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"Ich sage dir Knabe, es wird eine teure Zeit werden, Fürsten werden ihre Schätze bieten um einen Mann den sie jetzt hassen." Illustration & Aspirin abuse

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Joined August 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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15 days
My witch necromant hwyfe keeps raising me from the dead! Do you like this?
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2 years
Something I will never forgive "soyjack" is that they villified being genuinely excited about something, no matter how small. Nowadays if you react like this to anything you get turned into a reaction image and placed over news articles by people who never felt joy.
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8 months
Did you know that the IRS has contingencies for continuing taxation in case of Total Nuclear War?
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Post-apocalyptic tax men
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2 years
character design tip
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1 year
What are you forgetting?
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2 months
Boxer goate
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8 months
See you on Malevelon
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2 years
Holy shit my prediction that "AI cars" will just be Hindus driving on 230ms latency is coming true.
@Reuters
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2 years
Truly autonomous cars may be impossible without helpful human touch
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Critical key component to creating structurally stable space-faring vessels. We just witnessed a breakthrough nearly on the same level as the Industrial revolution and it's not going to stop with this. Good things ahead only.
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Dr Dyks 🇺🇦
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Jesus Christ that’s impressive!
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@DanielW_Kiwi
Daniel 🦔
2 months
The highest IQ guy I know dropped out of university and answers phones for a living. Huge brain zero drive to do anything.
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2 years
🦝
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9 months
Portrait
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11 months
Lethal Company, produced by one Twitter Furry - 1GB UNO, produced by the entire Ubisoft company - 5GB
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2 years
Goucho dogy 🤠🐕‍🦺🇧🇷
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1 year
Patrolling the nuclear winter almost makes you wish for a Mojave.
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2 years
dogy?
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5 months
Fat Serbs have two modes: 1. 2 hour cocaine binge panic attack 2. Flooding your Timeline on Twitter
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8 months
@zawkzawb That they planned ahead for that as well!
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7 months
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5 months
Bastard.
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2 years
💀🍷🦊
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3 years
PSA: Keep on keeping on! 😀👍
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5 months
19th C. Greek Badja
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10 months
G3 January officially on.
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2 years
@knapperx Yeah that was the original intent to be sure. But with all Internet content...
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9 months
Street howitzer dog 💥🐕‍🦺
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2 years
Corporations will do anything to avoid using glass and aluminium.
@HowThingsWork_
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Water bag sealing. 💦 We are seeing a massive increase in production due to the fact it uses less plastic & is easier to transport.💧 would you drink your water from a bag? Or do you feel it's another example that's gone too far?
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Pop Base
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YouTuber Nikocado Avocado reveals weight loss transformation in new video.
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At Triage class the FIRST thing they told us is "If you crack or bruise their ribs trying to keep them alive, they're DEFINITELY going to sue you and the next 3 generations of your descendants." So this is the natural extension of hating Doctors and First Responders.
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Oren Gottfried, MD
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Would you trust CPR by machine or human more?
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2 years
I feel like an archeologist. You're witnessing what is equivalent to an ancient Roman Mosaic. Lots of strange power to the image; herald of a different time. You rarely ever see colours like this anymore.
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Yayy got my headshot from Thanshuhai today! God he's awesome! http://t.co/2Cj0Tmameq
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1 year
Gallogmart WILL cut you.
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2 years
It's important for Fleet Morale!
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4 months
🖥️🦊🕯️
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Range Day
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Janissaries
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19th Century Shotgun Surgeon
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Alpine Engineer ⛰️🏔️🗡️
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WIREHEAD
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Work
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2 years
Are they... you know...
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1 year
Sailor and Hedge Knight, 90 minutes.
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2 years
Anyone else or just me?
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2 years
You thought I'd forgot. G3 January is on.
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5 months
🐊🟥
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1 year
Here you go, you filthy animals.
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A6m2-N but it’s a shiba
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Zoomers are experiencing midage crisis at 18, entirely annihilated generation.
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ny ⋆。°✩
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when you turn 19 does it get better
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1 year
Doppel is busy work.
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Folkwear cmsn
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3 years
something
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2 years
🐕‍🦺🇫🇷
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9 months
Matching fits
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1 year
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2 months
Work for World's Worst Teacher.
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1 year
polskie gacie zaostaja podczas seksu
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5 months
This is where I poast from (poasting right now)
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2 years
🇮🇹🐺
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1 year
Tac-Mac Maid for Mac-10 May
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1 year
🎶We like to be on the run, Wake up to the sound of drums; Don't sing about love; Think about the rhythm, Sing about war.🎵
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It's okay, they're East German.
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10 months
Better than running, 🎶 Stand and take a fight 🎵
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2 months
FUCK I need to vote for her now, God dammit.
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SpookToons
3 months
P0litics are exhausting. We could use some contagious laughter instead of contagious hate.
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2 years
They're not meant to be doing this. Hussite handgonners.
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1 year
Mind numbing content war-slop stream
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Lockscreen Imperial Russian Wolverine
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1 year
They call me The UN Peacekeepers the way I do jack shit.
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3 years
Are they, you know... Austrian? 🇦🇹🇭🇺 Gift sketch.
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1 year
One of the things I'm fascinated with is that storms are a lot taller than they are wide.
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Out here Foiling my Ports #PortfolioDay
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"Center, we're showing a lil' closer to Two Thousand."
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I hate robbing banks :3c
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It's all Greek to me...
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2 years
"What if instead of feeding and housing the poor we pretend they consent to being killed?"
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Canada's already liberal euthanasia laws will soon expand, permitting 'mature' children under 18, mentally ill to qualify
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Gote
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A Dutch mercenary in the Congo with his trusty Gewehr. G3 January gift.
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You've got to be fucking with me.
@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
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Electron microscope image of Naegleria fowleri, the brain-eating amoeba
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So I just spent the last 10 days in Prague. 🇨🇿🚗
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There's an entire world completely missing. All of it, gone. Look at this and now tell me it's not a mythical civilization in the long ago.
@RealEOC
Eyes On Cinema
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Audience reactions to the Batman '89 trailer
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🥃💢
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Guloid swordgirl (she stabbe me)
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Don't worry, it's loaded.
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Autumn Highlands
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When in Rome; try the wine. 🍷🥴
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Maronites have the most powerful aesthetic known to man.
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Hunty Wolf
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@MAWKVLT Arms dealer tiny rat man tries desperately to sell you an uzi
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This is me if you even care...
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2 years
You thought I was joking.
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No... marten IN a kigurumi....
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Ballroom discussions.
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8 months
With and without meme text
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8 months
You guys should probably check out the work I quote tweeted here instead of spamming me.
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1 year
Thoroughly brainrotten...
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2 years
White People when there’s hyena cookies and Austro-Hungarian uniforms at The Function.
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