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@zephanijong women stop inventing new ways to be mad at your boyfriend challenge (impossible)

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@lo_lifer @pookleblinky I did them the favor of updating their marketing

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@kenjisalk @kibblesmith "it's good that my watch is actively eavesdropping on all my conversations" is a take, I guess

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@eyeslasho this guy might be the most intellectual / well-spoken of the "far-right" politicians, which is probably why I've never seen his statements aired in mainstream press

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@MattBinder as if intel services don't have the capability to access smart TVs without sending a notification to the target we need better conspiracy theorists

CIA, MI5 hacked smart TVs to eavesdrop on private conversations

The malware, developed during a hackathon between British and American spies, turns ordinary smart TVs into listening devices.

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@UsingCigarettes community notes are a net positive when implemented correctly

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@boss_on_here hmm

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@qiqi_baddie @ricsanchez @WrittenByHanna really glad we spend most of our time on platforms where it's impossible to fully know if what we're seeing is real, fake (satire), or fake (misinformation)

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@machinegumkiss @NathanForYouOoC yellow shirt is a crazy choice

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@severedDatahead @buckadeath bill burr nailed it like a decade ago

Bill Burr - Plastic Surgery

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@amypoyer @rainnwilson there are like 5 trans men who have given birth in the US and are even capable of breastfeeding, are the other 99.99999% of people obligated to accommodate them?

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@jessesingal my favorite walsh hypothetical from the archives

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@CHSommers @PornPanic David Shor getting fired for tweeting an academic article, which itself was written by a POC, arguing that rioting reduced the support of dem candidates in elections. He's a political scientist and was fired for doing his job, just bizarre stuff.

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@smotus @RichardEngel same for the talk about a no-fly zone, as if such a move wouldn't require NATO or other western forces to shoot down RU aircraft

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@tiredgenerally I think it's a response to liberals, who generally support more immigration, getting angry when border state republican governors ship said immigrants to blue states as a political stunt

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@fuckpoasting @Duderichy I'm sorry but you don't deserve sympathy, you're spending almost double the median monthly pre-tax salary on nonsense either get some discipline in your life or don't feel sorry for yourself on social media

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@Sanjeevsco @AlexeiArora @AbhijitChavda yes lol they were removed to protect the feelings of their corporate sponsors when their videos got ratio'd, and to increase overall viewing time for higher ad revenue. if you could tell a video was bad by the like/dislike ratio, you wouldn't waste your time watching it

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@Magiholic_ @greentexts_bot it's 4chan, why did you buy it in the first place

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@Janlow12 @jonathanvswan @alaynatreene the agenda is tax cuts for the wealthy, abortion repeal for the activists, and EPA regulatory rollback for the pollution-heavy corporations. it's not an agenda that polls very well, so they tend not to campaign on it

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@InternetHippo my landlord is increasing rent by 26%, which is perfect to match the 26% raise I absolutely did not receive this year

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@monitoringbias

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@boss_on_here 18 --> 1.8 1.8 x 2 = 3.6 I don't understand how people can't do 20% automatically

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@ithoughtwhatidd @dyingscribe not identical, but fraudternal

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@ShitpostGate houston gets targeted for having some of the worst infrastructure and city planning and honestly the critics are 100% correct

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@vanillaopinions you just circled like 70% of the black population in the country, care to elaborate

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@pukeuprainbows @boss_on_here @CriminalUnionFW how about no bad tipping should be shamed, but 20%+ is reserved for good-to-excellent service, not bare-minimim if you did an awful job (it happens) best you're getting from me is 15%

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@kittypurrzog how divorced does a man have to be to behave like this at 51 years of age?

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@JeremyBWhite criminal justice reform, but not for the people I don't like personally ✊️

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@chrislhayes this is going to get misinterpreted so badly lmao

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@russell_buck @MattZeitlin @NickatFP lol my company (fortune 50) just started using the term "right-sizing" this year, they really do hire all the same HR consulting firms

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@SCHIZO_FREQ a sub 5min mile is elite lol, this is probably just bait

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@TheOnion I wonder if the onion would write this article today (they wouldn't)

It Sadly Unclear Whether This Article Will Put Lives At Risk

PARIS—Following the fatal terrorist attack Wednesday at the offices of French newspaper Charlie Hebdo, sources confirmed this afternoon that it is sadly not yet clear whether this very article will...

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@asdf_gustavo @PokemonGems this is a post for geriatric millennials, there's only 150 pokemon

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@PottsJustin @samuel_spitz I've seen this before

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@wesyang seems increasingly likely, with technology like this and other recent breakthroughs, that the human mind will cease to be a haven from outside forces in the next couple decades will law enforcement need a warrant to scan a suspect's brain?

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@Srirachachau it's pretty clear one of them took the hollywood lizard-person route and the other aged normally

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@Halalcoholism a meth dealer, auto mechanic, and subprime mortgage broker walk into a bar

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@oldTrumpTweetz guys will literally hit "sleazebags" back instead of going to therapy

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@wanabchilango69 @boss_on_here at ~17% it's the only acceptable one

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@UsingCigarettes yeah I did say I think it's a net positive. it could use some tweaking, earlier versions seemed to be more resistant to vote manipulation but there are serious bullshit-peddlers on twitter making $$$ by lying that deserve the public shaming CN provides

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@jake_demichele @JeppeSun @billybinion @arcticmother not every state has robust homestead laws to prevent something like that from happening

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@Duderichy except this is exactly what greystar and numerous other property management companies using realpage software are currently being sued over.

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@Noahpinion feel like this greentext from 2017 sums up the phenomenon of internet subcultures pretty well

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@eigenrobot got a buddy who's currently 2yrs into his residency, if people had any idea what the doctor pipeline looked like they'd riot 80-100hr/wk at a $57k/yr salary, after spending $200k+ on a med school that most of the students cheated through

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@SWENGDAD man is trying his best to earn $30/mo engagement shitposting, make sure to hit that like and repost button

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@OrwellNGoode the answer it's yes, depends on the state but most would require her signature on the deed of trust if the husband was purchasing real property. if she didn't sign any documents then he either lives in a state with an exception or lied about his marital status

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@jestingtime @p8stie female version of this

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@vpharez @Eric_Erins @mattmfm @TessYocom if anyone was wondering why modern politics is the circus it is, you can thank the dopes like this guy

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@amuse I can't believe a person would double down on something like this instead of either ghosting it entirely or, like a normal human being, apologize for calling a 6 year old a culpable murderer

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@fuckpoasting @Duderichy sorry but that still doesn't explain how you ended up with $500 $300k/yr is $25k/mo, post tax (worst case) gives you $13k/mo net. even in the most expensive living situation you'd have $7-8k/mo discretionary I don't care why you're lying, but you are

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@GodTierTodd @BansheeEthereal @_counterpoints_ it also served as a warning to the prospective viewer, that for some reason the creator felt it necessary to disable those features

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@SwannMarcus89 best iteration

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@jbarro "we need to remove homeless people and drug users from the metro so it's utilized by the wider public" activists: no! we need drug rehab clinics and housing first. "ok, can we build those projects nearby? activists: also no!

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@Duderichy show me a self-employed "rich" person complaining about not being approved for a mortgage, and I'll show you their schedule c showing $180k in gross receipts and $35k in net profits

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@mjvandam @gregkellyusa it doesn't even matter, just appreciate it for the art it is

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@mikerainey82 I just counted and ol' mike got a lil p-u-s-s-y upwards of 20 times this year

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In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history.

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@eyeslasho Stage I: /r/TumblrInAction circa ~2012-13 the subreddit was banned in 2021 along with all the other GC subs, but the below is a fairly accurate description of what it was

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@NOTSeanMcCarthy minimum wage in 2010: $7.25 minimum wage in 2022: $7.25 OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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@robertjbennett @Noahpinion perhaps millionaire hollywood producers aren't the people we should rely on for an analysis of climate legislation

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@BanButterfly @MEAT_GOD_ @ShitpostGate the problem with conspiracy theories is a matter of categorization and lack of mainstream news coverage. epstein was a conspiracy theory until it wasn't, and yet it's still lumped in with flat earthers somehow

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@BronxLaugher @amypoyer @rainnwilson I'm pretty sure they're allowed to compete in competitions that align with their biological sex.

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@BowTiedMara I just skimmed the entire bill myself and don't see anything remotely close to what you're suggesting, at least not as punishment for US citizens. seems this act primarily covers foreign actors

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@mattwritesbooks man got his tattoo sleeve from a coloring book

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@jdcmedlock anyone else remember the fema camp conspiracy theories in ~2010 under the obama administration? same vibes

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@wanyeburkett we know that heavier, faster vehicles result in more pedestrian fatalities. the cybertruck is almost twice as heavy (9000lb) than most modern SUVs (5000lb) US consumers and auto companies don't particularly seem to care

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@MattZeitlin "law and order" republicans btfo "eat the rich" liberals mad about traffic enforcement this is true radical centrism

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@JuddLegum it's pretty funny that their childish "democrat" affectation is what outed them here, a bizarre grammatical choice foreign to everyone except those enmeshed in GOP messaging

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@ChrisExpTheNews vader would also never call han the n-word (nerfherder)

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@jmrphy can't believe my best friend would put me on blast this publicly

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@river_is_nice real ones know (not me tho)

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@VGCatano @JoePostingg I've been on dates with residents and a local hospital routinely schedules 28 hour (!) shifts

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@InternetH0F only if you stop flooding my TL with onlyfans simping

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@DelusionPosting >libertarian every time

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@p8stie I read your dating advice website like 4mos ago and was convinced you were a catfishing man based on your writing style then you started posting photos of yourself globetrotting and now I don't know what to think

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@DelusionPosting that acct was created 6mos ago and has little to no results returned for their name. it's agitprop and should be ignored

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@JHWeissmann evergreen political cartoon

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@Draynick86 @TerribleFinance he's 37 years old, injecting politics into anything he can post on the internet

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@Rationalist69 @NBCNews how a social media platform with 400m+ monthly users and an estimated $15b market cap managed to coast for this long at the whim of $0/mo mods (janitors) is incredible by itself

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@Draynick86 @TerribleFinance he's 37, and dispenses lukewarm iq takes about politics and voice acting. he's really into cryptocurrency, and spends $100/yr on a free website. he has <500 followers and has convinced himself that his existence is worthy of an autobiography

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@p8stie not for romantic or sexual reasons, but rather that lipstick represents a lower-cost "luxury" product purchased in lieu of more expensive goods

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@jessesingal move into a diverse neighborhood? honey that's gentrification move out of a diverse neighborhood? you better believe that's white flight

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@thechosenberg I feel bad for any couple that doesn't have a physically affectionate relationship bf grabs your boobs and you're telling the internet he "gets turned on by my bloody bandages and [his] partner in pain"? AND "he's been taking good care of me" just end it already for his sake

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@boss_on_here 3.6%, 17.6%, 7.5%, and 6.1% respectively. #2 is an OK tip if the service was average, BUT this person is a bad tipper and deserves the vitriol they receive after posting something like this to the internet

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@eigenrobot @morganwarstler doing so unbinds them from being obligated (under their current rules) to ban any trump content that questions the legitimacy of the 2020 election, which he's certain to do they'd rather not be seen as actively censoring a major US political figure prior to an election

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@punished_tar you can put the principle and interest, that is taxes/insurance/(HOA?) would run you anywhere from $400-800/mo on top of that. considering it's only 2yrs of principle and no interest, still an incredible deal if you can swing the initial payments

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@eigenrobot the only tara reid I recognize

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@TheWuhanClan @BasedMikeLee I don't recall griner killing two people while driving drunk, unless you consider marijuana possession an equivalent crime

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@_35millimetre personally I'm a fan of the mexican staring frog of southern sri lanka

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@CoreyMartindil1 @TierZoo @elonmusk my primary feed is only going to be people who pay $8/mo to post on a free website going forward? that absolutely sucks for obvious reasons

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@paynushurts I'm happy we're all consuming the same information again (and it's terrible)

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@shelly2161 @TheOnion @nytimes they aren't "attacking transgender people", they're reporting on the use of puberty blockers in children for which there is zero evidence of effectiveness and serious risk of medical complications. stating these facts is not an attack on the trans community.

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@WashburneAlex from my understanding, all they found was a swab from the market which included both covid and raccoon dog genomic sequences in it, no evidence of zoonotic origin aside from that. how is this some kind of silver bullet?

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@Boomieleaks @elonmusk @SenMarkey @washingtonpost it did 3-4 days ago, when he wrote this letter.

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@izzie_yizzie @OldTymeAthlete @ListComesForAll @FirstAvenue @SirajAHashmi @assliken prince was a devout jehovah's witness in the last decade of his life, so the implication is pretty obvious. you could probably google it if you actually cared though

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@TankHammer @chrisgayomali would you call women who get ass and breast implants "chronically insecure" as well or is this just something that applies to short men

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@kittypurrzog chappelle's put out more specials in the last 5 years than the prior 20 years combined

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@Keas102 @crim_tweets_ of course it isn't, drugging unknowing participants is 100% illegal. thankfully the odds this is real are close to 0%

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