Well, well, well look who's leading the break in at the Holiday Inn?

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9 months

🚨A number of posters negatively depicting our Darren have appeared overnight. We demand City of London Police's Serious Crimes Unit investigate this and prosecute the leftyvists responsible for trying to discredit our Darren.

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Woke lefties have vandalised a KGB News advertisement, police are looking into it as we will prosecute the person or person to the full letter of the law! 📺Freeview 1234 Virgin 666 Sky 902

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ICYMI 🚨Our Darren has been subjected to a series of negative posters on billboards around London. The people responsible for these posters will be dealt with by the Serious Crime Squad and the Flying Squad, we ask our viewers to respectively not repost this and discredit Crafty

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5 months

🚨Disgraceful scenes in Yarm as local Tory MP @Matt_VickersMP uses employees of the family business to aggressively confront Angela Rayner. This is not unusual for the Vickers family, who handed levelling up money to their wealthy constituents.

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1 year

Only Fans have suspended the account of our own Sophie Corcorran after complaints she's a bad advert for gingers. Sophie complained "I got a top erotic photographer called Martin Branning to take the pics, he's had years of experience of shooting celebs in compromising positions"

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We're pleased to announce our new 9pm weekday presenter, Martin will be an outstanding member of our team. 📺Sky 906 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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🚨We're still to hear Farage, Tice, Anderson, Lowe, Grimes, Yaxley-Lennon and Atherton demanding the name and background of the Leicester Square knifeman. I think we all know why they won't, this alleged picture of them speaks volumes to why there's no Far Right outcry today.

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1 year

Join Dirty Dan at 9pm tonight, special guests will be Martin Branning and Maria Joseph. Tonight Dirty Dan will be asking why are the Duke and Duchess of Sussex i.e. The Dark Forces trying to destroy his hugely successful career? 📺Sky 512 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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1 year

Maria Joseph will be in the chair for Tonight with Dirty Dan as Dan has unfortunately been called away. Maria will be joined by Paul Gadd and Jim Davidson to discuss forgiveness. 📺Sky 512 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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🚨 @TiceRichard can you help?

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🚨Poundshop Farage, @LeeAndersonMP_ came close to starting a riot at a Travelodge when he posted online it was occupied by "illegal immigrants". This was of course a lie, it was in fact housing NHS nurses, how close to another tragedy being avoided isn't known.

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8 months

Oh Lee what have we done? @LeeAndersonMP_ 😂😂😂

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🚨Tearful KGB News presenter Sophie Corcoran tells us how racist Australians tell her to "fuck off back to where you came from".

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5 months

🚨So it's clear @KEdge23 has a massive problem with Angela Rayner buying and selling her council house, making a profit. But after one of our followers unearthed this tweet and sent it to us, it appears Kev's got a history. We wonder if his partner @ElliotColburn agrees.

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🚨Graffiti mysteriously appears on Clacton promenade.

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1 year

Our presenter Dan Wootton will be taking time off from the channel, it is unknown how long Dan will be away. We would like our fantastic viewers to respect Dan's privacy at this time. Get well soon Dan ❤️ 📺Sky 512 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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7 months

A tearful Soapy Corcoran has threatened to quit the @Conservatives for the 3rd time this year and the 145th time in the last 3 years after #SixBobNobhead Lee Anderson was suspended from the party.

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8 months

BREAKING KGB News understands Mrs Cornelius-Mercer's 'X' account was closed on the orders of the Tory leadership to save them more embarrassment. The big mouthed wife of @JohnnyMercerUK has spent most of today abusing the MP's critics on 'X' including @KGBNews and @carolvorders

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8 months

How man James Bond film titles can you come up with that are suitably altered for Darren Grimes? Starting off... You Only Wank Twice

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8 months

🚨Felicity Cornelius-Minge has threatened to "shit on the front lawn" of her husband's critics in a bizarre rant. Even though she said she would walk her Alsatian dog around to their houses, she would be the one "shitting" on their garden. Clearly this deranged woman needs help.

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9 months

🚨Ant McPartlin has said he can no longer go to Newcastle football games after repeatedly being mistaken for Darren Grimes. "It's a nightmare" Ant told KGB News "everyone thinks I'm Grimes, the crowd never stop shouting 'Crafty Wank' and offer me wank socks from Sports Direct".

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🚨A furious Darren Grimes demands 'latest invading migrant' to be stopped from landing on British soil. "We have enough bearded foreigners who don't want to work more than one day a year" our Darren told us "if it's not dinghies, they're coming in on a reindeer drawn sleigh".

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🚨 #EnoughIsEnough Farage is doing more damage than any asylum seeker

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🚨Farage and Yaxley-Lennon's not so smart stormtroopers have been in Southport for hours, getting through 6 packs of cider ready for the big kick off later. Anyone claiming an arrest caused the riot is a liar, this was planned.

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16 days

🚨Look who's got his begging bowl out again?

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8 months

This is @Sassy191919 , Sammy Jo thinks she's pissing off "lefties" and apparently it makes her so happy. May be she can tell her face that!

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@Richard18719415 Racist neo nazi cunt says what?

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🚨racist cunt @DVATW demands Home Secretary and Merseyside Police be executed by decapitation if the Southport suspect is a Muslim. This little shit should be on the Terrorist watch list and all his social media scrutinised. Imagine if a Muslim demanded someone be beheaded?

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2 months

BREAKING NEWS Penny Mordaunt has found a new job!!! #ToryWipeout2024 #GeneralElection2024

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🚨 @reformparty_uk have unveiled it's latest member of its team with June Slater announced as director of communication.

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🚨Conservative MP and leading light in Great British politics, Nadine Dorries says it isn't true that she hasn't attended the House of Commons in a year. "It's fucking untrue, Westminster has 8 bars and I've got pissed in everyone of them" said Miss Dorries.

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1 year

Tomorrow Maria Joseph will be filling in for Dirty Dan, watch at 9pm, don't miss it.

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10 months

🚨Our former presenter Looza Fox has claimed being called 'racist' has seen his acting roles diminish. A film industry insider told us "that's not true, it's just he's a shit actor who directors don't want to use". While another said "Laurence who?"

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6 months

Remember when Joe Biden said he'd have sex with his daughter? Neither do we #TrumpIsBroke

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27 days

🚨This man stopped a knifeman from rampaging on the streets of the UK, you won't see him promoted as a hero by @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard @LeeAndersonMP_ @darrengrimes_ Yaxley-Lennon, Atherton or any other usual suspects.

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4 months

🚨If there's one thing that will persuade voters NOT to vote Cuntservative it's Soapy in a wetsuit.

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9 months

BREAKING Darren Grimes describes I'm A Celebrity a "fix" in tearful rant. "there's no way Nigel couldn't win, we had rows and rows of computers voting for Nigel, hour after hour, we paid people to beg for votes. We've spent a fortune, it's not fair" #Crafty told JKG News tonight.

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@mrsG34951381 It was a cafe in the park, near to where a musical was due to start. Does that give him the excuse to try to assault women and children?

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1 year

Join Martin Branning tomorrow at 9pm KGB news as he fills in for Dirty Dan. 📺Virgin 666 Sky 902 Freeview 1234

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1 year

We at KGB News are now fully aware of the allegations made about our kind presenter Dirty Dan, we'll be looking into them when our legal team returns from holiday in September. Until then we thank our viewers and ask for your understanding. 📺Sky 906 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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4 months

🚨Looks like @darrengrimes_ took the election results well.

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🚨The producers at KGB News have finally agreed to a request from a number of presenters to provide Darren Grimes with his own wheelie bin. 👏👏👏 📺Freeview 1234 Virgin 666 Sky 902

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🚨Who can ever forget a drunken Paul 'Piss' Staines appearing on the BBC to try to justify his four convictions for Driving Under the Influence and subsequently being electronically tagged?

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🚨After Paul Gambaccini moaned about urbanised foxes, Basil Brush responded "who the fuck does this economic migrant think he is, if he doesn't like it here he can always fuck off back to America with his rat infested New York!"

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@EstherMcVey1 You weren't that bothered when you were robbing pensioners, the sick, the disabled, children in poverty etc... and giving it to your millionaire mates like Michelle Mone were you? Now pipe down crackpot

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Coming up in Tonight with Dirty Dan, celebrity lawyer Darren Hutchinson will be explaining the DARVO defence. How attack is the best form of defence in libel and slander cases and it's best to be #Crafty . 📺Sky 906 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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BREAKING A distraught Soapy Cockoran has called for a recount for #ImACeleb "We demand they recount, this is a travesty of justice, there's no way Nigel hasn't won" as the tears flowed Soapy continued "I've spent all day winding up lefties and now they're all piling in on me".

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@TiceRichard This is the alleged knifeman, wonder why you aren't demanding his name, his faith and his background?

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It's nearly that time of the week, #30pLee is back and tonight he'll joined by Eddie Booth from Twickenham, who's lived next to a West Indian couple for 51 years and music will be from Shite Said Fred. 📺 Virgin 666 Sky 902 Freeview 1234

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Oh dear #Crafty , is someone going to tell him?

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🚨BREAKING Our Dirty Dan is livid that hard left Communist Hugh Grant was invited to dine with King Charles and Emmanuel Macron tonight. "It's not fair, It should've been me, I took flowers to the palace when the Queen died, doesn't he realise I've got photos" Dirty Dan told us.

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Is there a more vile, nasty piece of shit on TV today than @toryboypierce ??? This POS, Tory vermin thinks its ok to go on TV and attack people with mental illness, this absolute scum supported the destruction of the NHS which could've helped them, so fuck you, you Tory CUNT!!!

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7 months

You couldn't make this shit up, the stink of desperation needs an environmental warning. Can you guess who?

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11 months

Mummies' angry little man, #Crafty Darren appeared tonight demanding all people of Arab heritage in the UK to be rounded up, when pointed out that his beloved NUFC are 90% owned by Arabs, sad little Dazza shat his pants and began shouting "but...but...but...but".

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10 months

This is @NileGardiner , Nile lies and reposts other people's lies to incite public anger.

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BREAKING Our disgraced former presenter and political lightweight Looza Fox vows to fight on after losing his case to stop him being sued for libel.

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1 year

Mohammad Al Fayed has died, he was 94 years old. #RIP_Mo

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7 months

🚨Coming Soon

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BREAKING NEWS This is on Atherton and Yaxley-Lennon, this is on Vance and Fox, this is on Farage and his Reform MPs. Police attacked, emergency vehicles set on fire, an innocent community terrorised by FAR RIGHT SCUM.

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Riot police have been deployed as a large crowd has gathered outside a mosque in Southport. Bricks have been thrown, and riot vans have been attacked with some officers suffering from minor injuries. Sky's @skymartinbrunt has the details. 📺 Sky 501

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7 months

Where do these vile cunts come from?

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🚨KGB News hairdressing expert and office junior instructor, Darren Grimes says he's "absolutely livid" after another fake advert appeared today and "Whoever's responsible better watch out, I'll prosecute them to the letter of the law, once I've scrounged my legal fees" Daz added

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BREAKING Martin Branning responds after TV News image of our beloved Dirty Dan behind bars. "This is the kind of irresponsible journalism you would come to expect from the heartless media". 📺Sky 906 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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We at KGB News would like to thank Dan Wootton for his year of service but Dan tough shit mate, we've got Boris now so you, Looza Fox and the Fake Vicar Calvin can go back to being nobodies. Auf Wiedersehen, Au Revoir, Adios, Adeus, Arrivederci, Tot Ziens, Vaarwel and F*** Off!

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In our poll, if a general election happened tomorrow, the Monster Raving Loony Party would be the legitimate opposition. 📺Sky 515 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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Byelection special, tonight from 10pm. Live from Uxbridge and Selby where we'll have out two top political analysts, Martin Branning and Maria Joseph. 📺Sky 906 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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🚨We've been made aware of this cartoon portraying our own Lee Anderson. This is clearly a false representation. #30pLee is far more obnoxious and vile in person than this cartoon's artist could possibly portray. 📺Freeview 1234 Virgin 666 Sky 902

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BREAKING NASA scientists have confirmed that they failed to find any signs intelligence in Darren Grimes' head. 📺Sky 906 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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@Nigel_Farage Lee Anderson claimed MPs shouldn't have more than one job, nice to see hypocrisy is alive and well in @retardpartyuk

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🚨 #CraftyWank 's mum Jackie has pleaded with GB News to reinstate Dan Wootton. "Ever since the news broke Darren's been locked in his bedroom, I'm really concerned he might pity wank himself sick. He popped his head out the door an hour ago and he was white as a sheet" Jackie said

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@implausibleblog But...but...but Labour are a danger to the country they cried

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🚨Remember when Joe Biden got his daughter to perform a lap dance for him? Neither do we #TrumpIsBroke

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People who know MP Andrew Bridgen have said when he saw The Reclaim Party's monumental defeat in the byelections his reaction was "Why the f**k. did I join that f**king loser Fox". 📺Sky 906 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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@jdpoc He was there at the Holiday Inn, you can see him in the Sky News footage egging others on, even wearing the same t shirt

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🚨No need to worry about our country being set on fire folks, it's just a few lads who've had a bit too much to drink and threw a few rocks according to Lee Anderson.

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🚨 #CraftyWank 's Mom Jackie Hutchinson tells us about the first time she caught our #Crafty bashing the bishop. "I walked in, he was watching a video of a migrant being whipped, then I noticed he was breathing heavy, it was only when I saw he was tugging away did I realise".

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🚨All of us at KGB News would like to congratulate Michael Fabricunt on his thoroughly deserved knighthood.

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🚨Your @reformparty_uk parliamentary candidate for Bexhill & Battle, Ian Gribbin in all his splendour.

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8 months

🚨New Yellow Pages advert debuts

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🚨Anyone? ✈️🇺🇸

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10 months

Can it get any worse😂😂😂

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🚨Breaking News Photos of government minister Kemi Badenoch dressed as a Gestapo thug at a Conservative fancy dress party are rumoured to about to be leaked. More to come

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1 year

From 7pm Lee Anderscum MP. #30pLee will be joined by popular band 'Arf A Shilling, who'll be performing their hit song "Send The Buggers Back" in the KGB News studio. 📺SKY 902 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

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Don't forget from 8pm it's the next Prime Minister of Great Britain to celebrate his stunning success at Uxbridge and Ruislip last night.

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🚨ICYMI Tonight with Dan Wootton from 9pm with special guest host Martin Branning. Guests include Angela Levin, who'll tell everyone how bad Harry and Meghan are. Also MP Lee Anderscum will be talking about woke lefty and Marxist MP Caroline Nokes.

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🚨Poor Dazza's concerned about Lizzie after her 'brush with death' thanks to the nefarious and downright dangerous actions of @ByDonkeys . We at KGB News are sure our viewers are sending their best wishes as #CraftyWank requests!

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@Mike_Fabricant Any truth Jonathan Gullis has defected to the Planet of the Apes?

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This is @CllrCarlJackson , not only is Carl Tory vermin, Carl is a homophobic bully and has weaselled his way onto the Buckinghamshire NHS board, no doubt paying himself a sizeable wage for pushing it towards privatization.

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