3 years to the day I joined my current employer. How have I chosen to celebrate?
By accidentally sending this picture to a group teams chat instead of a screenshot of some work data
Theres a man at the gym with the biggest willy I have ever seen.
Today in the changing room he turned around quickly, his penis connected with an open locker door and the locker door actually shut.
Interesting to see
@MancAcademy
giving NoHun a gig on on 12th August. Love it when a vocal transphobe who harassed a pregnant person gets a platform to spew their bile from...
Maybe do a google on them and reconsider?
Walking through town and group of lads laughed loudly at my blue hair. Seconds later the biggest gust of wind appeared and blew their entire table of drinks over
Was having an... Intimate moment last night and I got the giggles and blurted out "we're just normal men... We're just innocent men"
And now I don't think I'm allowed to have sex ever again
I REALLY hope the legal teams behind Russell T Davies, BBC and Disney put Graham Linehan through the washer for this.
Not only does it target an individual, but it includes a worldwide brand that has young adults & children as part of its target audience.
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People that slag off open or consensual non-monogomous relationships, yet still flirt, slide into dms, hookup with me and/or my partner - knowing we are in one - from now on I shall be posting the receipts online. Bored of attention seeking hypocrites π
If I ever I split up with someone or I fall out with a mate. I never delete an old photos with them if I look good. I just slap a picture of Jane McDonald on top of them.