Winning
There are a lot of good reasons to trust me
I have been here since 2011. All I find is happiness. Am confident in humanity. Good will prevail over evil.
This year we have to mobilise to build schools, health care facilities, dams. We are better than the ones that have run this country down. We are not victims. We have to build for our children and the generations after them. Let's build the Zimbabwe we want.
When 1000 household units have sunk boreholes at $1000 each, put a septic tank at $500, installed a JoJo tank at around $400, they could easily have built a modern water reticulation system to cover between 3000 and 5000 units. Individualism is expensive
Got to passport office at 2:30 am. Was a super number 34. 8 o'clock they come with an announcement that we have to go home. When Satan is not busy he will be in this country
One year I spent my time trying to find a solution to the congestion in Harare. When I was convinced I had a working plan, I approached council. Was told to write a letter, which I did. After a few short weeks, I got my response: "we don't have congestion in Harare"
After some shopping in Shoprite, Livingstone, I kindly asked the teller to keep the change. She went all out, "Tengani ndalama zanu, kwanu muvutika." Literally translating to "take your money, you come from the land of poverty." I have not yet recovered
Now that the Patriotic Bill is almost here, it's time we learn to speak to avoid jail:
Zimbabwe is the most industrially advanced nation on Earth
Zimbabwe has the lowest inflation
Zimbabwe has the highest per capita GDP
Zimbabwe is a model of democracy
ZEC is the best institution
One day we went to church in Congo. One of the ushers noticed us, took down our names and introduced us as brethren from Zimbabwe. After church one immigration officer came and asked for our passports 🚮
Being a truck driver is difficult. Unomuka uchiona boss va donate $10000, iwe uchihora $200. Company yonotenga Scania 2022 nema trailers matsva e Henred iwe pay yoiswa nema bond.
Like most grandparents, Mama
@JanetMuseveni
and I enjoy time with our grandchildren very much. We used Christmas day afternoon to continue teaching them about African heritage through sharing stories.
I got my first job in South Africa. I got to a point when I believed I could make a contribution and went back to Zimbabwe. Worked harder than I ever did in SA, and watched my dream burn to the ground. Few years later, vane back to SA again with nothing but a few clothes
Charity Dangirwa has been accepted into UZ. She needs help with fees and other essentials to lead a normal life through her studies. All help to be directed to her
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After I saw this tweet I went into OK Mutare, Spar and TM. Then I left for Harare. Managed to check prices at TM Rusape and 3 other shops. Then today I went to seven shops in Harare. In short, you are tweeting from a place far away from Zimbabwe or other place I didn't visit.
Yesterday, I personally witnessed a price decline. A kilogram of super prime rib cost roughly ZW$9000 last month, but ZW$5990 yesterday. I questioned the butcher because I thought it was an error, and he answered, "sister maprice arikudzika."
Was involved in an accident after Lupane, driver drove into a herd of elephants. When I went to the hospital, after the X ray, was told I had broken the collar bone. Went to Zambia for second opinion, doctor laughed his lungs out. Explained force needed to break collar bone 😎😁
Speeding on the highway is useless. Don't stop too often. Have planned stops and you will be fine.
Several times with a truck I have noticed there are people who overtake me several times, I will be averaging 70. We cover a 400 km stretch in about the same time 😅🙄
The funny thing is no one sees how messed up it to pay $30000 to buy a stand where there is absolutely no services and amenities. Like one person just identifies a farm then splits it into small lots, puts up a board and boom a residential area has been made. How are we like this
Zupco was owned by Unifreight. The government took it by force. There is nothing that will ever come out of that, not in a million years. It is the same government that runs NRZ, Air Zimbabwe. Miracles don't happen in isolation. If they can't run a hospital what about a wheeled
If Daniel Chingoma had been given a chance he would probably be building superb helicopters at a fraction of what we are buying them for.
Many decisions that were made out of hate have ensured that we all are not left behind because we did not go anywhere
Personally, I feel supporting Zanu is just a way of acknowledging that you are weak. You will rather choose your own comfort over creating a better society. It is an easy way of acknowledging that you can't function in a normal society. This is what I feel deep inside.
What is the difference between being refused entry into First Street because of your skin colour and being denied an opportunity to do business because you don't belong to a certain party?
Difference between hut tax and being required to submit all maize harvest at low price?
Why would we have a company as big as ZISCO continue to be closed when it supported a whole town, contributed to the GDP in such a big way and a whole host of other advantages?
There is a business man in Victoria Falls who would stand on the balcony of his shop and laugh as people struggled to get sugar. Then times improved and the people of Falls completely cancelled him. The shop went bust. Cancelling fools is possible and it has worked
@ByoFinest
So many things erected by the settlers are still up, Victoria Falls bridge, Birchenough bridge, Harare, Bulawayo, Hwange, roads, Kariba dam, the railway network. It will take us forever to even dig out half of what they built
One day I told a soldier that he has no legal basis to ask for passports in Zimbabwe. I was told to apologise, I refused, was chained, instructed to remove shoes threatened. The bottom line is it was illegal for him to do what he was doing
If you are earning ZWL1500000 you can only spend about ZWL820000. The rest goes to PAYE, NSSA, VAT and IMTT, that's before your banks comes for its pound of flesh.
When you see everyone angry just know. No one should lose 45% of their earnings, just like that.
Got one cousin who when asked why he rarely visits kumusha responded with "pandakange ndiri kumusha sei musina kundibvunza kuti sei usingaendi ku town"
Lives rent free
@nyasha_mn
@drjaytee87
Unfollow non followers. Nothing won't happen until your followers surpass 5000. That's a cap you can't play around. So balance your ratio of followers and following
No city will ever have enough drainage to handle a year's worth of rain falling in one day. These ones managed to keep the electricity on during the disaster
KFC opens in Masvingo. I was the first buyer saDJ veNyika. Thumbs up to our President ED for the Zimbabwe is open for business mantra. As a sign of love, every man in Masvingo should buy his wife KFC.
#ZimBhoo