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4 months

if your manager says "we're like a family," they mean this family

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What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?

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nah, this one is best

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@nightwaynes This versions better.

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this might be surprising for terfs to hear: recording/taking pictures of someone in a bathroom without their consent is a crime!

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JK: The hate is so monstrous you can't give a single specific example. Imagine my surprise. Scott:

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@jk_rowling @writerfromnorth @CarolineFinchD Alright, let's start with something recent. Here's you denying that the Nazis burned books on trans healthcare and research.

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you know you can just say you hate men lol imagine ruining a lifelong friendship over what is staged as a harmless joke... something that friends do why do we let the dumbest bs go viral lol

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"i drew sexy lady art, how DARE men be attracted to it???" girl...

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now the true crime girlies are gonna learn about chris-chan 💀

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Uh oh

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@ae_lit_o hes so confidently stupid

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@Easterhandz yea the soft lighting and what i assume is a filter made me do a double take when i first saw it 💀 i thought u were bragging about customizing a car in gta5 lmao

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@DaizTheCraze shes out here acting like monster fuckers dont exist lmao 💀

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oh its so much worse

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@ConnorCoker7 no way 💀

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@the1Scherz i cant get over the "he doesnt want people to see this" as if the picture is worse than the pics with him hanging out with Epstein and Ghislaine 💀

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fuck off with your shitty ai art

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good lord im HOT

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tl quiet today so maybe no one will notice if i just drop this randomly

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@Bingelbongel_ it gets so much worse

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this took way longer to make than i would like to admit 💀

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@TheCrazySmith01 im just making sure, u do see the comma in the first batman panel right? hes saying "no, masks", and refusing to take his off. so bane just puts his back on lol

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@goldenbossman91 oh dude same, i opened the thread expecting transphobia but got misandry instead 💀

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i only knew the #SonicFrontiers DLC dropped cos of @OnTheDownLoTho LOL

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@PopcornMan145 @D0GGU @Kittykatmeowzer but fascinating

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@jihyoskatara @CinnamonGhoul the whole thread is basically an echo chamber so here's the obligatory pic uwu

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@SLOplays he sure isnt wrong tho 💀

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@KevinMSasaki @h3h3productions Ricegum to Ricegum's career:

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@AffableEffable its somewhat implied with the last few panels imo, especially the "letting myself get so comfortable with you" line, as if she didnt spend most of the comic talking about how theyd known each other and were best friends since they were little kids lol

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@caladtheman id be a liar if i said i didnt wish i was an artist, i wanted to make Bane look like he was just done with Bruce's shit in the 3rd row 😭

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@SLOplays ol reliable

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@mscaradapawjob gold check and everything 😭

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@Bolverk15 do you regularly go to concerts where people throw up on each other?

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@HappyMantShrimp yep lmao

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@SLOplays why would u even use Tenkaichi 3 against modern DB games when Sparking Zero literally comes out in a couple of months 💀

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@Theybannedme4 @EamoArt difference being that Daredevil is literally just a blind guy with sticks

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@cringeTLHDAart all valid questions

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@SLOplays im probably remembering wrong but didnt a ton of characters in BT3's roster have Vegeta's Move™

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@SLOplays RAW pose tho 😤

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@SLOplays thats not trunks and mai thats travis and megan 😭

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@Brandonp_10 ITS LITERALLY THIS TOO!

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@XCoolDude69X this character is so boring 😭

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@GoobyPls89 its bc he always put his name on stuff and took credit for inventions and whatnot, and no one thought to call him on it til a few years back

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🎃The Ghost of Miles John👻

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What's the first gif that pops up when you type your name?

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@airbagged is he just going mask off and deciding to be openly racist, transphobic, AND stupid?

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@Saso23One @Shadow_3588 @rinnegoddess Inuyasha Blue Exorcist Full Metal Alchemist Demon Slayer Dorohedoro Beastars Sailor Moon D.Gray-Man Black Butler

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hey filian, im a fan but it'd be cool if u could use the thousands of dollars u have to commission an actual model for urself before u go through with this stuff its kinda fucked to profit off of someone else's design and model when they never gave u permission lol

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hear me out.. i will never stop simping for my best friend @kiwithesmol 😤😤😤

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“hear me out” and its the hottest person youve ever seen

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this was so satisfying to read lmao good shit dude

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@goodguyfitz how to kill your career in one simple step (the goodguyfitz way!) part 1: hit send on this tweet part 2: that's it

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clout posting aside heres the *actual* account she does softcore porn lol

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@TigheSammy

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Doesn’t Japan have a law that the camera function on phones can’t be silenced, how did he get away with this

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@WaylandJ0hns0n @Jodiscohen @RitaKonaev "this literal child didnt do her homework, send her to juvenile detention" what part of that makes ANY sense to you? are you usually this stupid or is this normal?

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@Woodlandbuckle it basically boils down to her saying that the friend, who she spent the first few pages of the thread saying they were friends since they were toddlers, said something "misogynistic" (doesnt actually say what it is, frames it as a joke) so she cut that friend out of her life,

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@IISizzleII @DaftPina and blackmail!

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@EmoScottPilgrim @Shyte2608 it's genuinely not that deep but okay lmao

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@The_Sire_Geffy @ReverendClown she's Stars and Stripes, America's no.1 she showed up and was killed off in like 2 chapters never even met Midoriya or All Might

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@SasD2r28 apparently it wasnt a joke it was a friend (her best friend) venting about a break-up

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@SLOplays haha yeah its so crazy haha

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@BasedLIDA hey um this wasnt cool to put on my timeline? i am suing u for making me cry at 3am

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this happened and only ten or so hours later this post appeared on my tl lmao 💀

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wyd in this situation?

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@TinySoul581 @chachifox once you realize he also voiced Guts in the Berserk anime it all makes sense

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@KaiserNeko EASILY

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"you're gonna have to try harder to make ke have a reaction :P" said the zionist vtuber who locked their replies. not because they're scared, but because they're just so strong and brave

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@rNovaa_ @ThePinkBoii what is this even for LMAO

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@TigheSammy i think i saw someone say they'll even eat each other lmao turkeys are terrifying

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flashbacks to when i watched my friend's little sister delete my smash bros melee data i had every single character and trophy unlocked

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When your little brother deletes all your saves to start a new game:

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@kiwithesmol I LOVE U SO MUCH LSNBSKBSBF 😭😭😭😭

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@ShockYang @cattosoda don't deflect say what you know they mean

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@kiwithesmol u shouldve posted the arguably better version where it looks like u kissed smh

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@bloodwillpaint @LilySimpson1312 or, or maybe... and this is just an idea grown adults could not sext minors

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tl quiet today so maybe no one will notice if i just drop this randomly

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@Ashbash479 @DAMAG31NC hey is it cool if i cut off a chunk of your finger and then shit on your bed? you can't do anything about it tho

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@kiwithesmol no u dont wtf

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@ShockYang @cattosoda hey what do those emojis in your name mean

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an ancient reminder of the time i pulled a sneaky on @kiwithesmol

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@MilesOnishi hes acting like theres not a literal list of rich and still famous people who went to Epstein's island 😭

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this looks god awful lmao

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there are ped0s and murderers who have gotten lighter sentences than a kid leaking GTA stuff

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18-year-old hacker who leaked #GTA6 clips in 2022 has been sentenced to life in a hospital prison

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@TheeWeirdCousin @youwereoffkey because comedians are supposed to be funny😶

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some others from 🅱️exas 🥺👉👈

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@myotismusic @not_umce

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@OnTheDownLoTho fadel how many times did u buy this game

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@OnTheDownLoTho @AHobbykids respectfully ratioing someone is pretty in character

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@Songokuangel961 @hates_place @PlushMaker400 “Doesn’t that tell you that women enjoy—“

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@HamavalThorfinn i always feel like he was expecting Goku to come back or something lmao

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@kiwithesmol behold, cartoon keewee with thicker lips for some reason

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@SLOplays breaking news: old screenshots were on an old build, dragon ball fans OVERREACTED???

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at this point im convinced Lex is a cryptid

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went to goth mcdonald’s

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i wonder if we're still allowed to mention @OnTheDownLoTho when we post frontiers pics 🤔

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day 1 of asking, begging even, @kiwithesmol to cosplay Jinx

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hello world kendrick here

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@SLOplays there are so many good dubs lately Frieren and CSM are both peak

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@RealTruggler can u imagine how much better mastar's reputation would be if he didnt trace and actually knew what good fight choreography is ...and was good at writing

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@WGB05112004 @Angry_Crow24 i'd say given the circumstances it makes sense

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@TigheSammy he didnt take the pic lol shes @/yaya86412

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