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Winning There are a lot of good reasons to trust me I have been here since 2011. All I find is happiness. Am confident in humanity. Good will prevail over evil.

The world is my oyster
Joined August 2020
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
4 years
This year we have to mobilise to build schools, health care facilities, dams. We are better than the ones that have run this country down. We are not victims. We have to build for our children and the generations after them. Let's build the Zimbabwe we want.
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
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The maths you said you don't use, they use it
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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how do they even install these in the middle of the freaking ocean ..
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Ignore all the other stories you hear about truck drivers. I will bring you the real truth always
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
5 months
If you can't do this, you are probably spending too much time on social media
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
We have a ready replacement for Bonga
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Baba Harare ka 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
4 months
This one did not need the police to back it
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Gift Murapa
2 years
Zanu PF getting 30% of votes at UZ is scary
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Uganda paratroopers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 year
Who made cameras?
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
One guy drove this vehicle for 2 million kilometers with the original driveline and engine. He got a jacket from Volvo
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
4 years
Yesterday drove around Beitbridge past curfew. People can run
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
When 1000 household units have sunk boreholes at $1000 each, put a septic tank at $500, installed a JoJo tank at around $400, they could easily have built a modern water reticulation system to cover between 3000 and 5000 units. Individualism is expensive
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 month
This concept of bending a little is the biggest liar that human being have carefully curated
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Got to passport office at 2:30 am. Was a super number 34. 8 o'clock they come with an announcement that we have to go home. When Satan is not busy he will be in this country
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
To all the deputy parents 🥂🥂🥂🥂
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
When you ask nicely, these are the seats you get in Zupco
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
This is what we expect from a cameraman
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 year
The message arrived!
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
If it were not for sanctions, this would have been $140
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
We can't be a normal country where every criminal that is arrested has a photo with the president.
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
One year I spent my time trying to find a solution to the congestion in Harare. When I was convinced I had a working plan, I approached council. Was told to write a letter, which I did. After a few short weeks, I got my response: "we don't have congestion in Harare"
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
After some shopping in Shoprite, Livingstone, I kindly asked the teller to keep the change. She went all out, "Tengani ndalama zanu, kwanu muvutika." Literally translating to "take your money, you come from the land of poverty." I have not yet recovered
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
Went to NRZ looking for a job. Told them I could fix the trains and get them running in six months. Did not get the job. Another day
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
This could have been Bocha but makadya mari yema diamonds
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 year
Problem really starts when there is no plan on how to handle a repeating problem
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 year
Now that the Patriotic Bill is almost here, it's time we learn to speak to avoid jail: Zimbabwe is the most industrially advanced nation on Earth Zimbabwe has the lowest inflation Zimbabwe has the highest per capita GDP Zimbabwe is a model of democracy ZEC is the best institution
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Just went to church and it did not end well
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
One day we went to church in Congo. One of the ushers noticed us, took down our names and introduced us as brethren from Zimbabwe. After church one immigration officer came and asked for our passports 🚮
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
8 months
Friendly fire 😂😂😂😂😂
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
I could not stop laughing
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
8 months
When you are playful, and you meet equally playful officers from different countries
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
10 months
At work
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
8 months
There is no way Kango can go out of business
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Pa state house pane pool here? Learning things from Sri Lanka
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
10 months
At work ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Fees at the University of Zimbabwe for a Masters in Finance is ZWL 1 million
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Being a truck driver is difficult. Unomuka uchiona boss va donate $10000, iwe uchihora $200. Company yonotenga Scania 2022 nema trailers matsva e Henred iwe pay yoiswa nema bond.
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
I am in Gaborone. Comrades we are lagging behind 😭😩
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Who sits like this with their grandchildren?
@KagutaMuseveni
Yoweri K Museveni
2 years
Like most grandparents, Mama @JanetMuseveni and I enjoy time with our grandchildren very much. We used Christmas day afternoon to continue teaching them about African heritage through sharing stories.
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 month
Something is definitely wrong
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
I can't be confused alone
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
9 months
Zvekuitira birthday pasi ndakambomira these days 😂😂😂😂😂
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Today is my birthday. I celebrate the amazing grace that found me.
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
11 months
You are just driving your truck. Everything is going well. Next thing a small boy who is racing with his peers rams into you. This life 😢😭
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Gospel artists we are sorry, ok
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
8 months
Zvekuti ndine degree Zimbabwe imborine basa nazvo here, unongonzi gara ikoko kana uchida kuenda
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 year
Whatsapp GB did everyone heavy. They are breathing through the wound shame. All of them. Once was a prayer answered
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
I got my first job in South Africa. I got to a point when I believed I could make a contribution and went back to Zimbabwe. Worked harder than I ever did in SA, and watched my dream burn to the ground. Few years later, vane back to SA again with nothing but a few clothes
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
8 months
People in the UK, you did not mention you are being forced to downgrade your licences from Class 2 to Class 4. Crazy times to live in.
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
6 months
Lazy ancestors
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
5 months
Ukatendeuka wozotendeuka wave kutenderera
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 year
Well
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
Charity Dangirwa has been accepted into UZ. She needs help with fees and other essentials to lead a normal life through her studies. All help to be directed to her Ecocash 0786655359
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
Which law makes Zupco the only transport service provider in Zimbabwe?
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
If you remove this nonsense, we will build Mbudzi interchange at $7 million. The remaining $78 million we will use to develop the nation
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
After I saw this tweet I went into OK Mutare, Spar and TM. Then I left for Harare. Managed to check prices at TM Rusape and 3 other shops. Then today I went to seven shops in Harare. In short, you are tweeting from a place far away from Zimbabwe or other place I didn't visit.
@lnmanzini
Lynette N Manzini
2 years
Yesterday, I personally witnessed a price decline. A kilogram of super prime rib cost roughly ZW$9000 last month, but ZW$5990 yesterday. I questioned the butcher because I thought it was an error, and he answered, "sister maprice arikudzika."
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Viewer discretion advised
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 month
Are we sure this country was fought for?
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Was involved in an accident after Lupane, driver drove into a herd of elephants. When I went to the hospital, after the X ray, was told I had broken the collar bone. Went to Zambia for second opinion, doctor laughed his lungs out. Explained force needed to break collar bone 😎😁
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Hey 💕♥️😋
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Speeding on the highway is useless. Don't stop too often. Have planned stops and you will be fine. Several times with a truck I have noticed there are people who overtake me several times, I will be averaging 70. We cover a 400 km stretch in about the same time 😅🙄
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Kwedu kumusha vana homie havaite zvematoto
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 year
The funny thing is no one sees how messed up it to pay $30000 to buy a stand where there is absolutely no services and amenities. Like one person just identifies a farm then splits it into small lots, puts up a board and boom a residential area has been made. How are we like this
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Zupco was owned by Unifreight. The government took it by force. There is nothing that will ever come out of that, not in a million years. It is the same government that runs NRZ, Air Zimbabwe. Miracles don't happen in isolation. If they can't run a hospital what about a wheeled
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Gift Murapa
2 years
If Daniel Chingoma had been given a chance he would probably be building superb helicopters at a fraction of what we are buying them for. Many decisions that were made out of hate have ensured that we all are not left behind because we did not go anywhere
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Gift Murapa
2 years
The engineer could leave you broke
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Gift Murapa
5 months
How do I convince wifey that I find this sexy?
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Personally, I feel supporting Zanu is just a way of acknowledging that you are weak. You will rather choose your own comfort over creating a better society. It is an easy way of acknowledging that you can't function in a normal society. This is what I feel deep inside.
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Those who have a tendency to speak for Bulawayo. Did you see anything today?
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
What is the difference between being refused entry into First Street because of your skin colour and being denied an opportunity to do business because you don't belong to a certain party? Difference between hut tax and being required to submit all maize harvest at low price?
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Gift Murapa
1 year
People are ready to die
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Gift Murapa
3 years
Why would we have a company as big as ZISCO continue to be closed when it supported a whole town, contributed to the GDP in such a big way and a whole host of other advantages?
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
Those that want to see Zimbabwe progress, indicate here so I follow you. Today have all the time
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Gift Murapa
2 years
Respect water
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Gift Murapa
3 years
There is a business man in Victoria Falls who would stand on the balcony of his shop and laugh as people struggled to get sugar. Then times improved and the people of Falls completely cancelled him. The shop went bust. Cancelling fools is possible and it has worked
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 year
Tell me passengers are not complicit
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
11 months
Handisi kuti chii kana chii
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
@ByoFinest So many things erected by the settlers are still up, Victoria Falls bridge, Birchenough bridge, Harare, Bulawayo, Hwange, roads, Kariba dam, the railway network. It will take us forever to even dig out half of what they built
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Gift Murapa
1 year
Zambia seems to have done something right
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Gift Murapa
3 years
ZUPCO ZUPCO Failed to run a whole bus company and came back with stickers
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
One day I told a soldier that he has no legal basis to ask for passports in Zimbabwe. I was told to apologise, I refused, was chained, instructed to remove shoes threatened. The bottom line is it was illegal for him to do what he was doing
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
9 months
There is a certain beauty of moving from being arrested for traffic offences to training directors in the department of transport ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
If you are earning ZWL1500000 you can only spend about ZWL820000. The rest goes to PAYE, NSSA, VAT and IMTT, that's before your banks comes for its pound of flesh. When you see everyone angry just know. No one should lose 45% of their earnings, just like that.
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
Ndabikirwa sadza for birthday. I need a new family 😭
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Gift Murapa
3 years
What I think would work is to penalise Zupco every time people are seen utilising illegal transport......
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Gift Murapa
10 months
Got one cousin who when asked why he rarely visits kumusha responded with "pandakange ndiri kumusha sei musina kundibvunza kuti sei usingaendi ku town" Lives rent free
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
@nyasha_mn @drjaytee87 Unfollow non followers. Nothing won't happen until your followers surpass 5000. That's a cap you can't play around. So balance your ratio of followers and following
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
1 year
He has 40 years experience in government 🚮
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Gift Murapa
2 years
@drjaytee87 Matthew 7 verse 2
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Gift Murapa
1 year
Clarity
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
The people that are meeting HH are also tweeting about it. Ours is telling us that they wrote his name in a small book
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Gift Murapa
1 year
Did we put a name to this hero? Where is he? Anyone making a follow up?
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Gift Murapa
8 months
I passed here and not sure what to make of it
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Gift Murapa
3 years
Kana ED ari number 1 murikuvharirei road?
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Gift Murapa
2 years
Nditore ndichiita kunga ndiri busy
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
3 years
Zupco yakamboiswa face ya Grace. Politics futi 🤣😤
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
4 months
No city will ever have enough drainage to handle a year's worth of rain falling in one day. These ones managed to keep the electricity on during the disaster
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
2 years
Went to Mashwede. Guys Zanu PF really cheated you. Eish. What is that? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@MurapaG
Gift Murapa
8 months
Pfungwa idzi ndidzo dzamuri kutopinda nadzo muna 2024 here?
@djmasomere1
DJ Masomere
8 months
KFC opens in Masvingo. I was the first buyer saDJ veNyika. Thumbs up to our President ED for the Zimbabwe is open for business mantra. As a sign of love, every man in Masvingo should buy his wife KFC. #ZimBhoo
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