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@loki_monster
Loki Monster
3 years
@HLMongoose This accurately describes my very handsome and deeply disturbed son Gary. When he gets put away like a vacuum so I can have friends over or work done, etc., he goes to Gary Jail. 😹
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3 months
I lost my best friend today and my whole damn life is so much poorer.
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2 years
@emily_murnane Also "top of the line" and "David's Bridal" should never be in the same sentence.
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8 years
@106th @BibleGirl666 That stack of ones ain't gonna fan itself. 😂😂😂
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7 months
@MedicTrommasher Wait what it's literally all the animals??? Yeah that's not a problem with the animals that's a serious sign that those agents are not trustworthy.
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3 years
@HLMongoose My son for those who are morbidly curious. I am not kidding about him hating all of humanity except me, murdering fuckers who are dumb enough to think they can come n my house while he's loose, and just generally fucking shit up and making life ~interesting.~
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5 years
@redditships Even with all the shit the world is throwing at them, young women and girls are gonna be all right. The fact that they spoke up is SO different than the 80s when we did the nervous laughter and hoped dude went away sooner rather than later.
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3 years
@MimiAura1 @_benjvmins_ Thissssssss!! That's what a dating profile that says "no drama" tells you: they do not want to deal with any emotion you have that's "inconvenient," which basically means sadness, fear, and anger. Nor do they want to deal with you setting boundaries. RUN!
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2 years
@pastordan @sendcats Y'all. CATCH UP. We live in a fascist state. Lawmakers have openly said they would do these things *including* banning IVF bc the frozen embryos are people under the law to women. WAKE UP. This is going to get so bad so fast.
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2 years
@DarkJokeDixon @lindefordd @rompejess @NWTSNaomi Oh for fuck's sake they're all a massive liability problem now. One of these women attending a difficult birth and it goes wrong that footage will be EVERYWHERE during the resulting med mail case.
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2 years
@shellthatsang @yurirando My grandma's prayer to St. Anthony: Tony, Tony look around. Something's lost and must be found. AAAAAAAMEN! And WHAM! Found.
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2 years
@ask_aubry Marilyn Monroe's body went missing after the ambulance left her house for the morgue. For 6-10 hours. They said it was at a smaller morgue nearer to her house. 🙃
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3 years
@retheauditors @JoyceWhiteVance @ShijeSings That skin color thing is HEINOUS. When the news started reporting the outsized devastation happening in minority communities is when those people stopped caring. That is their own racism biting them in the ass, and it's DISGUSTING. Lord why can't we do better???
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3 years
@SourceDuMal My doc: Maybe you could do some weight training or cardio. Me: I've been weight training for years, 2x a week for the past year specifically and I had to quit going to rowing class because omicron but I did that 2x per week until December. They always, always assume.
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5 months
@Swilua The aliens saved you a lot of money if you were considering doing IVF again so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yay aliens?
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3 months
@caitlincanahey I hope your vet nodded their head like yes makes sense we gotta test him with a family history like that. Because that's how it should be lol.
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6 years
@alaskajer @Bella2Gia @AP He’s pulls the same shit every cycle: runs as a Dem, declines the nom. Why run as a Dem? Where are his principles? Why not run as the independent he is? So he won a primary in his home state. What does that have to do with anything? Y’all basically applaud him for breathing.
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7 years
@jaxonPas @mitchellvii Yo President Obama couldn't "repeal" any act of Congress, just like the dotard can't magically "repeal" the ACA, as much as he'd like to.
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2 years
@ask_aubry Learning that broke me a little bit. She was dehumanized and objectified by almost everyone and she couldn't even get escape that as a corpse.
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2 years
@texasartmama2 @BeccaLizz @natgrace79 Gun: Clearly a danger to existing, actual life but you can carry it basically fucking anywhere and have as many as you want. Effective meds: Might be used to cause an abortion but since the person needs them to better their lives, undoubtedly not. You cannot have those tho.
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7 months
@ask_aubry All the comments assuming she was dependent on him and they hope she loses the house. Do they know how useless men are these days?? Also she gave him ONE boundary regarding discipline and he couldn't respect it. He doesn't care about either of them. Thank god they didn't marry.
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1 year
@inkblue01 I finally got it after 3.67 years from an *outdoor* event. Somewhere I had to be for work, not somewhere I wanted to be. I know what that could mean and I'm really trying to come to grips with the fact that I tried so hard and it fucking happened anyway. Mask outside people.
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4 years
@cheesybeaver She's so genuinely excited and engaged it's impossible not to go on her charcuterie journey with her and feel real excited about the giant blackberries. ❤️
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7 years
@jaxonPas @mitchellvii And BTW, that act is still on the books, and it has to do with the State Department disseminating information. WTF are you going on about?
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4 months
@EliMcCann Sharing a bed to sleep is overrated. There I said it. We don't have to do it to have good, solid and healthy relationships because sleeping in your own bed is magic. Pets will fuck shit up but that's way different than human sleep interference and they're furry angels so oh well.
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4 years
@PotatoOnDaAlt @xlucymoorex @illuValentine Men demonize themselves by their actions/inactions when it comes to misogyny and the pain and violence it rains down on women. Men generally don't call each other out or cut off abusers and misogynists. Do that, and we may be able to talk about demonization. Til then, eat shit.
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10 months
@boyar_dad Shambo: "Just so you know we are NOT FRIENDS." Also Shambo: "You are very warm and friend shaped. Zzzzzzz."
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1 year
@ask_aubry Holy fuck it's SO much worse. She had an emergency hysterectomy after having the 3 month old and the 3 month old won't take a bottle so he's exclusively breast fed. That plus they've been married 17 years and she's 37. She's been his chattel for all of her adult life. 🥺🤮
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2 years
@nateraymond @ZoeTillman May he feel as safe as women in forced birth states.
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2 years
@MaybeJKlopp @ashwindollar @emily_murnane And there's no shame in the fact that David's Bridal isn't Dior. 99% of us can't afford Dior. That doesn't make anything less horrible or worth scorn. Her. Her attitude. The hurt she causes others. That's what's scornful.
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@Tesla1321 @c_stegen @secondaryjess @AnnaMeierPS @ry0064 Yeah the "bopping" doesn't help either. Slapping a 2 year old across the face IN PUBLIC says they dgaf and do not ever expect to see consequences.
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3 months
@pixelpreaching Fuckin Middletown ain't Appalachia, Jance Dance Vance.
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1 year
@ask_aubry Even if he didn't leave details out (and I am sure he did), her reaction was NOT out of line. The first time I realized that a male friend wasn't interested in me as a human being, just as a potential fuck, it hit me like a ton of bricks. It is SO hurtful. And this dude lives in
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@ask_aubry If women only go to college to get their MRS degree, then how did this fine fellow resist what was undoubtedly an onslaught of women clamoring for his ring?
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2 years
@litknitgrit @jbouie It's 6 weeks from the date of your last period, PERIOD. She's 6 weeks, 3 days pregnant under the law. That's fucking how. And being so young and getting in so quickly must mean someone was paying attention to her periods or she wouldn't have been there so soon after missing one.
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2 years
@a1zby22222 @BeschlossDC Fucking Peter Thiel!! People sleep on him too much. He's legit ruthless. Was he the advisor? No, probably not. Did he have his fingers (money) in the pie? Absofuckinglutely.
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2 years
@jayasax We all know those women. I took care of one when she had an abortion. I honestly wish I hadn't. I know that's awful to say but being kind to a woman who voted to keep others from health care sticks in my craw now.
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@420AttyChicago A former boomer boss to all people GenX and younger: "Did you guys know that the bar exam was instituted to keep people out of the practice of law?" His staff made up of women and Jewish people and POC: uh, yeah.
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@Satyric @juliaioffe Nobody acknowledges it. Nobody talks about it. We hear so much about "getting back to normal," and there is no "getting back to normal" with millions dead worldwide, and 700K and counting dead in the US. It's honestly SICK that anyone talks that way. There is no going back.
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@LadyChuan The last place I personally would vacation is Vegas so the thought of raw dogging Vegas casino air is 🤮
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2 years
@BLStrangfeld @NoLieWithBTC Yeah women are well aware of this fact. They are doing this because they fully expect Roe to be overturned and once Roe falls, on what basis do trans children have the right to medical treatment? It will establish a government right/interest in private medical decisions.
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@QianJulieWang I've worked for men for 10 years who have not bothered to ever make sure they spell my name right. They just go by vibes and type out whatever they want. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (in my experience this happens almost exclusively with men).
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7 years
@jrh98405 @TheRealDratch Oh so it was an "I'm disinviting you to a party you said you wouldn't attend" situation? That makes his tweet even more pathetic!
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1 year
@FiggyTater @girlziplocked I would like to be in a relationship. I would like to have dual incomes. I would like the companionship. But I haven't met a single dude that I've had any interest in for a very long time. There's a *lot* of misogyny out there and dudes my age that are available are not great.
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@scib0rg @KILLTOPARTY In their minds they see her as unwilling to settle for guys like them and that's enough to wish her misery. But all they suggest is latching onto some dipshit and pushing out kids without any thought of having a happy relationship. It's gross.
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@kupidpill @sir_iso05 You'd have to do something worthy of appreciation first.
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1 year
@ask_aubry Men piss on the floor. Just like kids. Men believe they're the center of mommy/wife's universe, just like kids. Men have serious problems with emotional regulation, just like kids. Many men can't dress themselves without mommy/wife's help, just like kids.
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@JuddLegum Nobody should trust the local cops. NOBODY. They are and were vested in protecting those who attacked Nex and those who didn't do their duty. Altercation? Why aren't they suspended or do they not have a zero tolerance policy for violence? They are protecting the attackers.
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4 years
@ValenKOKS @nytimes A Uranus joke should ~never~ go unappreciated.
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1 year
@RioSlade @WimminsRea Collapse is boring until it is not. The minor inconveniences will not be minor for long. When we hit a critical point, it's going to finish collapsing so fast it will be terrifying. People are NOT paying attention.
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4 years
@byDavidGardner The courtroom deputy like
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@1goodtern My mom died of an autoimmune disease in 2007. My dad and my brother are high risk as am I. I wear a mask inside to protect people like my family members. Period. And nobody's going to change my mind or shame me out of it.
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@msbishop @Ring_Sheryl Moderate: I don't hate gays or women or black people, yet strangely my taxes being low are more important than their human rights.
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2 years
@oneunderscore__ If you can't define your concept, maybe it's not a concept after all and maybe you should stop using it as a hobby horse
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@KingNerdKuma and too many people are like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ he said those were his boundaries. Aaagghhhh those are not boundaries that is control and manipulation and abuse.
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@cvptvinmarvel Some dude was talking about how Oppenheimer had a better rotten tomatoes score and it's like lol dude it's a movie dudes see as "for women" so of course it has a lower score. Things women like are not valuable because misogyny. Duh.
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@johnstrong161 @krmchugh @charliekirk11 @TammyRushing4 Where is the proof that any of this happened? Publicly show the work of these genius conservative students so we can see its quality. Why do you believe everything you’re told? Why are you spouting authoritarian talking points about jailing educators?
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@erinoverbey Don't tell me this isn't all related to the disappearance of other archives, the changes to Snopes, the shuttering of so much of legacy media (including Bezos's threat to shutter WaPo). Man I do not like the way the pieces seem to fit together.
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3 months
@ty_ler_michael Excuse me, good gay sir, might you assist me in my travels? lol
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2 years
@emily_murnane The way it moves may be breathtaking, but it's a goddamned unfortunate time capsule that none of them would have wanted to wear anyway. Sorry about your skinny ass's terrible taste, ya fatphobic POS.
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@javeauriel Same shit as usual when it comes to women: "she shouldn't have been snarky to him" as if anything justifies his reaction and if he wouldn't have been abusive regardless of her tone.
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@aprettyPR Went through something similar and you don't trust again. It's so hard to learn that people are capable of this level of *fraud.* It's fraud. She wouldn't have been with him if he'd been honest, and that's fraud. It's also hurtful that people blame *you* for not knowing better.
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1 year
@AliciaDRxx Like mom I can't find a guy I want to even meet for coffee for 45 mins let alone a guy to have a kid with.
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3 months
@ItsMeDeaner The face of a cat who knows he is the king of all he surveys lol
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@ash1durr Yeah that's how it goes. Sounds like he's got some perspective on his past behavior but the people he harmed are still deeply hurt and affected. I hope he goes the way of making amends not hating them for their genuine and legitimate reasons they hurt rather than being bitter.
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@Stanford_lands @Hannah_Dreyfus The mainstream view is wrong. When fathers fight for custody, they win 85% of the time. The fact that not many fathers want to be more than every other weekend dads is why people believe mothers have it easy - because so many men don't want to be parents.
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@thekayanova @NotGeauxGabby Beautiful, smart, women with achievements have such a small dating pool to swim in. It only gets worse as you get older. Men scare VERY easily, so if you surpass them in any area of life, they get insecure FAST. I know several women who've always struggled for those reasons.
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@RealGayArbys Welp I am one of those people. Tested positive this morning. Made it 3.67 years not getting it. Only place I've been unmasked is an outdoor charity event on Thursday. I should have masked. I knew I should have masked. It wasn't crowded either. I kept a decent distance too.
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1 year
@ask_aubry This guy believes we have the ability to "hold" our periods like we sometimes wait to pee.
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2 years
@JustABlackMan39 @ask_aubry I just learned in the last few weeks and I just sat there and felt sick for a while. They couldn't leave her in peace even THEN. Far too many men genuinely hate women and see us as chattel.
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@AnyaBadowski That statement sounds like it was drafted by a gangster in a 1930s movie: "We need a business tycoon, see? A real wise guy outsider to do right by the people, see?" ~Jimmy Cagney, 1933
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@mrfishtopher Whoever didn't pick Leonard is sorry now cause those lumps are full of sugar he's so sweet. ❤️
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@saddy_issues Men especially refuse to see that. They see rearing children as "women's work" so the fact that so much of it is uncompensated drudgery done by women is just something we "have to" do to have kids. And they see the symptoms of the societal expectation women should do the drudgery
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@Mdanielsrechts @theangriestbuni Lots of people don't *like* ADHD drugs. They call people who take them speed or meth addicts. They call ADHD "fake." We have a serious problem with disbelief and disrespect when it comes to science and expertise but a lot of people have a REAL big problem with psychiatric drugs.
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@normative @litknitgrit @jbouie That. Is. Not. How. It. Works. Either medically or under the law, which in both cases tracks how far along you are by the start date of your last period. Actual date of conception has *nothing* to do with it. Ever. At all. That's why 6 week bans are so fucked.
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@mrfishtopher Patented Mr. Lover squish move. 🥰
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2 years
@ask_aubry The only moral abortion is *their* abortion. She fought so hard to do this not only to herself but countless others. It is tragic that women can't get full healthcare. Even when it doesn't happen to you.
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@Tesla1321 @c_stegen @secondaryjess @AnnaMeierPS @ry0064 For running into a table and making it wobble as both of them are too busy being interviewed to keep an eye on the kid.
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@PotatoOnDaAlt @xlucymoorex @illuValentine Get a big ol spoon, because you've definitely met mysogynists, rapists, and abusers, and you've definitely done jack shit to call them out, cut them out of your life, and/or protect the women you know. Your response is all any woman needs to know about you. So eat up and enjoy!
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3 years
@miracajohnson @divinaxo 100%! That annoying/painful touching bullshit some guys do is absolutely a red flag. Also pranks. Fuck pranks. We are not 12.
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2 years
@esjesjesj I had no idea this was going on and I am delighted to know. This level of pathetic is painful to see but weirdly this is bringing me so much glee.
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@swolecialism Oh so you don't love the "LMAOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣😂" replies? It's clearly some sort of 4th dimensional outsider posting art.
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@RNSuperHero @nrskim Signed, woman who also dated guy who worked seasonally and fucked me up financially.
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@BeccaLizz She also said THEY'RE NOT GOING TO CRIMINALIZE ABORTION! She thinks it will be like 1972 and your family doc will "take care of it" quietly. It's not fucking 1972 anymore. Just the availability of surveillance and tracking alone makes this SO different. How can they not see?
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@Azikara @dieworkwear @gone_roguing Since JB Pritzker has been our gov, IL has a $2B rainy day fund now. Pritzker has raised IL's credit rating 7 times (maybe more). He's been funding important programs that are *actually* pro-life, gotten legislation prohibiting book bans, all while developing IL's ability to
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@rnrfoto @kylegriffin1 The American people need to stop him. Millions in the street day after day would bring him down, but Americans aren’t going to leave their couches for that. Yet.
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@tumblwdbasic @vinn_ayy No shoes can't run too far and I am not even joking.
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2 years
@roripn A viper earned the trust of decent people doing their best. That level of betrayal hits people where they live, literally their lives and their kids' lives. It's unfathomable. Betrayal like that is not something you forget and you can't ever see people like you did before.
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@ask_aubry 94 acts of assault in the most heinous way (the ones we know about). 94 acts of fraud on patients who he had to treat with the highest level of trust and confidence. 94 children he knew he fathered and refused to step up for. This is a family law issue for a bar exam too, because
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@nbrink77 @Tesla1321 @c_stegen @secondaryjess @AnnaMeierPS @ry0064 Of course he did. With the money behind them and the names involved they probably won't see consequences anyway. I fucking hate this timeline.
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@RabbitholeGirl @ask_aubry He didn't get the chance because a PRE-TEEN GIRL had the wherewithal to not drink the drugged smoothie and contact her parents. A twelve year old had to save herself and her friends from this man completing his intended course of action. Let that sink in.
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@RNSuperHero @nrskim Divorce is EXPENSIVE and it's possible you could end up paying him because of the situation. If anything, please consider a prenup. It makes things SO much easier.
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@JortsTheCat Jorts it must be weird to go from cat who had to warm up on busses to valued coworker to internet sensation. I think it's really cool how you and Jean share your wisdom and funny times and advocate for workers. Stay irate, Jorts! ❤️
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@GrimKim @NPR Used to consider NPR indispensable, but so many pieces I hear are rife with both sides do it bullshit and questions that frame the issues from a very right leaning point of view. I now call it Nice Polite Republicans, because it certainly doesn't speak to me anymore.
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@Politic92523526 @clhubes You can drop a baby on its parent and dip tho. He isn't exempt because of the "important meeting." Kids need their parents at inconvenient times. That's the job.
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@DavidWeiss9 @HLMongoose You thought I had a We Need To Talk About Gary situation on my hands. I understand. I have just stopped trying to call my cats other than "my son(s)" or "my boys." Can be v. confusing.
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@KentonAntiques @theashleyray 2.4 miles up with adequate time so you don't die from the bends in water cold enough to give you real fast hypothermia in the pitch black dark so you don't even know which way you're going once you start holding your breath. ☠️
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@LarkinWilder @julzima_ Couldn't be dead enough.
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1 year
@mrfishtopher Fishtopher's face getting all snatched because of his Balls Voyage! Is it buccal fat removal or the nads removal? (That is likely not a question being asked in Hollywood in spite of the buccal fat/ozempic craze there, because the answer is undoubtedly not neuter. lol)
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@loki_monster
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