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@krysilove

2 years

That reminds me. There should be more male leads in glasses. Give me sexy nerds.

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@krysilove

4 years

She said "you and Jesus are going to see this shape" and honestly I respect it 😂

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11 months

I'm sorry, but the way the nephew is walking like he is on his way to a battle that was already won is so funny

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When Henry Cavill had to prove to his nephews teachers that his Uncle was in fact Superman.

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4 months

He has a PhD in Men's Business

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4 months

This guy using the ladder like a natural extension of his body [📹 Michael Eder / da.wuide.michi]

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2 years

All those predators in that building and Will Smith smacking another grown man has you shook to the knees. Girl, stand up.

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5 years

The trick is you have to do it Monday or Friday so no one can be sure when the braids were put in. 😈

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5 years

I am HOLLERING! 😭🤣😫😂

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2 years

Bridgerton S3 is going to have a ballroom dance to this lol

COWBOY CARTER Updates 𐚁 ⭑

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2 years

This violin cover of Alien Superstar by Beyoncé>> #RENAISSANCE

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5 years

Meghan McCain's whole life is a legacy admission.

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1 year

After everything, Samantha was the one with the best man. She dumped him in the end, but she honestly had the best man out of all the men on that show. Smith Jerrod >>>>

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4 years

That "Dindu Nuffin" is some rare and obscure racism. Doja was doing secret handshake racism. GIRL.

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@krysilove

5 years

I respect Janet Jackson stans for never, ever taking their feet off Timberlake. He could be in a picture holding a baby and they'll comment under the pic "tell the baby to apologize to Janet Jackson since you're too trifling to do it."

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4 years

If I see "Americans could NEVER" as it relates to style and culture, I always assume they mean white Americans because guaranteed Black people already did it.

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@krysilove

5 years

Love to all the mothers who are only allowed to bring plates and ice to family events. You matter. Your chicken doesn't, but you do!

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3 years

Janet Jackson can win a Verzus without leaving the 90s

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6 years

Seinfeld was more uncomfortable than Chris Rock was. What an embarrassing display

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5 years

Oprah started talking about making black eyed peas and cornbread with Stedman and the glint in her eye made me think of who I could be in thirty years. That woman was SO content with her man and her cornbread. Me 😂

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7 months

I always say that politicians are just evil theater kids. They didn't make it on stage so now we have to be suffer

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2 years

This is how all those white women pretended to be surprised in 2016

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Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers 'agree to disagree' about politics: report

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4 years

Y'all aren't going to hold Biden accountable. Let's be serious. Y'all said bombings were bad until Obama was bombing. You said deportations were bad until Obama was doing them and still won't admit people have valid issues with the Clintons. Put a 'D' by a name and thassit.

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6 years

If I was Jordan Peele, I'd have a burner account to post wild theory on myself. "Did you see the placement of the sun in the trailer? It signified the dawning of the Black age. I KNOW it." - Me stirring the promotional pot

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2 months

It doesn't matter how often men say this, it'll never be true 🤣

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currently rewatching “sex and the city” and steve was probably the best boyfriend/husband out of the main four characters relationships.

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4 years

Mrs. Rosa Parks was minding her business and at her Heavenly rest and here comes Shameik

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5 years

"I don't have a racist bone in my body!" The bones:

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1 month

"Kids don't hold grudges" is a lie. Grownups just guilt them into not showing their anger. Actually, grownups guilt each other into not showing grudges, too.

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1 year

We all know that Big would not have shaved his head. He would have paid all the health costs, but he wouldn't have been there like Smith. Steve was useless. Harry didn't have hair, but he probably would have been a good partner

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7 months

I do not mean any harm but look at Usher. Remember that video about how a Chrysler 300 looks like a Rolls-Royce until a Rolls-Royce pulls up? That's the situation. Usher is the Rolls-Royce. The fluidity of his movements and everything 😍

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6 years

While we give tribute to the memory of Motha Aretha Franklin, I want to take a moment to honor the memory of her sister, Ms. Carolyn Franklin. We don't get "Ain't No Way" without her.

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7 years

I want Rihanna and Lupita to ride off into the sunset with ALL the money

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1 year

A baby father talking about being "conservative and traditional." If you are a baby father and not a husband, you are not that conservative and you're not that traditional.

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9 years

Me, if a millionaire taps me with their car http://t.co/nOWZaEYHVd

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5 years

Cheap men are worse than broke men and they occur in every tax bracket.

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4 years

Rick Fox is generationally fine. He's a lust that you inherit like a cast iron skillet.

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11 months

@faketitojohnsON They never heard the end of it 🤣🤣🤣

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11 months

@BellaJoyAgain I know he put that Superman shirt on like he was about to be MVP of a championship game. He was READY 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

You shouldn't be able to just quietly walk back calling African people liars during Black History Month. You should have to write an apology for that.

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@krysilove

2 years

I just don't understand why people don't realize that at the end of the day they're making domestic violence jokes. Whether you think she's lying or not, the way that people are discussing this trial is absolutely disgusting. They are talking about it like it's stan wars.

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2 years

@solomonmissouri I thought it was a pregnancy announcement 🤣

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5 months

People wronged Monique and she was right to talk about it. She wronged her son and he's right to talk about it. It's not complicated

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@krysilove

6 years

I'm not taking Chris Rock seriously when it comes to race discussions ever again. Not after that. He didn't apply his backbone before leaving his dressing room

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@krysilove

3 years

The United States is an empire and we affect the whole globe. So it's no problem for people who are outside of America to talk about our politics since our government likes to actually change their governments. It's peak American not to recognize that.

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3 years

She could have stopped at I’m not American.

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4 months

Favorite rapper with no assault or rape allegations?

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6 years

Me rolling into my attorney's office to discuss compensation for my injuries from Nicki and Cardi's fisticuffs

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4 years

Jill Scott is a beauty beauty. That woman looks like the sun so I know denying her attractiveness is ridiculous

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4 months

When the Nepo baby is as talented as their family. Alex Isley. Willow. Tracee Ellis Ross. Whitney.

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4 months

What’s an example of nepotism that you’re actually a fan of?

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9 months

Politicians are ghouls. If you don't understand that then you don't understand anything

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9 months

Joe Biden, 1994: “If Haiti quietly sunk into the ocean, it wouldnt matter a whole lot….”

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6 months

Her high paying job and respect. My mother would have fainted on the ground if I lost my job behind a man.

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Amy Robach says there’s ‘been a price to pay’ for choosing love with T.J. Holmes

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5 years

Fatphobia kills. It really does. The doctor assumed her issue was weight, but it was cancer. I'm sending her all positive thoughts and prayers

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5 years

@NerdAboutTown I'm so sorry. I hope he ends up having to pass a kidney stone

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5 years

Women who defend homophobes are fools because if homophobia is present guaranteed misogyny is too. You're on the menu too, fool.

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3 years

It was William or Phillip. I'd bet my favorite cake pan.

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3 years

It doesn't even feel good to be right about politicians because it means that you're right about more people being harmed or ignored by them.

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@krysilove

3 years

Now, I KNOW y'all aren't talking

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3 years

Today we honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s message of hope, justice and equality.

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6 years

If I woke up in Niecy Nash's body, I'd buy every sheer thing they sell. Sheer everything. I'd figure out how to make my wig sheer. I don't even know what that means, but I'd do it 😂😂😂

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8 years

Homophobia kills. It's not just "oh, I'm just uncomfortable." It's hate that denies the humanity of LGBT people. And, it kills.

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4 years

I'm supposed to believe the cops got stirred up by THIS man and it wasn't rooted in Bull Connor racism? This man looks like his free time is spent organizing his sweaters by thread type and listening to jazz

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4 years

She didn't. This is weird.

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6 years

Nancy Wilson's cover of "As Time Goes By" is the definitive one for me RIP

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1 year

Happy Gladys Knight Day to all who celebrate

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5 years

"I don't read POC because I can't relate to characters so different from me. " Darling, you're not rich British aristocracy either, but you have a bunch of Regency historicals with those characters in your reading history. Let's relax.

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@krysilove

2 years

I'll never understand why Trevante has not been in a romcom. If I was going to understand someone randomly falling over air in front of anyone it would be him.

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20 days

This corset is so dreamy

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3 months

Them naming that restaurant that knowing they aren't Black is diabolical.

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3 months

“Kinfolk,” the new Southern restaurant in DC, is NOT Black owned. Tell your friends.

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7 months

I'm not being shady at all but this is the grin that customer service sees right before somebody has to go for the manager. This lady is infuriated 🤣🤣🤣

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7 months

The fact that this got to white women has me so tickled

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9 years

Amber didn't shame Kylie. She came for Tyga, the grown man dating a high school student who can't even vote yet.

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5 years

Country girls can be trusted with a note. Not the vote, but definitely notes

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2 years

Swedish people are still fighting for their lives over this dinner conversation and losing 🤣

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3 months

Law must have been in there with a ruler and a storyboard because this is their first good cover in a long time

Film Updates

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3 months

Zendaya covers the latest issue of Vogue

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4 years

@ElitatheLibra Mmhmm those shapeless robes were for the lessors 😂

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2 years

I say this all the time, BUT R&B Is the superior genre and Jazmine Sullivan is a great example of it at its best.

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1 year

@BellaJoyAgain She's shameless. She ALMOST got banned from being able to buy houses near elementary schools. She was really close to a registry and I still think she should be on it. If ANYONE just needs to face front

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5 years

My heart when I see a little Black girl with little afro puffs

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6 years

Tom Brady LOST

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6 years

Rappers don't even have the moral fiber to stop their non-black friends from saying the n-word so they can really hush about how rough and ready they'd be if they were enslaved.

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@krysilove

9 years

Shout out and RIP as always to Geoffrey Holder, director of #TheWiz stage play

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2 years

"We're not going to believe African people until a white man verifies" is what they were saying while thinking that they were being so smart. All this during Black History Month.

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1 year

The best tweet. Iconic tbh

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2 years

Church men are the same throughout the world 🤣

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2 years

The Korean baptist girls be goin thru it like that?!

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1 year

Well, now she knows how Jessica Williams felt

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6 months

Matt Bomer and Jonathan Bailey were amazing. There are so many things to take from their performances that have nothing to do with their chemistry, but I want to say that the chemistry was PhD level #FellowTravelers

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@krysilove

8 years

I bet Colin Kaepernick used the black fist pick. That's the only way you get that kind of lush afro

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9 years

The fact that I'm just grateful that none of the kids in #McKinney are dead says all that needs to be said about policing in America

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7 years

History says this IS America. Until you can be honest about it nothing will change

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7 years

This is evil. This is un-American. We can't let this stand as normal.

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5 years

Steve Harvey is at the point where he doesn't have to tap dance anymore. At any given time of the day his face is on someone's television station. He's putting on tap shoes because he wants to

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@krysilove

3 years

Remember y'all pretended Cuomo was sexy? Really acted like a man who looks like the neighborhood injury lawyer had your nether regions hot and bothered. Now, look.

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2 years

@PopeSnogginheim So when the Ukrainian people started evacuating African people started sharing racist experiences they were having. Some started saying they were being bought by Putin or that Putin was amplifying it. Now the white man is reporting it and they're walking it back

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5 years

@Kierryk345 Cornmeal, fish grease, and pink inside. The chicken didn't die for that kind of abuse 😂

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1 year

So many people love the Angela Basset moment in the throne room after Shuri was kidnapped and I do too, but my favorite is the beginning when she's telling off the UN. I have watched that so many times that if it was on DVD, it would skip. #WakandaForever

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@krysilove

3 years

Good, but Black British people on here say you need to pick up a broom and sweep your own porch too.

Boris Johnson

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3 years

I was appalled by the death of George Floyd and welcome this verdict. My thoughts tonight are with George Floyd’s family and friends.

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7 years

@DjWalt_ Maybe you should find somewhere to sleep it off... I'm concerned

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2 years

@jbrous41 "Ya heard" is so old. I'm laughing so hard at the AARP in that statement. I have an old spirit, but she beat me 🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

@MichelleLiTV You don't have to explain yourself. If you'd given a dumpling recipe live on air, you'd still be right. You didn't do anything wrong and that lady can go right to Hell. You can't say that, but I can.

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5 years

Hear Northern whites tell it and The Green Book was only about the South, but it started out as a guide to where Black people could be safe and comfortable in NYC.

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@krysilove

2 years

Honestly no white woman historical romance author needs to be adapted until Ms. Beverly Jenkins is. This is ridiculous.

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8 months

If Black blogs had not been so focused on who Megan slept w/ instead of the fact that Tory shot her, maybe the Bob wouldn't be for the job. The ones that weren't doing that, weren't covering the trial at all. I get what people are saying but there is an actual searchable history

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And I hate when Black liberals act like Karine Jean-Pierre is being forced to do this. She is a very accomplished woman. If she didn't want to do that job then she wouldn't do that job. She wants to be there. Stop smol beaning Black politicians. They know what they're doing

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I'm a PK too and I honestly do not care. If you can't call for peace in the hometown of Jesus in a church then the church has lost its way. The sacred space was disrupted by them letting him get up there and not by the protestors.

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3 years

I forget who said it, but whoever on my tl said to roast the potatoes for mashed potatoes....I hope your family is blessed and your chicken is always perfectly seasoned. This is how I'm doing this from now on.

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6 years

I'll never forget how Rebel Wilson strolled her hips on stage in a cop uniform at the height of Black Lives Matter to make a joke. I've disliked her since then.

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6 years

Exactly. If Omarosa had woken up one morning, swung her legs to the floor and said "he IS a white supremacist, I quit," I could respect her. But, nope. She had to be physically removed from her Klan job only to tell us it's as bad as we tried to tell HER.

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4 years

They tried to tank her and boosted her business instead. We LOVE to see it

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@blackvoices

4 years

The Honey Pot company, owned and founded by a Black woman, has seen an outpouring of support and a major sales boost as a result.

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1 year

Vocally and lyrically one of the best love songs ever. That voice Nancy Wilson had was so lush. That lady sang like there was velvet in her throat and then looked flawless like that, too. Iconic.

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@AhmadDavisPR

1 year

What song do you consider to be “perfect”

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