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@lie_skin

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Kenyan car guy / Manual transmission advocate

Joined November 2017
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
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How much do you hate this government Me:
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@lie_skin
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This you?
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@WaziriBore
Hon. Florence Bore, EGH
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I am truly grateful for the opportunity to serve Kenyans. My gratitude and profound thanks to His Excellency The President Dr @WilliamsRuto for his mentorship and trust to serve our country as Cabinet Secretary of Labour and Social Protection. It has been a great honor to
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
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Thinking capacity ya Karen Nyamu
@VinceErrands
Vince Errands
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Mnajua hii ni nini
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 months
I hope you pray for common sense 🙏🏽
@karennyamunbo
Karen Nyamu
2 months
sometimes you'll get exactly what you prayed for and it will scare you
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@lie_skin
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How much do you hate this government Me:
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@lie_skin
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Nimekumbuka IMF imesema protest zetu ni mid, should we crank it up?👀 #RutoMustGo
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@lie_skin
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2 years
Happened to me today and I am lost for words😂. Plus they are both manual…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 months
Next time you see an MP #RutoMustGo
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
Me at 30 entertaining my parents’ guests
@fanuel__ochieng
Ochieng🦈
2 years
But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
If her man doesn’t pull her hair, someone else ‘wheel’
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Kalasinga
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People live dangerously. Her hair is literally making contact with the motorbike’s rear wheel.
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@lie_skin
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@lie_skin
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2 months
Anime Juma
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@lie_skin
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2 years
Me and my homies at 38 when someone says ‘Uranus’
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
“What is the highest speed you have achieved on a Kenyan Road? Dont lie.”
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@Caradvicekenya
Car Advice Kenya
2 years
What is the highest speed you have achieved on a Kenyan Road? Dont lie.
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@lie_skin
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2 years
At this point, we should do a thread of people who park like this…
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@alexmwanzo Sawa Dominic Toretto
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
I guarantee you it looks better in person😍
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@lie_skin
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2 years
Me overtaking an Alto in my misfiring project car
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@lie_skin
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5 months
Premium dust
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
The dog: Nilibweka sana unadhani ni mihogo ninachonga. Anyway, kumedrizzle na umepark Mark X yako kwa nyasi…
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ForPitsSake
2 years
He started doing this as a puppy… still does it. This is how he asks to be let inside…
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@lie_skin
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@landoo254
landoo
1 year
You must be sick if you prefer thick girls to petite ones
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
After someone said that the LC300 looks like an oversized Probox, I can’t unsee it😅
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Prado drivers:
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@BattleRapBum
bum
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who’s the greatest hater of all time
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
3 years
Unakalia hizo viti ukingoja flat bed…
@Masinde001
Chieftain.
3 years
Sitting on the bonnet is for cars that come without retractable picnic seats at the rear… Rolls Rolls Cullinan, Bentley Bentayga and THE Range Rover do come packing retractable seats (at the price of a Demio ☠️ for the package) so you don’t have to get onto your bonnet :)
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
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‘The top speed I've ever done on any car is 201Km/hr. What's yours?’
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@Gitz__
Gitz 
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The top speed I've ever done on any car is 201Km/hr. What's yours?
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
10 days
Why chew kucha, why chew kucha, why chew kucha, why chew kucha
@ShaniaWagema
𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥♡
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🥳
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
If she hates avocados🚩🚩🚩
@iamkristieee
Kri$
2 years
I want to hear men’s icks too😂😂
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
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Moved to a different country to start a new career Bought my first car A few personal developments Got a good fine mamaa
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
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Your biggest achievement this year?
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@lie_skin
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@iam_kendiii Who said I’m suffering?
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
One way to avoid Black Tax…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
Damn…
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@LilithBlack25
Babylonian
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A picture you want to recreate so bad
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
UNLIMITED POWER!!!!
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
Look at this beauty…😍
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@lie_skin
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@rahsh33m Let him finish
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@KatheuNzyimi
Mical☁️💋
4 months
What Kenyan moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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@lie_skin
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2 years
@polo_kimani Try as much as you can to underpromise and overdeliver. That way, people will be impressed by your output…
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lie_skin
2 years
Making my way to #SpaceYaMagari
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@lie_skin
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2 years
When you shift to gear 6 in a 5 speed manual…
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@lie_skin
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3 months
Happened to me two years ago
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@njeru_ndwigah
Ken Njeru Ndwiga
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lie_skin
2 years
You either die a hero or live long enough to turn into a villain…
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@rodaomollo 6. We’ve been able to pull funds from within successful
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
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Hold up👀
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@mbarani
T·M ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
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Ah the joys of Kenian impatience
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2 years
If she knows what this is, keep her…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
10 months
Damn😮‍💨
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@lie_skin
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2 years
Volvo anyone?
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2 years
Missed the exact moment but still…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
3 years
I came across these two Unimogs while at Diani, these beasts are massive… @alexmwanzo
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
1 year
Just like the Ford, Focus on yourself bro…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
10 months
Is that a………
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
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Hii baridi 🥶
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
3 years
Aki pesa wewe…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
Na mnajua kuficha magari (Sorry for the blurry photo of the R32)
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lie_skin
2 years
Bumblebee
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
A Kenyan driver transitioning to driving in the UK is equivalent to someone getting out of a toxic relationship and going into a healthy relationship…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
What most Nairobi people will see this Valentine’s…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
If Monday had a flavour, this would be it…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
3 years
@alexmwanzo How do people find the courage of speeding in a car with the aerodynamics of a loaf of bread?
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@lie_skin
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1 year
Look at who I came across again 😍
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@lie_skin
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3 years
Every time I see a Jimny, I always remember @esnahmoraa
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lie_skin
2 years
Evening views…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
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Her: Kababa, ebu dance for me then I’ll get you a new set of tyres Me:
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ForPitsSake
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Ahadi ni deni…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
Hii ni kushow off sasa 🌚
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
1 year
That’s one way of cementing a relationship…
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Sir KELVIN🎩
1 year
Unampick na Pick Up kwani yeye ni simiti?
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
When the waiter at Karen Country Club gives me the bill after ordering a full course meal…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
1 year
Hey
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@mooie_vrouw_
Lilo👻
1 year
I want a white boy so bad damn
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
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‘Weka wallah’ #RejectFinanceBill2024
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@Honeyfarsafi
Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇵🇸
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Hahaha nyinyi si watu wallah
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
From my short experience with the CX3 Mazda, I’ll detail 3 things that I liked about the car and 3 things I didn’t like about the car.
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lie_skin
2 years
Took the CX3 for a drive and it’s just phenomenal…
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Got a chance to interact with the 5 series and guys, I understand… . @inchcape_ke
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
Naona mtu wa 222 GTR anaanza kuset records kwa Express way 😅
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
1 year
Also me
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@YuriBaraza
Sinia Kanso 🇰🇪
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It's absolutely hilarious to expect someone earning $7000 p/m to live in a 1BR in Kinoo or Roysambu and jav to work. That's beyond parsimonious.
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
I make $500 per day through online marketing, ask me how
@esnahmoraa
Esnah Moraa
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lie_skin
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Nardo grey is such beautiful color in person…
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2 years
I think I should call her…
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Small small morning drive…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
1 year
People think that they have options while in reality it’s quite the opposite. Once you fumble a good person, it’s going to be hard to get a ‘replacement’.
@iamkayreion
Kay Réion
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What’s the worst part of dating in this generation?
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I need someone to confirm this interesting feature
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@luhyaheat Profet, Ruto atamaliza term?
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
11 months
Cockpit thread anyone…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
1 year
Me on my way to my wife to show her my successful DIY project (it took years to complete)
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@lie_skin
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
5 months
Fanya hivi, fika JKIA, ulizia bei ya tickets to London. Once you get the info, I’ll wire pounds then nitakupick up ukifika Heathrow. Deal?
@nolasparadise
... love, your little tease😌
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@lie_skin
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3 years
@missy_kerubo Dear Lord, may you also touch my phone case…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
3 years
Next year a time like this, I’ll be driving my first car. 🙏🏽
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
This one right here
@_ovohb
11:11 ⁶𓅓
2 years
Which Chris Brown song do you think was created PERFECTLY?
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
Balloons on the TL Thankful for seeing another year.🙏🏽
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lie_skin
2 years
BMW AMG???
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
1 year
Reasons why I was late for work today. Spotted a RHD Mustang Bullitt. This is 1 of 300 that came in RHD while the total production is about 8,200.
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
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@gidikariuki Piga kotos ni nini lakini😂😂😂
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
Wrangler Wednesday anyone?
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
3 years
Baby Golf…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
1 year
Let me bless the TL with some greatness…
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
4 months
@MuchiriiMike
Muchiri Mike
4 months
Hii mambo ya ku-Defog windscreen nikidrive siipendi kabisa!
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@lie_skin
lie_skin
2 years
I make 10,000/= daily working from home. Ask me how…
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@CaptainOchenge
🇨​🇦​🇵​🇹​🇦​🇮​🇳​ 🇰​🇪​🇷​🇴​🇲​
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Edwin orora 2017. This guy had me in his house for 3 months untill I got myself back. kazi nikukula kwenda kutafta kazi. I owe him big time.
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@lie_skin
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@ombachi13 @mwabilimwagodi Sir, kindly refer to these two exhibits
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