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Tim Choi

@kimchitimchi

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Dead Meat writer and Texas Chainsaw 2022 apologist (he/him)

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2021
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Tim Choi
2 years
@ilyclemmie thinking of that time my managers thought it'd be a slow day and assigned me as the only usher when the bts documentary premiered
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2 years
What if I told you that today you'll leave here different?
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2 years
@deadmeatjames @carebecc Thank you for forcing me to update my Twitter bio. And also for hiring me. Thank you for that too 🙏
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2 years
I was not prepared for Gremlins 2
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1 year
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2 years
What's an image from a horror movie that has haunted you/stuck with you? I know for a lot of people it was the girl in the closet reveal from The Ring. Such a great shock.
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2 years
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2 years
@deadmeatjames If this is because I like the theatrical cut of Escape Room 2 better, I'd like to publicly apologize to Isabelle Fuhrman
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2 years
Funko pop? Nah.
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2 years
I'm excited in general for people to see #M3GAN , but I'm specifically excited for younger audiences, because I know high school me would be hype as fuck that people are out here making really solid and creative PG-13 horror
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2 years
extremely belated, but seeing as though I'm almost done cutting it, I feel compelled to plug the very low budget slasher my friends and I shot this summer (sardines.short on insta)
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2 years
@carebecc @deadmeatjames Honestly, I'm just happy to be here
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Tim Choi
2 years
Me, alone in the dark, color correcting a film, suddenly possessed by the spirit of Austin Butler and singing "a little less saturation" in an Elvis voice
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2 years
Me, 7-years-old, waiting in the mall for my mom and sister: 20-foot-tall Victoria's Secret ad I'm avoiding eye contact with: You look lonely
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Tim Choi
2 years
It was Chick-fil-A there were fucking bugs inside my Chick-fil-A sandwich
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2 years
I may not have most basic living essentials in my new apartment but I did buy a seasonal Halloween skull ice tray
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2 years
slowly and carefully, daphne untied the ascot, and fred's head fell off
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2 years
All I want for Christmas is @MatthewLillard as purple guy in the fnaf movie
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Tim Choi
1 year
Matthew Macfadyen's Englishness is directly proportional to the length of his sideburns
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2 years
My roommate asked me if the Fine Bros directed Uncut Gems
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2 years
normalize sheet ghost halloween costumes again
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2 years
My girlfriend and I got drunk the other night and made #Scream6 bingo boards
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Tim Choi
9 months
Hey ice cream truck man who has been sitting outside my home for multiple nights blasting your otherwise wondrous array of ice cream truck jingles at full volume, why aren't you using your powers for good
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Tim Choi
3 years
Sometimes I stare out my window and play Beethoven and I pretend I'm a Bond villain
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2 years
I accidentally took the selfie early
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2 years
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2 years
Healing my inner child one kfc famous bowl at a time
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2 years
thinking about the time our teacher had us pick up trash during class and offered extra credit for the group whose bag weighed the most and one group rolled back a tire and won
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2 years
Jokes on you, I obsessively orchestrated the entire slow progression of our friendship because I couldn't just ask you to hang out
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Tim Choi
2 years
I demand a flagon of ale and chicken I eat with my hands
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2 years
"What is X even about?" Me:
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1 year
I hope I die on a dark and stormy Halloween night
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Tim Choi
2 years
Look me in my eyes and tell me Mark Margolis doesn't look exactly like old Buster Keaton
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Tim Choi
2 years
Everyone's talking about that opening scene but no one's talking about how #ScreamVI confirms that Chad is an android user
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Tim Choi
1 year
The parking lot attendant at Knott's Berry Farm today asked me if I was a daddy and I felt very weird about it
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Tim Choi
2 years
All I want in this life is a house I can decorate for Halloween
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2 years
Quietly collecting science facts for the police procedural I'll write someday where Bill Nye is called in to consult on New York's most science-centric murders
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Tim Choi
1 year
Me listening to the succession finale score in the back of an uber pretending Im being chauffeured away from the company I just lost
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Tim Choi
3 years
Army of the Dead made me so deeply angry that I revived my Letterboxd and spent an hour writing a review of it just so I could get everything I hated about it off my chest
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Tim Choi
2 years
After Frankenstein Michael in Halloween Kills and Dracula Michael in Halloween Ends I can only hope they give us Wolfman Michael where he bites Laurie and infects her with his murder mojo
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Tim Choi
1 year
The other day someone told me I was the straightest person in my friend group and it's been keeping me up at night
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Tim Choi
2 years
I've seen children order food with more confidence than brendan gleeson acting like he knew what a try guy was
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1 year
Idk I just feel like my whole thing would work a lot better if I was Hot
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Tim Choi
2 years
If you like Scream 6 you have to start adding me to group chats again
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Tim Choi
2 years
I'm just gonna put this out there: double feature screening of X and Knife+Heart please and thank you
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2 years
@liileks cecily strong: do you like rita ora pete davidson: but who's on first?
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Tim Choi
2 years
my parents finally have liquor in the house so i'm doing all the sneaky underage drinking I was owed in high school
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1 year
The older I get the less I'm willing to sacrifice in the name of dignity
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Tim Choi
1 year
The lobby of my hotel has a poster titled "Let's Stop Human Trafficking!" that feels vaguely foreboding
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1 year
As far as I'm concerned, clam chowder is just the condiment you put on oyster crackers
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1 year
I frequently forget how much of you is intenstines
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Tim Choi
2 years
Santana Lopez walked so Euphoria could run
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Tim Choi
1 month
Idk who this tweet is for but Jesse Plemons in Kinds of Kindness looks exactly like celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal and I haven't stopped thinking about it
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Tim Choi
3 years
Do you ever have one of those days where you added too much milk and now your creamed spinach is too much cream and not enough spinach
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Tim Choi
2 years
Help, the eggs are beating me back
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2 years
I can't believe Baz Luhrmann blessed us with a yassified Irishman this #PrideMonth
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Tim Choi
1 year
Every trip to a museum contains at least three pre-teens sulking on a bench while an accompanying parent asks them to look at something cool
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2 years
Fuck me I forgot my headphones and my Uber driver is listening to an audiobook about the history of coffee
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Tim Choi
2 years
@savedbythedels M3 America Gan Again
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Tim Choi
2 years
orphan first kill scene pack
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2 years
Does anyone know where I can find haircut reference photos with people that aren't comically more attractive than me
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2 years
@GwensVariant I did! Just a cheap party suit and some paint and sequins
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4 years
When you quit Twitter years ago but now you need an "online brand"
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2 years
okay now give us chris pratt as lego indiana jones
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Tim Choi
2 years
@theheadknight @bonnieaarons1 @deadmeatjames @carebecc @HMoviesBeyond @bendabelle @nopemovie @Monkeypaw Seeing the other Nope costumes walk through the door was definitely a highlight of the night
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@echochlo If it makes you feel better someone once told me her animated crush was Piglet
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Tim Choi
1 year
honest question, is it called a horseradish because it has a kick?
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Tim Choi
2 years
@lowcarbcomedy @Coach_Lammers @deadmeatjames Y'all are sleeping on Anthony Hopkins' ponytail in Red Dragon
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Tim Choi
2 years
billy eichner running up to a distastefully portrayed serial killer and shoving a microphone in his face
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Something evil is coming… FX’s AHS:NYC premieres 10.19 on FX. Stream on Hulu. #AHSNYC #AHSFX
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11 months
@PlatanoRanger Does the Savory Breakfast Omelette section on the Denny's menu imply the existence of Sweet Breakfast Omelettes?
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Tim Choi
4 years
Finally got around to putting up some wall art today.
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Tim Choi
3 years
Chicken fried rice is one of the few dishes made with both the chicken and the egg
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1 year
@liileks It's serving Orphan
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2 years
if you asked me what my dream job was at age 5 it would've been the monster professor from mary-kate and ashley and the case of the fun house mystery
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2 years
@bendabelle @WillBrozInc Double feature of Barbie and Oppenheimer?
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Tim Choi
4 years
Sometimes someone will pass me while I'm on a walk and I have to actively remind myself not to speed up and try to race them
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Tim Choi
4 years
If a genie gave me three wishes, I'd wish for an airplane set, a billion dollars, and the rights to remake Snakes on a Plane
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