I am The Zoran Gvojic: Voice actor, That Other Dead Meat Kill Count Host, and Maker of Social Mediasochist, They Talk!, BigHead Parodies, and sandwiches.
My sentiments exactly. So good to meet
@Ranboosaysstuff
and chat sooo much Saw and watch them get murdered on a livestream. Just a typical day at VidCon 😂
Thank you all for the stampede of support and love for my first ever Kill Count. I’m beside myself with joy. And thanks to
@deadmeatjames
And the Dead Meat team for their faith and hard work on this true labor of love.
Watch The Tremors Kill Count >>>
Happy Birthday to my Buddy Boss
@deadmeatjames
!!! Who knew a chance meeting all those years ago would lead to a friendship and BUSINESS partnership all these years later. Love ya man!
One year ago we started spooky season by getting married. This year we started by celebrating our friends Michael and Lauren’s wedding and adding a new spooky person to our family.
#babygvojic
#spookyseason
#happyanniversary
Based on the TV series, "Chucky: Ultimate Kill Count" is a brand new
#HalloweenHorrorNights
attraction this year. It will "cast the killer doll as the star of his very own haunted house for the first time."
My guest hosting concludes with the Kill Count for CRITTERS ATTACK! Such a fun episode and I wanted to thank the director of Thankskilling 3
@scarejordan
for being such a good sport! See you the next time
@deadmeatjames
lets me out of my cage.
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33 Years Ago Today
#Tremors
was released and failed at the box office, but it’s rabid fan base helped it to spawn 6 sequels, 1 TV Show, 1 Unaired TV Show Pilot, and The Bixby Guy. Thank you to everyone who made the film possible, you all have a special place in my heart 🤠
Truly an inspiring experience to meet Carswell and their family. I’m honored and humbled to be part of this wish. And can’t believe their brother even dressed like me for the occasion. 🥰
It was truly an honor to grant a Make-A-Wish and hang out with Carswell and their family last week. They were such a delight to talk to - so bright in every sense of the word. The perseverance and optimism from the entire family was inspirational. Thank you for this experience ❤️
The DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED Kill Count is out & it seems like a good time to thank Zoran (
@lowcarbcomedy
) for everything he does for Dead Meat. He's more than just a fill-in, he's a wonderful "character" to have on the show. And he edited that TTN bit!
Absolutely devastating. A master of comedic timing and an inspiration that directly influenced me developing my own comedy voice. Aside from Friends his work on Studio 60, Three to Tango, and The Whole Nine Yards will always have a special place in my heart. RIP. 😥
We had to censor the bit for YouTube so here it is in all its glory. While watching Hannibal, a certain line reminded us of "Corn Pudding." We had no choice but to honor one of our favorite shows, Schmigadoon by
@cincopedia
. Thanks to Jordan Good for the music!
You all ready to get arrested for having too much fun? Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash Kill Count premieres tomorrow. Watch it at
#Friday13th
#killcount
#fvjva
IN A VIOLENT NATURE often feels like a hiking simulator starring Moltar. It's a hilarious deconstruction of slashers, showing that in between all the impressive kills (and there are some IMPRESSIVE ones here), a killer's life is mostly tedious. Won't be for everyone!
Before I start the
#Critters
Franchise next week, come with me to Santa Fe to meet the cast and crew of
#Tremors
at the first Annual Tremors Fest (And yes I ask Don Michael Paul about Sand for Snow)
I finally wore down
@carebecc
and
@deadmeatjames
enough to let me on the podcast! 😂 Check out our Horror Awards Postmortem where I snuggle a Molly and silently agree with
@MsChaunceyKR
from across the room. Oh and I have a Dadstache now. LINK IN COMMENTS
Welp, the cats out of the bag. And when he says writing it’s really just me improvising alone in a room with a mic and slowly losing my sanity…but it sure is fun to be back! Any non-speaking killers you want to see in Season 2?
Happy Halloween! This year
@themegangorman
and I celebrated our imminent baby as Emma Thompson and Arnold Schwarzenegger from JUNIOR. Co-starring The Doctor as Danny DeVito! (Fun Fact: My baby bump is actually a Critter Ball)
#HappyHalloween2023
#junior
#dogtorwho
Another solid Kill Count for the equally solid film Totally Killer from
@deadmeatjames
. Well worth checking out and not just to see me channel my inner gym teacher. Link in comments
Are there 7000 folks out there who’ve got some time to kill?
Wanna get this sucker over a million views so I can cover FREDDY VS. JASON VS. ASH: THE NIGHTMARE WARRIORS. 😁
They Talk! is finally coming back at the end of the month and I created some stand alone shorts to celebrate! Here’s one for WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY
#TheyTalk
I bid farewell to the Kill Count with Deathgasm (2015) and thank
@deadmeatjames
for trusting me with his baby and welcome him back in 2 weeks! Until then enjoy Power Ranger jokes, a Madeline Kahn impression, and a truly epic To The Numbers Gag.
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‘COYOTE VS ACME’ is now expected to be shelved and deleted forever.
Warner Bros wanted $75M - $80M for the film and rejected offers from Netflix, Amazon & Paramount, refusing to let them counter-offer.
(Source: )
Could not be happier for
@carebecc
! She has worked so hard and absolutely deserves this success. Also I’m glad I didn’t end her career before it started with all that Baby Face screaming in They Talk! 😂
WE FUCKING DID IT!! THANKS TO ALL OF YOU INCREDIBLE SUPPORTERS DEATHGASM 2 WILL NOW GO INTO PRODUCTION IN EARLY 2024!!!
Many of these perks will not be available after the campaign ends, so grab yours while you can! WHOOOO!!!
Because you’ve been good this year, our brand new 5SF is coming out tomorrow instead of Tuesday. It has nothing to do with the 26th being an inconvenient day for this 5sf to come out. Shut up. Actually you’re back on the naughty list
The episode was watched by over 5 million people and only 100 were ignorant assholes. So Whovians have about a 0.00002 % toxicity rate. Makes me proud to wear my celery!
#doctorwho
🚨 NEW - Sadly Not Surprising; The BBC Has Received 100 Complaints About
#DoctorWho
!
Deadline is reporting that the BBC received more than 100 complaints from Doctor Who viewers who argued that the inclusion of Yasmin Finney‘s transgender character Rose was “inappropriate.”
The whole Dead Meat Team killed it with the awards this year, but of course horror is punished by YouTube again. 🙄 So please share and watch this epic celebration of 2022’s best horror films!
I'm immensely proud of this year's
#DeadMeatHorrorAwards
, but unfortunately YouTube slapped it with a content restriction that will prevent it from being suggested in the algorithm. If you enjoyed the show, please do me the favor of sharing it far & wide:
Happy Halloween from some of the team at Dead Meat Productions - Zoran, Molly, me, Chelsea, brand manager Ben, writer Tim, editor Sarah, producer MK, and executive assistant Fiona!
Deathgasm is a very fun movie and I wanted to get more folks to see it. I’m saddened that the incredible work of the cast & crew is tainted by the director’s actions and hope that he reconsiders the ban on our video which is full of praise for the film, and also has me in a dress
For everyone wondering about the Deathgasm Kill Count, we got a copyright STRIKE (a pretty big deal) due to a copyright claim that unfortunately appears to have been made by the director himself. We've tried reaching out but haven't gotten any response. Not sure what to tell you.
Well
@deadmeatjames
looks like I’m quitting to write a spec script for a new Tremors movie that will sit on the shelf next to my Critters and Deep Rising sequel treatments that will never get made. Maybe I’ll have the whole thing take place in Bixby…🤠
How dare
@DeborahAnnWoll
hide the fact that she’s Kratos’s freakin’ wife in God of War: Ragnarok. Such a wonderful surprise to see my friend and former DM fit right into this fantasy world. 😄
I have rewatched “X” in order to write jokes for the upcoming Kill Count and I was very wrong about this film. My first viewing experience was quite inebriated and in a backyard with folks that weren’t into the movie, so it was tainted.
The Dude Bro Party Massacre III Kill Count is out! And it’s a BIG episode for many reasons. Thanks
@5sf
for helping out. An FF thanks
@deadmeatjames
for letting me return to the count for this very special trilogy of a movie.
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Happy Labor Day! Just did a quick livestream where I announced the upcoming Kill Count schedule, but more importantly, I began it by going through all the Dead Meat employees and thanking them for their work. So go listen to that and ACKNOWLEDGE THEM! ☝️
This Friday October 7th I return to host my 10th Kill Count, this time covering “Dude Bro Party Massacre III” by
@5sf
WARNING: It’s a VERY Zoran episode 😜
The new DEAD MEAT PRESENTS Channel is Live! It’s where all non-kill count videos can be found. Including THEY TALK! Give it a subscribe to help us have a great first day!
Part of me believes this was Zaslav’s evil plan. He knew there would be backlash from vaulting it, thus raising all this online support and free press, so he can now start a bidding war with other companies and get his precious money. Just really love what he’s doing at WB 🙄
Amazon Prime, Apple and Netflix are all interested in potentially acquiring ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ from Warner Bros.
Screenings are being set up for the streamers this week.
(Source: Deadline)
If they’re smart they’ll go the clue route and have 3 different endings randomly attached to different screenings, so you never know which ending you’re gonna get and have to see it multiple times in theaters.
@deadmeatjames
I blame my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. It must have been TOO good and they don’t want me to take work away from Arnold. 😜
Also this sucks ‘cause I spent a lot of time on Predator’s Bachelor Party Blow out. Hope this gets resolved and you’ll all get to party like a Preddy😔
I just want to say one of the reasons I love the horror genre so much is they know to keep their edits to 90 minutes. No horror or comedy film should be more than 90 minutes in my opinion (And yes I’ll give The Shining a pass 🪓😁)
Was thinking lately that it would be pretty cool to go a super duper meta route with a
#scream
movie at some point (ala NEW NIGHTMARE). Original cast playing themselves being hunted by a "real life" Ghostface.👌
#digitalart
The Collection Kill Count is out! It’s got both a Discovery Zone Parody Ad by Jordan Good and a
@mrbrianfirenzi
VGHS cameo! Thanks you two talented talented bastards for helping out!
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I’m just gonna put this out there:
I would love to join in on some board game / D&D Streams if any of you fine internet folks need a quirky fun uncle as a guest. 😁
I promise I won’t talk about Tremors the WHOLE time.