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@abbyleemallard
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Bria want sheet metal
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Cameron Boyce dying was the worst news I've heard all week I can't believe it
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I SPOTTED PHOEBE AND BO BURNHAM IN LOGAN AIRPORT I'M SHIT MY PANTS
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This bitch posted up in the airport in her usual attire like does she sleep in it too😭
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She's gonna be in mass for Christmas like need to find her
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@SophieASlut @NICKIMINAJ I will never be over this Sophie Anderson is a BARB and a HOT GIRL
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@dykelorswift The replies r so-
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@DelReyLatest What the hell is she saying😭
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McDonald's Sprite is 100 gecs in liquid form
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My mom is so-
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rip grandma you would've hated how I turned out
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Me when I think casually slipping in a mental illness joke is gonna make me friends in college but nobody ends up laughing
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having a pregnancy scare in the middle of a pandemic
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Lesbians be like I know a spot then dress up as a boy on club penguin and take you to the pizza shop
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@DelReyLatest the way I thought this was a joke
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@abbyleemallard
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My boyfriend just cheated on me
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@abbyleemallard
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5 years
Ain't it fun 😌
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I came out❤️
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Taylor when she decides to be a cottagecore lesbian the same time as Karlie
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Thinking about how I got myself addicted to drugs in highschool bc I was in love with a drug addict
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bitches b like I have emotional motion sickness.. Bitch idc if u have scoliosis lick my balls🤣😭
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Timothée Chalamet you have 24 hours to respond
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thinking of the time my therapist with one arm was writing and I said "I'm a lefty too"
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PLEASE PICK ME I'M SO GOOFY
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6 years
just fucked my teachers brother again... anyways going 🚀high honors
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@abbyleemallard
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@pastadykeioli I'm laughing I didn't go viral unreal
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Everyone when they find out Dr.Luke produced kim petras and doja cat's best songs
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me 2 months ago: "college is gonna cure my depression" me now:
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thinking about the time I was live texting my roommate while getting eaten out bc it was so bad
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Taking sparky for a walk
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Just came out to my friends then re-entered the closet 2 minutes after
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fart on his dick call that a ripstick
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I really asked a 37 year old man off tinder for help on my homework
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the gay mortician doing my makeup after folklore released
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the rumors are true... I'm missing school
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The discarded miis in the mii parade after not using them for years
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I ordered doordash and my Dasher sent me this picture
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You masturbate for pleasure I masturbate for the seretonin rush we are not the same
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Everytime my sugar daddy says "I love you" to me
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Do you have abandonment issues from your dad while ur mom emotionally neglected you or are u normal?
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I forgot that you existed and I thought that it would kill me but it didn't
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the egg to Kylie Jenner
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All these mfs be acting like they got the cheese touch 😭😭
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Yearning for oomf
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Thinking about the time when my brother went on stage with Bebe rexha and served
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Boy sleepovers: let's play Xbox and get high Girl sleepovers:
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I slept in late and couldn't buy turnips
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My third eye has conjunctivitis
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Hooked up with a hot guy last night and he bought me McDonald's at 4am
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my brother who works for Liz Warren is now unemployed
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I'm not arguing with no man who has bigger tits than me‼️
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my therapist after she named her son after two men that she knew did me dirty
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Poop backwards is poop
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if you ever catch me licking a man's balls no u didn't❤️
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You are sick and you're married and you might be dying but you're holding me like water in your hands
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why was it 20 gayteen and not 20straightteen this is why I hate the gays
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not another talking stage
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SCHOOLS CLOSED FOR 2 WEEKS
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my roommate walked in on me masturbating
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the 1975: babe, you look so cool 14 year old me:
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Me when I get random flashbacks of when he wanted me
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4 years
I still don't know who this MF is😭
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what day of the week is it ?
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my vibrators and computer are at school and I'm not allowed to go get them
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me coming out of hiding after my 2 hour long panic attack
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If brockhampton had a girl in the band they would be unstoppable
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no like I need these melon bowls rn
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Why don't you all take ur seats? Dessert is about to be served
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If I get the death penalty id drink a gallon of milk for my last meal so once I die I'd shit all over the place and the guards have to clean up my feces
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I just found out from my grandma Chris Evans is a distant cousin of mine
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2020 just keeps getting worse 😭
@PopCrave
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#CATS movie is now available on digital platforms as of today, March 17.
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@johnnacat are u an atheist or something
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I fucked a married NHL player this weekend
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Katy Perry b like I know a place and takes u where the grass is really greener
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my cars been broken down on the side of the road for an hour waiting for triple A in -12 degree weather
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Me at the convincing myself I'm dying store
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Realizing I won't succeed in life bc I have no work ethic or motivation to be alive
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it was clear I had mommy issues when my mom threw a rotisserie chicken at my head
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my mom's getting married this Saturday and all I'm saying is we better switch bodies on Friday
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girl from my high school making "I can't breathe" t-shirts and profiting from them something smells... insensitive
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Hot girl from my high school wants to hang with me
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Jesus Christ, I'm so blue all the time And that's just how I feel Always have and I always will
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what is Electoral college is that an ivy league or something??
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thinking of the time in highschool when I rigged the health fair raffle and won an Amazon gift card and bought a bong with it
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BREAKING NEWS: Sue Sylvester is taking the lead in Ohio against Will Schuester
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Why do men
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The way my highschool had a glee club in which they would only watch glee and nothing else
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Say what you want about onlyfans but I just moved into my dream home at 19 years old
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Having period shits
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me re-entering the closet whenever I visit my dad
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A PHOEBE COLLAB GOD I'M COMING UP
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Switching my major to art
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me leaving my room once a day to get food
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if u see me streaming chicken fried by zac brown band on Spotify.. mind ya damn business
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Adam driver receiving divorce papers from Scarlett Johansson
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Goodnight to them and only them
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Me: I'm scared of Corona virus Also me: shits in a McDonald's
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I stole my crushes laptop in highschool and pretended it just ended up in my bag so he had to talk to me
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5 years
Haven't had a panic attack for a week🥰
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