Kenneth McLaughlin @lordhellion Twitter profile

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Kenneth McLaughlin

3 months

I don't shill for myself often, but you'd might as well check this stuff out while you're here...

Tired of hearing politicians talk about "our democracy" while actively undermining YOUR democracy? Remind them that democracy is for everyone, not just a select group.

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@PhysicalMedia_ I might pay $700 if he signed a MAGA hat...

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@CatgirlAnarcho Every trans kid I know has picked the worst, no-parent-would-ever-name-someone-they-loved-that name ever: Vonn, Felix, Enzo, Hades, etc.

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@astro_egg_celnt I've mentioned this before, but all the high school kids I know transitioning to male all pick the worst names, names no self-respecting mother would ever name a child: Enzo, Vaughn, Liam, Casper, Felix...

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@IGN 'We're not here to help you navigate your way through the world of gaming; we're here to reinforce the decisions about games you already made!"

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@SouthpauzArt As a representative of the 40-and-over crowd, we used to always have a Holocaust survivor come speak in front of the our class or school. Unfortunately, there's not as many of them left and a lot of those messages are starting to fade away.

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@RealOmarNavarro Not everyone who votes is on Twitter. Not everyone on Twitter votes. Not everyone who follows someone does so because they like them. Not everyone on Twitter is American. Not everyone on Twitter is a person.

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@cooltechtipz If you could afford all these renovations you wouldn't be living in a room that size.

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@DiscussingFilm Who told Hollywood that we wanted biopics for corporate products? Why is this happening?

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@MattWalshBlog So are you for free speech or pro censorship? Which one is it?

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@ComicLoverMari And, and, the vat that Joker fell in was irradiated by Kryptonite, and Atlanteans are descended from Kryptonians, and the accident that created Flash involved Kryptonian tech, and the Green Lantern power battery is powered by Kryptonite, and Venom is synthesized Kryptonite, and

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@benandjerrys Whose ads will I mindlessly scroll past now?

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@EverythingOOC That's how I got banned from the Earthbound subreddit

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@oxalisnebula If you give someone a gift they don't want or like, you gave it for you, not them.

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@BadMediatake The fact that "snappy one liner" is literally in the middle of a wall of text... Chef's kiss.

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@D4hz4hn Spent a lot of money on CGI trying to make Dr Fate look less cool than Black Adam. Still failed.

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@Nimbopill According to this at 43 I should be banging... *checks chart* 27 year olds. *checks again* Or 17 year olds.

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@LeninLiker This you?

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How can you look at this diagram and not immediately want to kill the capitalist

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@SwannMarcus89 Not just that, but they sent that woman to prison for years until they found the kid's romper in the wilderness by chance.

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@wildtiktokss My sly gypsy slyly trysts by thy crypt.

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@FGCquotes She's almost 50. Leave her alone.

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@reddit_lies Imagine if puberty blockers really 'just put puberty on pause' like they claim. Would you REALLY want to go through puberty later in life? When you have a job and responsibilities and all?

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@krysilove You can find Groupons and such that get you the full version for a one-time cost of under $40. Just keep looking.

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@piersmorgan I'm tired of normal people playing superheroes.

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@Tobicito16 @Megadetta People underestimate how amazing the OG Spider-Man costume is (and it annoys me whenever they try to change it). You can show Spider-Man from any angle doing any movement and he's still 100% recognizable. It's genius.

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@solaceinstories The first book eschewed an actual 'ending' and just decided to set up the second book instead. Granted, she could have milked it harder, but sacrificing denouement for a cliffhanger isn't exactly integrity.

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@ZoAndBehold @ErinInTheMorn Do you ever do anything without a photographer on hand?

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@ComicLoverMari Shaggy doesn't hate anybody.

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@DelusionPosting "All I did was call for a literal jihad. Pansies."

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@TeamYouTube @shelby_young This is the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard of. Approving content for kids that the creators DON'T want kids seeing? What the actual fuck?

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@prmade313raised Pluto TV and Tubi are both free with ads and together have more content that you'll ever be able to watch.

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@TheBrandonMorse How's the twist supposed to work? We all know women have multiple bitches living in their head.

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@EverythingOOC I'd legit have no idea who this guy was if it wasn't for my 10 year old.

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@LottieHistory Had a director at our theatre that wanted to go around the room at table read, everyone introducing themselves including pronouns. His wife went first, included pronouns. We then continued all the way around the room without pronouns until it got back to the director, who used

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@Tripolar_B Dudes with Bugattis don't steal Rolls Royces? Crazy.

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@capybaroness When I play The Witcher 3 the battles are all one shot, too

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@ZacksJerryRig @nerds4nerds "Baskets of deplorables" "Extreme right-wing terrorists" "Religious nutjobs" "Nazis" "Fascists" "Racists" "Uneducated" "Unempathetic" Any of those sound familiar? Cause there's plenty of others if not. This is the rhetoric the left has been used since the turn of the century to

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@AltHistoryHub Has anyone checked the White House for a carbon monoxide leak?

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@restoreorderusa When you're so low IQ that you think that everyone else would do something because that's what you would do.

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@iluminatibot Worked for a lumber company that harvested tress in the US, had them processed into veneer in Canada, shipped to China to be assembled into plywood, and shipped back to America to be sold, all because it was the most cost effective process chain. Blows my mind still.

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@daveanthony Imagine thinking people only said things they believed.

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@reddit_lies I bet he makes fun of blue checkmarks

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@AthopeMarie @Steveohmygoodne Source: vibes

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@Comrade_Yui I'm convinced it looks bad because they didn't bother to storyboard it and just figured the CGI boffins can fix anything.

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@mechanicalkurt It's called a "medium" for a reason--its the material used for transference of abstracts. They probably did other things with their dad or their friends, but "Spider-Man" and "bikes" are the memories that stand out and are cherished.

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@ComicLoverMari DC's green screen fights are always so pitiful looking. I know Marvel does them too, but they still feel like real set pieces. DCs always feel like the holodeck.

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@JueyunVibin @pixarelemental Because that's always been Pixar's style: literal, surface level storytelling.

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@EnrgyDrinksOnly @DeusSaviow @EverythingOOC Can confirm. My YouTube is inundated by stuff only my kids watch.

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@DC_moments If there's any comic character I'm willing to believe this about, it's 1000% John Constantine.

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@TheEnemiesPE3 The ultimate "out of nowhere"...

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@homeofdcu @DEADLINE Nothing cult leaderish about that fit...

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@s1dposting I really got to catch up on WWE...

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@JoJoFromJerz @goddeketal It was still the Trump vaccine, though. That's what you tweeted. Not "imma wait and see what the medical data says". By March 2021, we were already in the "maybe the vaccine isn't as good as they say" stage of things. So, if anything, you waited until it was LESS approved.

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@Wikek6 @kirawontmiss Quit shopping at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods, then. Every grocery store I go to the produce section is the cheapest part of the store.

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@TheActMan_YT Shouldn't you be on Threads?

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@inqtelx @Cernovich Is that $100 million valuation including the unrealized gains or not? Because the vast majority of people's "wealth" is based on unrealized holdings, not their bank account. Also, explain how an evil is less evil if it only happens to other people.

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@theashleyray There's a reason my Letterbox dips right here...

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@SuspectFed All in masks, I see...

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@The_Hellenist This is a TikTok level of stupidity.

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@SenorWoberto It's like that friend who THINKS they're hilarious is trying to MST3K the whole thing...

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@wstgoat7 *checks comments* *comes out soaked chest high with simp tears*

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@DailyLoud Never cancel TikTok. Anything that puts humans back into the natural selection game is a win.

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@wildtiktokss I had a teacher like that in high school. 20 years later, we were right, he was in denial at the time

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@SarahisCensored He also hasn't worked on a farm in a decade.

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@Ecclesiasticu12 @feelsdesperate Imagine being a professional for years and your college degree still being the achievement you sing about...

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@shannonrwatts 244 years of guns. 24 years of mass shootings. It's not the guns.

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@rebeccawwrites Just make sure that she doesn't "have a good reason". Everyone wants to give female villains an understandable reason why they went bad. The icons are pure evil, not a product of their trauma. She needs to be a Liz Bathory type figure.

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@SophiaNarwitz "This is popular, therefore I've decided it reflects my culture."

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@PhysicalMedia_ There's a case to be made for TCM being #1 . There are zero excuses to put The Thing at #46 .

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@wwarrior_1 Three generations of kids watched Looney Tunes without dropping anvils on each other. I think it's fine.

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@DonutOperator "That's not how management companies work! That's not how management companies work!" "Then tell us how they work." .... "Why are you picking on 20 year olds?"

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@WardianAl @bennyjohnson @RepSantosNY03 How does Santos potential guilt absolve Biden's potential guilt? They could both be guilty. They could ALL be guilty. Guilt isn't relative.

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@wildtiktokss The problem is that those movies only ever made money in the secondary home video market. Streaming services have eliminated that market, so studios have no financial incentive to make them.

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@DiscussingFilm "As a film director, my artistic 'floursish', uh, so to speak, will be to make everything look bad. Totally distorted and non-sensical. Like Frank Miller drew it with Rob Liefield's hand."

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@indianloonie Kept mine. And got a free shirt for telling them I destroyed it. They asked for proof and I sent them a panel of a gauntlet getting destroyed from Hickman's Avengers.

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@vegansarcasm Without zoos you would think most of those animals were savage monsters. The educational aspect of zoos over human civilization is tremendous, and you're looking at mankind from the side of history that benefited from that education.

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@AnneComics Maybe I'm just old, but this one. Loved that they recreated it in Homecoming...

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@thetreat @opinonhaver I think you meant 'directly' proportional. Inversely proportional would mean the bigger the spell the less the consequence, and small magics would have dire consequences.

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@EnnySolli I remember him very clearly stating in the 2000s "I'm a transvestite. I like dressing as a woman. That's as far as it goes."

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@ellymelly By any other logic, we have "freedom of murder" as well

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@Joshstrangehill This implies both sets of twins have the same birthday, which is eerie.

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@THR WB: "Just don't show up looking like a cult leader, Ezra." Ezra:

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@shoe0nhead You joke, but most immigrants have a "they should have closed the border after I got here" mentality.

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@HeheWaitWhut I thought he had to quit selling it because there was already a trademark on "Ultra" beer brands.

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@jimbonatius @TRHLofficial OP study was about adolescents specifically. Your study had some 16 to 18 year olds, but specifies the median age was 27 for FM and 32 for MF. And no one under 18 was allowed surgery.

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@ShitpostGate A&W tastes best Mug is the sweetest Barq's is the only caffeinated one Pick by your needs

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@gamerdudeguy69 @DelusionPosting We tried "it's a crime if you do it to this person, but not if you do it to that person". Shit didn't sit right.

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@_TheSmartAlec1 I'm okay with digital, but AAA studios have been slowly falling off for at least a decade. It's pretty much turned into 90's Hollywood, where the studios are clueless and the indies are advancing the industry.

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@Ghostrider768 @amuse Collapse a bank, get a bailout.

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@LyricallyAdept_ @CultureCrave @io9 Great. I looks like shit.

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@xxxxTheKing Have? I'd have to explain to my wife why I tipped her 300%...

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@rejectedhannah The problem is nobody is storyboarding ahead of time, so when they stick actors in front of a green screen they shoot without knowing what the scene is supposed to look like finished. Lighting is just trying to do their best and not kill themselves self-medicating...

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@AltHistoryHub Pandas used to eat meat, but for some reason they started only eating bamboo and took meat out of the equation. Unfortunately for them, their digestive system is still set up for meat, and can't process bamboo fast enough before it's expelled, which is why they spend all day

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@chrisdmowrey @DonutOperator This job's not as easy as impressing twelve year olds with wild gesticulating is it?

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