Carrie: big is moving to Paris
Baby: I would love to go to the four seasons Orlando
woman who was diagnosed with ADHD at 25: I canโt wash the dishes tonight Iโm neurodivergent
Me: so snookie is actually ethnically Latina not Italian
no because why was feminisms answer to the armpit hair standard letting women thing growing out pit hair was activism.....why couldnโt we just pressure men to shave theirs....society wouldve benefitted a lot from that
people all over instagram like โthat awful holiday i wonโt mention tomorrowโ like you are sooo corny just eat the damn burger your pawpaw grilled for you nobodyโs going to think youโre pro-imperialism
Finding out this was photoshopped my heart stopped for a few minutes I fell ill for a few weeks the world looked so grey the rainy clouds felt like they were never leaving
whenever my chihuahua watches me put on make up or skincare i imagine heโs one of those gay designers whose backstory is that they got into fashion during childhood because they watched their mother do her beauty routine
YOU GUYSSS I fucking found the copy of my year of rest and relaxation with the alternative cover on eBay after looking for literal years and embarrassing myself by being crazy and emailing publishers ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ like youโre kidding
Literally incompatible with the men I go for bc Iโm the funniest person I know they just donโt know it bc theyโre not in my head but Iโm laughing Iโm smiling Iโm giggling I have 4 comedy specials booked
donโt care will never stop loving taylor swift no matter how insufferable she can be itโs just part of being a girl kinda like taking benadryl for fun
I feel like her thereโs something so vulnerable about this image if I saw this as a painting in a museum I would get it I would shed a little tearโฆan orange plucked from the tree imprisoned in plasticโฆ
i tweet to much and i like taylor swift too much and i procrastinate too much but i am a woman and i am free and not many people will get to experience that