Bittersweet announcement but after an amazing 2 years as an infectious disease expert I am moving on. I am now an expert in no-fly zones and Eastern European affairs. Excited to make the most of this new opportunity.
The PR work TV has done for cops is wild. SVU would have you believe there's a dedicated team of professionals committed to investigating every rape and not just two dudes with punisher tattoos being like "sounds like a misunderstanding"
You gotta admit Wile E. Coyote going through the entire process of making a movie just for it be scrapped as a tax write off is incredibly on brand for him
The CEO of OpenAI hoping a movie about the man who made the literal worst thing on earth would inspire kids to be scientists tells you everything you need to know about OpenAI
I fucking dare someone to slap me while I'm on stage. Try me. Slap me and see what happens. I dare you. Spit in my mouth. Call me a little joke pig. Doesn't even have to be on stage. It could be in a motel room. By the airport. I dare you. Slap me in a motel room by the airport.
Every time you listen to Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas,” about five people have died from the coronavirus between the beginning and the end of the song.
This is why there are no good cops. It’s not that only bad people want to be cops. It’s that the institution won’t allow them to be good. It will punish and expel them for doing what’s right.
A cop slapped a handcuffed man dying of a drug overdose. Called him a “bitch.” Shoved a baton in his mouth. That cop got suspended 6 days. But the cop who revealed the cruelty was expelled from the cop union. Now faces 20 years prison for whistleblowing.
ICE just detained all these other British rappers:
Tea-Pain
A$AP Cockney
Jane & Michael & Lloyd Banks
MAS£
Young Chimney Sweep
Lil Guvna
Travis Scotland
The Crime Minister
50 Pence
Drake O'Malfoy
Meghan Marklemore
Just want the haters who said I’d never amount to anything to know that in the last 24 hours alone I’ve received texts from Barack Obama, Kamala Harris, AND Tim Walz
My four year old son asked why I was crying and I told him I was sad about the death of our democracy. He looked up at me with his young, hope filled eyes and said, “this is why mom is cheating on you, you absolute fucking loser.”
If I was on trial and the prosecutor was like, “that man is the murderer!” and pointed at me so the jury all turned their attention toward me, I’d have a hard time not waving at them.
I’d bet my life both shooters watch Fox News. They’re force fed a narrative that our country (roughly as safe as it’s ever been) is filled with violent criminals out for blood. This is the outcome. Kids getting shot by old folks afraid of a place fox invented to win elections.
If you saw Joker and hated it you’re an idiot. If you liked it, you’re also an idiot. If you didn’t see it you’re still an idiot. Look you’re an idiot I don’t know how else to tell you.
The combined annual cost of what the WGA & SAG are asking for, spread across every studio and network, is less than Fox News (a single division of a single company) paid out in ONE lawsuit this year. What are we even talking about here?
The police office responsible for this murder, Philip Brailsford, was acquitted this morning. In his testimony he said if it happened again he would handle it the exact same way. This is murder by the state. This doesn't happen in other western democracies.
Ok so today’s Twitter thing is an aspiring TV writer tweeting that she thinks something is good and then a bunch of actual TV writers calling her dumb. Cool website everyone!
Nineties love songs were just descriptions of women who could never survive in society like
🎶She only eats food when there's lightning
And she'll never use a verb🎶
The people condemning AOC for dancing in high school would also earnestly share a story like - Inspiring: This Girl Didn't Have a Prom Date so she Brought Her Rifle
Me and the boys are taking Todd Palin out to get his mind off things Alaska style. I’m talking snow baths, bear kissing, fish fights, lumber runs, icecapades, dressing like Elsa and Anna. You name it, we’re doing it. Our boy Todd P needs us.