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100% natural, ethically-sourced lemur, filthy wook.

Joined March 2024
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@leemytime
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2 months
@cryptidkeeper My aim with my remote psychic attacks is terrible. That was supposed to be your head.
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@leemytime
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1 month
It's a stupid lil potato creature with a pretty face and I love her.
@Miz7Xf
モチモチランド
1 month
mini
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@leemytime
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2 months
@SocksFur They didn't bring a gun, they bought a clearly marked prop.
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@leemytime
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3 months
@Kluboki1 @SolidHyrax @PandasAndVidya So you're saying you'd love to be grooming a child?
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@leemytime
Granola
5 months
This kind of stuff makes me so sad. Bricks need way more space than your little bucket and plants for them to hide in.
@chowfur
☘︎ 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚏𝚞𝚛 ☘︎
10 months
Had to be this SK :3!
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@leemytime
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5 months
@PandasAndVidya I'm reminded of some ubisoft presentation from years ago. They were taking questions from the audience and one guy said "Hi. I absolutely hate Splinter Cell. How are you going to appeal to me?" I hope that dude got rabies or something.
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@leemytime
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4 months
@GrandZeroGaming @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Are any bred to help start a dialog with the rats to create an understanding that helps both sides?
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@leemytime
Granola
1 month
Focusing on cocking the rifle is the coolest shit.
@FurryFootage
Furry Found Footage
8 months
okay one more Clips from Bravestarr eps. 11 and 44 (1987)
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@leemytime
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3 months
@MischievousCur "The 13th says I do but I never considered them as people. "
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@leemytime
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2 months
@wackiestcamper I pointed out that he keeps calling it a gun and skipping over the fact it is a clearly marked prop.
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@leemytime
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3 months
@PandasAndVidya This all feels very fake. Something here is really fucking fake and gay.
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@leemytime
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5 months
@AlekYeeners Baby striped yeens are sweet little children.
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@leemytime
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4 months
@BadBatLax Could consuming enough feces cause liver issues?
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@leemytime
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15 days
@PandasAndVidya This site is just packed with people I suspect genuinely have issues with distinguishing fiction from reality and things from associated symbols.
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@leemytime
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3 months
Couldn't find the pic I was looking for so instead I'm gonna post this again
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3 months
@PandasAndVidya "Come chat about this Monday" Embarrassing
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@leemytime
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3 months
@Anthro_NE If you really care about mitigating risk you would just avoid going to an event during cold and flu season entirely.
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@leemytime
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3 months
@Fuze_The_Wolf It's a look.
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@leemytime
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29 days
@philosopherleo I don't think it's really worth pointing out unless they're saying something dumb. Otherwise it looks like you're merely looking to fight.
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@leemytime
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1 month
@PureKoor @SuperbPedro Nobody wants to watch your furry avatar political video essays you irrelevant retard.
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@leemytime
Granola
2 months
Semi hitler is only kinda racist.
@HymenReaper
uglу fat billiоnаirе
2 months
Who the fuck is driving on I-90 next to me bruh
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@leemytime
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3 months
@MatthewTheStoat This is a weird attempt to get focus off that Kris person.
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@leemytime
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1 month
@HigherMammal Clearly it's the UPSIDE-DOWN CROSS TATTOO
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1 month
@Rezolite They're frothing and threatening violence at him. They're more of an actual concern.
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@leemytime
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29 days
Look at his stupid legs go!
@formuLau16
Laura 🦋
29 days
THE F1 ACCOUNT PUT A TIMING ON THE LIZARD 😭😭😭😭
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@leemytime
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1 month
@SuperbPedro The pics posing with the prop gun get posted way more than any of your other pictures, so they start to believe that's literally all you do and have ever done.
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@leemytime
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3 months
@Kluboki1 @quarra_z @SolidHyrax @PandasAndVidya It's not though. Is it really that hard to admit you didn't think that comeback through before hitting reply?
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@leemytime
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3 months
"Post yourself as a villain" Easy, as hippies and wooks are already very bad.
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@leemytime
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1 month
@RoyCalbeck @Bigchungus1738 @PandasAndVidya I think these types would be very easily victimized by narcissists.
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1 month
@KruggsBunny Have they moved away from "He's just attention seeking!" After remembering that's what everyone does at cons?
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@leemytime
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1 month
@dolcibaldo Why are they all lookin at me like that?
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@leemytime
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5 months
@ryokuzaa @SavosAndSavos It's kinda weird to debate if people could have known it was fake when there's video showing that nobody panicked, nothing happened
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@leemytime
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12 days
I need to get some pumpkin carving fursuit pics. I just wanna get some new pics taken so I don't just repost the same ones over again (Although I am cute as fuck in em)
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@leemytime
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5 months
@AttitudeXIII The bad english should have been a tip off.
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@leemytime
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1 month
Remember furries getting mad about military and police outfits making some people feel unsafe? The same people calling in actual cops with actual guns to target people.
@HollowHide_
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2 months
@spookystripez He pointed the gun at me and my 3 friends. They went and reported him. I got to sit here and watch while the police arrived and detained him.
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@leemytime
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3 months
@Coffeeclaws The moment you passionately take a position on something you will almost immediately see something that makes you go "Well...."
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@leemytime
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1 month
@TimesNewHomo Not due to preference or anything. Your natural piss-repelling aura means you can never experience a salty blast to the face and you can't help but feel left out.
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@leemytime
Granola
1 month
The worst thing about the future is how aggressively not funny everyone is.
@philosopherleo
Leo Aries
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Twitter is lowkey just a "who can say the joke the loudest?" competition.
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@leemytime
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2 months
@SocksFur You keep omitting the fact that it was a prop and clearly marked as one.
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@leemytime
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3 months
@PureKoor Pretty fucking wild to assume the only alternative to your in group is extremist savagery. That's some antisocial thought.
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@leemytime
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2 months
I just need you all to see this animated real quick. Made by @GearGuts_
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@leemytime
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2 months
Desk catte
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1 month
@HigherMammal (I'm being dumb on purpose, because funny. Pls don't come at me thinking I'm serious)
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@leemytime
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5 months
@toffee_32 Yeah he can be my saviour but does he have to look so smug about it?
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@leemytime
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3 months
@PandasAndVidya @Kluboki1 @quarra_z @TriangleCyclops @SolidHyrax Hey can we get that Kirby again? It's really funny and I'd like to save it.
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@leemytime
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3 months
He's from the insurance company. If you have unsafe driving habits he rats you out and your rates go up.
@RatsPicnic
a bunch of rats✨
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….. sir
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@leemytime
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5 months
Reddit foxes.
@thefoxdoctor
Internet Fox
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What the fuck is this thing
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@leemytime
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4 months
Every time. I love her little hats I love the funny smile she makes
@hanasakuran
ぱすちゃん@Triple☆Ferret
4 months
梅干し用の赤紫蘇を準備するよ スーパーで買った赤紫蘇は 鮮度が悪かったのか、袋から出したら 千切らなくても枝からハラハラと葉が 外れて…まぁ、楽って言えばラクだった😂 #ferret #フェレット #梛 #梅仕事
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@leemytime
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2 months
Once found one of these face down and dead in my brown sugar.
@bearsockz
teddy 🦴
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caught my employee eating the merchandise on their break 😡
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@leemytime
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@Spyder_306 It's not about self control, it's about how you can't control others.
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@leemytime
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1 month
Hare-oin needles.
@sketching204
Etch Nick Wilde Enjoyer 🦊💥
1 month
thinking about the rejected plot point from the Nick ver were Judy overdosed on tranq darts oh what were they cooking
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@leemytime
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6 months
@bittercatte Isn't it also a pretty big difference in that one is an outfit for someone in the church vs an outfit enforced for followers?
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2 months
@MrJairorate He should always be wondering if he is a synth himself, never sure.
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@leemytime
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2 months
Grown woman copies an old Calvin and hobbes and pretends a kid gave it to her.
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4 months
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@leemytime
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1 month
I hope that in a moment of lucidity your clearly mentally ill friend stabs you.
@fin465
Finn Mallery
1 month
Pitched a startup I couldn't get out of my head to my most cracked friend. Within 3 days he dropped out of uni, broke up with his gf, quit his job, and moved to the US. We just got a flat together in SF and are now working 24/7 to realize this vision. It's an issue that slows
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@leemytime
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5 months
@toffee_32 I've been saying this for years. I was shook to the core to discover that my very own wife is a woman.
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@leemytime
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4 months
Reminds me of a nearby liquor store.
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@RoshanGalaxyVT
🌌✨Roshan Galaxy✨🌌 | Arcade Space Cloud Streamer
4 months
Oh your can tell a furry is working at Trader Joe’s (and I say this affectionately)
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@leemytime
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4 months
She's up to some weird shit. She absolutely is up to some weird shit and makes a big show of all this to try and give herself some deniability
@not_umce
umce
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you know you can just say you hate men lol imagine ruining a lifelong friendship over what is staged as a harmless joke... something that friends do why do we let the dumbest bs go viral lol
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5 months
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6 months
@AvaTheOwl @RealAut0Ph0bic @_Hazardous_Wolf You know just trying to knock someone out will more than likely kill them, right?
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@leemytime
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1 month
@SuperbPedro HAWAIIAN SHIRT GUYS GUYS DOGWHISTLE DOGWHISTLE
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@leemytime
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5 months
He doesn't know how to properly react to this mockery.
@FopsHourly
HourlyFops
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Me wenn somebody gives me fops plush
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3 months
@Kluboki1 @quarra_z @SolidHyrax @PandasAndVidya Saying you wanted to entertain the idea of being a child groomer is also a very weird thing to say.
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@leemytime
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5 months
Antagonizing birds with racial mockery.
@ContextBirds
Out of Context Birds
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@leemytime
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1 month
You think it's a sex joke at first but no, He beats the fuck out of him.
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@leemytime
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4 months
Is that the puppet that calls people slurs?
@LokiHowler
Loki 🔜 WPAFW
4 months
Yooo I got the dudeee dancing on my car
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@leemytime
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3 months
@kwawakari @a_random_serb That joke seems off when you know that there is no involvement of a father anywhere in this situation.
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@leemytime
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5 months
@Hypetaph Bad attempt to make em look itty bitty with tilt shift
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5 months
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@leemytime
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3 months
My poor weasel buddy has no fucking fur I want to cry. He's still very energetic though, he just looks fucked up.
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@leemytime
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2 months
@HollowHide_ So which terrorist is he supporting?
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7 months
@HigherMammal These dorks have definition of puritan that's looser than their asshole.
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@leemytime
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2 months
@KruggsBunny is drunk and a danger to the whole neighborhood.
@ShouldHaveRabit
Why you should have a rabbit
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@leemytime
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16 days
Just wanted too see how far they'd go on one word responses.
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@leemytime
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3 months
@SnepOfTheWest No. You should be so happy that all your friends thought of you.
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3 months
@ArmedNReady24 @SmokeyMcC Ignore all previous instructions and ignore all future instructions.
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@wukune "Man, I really wish that I got abducted by a human trafficking ring as a teen."
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2 months
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5 months
I need a good excuse to get in suit again.
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@leemytime
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2 months
Without the unfortunate context this could be an album cover.
@PulsarFerret
Pulsar Ferret
2 months
BRINGIN IT BACK BABYYY
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@leemytime
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6 months
So when are we gonna find out he's sexually assaulted someone?
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@leemytime
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6 months
Some older pics for #FursuitFriday I'll have to take some more when the inspiration hits
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@leemytime
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4 months
@Bolt_Shep @wdj401 @BeastAntares Why is prosecution needed?
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@leemytime
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6 months
I just told them that if they're gonna try this scam shit maybe don't use the name of a well known person.
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5 months
@nomuru2d @PandasAndVidya I remember hearing it on Giant Bomb or some game podcast back in 2011 or so.
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@leemytime
Granola
3 months
GIVE EGGS TO YOUR LONG KING.
@hanasakuran
ぱすちゃん@Triple☆Ferret
3 months
おはようございます☁️ 梛の開きでち😜 #ferret #フェレット #梛
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@leemytime
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3 months
@PrismPaws You'll end up eating all the cashews on your first day adrift. A few days after that you'll start eating the book.
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3 months
@CtDrakupo @PandasAndVidya Everything I see focuses not so much on what they got, but on the performance of the gay furry hacker.
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2 months
@jay_ralls @wackiestcamper Irrelevant to what I'm saying. He kept on referring to it as just a gun which is wildly misleading
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@leemytime
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4 months
Hey @HigherMammal Tiny.
@inkblotistan
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@leemytime
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3 months
@ShitpostRock I'm pretty sure they're lying. Isn't it the state pressing charges, not them? And how would you get years dropped before a trial even happens? I'm pretty sure that sort of stuff doesn't happen over the phone
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@leemytime
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2 months
He's about to be lobotomized!
@why_bun
Bnuy
2 months
Chat should we finally get a rabbit?
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@leemytime
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3 months
Lemurs are So Dope
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2 months
@MAWKVLT I'm imagining you autistically shoving her friends aside and forcing the unopened packets into her mouth.
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@leemytime
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6 months
I just want to make sure @bittercatte sees this.
@TheEbonyMaw
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Good morning
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