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@gwenjamjam We were too broke to fully wrap Jack Quaid

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Happy Memorial Day! 🇺🇸

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When you run out of wrapping paper for the head and your partner has to pretend they didn’t know you got them a large human male

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MOTHER'S DAY!

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Larry interviewed us in 2014, and complained that he usually had to play himself in movies, and that he had never died in a movie. So he let us kill him as “Coach Handsey” in Dude Bro Party Massacre III. Legend.

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Because you’ve been good this year, our brand new 5SF is coming out tomorrow instead of Tuesday. It has nothing to do with the 26th being an inconvenient day for this 5sf to come out. Shut up. Actually you’re back on the naughty list

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Holds up.

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We may have only ran into @pattonoswalt very briefly at the airport, but parting was still VERY EMOTIONAL

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8 years

The takeaway here is: Adults have completely forgotten how to make movies for themselves

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A live look at Trump's first press conference after exiting the bunker. #BunkerBoy

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This time 10 years ago, 5SF called it quits and took one last, fanservicey ride into the sunset.

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But hey, we’re back!!!!

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what the actual fuck is going on

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Little films. Big announcement. Tomorrow.

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Don’t smile because it’s been over for 10 years. Cry because they don’t know when to quit.

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we got kicked out of a Tesla store for shooting tomorrow's 5SF, so all 12 of you better watch

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When you finally get to come closer than 6 feet with your friends.

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Start the timer, a new 5sf launches tomorrow. uno...dos...tres...cuatro...

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No, we didn’t shoot a new one today. If you have a complaint, please register it with Brian. He’ll tell you exactly what you can do.

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5 years

@Mr_DrinksOnMe Hey here it is on YouTube with the part that says that we made it if I don’t know maybe you wanted to credit us

Missing

He tried calling up his roll of scotch tape, but she wasn't returning his calls. And the paper clips...they were sweet, but they couldn't fill the tiny holes...

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Concerning

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Gaze in horror at another world, one like our own, but with the punchlines sometimes drastically altered

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You may recognize a couple of familiar faces in this thrilling conclusion to @anthonypadilla ’s saga to find Dan love. *COUGH* @kelseygunn *COUGH* @alecowen *COUGH*

He saved me (PARODY)

Anthony finally reunites Dan & Darlene but needs some saving himself (Part 3/3)▸ My incredible merch: http://bit.ly/HighQualityMerch | Subscribe to validate ...

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4 years

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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8 months

Happy 15th birthday to us! We launched our website on October 30th, 2008, and by the old Gods (Vine) and the New (TikTok), we're still here. We have some fun little treats for you!

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Great idea

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YouTube Announces TikTok Copycat ‘YouTube Shorts’ for 15-Second Videos

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It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of 5SF cast member Ringo T. Dog. We believe any place worth calling "heaven" must be full of dogs, & we expect to see you again someday. Thank you for 14 amazing years, best friend. You were loved. And you will be missed <3

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We will happily take over James Somerton’s Patreon. How do you all feel about 5-second video essays that we plagiarize anyway

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when you fuck dead people:

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5 years

canceling plans is ok. pretending to hate puppies to get into a frat is ok. crashing two planes over an orphanage is ok. entering a backwards dimension is ok. letting your ghost brothers enter you to turn you into a muscle beast is ok. do what you need to do to cope

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III is available for free (w/ ads) on TUBI, and available for rent and purchase on AMAZON and ITUNES. Look for it under “Dude Bro Party Massacre III,” have a completely terrifying day!

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@sean_bagel This is like that unfunny friend who tries to top a great joke at a party with their own, and spends 2 extra minutes to do it

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Hmmm? Oh I’ll just leave this here (drops entire calendar on floor, exits your place of work)

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All right algorithm, you win. We’re switching to 1-second films

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don’t ask me the history of anything

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@realDonaldTrump

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Uh huh thanks for the tip, have you seen our fucking comment section over there

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Rich Hill's Blister

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The last image in your camera roll is what killed Kissinger

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In Chico…the police are involved in satanic rituals. Entire towns are drowned by fraternity pranks. Planes crash over orphanages. If you are naughty, you are placed in a box and cannot leave until you beef

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If You’re A Democrat Who Won’t Vote For Hillary, Then…Ugh, You Know What, Never Mind

Bernie Sanders ran a miraculous campaign, trailing from far behind when he first announced his candidacy. Now that Hillary Clinton has…

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@govmikehuckabee You tried so hard, so many times to be President. You pushed your little boulder all that way, you adorable party clown

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We can't thank @deadmeatjames & @lowcarbcomedy enough for making this mind blowing KILL COUNT video. We are so honored to be the Kill Count CHAMPIONS! 4,295 kills!

Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015) KILL COUNT

MERCH: http://deadmeatstore.comPATREON ► https://patreon.com/deadmeatjamesBuy Dude Bro Party Massacre 3 on...DVD ► https://amzn.to/3C9lCSIBLURAY ► https://am...

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We've been shadowbanned on TikTok for about a month now and someone flagged the video where Jack Quaid gets taken out by a huge burger for violent content. Piss app, hope it uNaLivEs itself

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4 years

THE AGONY OF COVID DE MAYO:

The Agony of Covid de Mayo

When our great grandspawn tell the tales of this day, huddled around the tire fire in the flickering light of the long dead moon, they will whisper it like a...

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Tomorrow. Only one can advance.

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Everyone should watch @pattonoswalt Netflix special "Annihilation." It's hysterical, heartbreaking, and powerfully funny. Thank you Patton.

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America... what are ya doin'?

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@pattonoswalt

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Happy Memorial Day! 🇺🇸

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The greatest 5sf of all time, decided by you. Starting tomorrow. #5sfMarchRadness

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How it started: How it’s going:

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Yeah, that greenscreen's good enough for a Comments of the Week video. Did you miss us? Because we missed you, and absolutely did not miss editing these

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How much should I Mr. Beast the thumbnail for tomorrow's new 5sf

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Wishing we lived in @rianjohnson 's sci-fi dystopia instead of this one. Please send toilet paper.

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On this day 15 years ago, the world was forever changed

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On one side: A critically acclaimed, thought-provoking thriller that takes audiences to a place they’ve never been before. On the other side: Birds of Passage

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She beat us to it.

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How do these cards stay so topical? @Explosm

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The #wgastrike is on and 5sf is churning out content. It’s the late 2000’s all over again.

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My plans to not call my mom / Mother’s Day in the UK

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"but she killed people!" have you considered that she's beautiful

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Did you call

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@jacksfilms @vgdunkey @commentiquette @Gusbuckets @redlettermedia @Idubbbz @OneyNG @psychicpebble @h3h3productions @nakeyjakey @mega64 @DolanDark @grandayy @CDisillusion @BrockBaker @gregorybrothers @BadLipReading @nerdcity It has always been our sincerest pleasure to make people uglier

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Wow brilliant

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The enforced constraints of Vine and TikTok really solved the eternal problem of how you *end* a comedy skit, which even the best comedy skit shows had never quite figured out in a consistent way

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The Rumors of Vaccinco de Mayo

If you know a friend or family member who won't be convinced by a simple-yet-forceful "Shut the fuck up," consider reading this: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavi...

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Make a 5SF about your life? Sure, why not Grant, it’s your birthday after all. Plus you’re dying

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TikTok: just got 300,000 followers Instagram: just got 70,000 followers YouTube: our brand new 5sf has -7 views

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Tomorrow. He rises. And our TikTok views fall even further.

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☝️🤓

𝗛𝗔𝗕𝗜𝗧 💔

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the 5 second video limit on vine was one of the coolest and funniest gimmicks of all time

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The movie villain. The actual villains.

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The Devil ALWAYS has a price.

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We love all our algorithms equally

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lol. lmao, even

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We brought back weekly 5SFs this year with a countdown premiere, and we're doing the same tonight. So if your Christmas Eve is lonely, come cozy up with us in 3 hours and 45 minutes and watch @deadmeatjames and @carebecc unwrap two whole @JackQuaid92 s

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"The Audition" #5secondfilms #5sf @iammrvandy

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5SFs are a finite resource. Protesting, while good for raising awareness, isn't enough - swift action must be taken.

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From all of us at 5-Second Films, have a happy, safe Cinco de Mayo Set shit on fire KILL your parents START A WAR SHUT THE FUCK UP

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“No new 5sf today? Psssh, guess they were a dead channel after all”

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Roommates are a pain

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Happy Sunday, everyone!

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Search your name in GIFs and pick the one that best sums up this year.

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Still can't believe a company let us make this

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Throwback to the time we left our channel to go make our movie and this was the most recent video sitting there for months

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A NEW 5SF! "Clinical Trials!" #5secondfilms #5sf #COVID19 #cureforcoronavirus #hydroxychloriquine #Corona #comedy

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5SF posts 5 times a week and in one of them, a magician pulls a bloody baby out of his mouth

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The year is 2009. You're "logging on" and checking your fave sites. The AV Club has a 3000-word breakdown of Pauly Shore's Bio-Dome. Cracked has just ranked all the live-action Batmans. The Nostalgia Critic is going in on Full House. This is the best the internet will ever be.

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